Shi Qian went to Liangshan with a rough experience. In the original words of King Chao, it was - "Brothers went down the mountain without losing their spirit. The brothers who went up the mountain all had the brilliance of heroes" - and
What about Shi Qian? Haha——This guy "stole chickens from the name of a hero from Liangshanpo, which caused us to be humiliated"——For a hero like Chao Gai who is straight-hearted and does not rub the sand in his eyes, of course, it is an aunt.
Uncle can't bear it anymore.
At that time, King Chao Tianwang had not been enlightened by Buddhism, and his thoughts were still stuck in the category of normal people's thinking. He did not know the time when his color was empty, so he did not have to force the boundaries. He could not understand "stealing is stealing, and not stealing is also stealing.
, I will steal today. I have already stolen today, and I will steal tomorrow. This state of supreme goodness in Buddhism and officialdom is really a misfortune of Shi Qian!
When the wall fell, everyone pushed it, and the drum broke and ten thousand people beat it. When the drum fleased, he hated King Chao, so it was reasonable that he was not favored by the people in Liangshan.
Fortunately, there is another person on Liangshan who is willing to turn the tide and save Shi Qian, a fallen young man under the decayed wall and at the top of the dangerous building - this person is Ximen Qing, the son of Sanqi.
After breaking the Zhujiazhuang and rescuing Shi Qian, Chao Gai wanted to expel this black sheep who was "tired and humiliated" from the pure rebellion team of Liangshan. No one could be more accused of touching King Chao Tian for a little thief who prying a lock and digging grave.
Only Ximen Qingli disagrees with the public and must leave Shi Qian behind and cited the historical allusion "Crooster Crying and Dog Stealing" as his theoretical basis.
(ps: When I used Wubi to type "allusion", the word "thief" came out. The Chinese characters are indeed profound and profound. The computer's turbulent wisdom should not be underestimated. Even they know that little thieves steal chickens and big thieves steal country
Historical allusions are truly worthy of killing countless experts, professors and bricks from the Department of History and Philosophy!)
What is "chicken crowing and dog thieves"? It turned out that it was during the Warring States Period. Qi, Chu, Yan, Zhao, Han, Wei and Qin on the land of China, and the seven heroes were made together. Everyone pinched them into a ball and wanted to be kings. At that time, a fierce man from Qi State was the first of the fourth prince of the Warring States Period.
——Mengchangjun, that is the master of swordsman among men! If a wise man is in the enemy country, it is the sorrow of the neighbors! At that time, the King of Qin could not sit on the mat, so he asked his eight gunners to come out?
My subordinates gave the King of Qin an idea - isn't it now advocating international talent flow? You can set up a headhunting company and dig Mengchangjun to our Qin State to be the prime minister. At that time, your neighbor would be sad!
When the King of Qin heard this, he had a good idea! So he immediately ordered the project manager to actually operate. At that time, Qin was rich and in a monopoly position in the international community. There was no antitrust law to restrict the decomposition of it, and it did what it did.
As soon as he made his wish come true, Mengchangjun was dug up from Qi by Qin.
There are many ancient traditions in China, and giving gifts is one of them. Mengchangjun is not immune to the customs when he first arrived. Of course, he would give the King of Qin a heavy gift - a piece of white fox fur! This dress is as pure as a Holy Mother. If it is hung on Tmall today
, except for state cadres who are keen on collecting RMB and the real estate tycoons gathered close to them, others cannot afford to take pictures.
Mengchangjun thought that giving the head of state a great gift would ensure his safety. The facts proved that he was optimistic too early. Why? Although his people came to Qin, his household registration was still in Qi.
The Qin resident registered in the Qin State who were born with the same roots muttered in the ears of the Qin King all day long - Mengchangjun has a Qi State household registration, and he came to our Qin State just to apply for a temporary residence permit. How could he serve our Qin State wholeheartedly?
As time goes by, this cannot but make the King of Qin's suspicion grow stronger and stronger.
From this we can see that this household registration system is really not a good thing. Wubi’s indignation puts these two words alongside “waste”, which makes sense!
So the King of Qin was very civil and asked the Qin household registration members for their opinions: "Are you going to have a plan?" The Qin household registration members said: "If it is an ordinary person, we will tear up his temporary residence permit and send him back, it will be over. But this
It’s Mengchangjun! The swordsman among men is a peerless master! Letting the tiger return to the mountain will cause harm to the people of Chu, Yan, Zhao, Han, Wei and Qin. Therefore, with the mind of internationalism, the king might as well kill him!”
When the King of Qin heard this, he hesitated. First, it was a talent, it was like a precious jade, it was a pity to break it; second, he just gave you a piece of fur that is unique in the world, and it was still not warmed up in the warehouse.
It's about to cut it down with one knife? It's not reasonable to be honest in terms of nature and human nature!
This hesitation left Mengchangjun with time to react. This man is worthy of being a master of swordsmanship among men. He had many breathable walls around the King of Qin. If the Qin household registration members encouraged the King of Qin to kill him, he would immediately
knew.
So Mengchangjun asked his group of Qi Guo household registrations: "Will the plan be released?" Qi Guo household registrations gathered their ideas and offered a plan - the most efficient, effective and cost-saving method is the beauty.
The plan is done!
The King of Qin conquered the world with a knife, he is a hero; but the hero is sad to pass the beauty's barrier, the beauty conquered the King of Qin with a pillow, and a pillow-style sentence that is worth ten thousand words for the Qin household registration - as long as you follow the path of beauty, you will be able to combine three effects.
, achieve great success!
The best thing is that beauty doesn’t have to offer the beauties from our Qi country, just find ready-made beauties from Qin. After all, beauty resources are limited, and one can be saved is one, which is called cost saving.
When Mengchangjun heard this, he had a good idea! He hurried to go to the most favored beauty of Qin. As a result, the beauty of Qin held her chin and said, "I can do anything, I don't want anything, I just want white fox fur!" It turned out that the original one was
The King of Qin wore white fox fur and wandered around the harem, blinding the eyes of countless beauties. Women have never had the power to resist this kind of luxury goods and have longed for them since then.
Good things come together in the world. You, Mengchangjun, have a piece of white fox fur. It must, sure, there is definitely a second one!
Little did I know that Mengchangjun was so anxious that he was about to hang himself. Where are so many white foxes in the world lined up for me to catch? That white fox fur is truly unique!
Women are unreasonable, and beauty will not reason with you. Moreover, Mengchangjun now has no time to reason with beauty. The King of Qin may send someone to treat him to tea at any time. This time, ten
If you have BAOKI, you won’t be back!
The Qi family members were also anxious - how can they not repay the kindness of the young master on weekdays? But the problem is that no one has ever been to Huaguo Mountain in Dongsheng Shenzhou, and they don’t have the blessing to worship Sun Wukong as his teacher.
, I'm in a hurry and can't help!
At this time, an inconspicuous Qi Guohuoguan stood up and spoke: "Although I haven't changed seventy-two times, I will become a dog."
The Qi family members with all civil and military talents looked at this guy who was overestimating their abilities and sneered: "Those dogs who only know how to lick their boss's anus have, once, now, and in the future, why fight for you?"
Qi Guohuo, who can turn into a dog, said: "You misunderstood! The dog I turned into is different from those people. Although I was covered with dog skin, I was still a human inside. I just used the image of a dog to deceive the eyes of the guards in the Qin Palace.
, go to the Qin King’s treasure house and stole the white fox fur back to the young master!”
So in front of everyone, the man put on dog skin and went out. After a while, he came back and presented the white fox fur: "Everyone can use the beauty plan!"
All the civil and military talents didn't even have time to be ashamed, so they hurriedly left. The beauty of Qin got the treasure they wanted and was overjoyed, so she hugged the King of Qin and took the opportunity to say good things about Mengchangjun during the middle.
The King of Qin was hard at this time, but his ears were soft, and his beauties could win over his heart and change his mind without any effort.
After the King of Qin and the Beauty, Mengchangjun also had a chance to breathe, but his breathing time was limited, and men could easily get rid of the ruthlessness, and the king was the leader among them. After the King of Qin reacted, he would definitely kill him! Qin State
It’s no longer the place to stay, so you should go as far as you go!
It was a quick decision, Mengchangjun took the Qi family members and ran away. Everyone carried forward the spirit of the marathon and ran to Tongguan in one breath. As long as they got out of the pass, they would be safe.
The problem is that they came at the wrong time, and it happened to be late at night when they arrived at Tongguan. Since Shang Yang's reforms, the ban on the ban was very strict. Unlike today, if you stuff a bunch of red envelopes, you can understand that you can cross the river - you can get away with it.
That is a real iron wall, and there is no one who can talk about it. Even Shang Yang, who fled back then, fell into the hands of the law he created, let alone Mengchangjun, who has lost his temporary residence permit now?
So, the country is like a pyramid. The base must be good. The spire above is rotten. Just change it. But if even the base begins to collapse, then the pyramid will not be far from completely collapse.
No one has a good life!
The pyramid of Qin State can finally overlook the six countries, which is not unrelated to their having a good base.
But now Mengchangjun doesn't care about thinking so far. He just thought about how to get out of seclusion. As soon as the sky dawns, the King of Qin's pursuers will come up to make dumplings. At that time, there were no more beautiful people from Qin to plead for him.
But the Qin lieutenant who was guarding the pass was selfless. The man was probably surnamed Pei, and he was a distant relative of Pei Xuan. He said that the chicken would not crow and would not turn on and off. This is the rule!
The most lovely people in the world are these who act according to law. Without them, there will be no backbone in the country; the most hateful people in the world are also such who act according to law, so the respected meat eaters will tacitly arrange them in the middle of the night.
Keep the pass in the cold wind to protect the meat eaters from playing fists and doing things that can make them ecstatic.
Faced with these passers-by guards who were unkind and only had no sense, Mengchangjun was desperate. But at this time, another inconspicuous Qiguo household registration under his command stood up - "Although I won't become a dog, I will become a dog
chicken!"
With the lessons learned from the past, the Qi family registrations with all civil and military talents did not dare to sneer casually anymore, and everyone stared at him with wide eyes.
So in front of everyone, the man took a deep breath and shouted to the sky. When the masters of the internal family practiced qi, the power of a roar was like a dragon's roar, and the man's scream was completely the roar of a rooster in the middle of the night.
As it turns out, chickens are a kind of blind follower animal. When they hear a loud and loud cry of the same kind, they can't wait to choke; or in other words, chickens are a kind of comparison animal, they can't wait to choke.
A loud shout of the same kind, they immediately had a jealous attack, and they had to shout and overwhelm the other party - many of these two kinds of chickens have evolved. Today, looking around, their shadows are everywhere in front of them
Shake.
However, for Mengchangjun, who is at the end of the road, whether it is blind obedience or comparison, they are all excellent quality and should be highly praised. Because as soon as the counterfeit and shoddy products are released, the cry of the chickens that are innocently roaring from all directions and echoes.
Over the heads of the selfless.
Mengchangjun looked at the selfless face with a grateful look of surviving life, which meant: "The rooster crows, it should be opened, right?"
Iron faced and wondered: "Why did the chickens shout so early today? Could it be... it's going to be an earthquake?!"
In a shock, I was selfless and quickly organized the people in front of the pass to evacuate before the earthquake. Mengchangjun and his Qi resident were also evacuated. After Mengchangjun ran away, the earth really shook - that's
The Qin Armed Police Force, holding the order, drove the original tank - a horse-drawn chariot, and chased Mengchangjun without stopping all night!
Although their appearance is full of momentum, Tongguan, which cannot fly even birds, has been traveled by Mengchangjun, just like a dragon returning to the sea and a tiger entering the deep mountains. Unless the pursuer grows the Tathagata's magic palm, who else can catch him.
?
After running away from Qin State, Mengchangjun finally returned to his waste place - shaved! Wubi took his own initiative and replaced his "household registration" with "scrap", but I was too lazy to change it - so many people felt that it turned out that
The robbers are also very useful!
Like the people from the well, the robbers who crowed and dogs could not enter the elegant hall. They probably only had temporary residence permits in Qi State, and they did not even have temporary residence permits. In order to thank them for their life-saving grace, Mengchangjun personally went to clear the King of Qi.
After all, they finally converted their household registration into the official waste product of Linzi, the capital of Qi. Uh! You are a waste product of the turtle donkey ball!
This is the story of the robber crowing and dog robbers. This story gives me two inspirations. The first is the conclusion that has been argued countless times by history - individuals or groups with shortness of margins and strengths, no matter how weak or humble they are, they are suitable
The right place for time will shine! The second is that household registration is waste! You have worked hard to save someone’s life, and they will only help you transfer a household registration to repay you!
This is not what I said alone, and even Wubi can't stand it anymore. I just called "transfer household registration". Do you know what Wubi came out? - "Blackhearted waste" - hit the nail on the head!
On that day, after hearing the story of Ximen Qing's "Crooster Crying and Dog Stealing", Chao Gai and his friends were shocked. It turned out that Shi Qian was not a waste! So King Chao Tian officially granted Shi Qian the Liangshan household registration.
Logically speaking, Shi Qian had not yet robbed the chicken and dog to rescue Ximen Qing, so Ximen Qing helped him correct the household registration problem. Shi Qian should have been grateful to Ximen Qing, and turned over and fell to the ground, saying that "I wish to die for Brother Siquan".
But the question is - this guy Shi Qian doesn't appreciate it!
Why? It’s not that Shi Qian is ungrateful, but that his not-so-magnificent body is wrapped with a sensitive and proud heart.
Except for some strange things that are rare, most people in the world will not be born to be thieves, and Shi Qian is no exception. But unfortunately, although there are many roads in the world, some people's motto is-
Walk your own way and leave others with no way out.
Shi Qian was very unfortunate. Most of the people he met were like this - official officers, souvenirs, messy, messy... He greeted him in his head. From childhood to adulthood, Shi Qian was forced to become more and more and more have no way out.
, He has few choices.
Officials forced the people to rebel, and they had to rebel. However, the cost of rebellion was too high and Shi Qian could not afford it, so he chose to be a thief. From then on, his hometown, Gaotang Prefecture, had one less supreme citizen and one more thief.
He stole the government office, treasury, robbed corruption and helped the poor, and was lawless until one day when Gao Lian came to be the prefect of Gaotang, and the good days of Shiqian were over.
Gao Lian is a left-minded man. Shi Qian finally escaped from his pursuit and became a frightened bird. He did not dare to return to his hometown, so he ran to Jizhou, Liaoning Province to hide from the limelight. At that time, there were no international extradition regulations. Gao
Lian also has no choice but to deal with Shi Qian.
Unexpectedly, the house was leaking and raining, and the boat broke, and the wind came to the head. Although there was no terrible Gaolian here, there was a disease that led to Yang Xiong. At that time, Yang Xiong was in the Jizhou prison and was careless.
When he stepped on the plate during the day, he was secretly picked up by Yang Xiong. When he attacked at night, he had to capture him alive.
But Yang Xiong immediately discovered that this thief was different from an ordinary thief. As soon as it fell into Yang Xiong's hands, Shi Qian immediately took out a bag of money - but not a pure bribe, but said: "This brother of the ancestral level is good at doing good deeds.
There are several little beggars in the dilapidated temple outside the east gate without cotton, but I am afraid they can't survive this winter. My brother took the money and rewarded them with a few strands of cotton yarn at will, and he could survive a few lives, which is better than creating a seven-level fuku.
!”
Yang Xiong has been in the ranks of the past for many years. This is the first time he has encountered such a thief. He is going to be in prison. He can still think of others so calmly! Yang Xiong was very curious and ordered his subordinates to put Shi Qian in prison and not abuse him.
Then he really went to the dilapidated temple outside the East Gate, and there were actually a few little beggars waiting to be fed. Yang Xiong sighed and settled the little beggars, and then he felt the desire to save Shi Qian.
But he is not a high-ranking official, so he can let go if he says he can let him go, so he has to wait for an opportunity. While waiting, he discovered the uniqueness of this thief again - he reads books!
Shi Qian, who was treated humanitarianly in hell, made a big decision and actually made a request to read. Other prisoners only thought this guy was mentally abnormal, and only Yang Xiong sighed secretly: "This thief is not a thing in the pool!"
The heaven is not afraid of the earth, but the thief is not afraid of being educated. Therefore, Ximen Qing’s story can impress most people, but it cannot impress Shi Qian. In his opinion, there are so many charity hidden behind this story of rooster crowing and dog robbery, I, Shi Qian
Even if you are a thief, you still have your own pride! Ximen Qing! You should use the food you give me so much to others! This is exactly:
The rooster crows and the dogs return to the past, and the dragons soar and tigers leaps to see the present day. But I don’t know what happens next, so I will listen to the next breakdown.