Before his laughter ended, Ximen Qing had already walked in. When he saw that the room was in a mess, it looked like someone was about to move, and he couldn't help but froze there.
Chen Jingjing hurriedly led all his family members to pay homage to him, and invited Ximen Qing to sit on a chair. Ximen Qing pretended to be dumbfounded and said, "My dear son-in-law! What do you mean?"
Hearing Ximen Qing call the word "virtuous son-in-law" so affectionately, Chen Jingjing couldn't help but shudder and said to himself that although my husband-in-law has been nice to me these days, because his daughter and I are not married, or maybe
Secretly, he still remembers the grudge against Li Jiaoer, so he only addresses him as "Chen Xiaoguan'er" in his speech. Why do he call him "Xian son-in-law" today? There must be a scam here!
His thoughts were spinning, but his face was respectful, and he lowered his hands and said, "I hope my father-in-law knows this." When my son-in-law heard that his father-in-law was so depressed, he was so sad that he rushed from Tokyo to Qinghe to pay his respects. Who would have thought that
It was a huge misunderstanding. My son-in-law has been harassing me at home these days, and I am very grateful to my father-in-law. But before I left, my father gave me a strict lesson, telling me to finish everything immediately.
I can't delay my return home, so I packed my luggage and prepared to say goodbye to my father-in-law and return to Tokyo tomorrow."
Ximen Qing shook his hands and sighed: "How did you say this? If my good son-in-law leaves like this, won't it mean that the Chen family will blame me, Ximen Qing, for not treating me well? Don't mention the word farewell again! Let's stop talking.
, if I let you go like this, wouldn’t you be living up to a huge happy event?"
After talking about it, a smile appeared on Ximen Qing's face. Unfortunately, the smile was too forced, and one could tell it was fake even from ten miles away.
Chen Jingjing was an obedient person, and his suspicions deepened upon seeing him, so he asked: "My father-in-law keeps saying that I have a happy event, but I don't know where this happiness comes from?"
Ximen Qing laughed and patted Chen Jingjing on the shoulder. It was a pity that he had not practiced Bone Transformation Palm, otherwise Chen Jingjing would have died. While patting him, he laughed and said: "You keep calling me father-in-law. It shows that you are a good and filial boy. I
Ximen Qing, how can I let you call me in vain? Therefore, I am instructing my servants to prepare, either tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, to have a lively wedding between you and my daughter! My dear son-in-law, tell me, this is not a big happy event.
? Hahahaha..."
Chen Jingjing had already been patted down by Ximen Qing, but he could only endure the pain of breaking the mountain and smile flatteringly. When he heard this "happy event", he was so shocked that he was so shocked that he went "Ouch"
With one click, he broke through the blockade of Ximen Qing's five fingers and jumped up. Haoxuan set a new record for men's high jump in the Northern Song Dynasty.
Ximen Qing retracted his hand and said with half joy and half annoyance: "You kid, you are not calm at all. When you heard that you were going to get married, you jumped up with joy! How can you be trusted to handle big things if you are so well-educated?"
Secretly, Chen Jingjing was already complaining like a string of words, and he just said in his heart: "Your son is the one who is jumping for joy! Ah! No! I am his son-in-law in name, and he can be considered half a son! It should be said that it is your father who is jumping for joy.
!”
In a flash of inspiration, everything suddenly became clear. Ximen Qing must have panicked when he saw that the snake scales on his daughter's face could not be removed. At this time, he happened to be the unlucky guy who came to Qinghe to pay his respects. What else could he do?
What did you say? He just wanted to push his snake daughter into his arms. As long as he married into the Chen family, the burden on Ximen Qing's shoulders was naturally relieved. He just asked for medical advice.
They all cost money from my Chen family, and he, Ximen Qing, stood by and watched, happy to see the joke!
Chen Jingjing secretly gritted his teeth: "Ximen Qing, Ximen Qing! No wonder my father always says you are difficult to deal with. He is indeed ruthless and scheming! Hehe! But what kind of person am I, Master? How can I fall into your trap?
Jiangdong’s plan?”
Having made up his mind, he straightened his clothes and hats, bowed to Ximen Qing, and said respectfully: "My father-in-law taught you right! When my son-in-law heard that he wanted to marry your wife, he was really excited and got carried away.
I hope my father-in-law will forgive me!"
Ximen Qing smiled from ear to ear: "No sin! No sin! My good son-in-law won't leave tomorrow, right?"
Chen Jingji raised his head and said seriously: "No! My father-in-law, my son-in-law must leave tomorrow!"
Ximen Qing was stunned: "This...how do you say this? If you leave, how will the marriage be handled?"
Chen Jingji hurriedly said: "Father-in-law, please be patient. My son-in-law is here just for the wedding!"
Ximen Qing pondered for a moment: "Oh! I know! Could it be that you are going back to Tokyo to receive your parents' orders? But don't worry about this! When you and my daughter arranged a baby wedding, I and the Chen family had already approved it. My parents
But the fate has been fulfilled. If I call the matchmaker Wen again tomorrow, won't it mean that I got the matchmaker's advice again? This is just the right thing to do, and we will get married!"
It didn't matter that he was so generous, but Chen Jingjing was so anxious that beads of sweat came out of his mouth, and he cursed in his heart: "Damn it! Master, I am a scholar and met a soldier today, I can't explain my reasoning clearly!"
He had to swallow back the beads of sweat before he said respectfully: "Father-in-law, my son-in-law returns to Tokyo. In addition to his parents' lives, he also has a huge worry."
Ximen Qing became interested when he heard this: "What's on your mind?"
Chen Jingjing then started to make nonsense: "Back then, my son-in-law made a wish in front of the Buddha at Baoen Temple in Tokyo. If he could get a good wife, he would have to study hard for books. When he got the title of the first lady in the spring boudoir competition, he would be named on the gold list and ranked first.
After the banquet of hairpin flowers, the white horse welcomes the bride and honors the ancestors."
After talking for a long time, seeing that Ximen Qing was not very interested, he suddenly realized: "I am proud of my ancestors, what does it have to do with his Ximen family? No wonder I play the piano to a cow here, but he doesn't listen to a cow there!"
Therefore, Chen Jingjing changed the subject and brought the topic to the Ximen family: "If my son-in-law wins the first prize and comes to Qinghe to welcome his bride, wouldn't it be an eternal story? The Ziwei Lang in the sky marries the daughter of Lord Ximen. What will happen in the future?
I must be singing this "Double Star Club"! At that time, the Ximen family in Qinghe will definitely become a famous family in the Northern Song Dynasty and will live forever!"
When talking about immortality, Chen Jingji first glanced at Ximen Qing's crotch, and then looked at his face. He saw that Ximen Qing's eyes were hazy, as if he was intoxicated, and he said with joy: "This old killer is
You fell into my trap!"
After waiting for a long time, Ximen Qing finally woke up as if coming back from a dream, and asked with a smile: "But I don't know how confident your wise son-in-law is about being the number one scholar?"
Chen Jiji was refreshed, and he bullied Ximen Qing as a country bumpkin, so he simply let it go: "My son-in-law is not talented. He has read classics and history extensively since he was a child, and he has read a lot of articles. As long as there are three tombs and five canons, eight ropes and nine hills,
There are hundreds of schools of thought, astronomy and geography, and my son-in-law is familiar with everything. Because in the past few years, my reign in the Song Dynasty was called "Daguan", and the population in Tokyo was very favorable, so I put my son-in-law and the son of Taiwei Gao Qiu together.
Gao Yameni is collectively known as the 'Grand View Twin Jewels'. With the talent of my son-in-law, it is really like looking at the number one scholar in the palm of my hand to look at the number one scholar, how is it righteous?"
He was playing here, and Ximen Qing was beaming there. After he finished playing, Ximen Qing raised his hand and made a "snap" sound on the table, and said: "Okay! Since my virtuous son-in-law has such literary talent, how can I
Has the temporary love between a man and a woman blocked your bright future? Tomorrow morning, you should practice it for your good husband! But I don’t know if my good husband will return to Tokyo tomorrow by water or land? "
Chen Jingjing was overjoyed. Although it was comfortable to take the water route, he thought that the sooner he could return to Tokyo, the better, so he replied: "My son-in-law is prepared to take the dry route."
Ximen Qing nodded again and said: "Okay! In that case, father-in-law, I will prepare my luggage overnight so that I can send you off tomorrow - and go on the road with my daughter!"
Upon hearing these words, Chen Jingyi's heart thumped and he almost had a myocardial infarction. He finally regained his breath and cursed in his heart: "No! This old thief is obviously desperate to jump over the wall and go up to the house to take out the ladder.
Kill them all, and he will never give up until his snake daughter is handed over to me!"
In desperation, he jumped up and shouted: "Father-in-law, you must not do this!"
Ximen Qing then laughed and said, "Why are you so anxious, good son-in-law? If you have something to say, sit down and say it slowly!" He then summoned the Chen family and said, "You dumb people, when you see the young master sweating all over your head, you don't say anything to hurry up and bring the tea."
Pouring water, wiping sweat and passing towels around, what's the use of raising waste like you?"
After being shouted at by him, the Chen family became very busy, waiting for Chen Jingyi to wipe his sweat and drink water. Then Chen Jingyi said earnestly: "Father-in-law, my lady and I have to go back to Tokyo together.
Can’t do it!”
Ximen Qing was displeased: "I only said that my daughter should go to Tokyo with you to meet her parents-in-law, so that the Chen family could have a surprise, but you pushed back and blocked me!"
Chen Jingjing cursed in his heart: "If I really bring your snake daughter home, I will be shocked, but where can I start to say the word "happy"? If you don't raise your head to see me happy at that time, I will tell you
Ximen Qing’s surname!”
At that time, the Neo-Confucianism of brothers Cheng Hao and Cheng Yi was gradually becoming popular. Chen Jingjing also learned a few words, such as "men and women are taught and accepted without intimacy", "preserve the laws of nature and destroy human desires", "starving to death is a small matter, but a breach of integrity is a big deal".
They all moved out, which made Ximen Qing dizzy. Finally, the boy concluded: "If I bring the young lady to Tokyo, it will be nice to talk about but not nice to hear. If there are those scoundrels who gossip and talk, it will ruin everything."
It’s too late for my father-in-law to regret the young lady’s reputation throughout her life!”
When Ximen Qing heard this, he stared and was speechless. After a while, he said: "Then there are so many villains in Tokyo city?"
Chen Jingjing was so anxious that he memorized all the famous sayings of sages: "A lot, a lot, a lot! Not too much? Too much!"
Ximen Qing scratched his head: "Since you said that there should be fewer and fewer scoundrels in Tokyo to promote science and enlightenment, why are there more and more? It's really weird, it really makes me laugh!
"
Turning around, he saw Chen Jingjing looking so anxious that he was about to vomit blood. He thought that he had teased this young boy enough for today, so he changed his subject and said, "According to this, if my daughter is allowed to go with you, it will be very harmful to my daughter's reputation."
, is there any hindrance?”
Chen Jingjing nodded like a chicken pecking at rice: "Yes, yes! Yes, yes, yes!"
Ximen Qing sighed and asked feebly: "When will you win the first prize, my dear son-in-law?"
When Chen Jingjing heard that he was overjoyed, he immediately slapped his chest so hard that he almost contracted pneumonia: "After the New Year, when the spring boudoir comes out, my son-in-law will definitely succeed! Then he will definitely welcome the bride on a white horse, and it will become a legend in the world... ahem...
cough……"
Ximen Qing smiled and said: "In that case, tomorrow morning, I will practice it for my virtuous son-in-law in the ten-mile long pavilion. I only hope that my virtuous son-in-law will leave early and come back early. My daughter is leaning against the door and looking forward to it!"
Chen Jingjing was coughing so much that he couldn't speak. He just nodded repeatedly and said in his heart: "Shang Xie! I want to know you. I will live forever. Mountains have no mausoleums. Rivers are exhausted. Winter thunders tremble. Summer rains and snows. Heaven and earth are united.
, I dare to marry your snake spirit daughter!" This is exactly:
Happiness is surrounded by disaster, and failure conceals success. But I don’t know what will happen next. Let’s hear the explanation next time.