There are many colors of Khotan jade, but the most precious one is the pure white and delicate mutton-fat white jade. In ancient times, there was a lunar review. When evaluating people, they would say that the brothers of a certain family are like jade, who is bright on the inside, and who is bright on the outside - this is bright on the inside And external moisturization, it can actually be regarded as a vivid portrayal of mutton-fat white jade.
The jade mentioned in Hao Si's literature is clean and moist, and even among mutton-fat white jade, it is rare and top-grade. The two eunuchs caught their eyes and looked at each other, with a trace of undisguised expression on their faces. Smile.
The palace eunuch put his hand into the box, picked up the jade pendant, played it back and forth between his fingers skillfully, and said leisurely: "Is this the urgent military information sent by General Guan? I heard that when there is an emergency in the army, what kind of feathers or tiger talismans are there? The gold medal, could it be this gadget?"
Hao Siwen bravely pointed out that a deer is a horse and said: "Exactly!"
The palace eunuch tossed the mutton-fat white jade pendant twice, and the lights in the tent were bright, and a stream of colorful lights and shadows suddenly passed by, like a dream. The palace eunuch smiled and said: "Brother Tao, what do you think?"
The Taoist eunuch didn't even look this way since he glanced at it. At this time, he was eating walnut kernels under the waiters of the second eunuchs. Hearing this, he said lazily: "Brother Gong, bring it to me."
A second-generation eunuch quickly handed over the mutton-fat white jade pendant. The Taoist eunuch's eyes lit up and he praised: "It's really a rare treasure!"
With that said, Taoist eunuch Yu condescended to grab the hammer that opened the walnuts in the hands of a second-generation eunuch, put the mutton-fat white jade pendant on the anvil in front of him, and hammered it down with a "dang" sound, and the mutton-fat white jade pendant was already It was hit into pieces and shattered into pieces.
The Taoist eunuch gasped: "Oh, oh, oh! I'm so exhausted! I want to eat walnuts, why do I have to go out so hard? Alas! I'm old! I'm old!"
The palace eunuch's expression did not change. The Tao eunuch smashed the mutton-fat white jade pendant to pieces, which seemed to be what he had expected. At this time, he even said in a regretful tone: "Brother Tao, you are indeed old! You know, you just now What was broken was not the walnut, but the mutton-fat white jade pendant that carried urgent military information!"
"Ah?!" The Taoist eunuch pretended to be surprised, "Sure enough, old people don't rely on their bones and muscles to make them stronger! What will An Zhi do if he misses a major military flight?"
The eunuch of the palace said leisurely: "Brother Tao is very resourceful and can make decisions before taking action. There must be a solution - do you still need me to add insult to injury?"
The Taoist eunuch's sallow old face smiled brightly, nodded proudly and said: "Brother Gong is right - left and right, tell me about Little Yang'er to come in."
As he spoke, he turned his head and said to Hao Siwen: "General Hao, don't be anxious. If our family accidentally smashes your mutton-fat white jade pendant, we will pay it back to you from the little sheep!"
Hao Siwen encountered such an unexpected situation when he paid a bribe for the first time. He was stunned for a moment and didn't know how to react. He had to wait for the situation unchanged.
Not long after, a thin-skinned and tender-bodied, effeminate, voluptuous eunuch who was painted by Qiao Qiao coquettishly entered the account, first glanced at the palace eunuch, and then bowed to the Taoist eunuch - in fact, it was Six bodies fell to the ground, but because he was a eunuch, he was missing key parts, so he became a five-body man. This Eryizi said in a very charming voice: "Little Yang'er, meet the two great grandfathers! Ouch!"
It was as if there was an invisible red-hot iron passing through the air. Gong and Dao's second eunuch had a happy face for a moment, and all the wrinkles were smoothed out. But suddenly they heard a high-pitched scream of pain from the little sheep, and the two became confused when they were concerned. , stood up in unison: "My son, what happened to you?"
The little Yang'er didn't say anything, but blinked with tears and took out a piece of broken jade from under his knees. The palace eunuch was furious when he saw it, and shouted: "What kind of broken stone is this? How dare you come to hurt my little Yang'er! Come on!" Man! Collect all those broken pieces, smash them outside and smash them into pieces, until they are shattered into pieces, so that you can release this foul smell for my little lamb!"
After hearing this execution, Xiaoyang'er glanced at the palace eunuch with lustful eyes, then glanced at the eunuch with a complaint, and curled his lips like a dog licking the essence of hot feces: "It seems that it is still the case. Grandpa Gong is good to me——"
The final sound of the word "ah" is as winding as the course of the Yellow River. Only the trunk as long as the white elephant under the seat of Samantabhadra Bodhisattva can barely accommodate the sound of this ingeniously charming sound.
The Taoist eunuch was soaked by the little sheep's arrogance, and all the bones in his body suddenly loosened. He immediately put things right and said: "This is unreasonable! Who said that my family treated my Aries poorly when he was a child? We skinned him. !My son, don’t talk to yourself over there, come here and sit in Grandpa’s arms, it will definitely be good for you!”
The several generations of eunuchs in the tent all showed a look of envy that could not be concealed when they saw the talented people. However, Hao Siwen felt that the overnight dinner was already ready to explode. If it really broke out, it would be an overwhelming energy at least.
Xiaoyang'er won the support of the Tao eunuch. He first gave a few cold looks to his peers, then lingered at the palace eunuch, and then sat down in the Tao eunuch's arms. After all this time, he said It seemed simple, but it was actually very difficult, but the little sheep still fought with each other, doing two things at once, looking calmly and calmly, without even glancing at Hao Siwen from the corner of his eyes.
After sitting down, Tuan Eryizi squirmed gently in the Tao eunuch's arms for a few times, and then said with a sweet voice: "Now I know that Grandpa Dao also loves me very much! But I didn't know that the two grandpas summoned my grandson. What are you doing here? If you want to see the changes in the yin and yang of the heaven and earth, and the power of stroking the dragon and tiger in Tai Chi... Hehe - it seems a little early!"
The Tao eunuch caressed Xiaoyang'er's head and said, "My son! Just because your Grandpa Tao accidentally broke the jade pendant of Emergency Military Information, I have no choice but to think of you - Grandpa Dao gave it to you around your neck two days ago. Take out the hanging jade pendant now!"
The little Yang'er twisted his body, almost breaking his voice, and said like a trumpet: "I don't want..."
The two eunuchs, Gong and Tao, all laughed. The palace eunuch said: "Brother Tao, as the saying goes, if you borrow something, you must pay it back. It's not difficult to borrow again. It's only right that you return our little sheep's tent first." !”
The Taoist eunuch nodded repeatedly: "That's right! Children, please bring our treasure box so that our little white sheep can have a good time picking it up. Treating grandchildren is also the greatest joy in life!"
In the blink of an eye, the second-generation eunuchs brought out a discreet box and lifted the lid in front of Hao Siwen. Suddenly, the tent was filled with brilliance. The brilliance of Hao Siwen's jade pendant just now appeared. Recalling it is like a fire fighting against the bright moon.
The little sheep's eyes shone brightly, and he was so happy that he immersed himself in the rare treasures. He acted coquettishly and took two more treasures from the Taoist eunuch's collection, and then he pulled out a jade pendant from his collar. , just throw it into the ground like trash.
The palace eunuch smiled and said: "My son! It's not in vain that our family loves you so much. At a young age, you have developed the temperament of treating money as dirt. Not bad! Not bad!"
The jade pendant that Xiaoyang'er threw on the ground was actually a large piece of mutton-fat white jade. It was brighter and cleaner than the piece in Hao Si's literature. The difference between the two is really incalculable.
The palace eunuch nodded slightly, and the second eunuch had already come forward to pick up the piece of jade pendant, put it back into the brocade box, and sent it to the palace eunuch.
The eunuch of the palace held it in his hands and said with a smile: "This is a tiger talisman for emergency military situation. Brother Tao, if you break one piece, we will give it back to you. Hey, we in the palace are the most reasonable."
Please also ask General Hao to go back and report to General General carefully. If there is no truly urgent military situation, please do not come to our tent to worry!"
The Taoist eunuch hugged the little sheep tightly and said in a sweet voice: "Here you come! Give General Hao another penny to pay for his hard work. Although our officials live a poor life, we are not stingy people!"
Hao Siwen failed in bribing and giving gifts. He really didn't know how he got out of the tent of the two eunuchs. He returned to Guan Shengzhong's military tent and threw the brocade box on the table. The three of them all smiled bitterly - they were not because of the palace eunuchs.
He felt humiliated by the Taoist eunuch's insinuations, but felt disappointed by this attempted bribery.
Hao Siwen said categorically: "From now on, I will never give bribes or gifts. It will be useless for my two brothers to try to mess with me!"
Guan Sheng shook his head and said: "Brother, who will mess with you? We are not the kind of people who are easy-going - don't mention giving gifts anymore!"
Xuan Zan also nodded repeatedly: "Brother, with his face, he is born to be disrespectful to others. If there is a chance in the future, I will become a supervisory censor!"
The three brothers looked at the gleaming mutton-fat white jade pendant on the table and smiled bitterly. If Xuanzan could become a censor as a military attache, that miracle would be even more shocking than the eradication of corruption in the Song Dynasty.
Let's talk about the palace again. The second eunuch was humiliated and drove Hao Siwen away. The eunuch of the palace sneered: "The sage said that a thirsty person will not drink water from a stolen spring, and a poor person will not be fed by someone who complains - Guan Sheng, that guy, unexpectedly
If you dare to send us away with three melons and two dates, you really don’t know how to live or die!"
At this time, there were no more eyesores in the tent, so the Taoist eunuch hugged the little sheep tightly, making Eryizi panting and refusing to rely on him, which made him laugh. Although he was enjoying himself, his mind was not confused after all, and then
of the palace eunuch
He lowered his voice and said, "Guan Sheng is hopeless. Let's go to Tokyo and release a copy. Master Cai will have a wonderful look on his face when he hears that this guy is actually colluding with the bandits who killed Murong, the prefect of Qingzhou.
Be tight."
The palace eunuch nodded and said: "Also, we must also find ways to find out the ironclad evidence that this person received the money from Liangshan to buy his life. In this way, Eunuch Yang will be more confident when he helps our brothers!"
At the same time, in Liangshanshuibo, Ximen Qing was standing on the peak of Heifengkou, looking at Guan Sheng's camp and smiling leisurely: "General Guan Sheng, don't blame me for having to reveal the mountain of ironclad evidence of our friendship, but you want to
Offended!" This is exactly:
The army of a treacherous man will be defeated, but the plan of a hero will be settled. But I don’t know what will happen next. Let’s hear the explanation next time.