The so-called Jiesiji refers to the skills of horse-stealing and horse-stealing that have been passed down in the army since ancient times. It is a training method of equestrian skills in the military - the chariots drive like thunder, and the heroic knights have to show off their skills on the back of the galloping horses. Unhooking the stallion pulling the chariot is a highly dangerous, difficult and exciting cavalry technique.
When a true equestrian master makes a horse to steal, he wears heavy armor and jumps on the saddleless horse. In an instant, he can untie the fetters of the horse on the chariot and lead it away. This is a skill like Ma Wanli, who wears light armor and has two feet. Still holding the stirrups to gain strength, the horse to be dealt with had its reins loosened and could almost be regarded as a stationary horse - Ma Wanli's words about untying the reins were simply a joke.
But there is no bottom line for the shamelessness of officials, and there is no bottom line for the political market's ability to accept it. Ma Wanli dared to shamelessly issue a declaration of banditry, and the juniors dared to shamelessly cheer in unison, cheer for General Ma, and build on the past and the future. We must continue to learn from General Ma's heroic adventurous spirit.
Amid the overwhelming flattery of his love for General Ma, Ma Wanli was full of energy and high spirits. He rode up on his horse just like he was on his way to promotion, and rushed towards the Zhaoye Jade Lion with thunderous shouts.
With a "crack", General Ma was almost successful. He stretched out his hand and grabbed the reins of Zhaoye Jade Lion's horse. This robbery performance was already 90% successful.
Amidst the cheers of the children, the proud Ma Wanli did not see a sharp flash in Zhaoye Jade Lion's eyes.
The Khitan royal family loved to hunt, ride and shoot, and had high requirements for their mounts. Especially the Liao Emperor of this generation, who liked fierce horses the most, and even the way they trained horses seemed so unruly.
The Zhaoye Jade Lion often wears a sharp horn on its head to hit its prey during hunting. Most of the prey that died when it lowered its head and hit it were deer, followed by people, some were bears, and there were two fierce tigers. .
This BMW likes to see blood. There were too many people harassing it just now, so hitting it was ineffective, so I had to switch to using a four-hoofed one. It didn't see any blood, which was not satisfying. Now there is only one person coming up, and it has been a long time since I hit him. entertainment.
After Ma Wanli held the horse's reins for three seconds, the Zhaoye Jade Lion, who pretended to be submissive, raised his neck and lowered his head, and launched a ferocious charge towards Ma Wanli, who was carried away by the cheers.
Fortunately, the Zhaoye Jade Lion did not wear a collision horn on his head today, but even so, the force of this collision was not something that Ma Wanli, who was intoxicated with peace, could bear safely.
With a scream, Ma Wanli was hit by a horse's head on his waist and ribs. Although he didn't hit the corner to damage his liver and lungs, Ma Dujian usually held a high position and was used to having a good job. He had never experienced anything like this. What’s the pain? In this first experience of the horse’s head being bumped, I screamed like a little girl who’s been fucked.
Zhaoye Jade Lion saw that Ma Wanli fell off his horse but did not turn red, so he was unhappy. How could he be happy if he didn't turn red? He then picked up an iron shoe as big as a bowl and aimed it at Ma Wanli's head. Just one step - after crushing the human head, the red and white splashes are like the red plum petals that have dried up all winter covered in the remaining spring snow, and the jade lion leaves the conquering hoofprints from the side at night, and it looks like this. A rare sight that is pleasing to the eye.
Fortunately again, although Ma Dujian screamed fiercely, he was still conscious. After all, the Zhaoye Jade Lion only launched a collision at a very close place. Without the kinetic energy converted from the distance, Ma Wanli's cowhide armor could still act. It had a great protective effect. Although he was hit with chest tightness and shortness of breath, and he couldn't feel happy without screaming, but when he saw the horse's hooves coming down on his head, Ma Dujian still turned the pain into strength like a virgin, with two Her thighs rolled to one side with all her strength, showing her advanced skills of rolling on the bed.
At this time, the young people finally came to their senses - if Ma Dujian was kicked to death by a horse, the good days of their group of health experts would be over. In these days, they want to find a rich boss who is willing to spend money with everyone.
It’s not an easy task! So the kids rushed up and said, “Don’t panic, Mr. Inspector, we are here to save you!”
Saving lives is like putting out fires. At this time, no one cares about their superiority or inferiority. As if they were eager to fuck a beautiful girl, the four of them pulled Ma Wanli's legs and pulled him to a safe place like a plow.
, others clamored to attract the attention of the Zhaoye Jade Lion - they were very successful, not only attracting the Zhaoye Jade Lion, but also Shi Wengong and the others.
In front of the two armies, out of caution, Shi Wengong, the five tigers of the Zeng family, Huangfu Duan, Duan Jingzhu, and Yu Baosi hid in the forest and peeped out, only to see a crowd of people shouting and horses neighing.
Ma Wanli was screaming "I'm in so much pain" while a bunch of soldiers were pulling him
She was watching him run away while comforting her in a smooth and gentle voice, "Sir, please bear with me a little, the pain won't stop after a while." There was also a jade lion chasing a group of people, gnawing and kicking them. Several of Zengtou City's own
The man was tied down in the mud... The scene was an unruly chaos.
Needless to say, Zeng Shen's crow's mouth really hit home with this scene. Zeng Sheng was angry from his heart, angry in his liver, and was about to step out: "Little brother, let's argue with these dog officers and soldiers!"
Zeng Suo grabbed him and said: "Brother, wait a minute! They say that when a scholar encounters soldiers, it is difficult to explain clearly. What's more, you are not even a scholar? How can you reason clearly with these thieves who harm the people?"
Although what his brother said was reasonable, Zeng Sheng still sneered: "Even when the theory is unclear, how can we still be afraid of thieves like them when we raise our fists?"
Zeng Suo shook his head and said: "It's inappropriate. It's nothing to beat these thieves. It's just to kill them. There are deep forests and dense grass here, so what's the harm? I just think about Master Liang, but I feel a little sorry - it's better not to think of another way.
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Dahu Zengtu's eyes lit up when he heard this: "Third brother, do you have any clever ideas?"
Zeng Suo smiled "hehe", took a deep breath, pinched his nose and shouted: "All the heroes of Liangshan are here!" The sound was like thunder, shaking the trees.
Upon hearing this, the shouting officers and soldiers suddenly fell silent. When he looked around, he saw shadows in the forest, and he didn't know how many people came. At that time, Ma Wanli couldn't care less about the tightness in his chest, shortness of breath, and pain in his spine.
A dragon player jumped on his horse and shouted: "Young men, take your injured brothers with you and follow me!"
Speaking of which, Ma Wanli is quite good. He shares the blessings and the hardships, which is why his health experts obey him. All the officers and soldiers were in a hurry, pulling away the brother who had been punished by the Zhaoye Jade Lion, and turned around in a swarm.
Run. Fortunately, they were out on patrol and everyone had horses, so they ran away without a trace in the blink of an eye.
The several Zengtou City clerks who were tied up in the muddy road looked at each other with a look of survival in their eyes - falling into the hands of Liangshan heroes was much better than falling into the hands of officers and soldiers - they didn't expect that after the officers and soldiers ran away.
, there was a loud noise in the forest, and it was my brother who came out!
This time he felt relieved. Zeng Sheng untied the ropes for everyone. When he explained the cause and effect, everyone cursed the officers and soldiers in unison.
Shi Wengong was the only one who remained silent. From the moment he entered the forest, his eyes had not missed the Zhaoye Jade Lion. Now that he was closer, he could see it even more deeply. If he changed his job to paint horses, he would definitely be able to achieve success.
Great name.
Everyone soon felt his concentration, and they all stopped talking and their eyes fell on him.
The Zhaoye Jade Lion also sensed Shi Wengong's fiery gaze. The BMW slowly turned its head and stared at this side with provocative and fierce eyes, pawing its hooves.
Facing the gaze of the Zhaoye Jade Lion, Shi Wengong walked forward step by step, slowly but firmly. When he was ten steps away from the horse's head, he stretched out his right hand, as if to touch the head of the Zhaoye Jade Lion - this is what Shi Wengong did
, what you want to do, you clearly express what you want to do, and never hide it.
The Zhaoye Jade Lion bent its slender neck and looked coldly at the hand stretched out by Shi Wengong. Although it was a herbivore, it still ate meat! In the Liao Emperor's stables, the feed was mixed with the flesh and blood of living creatures.
It’s a delicacy once you’re used to it! If it’s considered a formal meal, eating it casually on people and animals is considered game.
The hand that Shi Wengong stretched out seemed to be the most ignorant, ignorant, and self-righteous type of game, and the most important thing is that this kind of game is often the most delicious.
The Zhaoye Jade Lion narrowed his eyes, snorted dangerously, raised his head, and spat out the scraps of rags chewed between his teeth. It had just bitten a few people, but unfortunately they were all wearing armor and did not bite.
How much fresh meat is there to satisfy one's cravings - but this regret seems to be made up for now.
A villager from Zengtou Market couldn't help but said: "Teacher, be careful! This horse is evil and has already trampled and bitten several of our brothers!"
Shi Wengong listened but ignored it. The faces of the five tigers of the Zeng family showed eagerness to try. They like to tame fierce horses, and now that the BMW is in front, they really want to go up and try their skills. Unfortunately, the BMWs are all fierce.
To subdue it, it would rather die than surrender. Now that the master has gone up, others can only watch helplessly.
One step, two steps. One step closer, and then closer! The Zhaoye Jade Lion can already sense the majestic power contained in Shi Wengong’s outstretched hand, but so what? When this hand is bitten off, no matter how powerful it is
The power is just a decoration.
Like lightning, the horse's neck stretched and retracted, and it bit into Shi Wengong's hand - who said flat-toothed animals can't eat humans? Even though humans and horses all have flat-toothed teeth, they are equally ferocious when eating humans!
Soon after, Shi Wengong's body suddenly dwarfed, and he rushed forward like lightning, slipping under the imperative mouth of Zhaoye Jade Lion - at this time, his two hands were already on each other.
The back of a BMW! This is exactly what it is:
It is not uncommon for different species to eat each other, and cannibalism is common. But we don’t know what will happen next. Let’s hear about it next time.