Qin Hui, who had lost his life, was like a gambler who lost his mind, risking everything to regain everything he had lost in the next game.
Just at this time, Ximen Qinglai hypocritically comforted him: "A man has a slip of his tongue, a horse has a slippery hoof, and you don't have to worry about it." So Qin Hui got off the donkey and laughed "Hahahaha" again, putting on a good show.
The general's demeanor remained unchanged despite the collapse of Mount Tai, and he said proudly: "This poetry and lyrics writing is not a top-notch skill..."
Yelu Aolu Ao had made up his mind to fight him to the end today. At this time, he followed the flow and said, "Master Tianshi is right! In this world, no one except the barber dares to boast that he has great kung fu."
Duan Heyu joked again: "May I ask Brother Yelu, why is it that only barbers in the world have excellent martial arts?"
Yelu Ao and Lu Ao then said: "It's very simple! Think of that barber - even though he has no skills at all, he is really a master of skill." After hearing this, everyone burst into laughter.
Qin Hui's face turned pale after being robbed, and all the emotions on his face changed. Compared with the rainbow after the rain, he couldn't care about the step-by-step manuscript he had planned in his stomach. He jumped over the wall and shouted: "The Jade Emperor has a decree, and Ximen Qing will accept it!"
As soon as these words came out, there was a sudden silence in the banquet hall.
Ximen Qing raised his glass and said with a smile: "This is a banquet hall. We gather here for the purpose of having fun. If Lord Angel has official business, it's not too late to go to the meeting hall to talk after the banquet!"
Qin Hui thought to himself: "Damn it! When I get to the meeting hall, I will lose all my skin! If I don't subdue you bunch of bumpkins here, will I be able to hold my head high and be a good person in the future?"
This bastard was so determined that he was eating the weights. He sneered and let out a wave of bastard spirit: "Brother Ximen Qing, can you be a little more efficient in your work? If this were an earthquake, you would have run to the council chamber before I could run.
In the past, the buildings collapsed!"
Ximen Qing put down his wine glass and said leisurely: "Since Lord Angel insists, let's pass on the order and receive it!"
Qin Hui finally took the initiative and immediately became arrogant: "By God, the Jade Emperor's edict says - Hey! I said you are too lax to settle accounts? This is the Jade Emperor's imperial edict, why don't everyone kneel down to accept it?"
Bai Yuqiao wanted to build momentum for her son-in-law, so she coughed and took the lead and knelt down. Qin Hui's grass class immediately woke up and lay down on the ground. A group of men and women flattered in unison: "The grassroots people respectfully listen to the imperial edict!"
Ximen Qing waited for all the people to kneel, and then shouted: "Slow down!" The rest of the crowd were hesitating whether to follow suit and kneel down, but when they heard Ximen Qing's shout, they straightened their knees and slid away.
Qin Hui tilted his head and looked at Ximen Qing: "Brother Ximen Qing, do you want to be disrespectful to His Majesty the Emperor by refusing to kneel?"
Ximen Qing suddenly sneered: "When I go to hell, the ten gods of hell have to bow down to greet me; when I go to heaven, the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother also have to leave their seats to greet me - why is that old official of the Jade Emperor today?
I sent a bird like you to deliver the order, but you dared to ask me to kneel down to receive it? Did you make the mistake of rolling your eyes?"
Qin Hui's heart skipped a beat and he cried secretly: "It's bad, I forgot about the rumors that this guy started his career by pretending to be a ghost, faked his death with a bluff, and then talked nonsense about the resurrection of the soul from the underworld to confuse people's hearts. I can use the name of the Jade Emperor to overpower others.
But I can’t suppress him!”
Discouraged, his tone became weaker: "Of course I know the identity of Brother Ximenqing. It's fine if you don't kneel down - but these idle people here have to express their feelings, right? Otherwise, if His Majesty the Emperor is not happy, he will also
There is no need for five thunders to strike, just a heavy rain, and the city will be washed away!"
Ximen Qing looked up to the sky and laughed: "I have the final say on my territory! Although our division of labor is different, our personalities in the Chinese Federation are equal, so I don't want to kneel down! No matter how long the Jade Emperor's hands are, he can't reach the seal of my Chinese Federation.
Come up! The citizens of the Federation are worthy of heaven and earth. They are sincere and can understand ghosts and gods. Why kneel down when listening to an order? What if the old official of the Jade Emperor dares to bring disaster? Huh! Let him try.
try!"
Listening to Ximen Qing's majestic words, everyone's blood boiled with excitement - following the reincarnation of the stars is indeed a promising future! Even the Jade Emperor doesn't have to pee!
Ximen Qing blew the conch, which made Qin Hui so angry that he farted loudly. He just cursed in his heart: "It's so shameless! This guy is so shameless! As an ancient man, he dared to be so disrespectful to ghosts and gods.
Isn’t it a foul? Okay, okay, you’re being cruel! Since you, Ma Le Gobi, won’t shed tears without seeing the coffin, I’ll give you some good stuff!”
He stretched his hand into his pocket, but found nothing - Qin Hui then remembered that he was wearing an ancient robe, and there were no pockets sewn on the outside of the robe. Qin Hui cursed again in his heart: "I'm going to fuck him!"
Yes! This young master is confused by Ximen Qing’s arrogance!”
Taking a deep breath, Qin Hui slowly reached out and took out two things from his arms. Like a slow-motion replay of weightlifting on a TV station, he solemnly lifted it over his head with the weight of a mountain, and at the same time spoke in a very solemn and solemn tone.
He said in a voice: "Here is the magic weapon given by the Jade Emperor! You unscrupulous people in the lower world, please give this angel a careful look!"
Although Bai Yuqiao was kneeling on the ground, when he saw his son-in-law offering the magic weapon, he couldn't help but feel emotional and filled with emotions. He had been a turtle slave all his life, and his biggest ambition in his life was to become a formal government servant in the system, so that he could use the prestige of his parents to fight.
Other people's boss - Seeing his son-in-law's unflappable look, he felt blessed for a moment and started shouting - "Mighty -"
Only Bai Yuqiao's tortoise (horse) head was the only one in Qin Hui's grass troupe who looked up to him. Hearing the old abbot sing about his power, who wouldn't follow him? For a moment, everyone responded in unison: "Wei - Wu -
-oh--"
Everyone in the banquet hall was eye-opening - a group of people were kneeling on the ground and shouting for strength. This scene was really only seen in the heaven, and it was the only thing that could be heard in the world!
As the saying goes, farting adds to the wind. Amidst the mighty sound, Qin Hui suddenly became energetic. When he turned his thumb, he heard a beautiful "ding-dong-dang-dang" sound. There was something in his hand that was already shining brightly - this time,
This song, which can be regarded as authentic, can only be heard in heaven, and how many times can it be heard in the human world!
At this moment, everyone in the banquet hall was shocked! Although Bai Yuqiao and Bai Xiuying fell to their knees, they looked around and saw everyone's faces. The father and daughter smiled proudly at the same time.
Then everyone looked at Ximen Qing, because Ximen Qing was the only person in the room who didn't change his expression - he didn't even raise his eyelids.
Because Ximen Qing could see it clearly, he curled his lips in his heart - "Isn't it just a crude imitation of a fruit machine? With a solar power bank added, who are you trying to fool?"
But Qin Hui got it wrong and felt happy: "He is indeed a country bumpkin! He was so scared that his expression didn't change when I used this magic weapon. If I plant some plants here, you can become a zombie.
!”
Looking at Pan Zixiong at the moment, I just feel proud and proud. I have made up for all the face I just lost! I smiled proudly, and my fingers were flying. I pressed a few buttons on the machine, and suddenly there was a burst of yellow bells.
The music sounded on the ground, and everyone raised their hands to Qin Hui again
He took a closer look at the magic weapon in his hand - only to see the majesty of the palace, with two rows of braided people carrying flower feathers, filing in on the left and right, and then they all knelt down in the main hall and looked at the two men in yellow robes and mandarin jackets in the middle.
The people of Yizi bowed their heads and said in unison: "Long live my emperor, long live, long live!"
Qin Hui saw that the pupils of everyone around him had turned into white eyes, and he felt extremely proud. He sneered: "This is the Jade Emperor's coming to court! I used a magic weapon to record it, and it will also open the eyes of you unscrupulous people below!"
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Ximen Qing was really speechless - can you be more professional in your cheating? At least put the entire 1986 version of Journey to the West into the memory card of your mobile phone. Wouldn't the effect be ten thousand times better than this Qing palace braid drama?
But then I thought about it, no wonder Qin Hui didn't make progress, the root cause of the problem lies with the relevant departments! That group of gentlemen are not allowed to talk about this, and they are not allowed to talk about that, they are just promoting their own slavish dogma, trying to put a person
The word "prison" is imprinted on the people's hearts, so that they can continue to exploit and squeeze them for thousands of years and eighty thousand years. As a result, there will be no new life on the movie and television screens.
Like, there are officialdom palace fights with pigtails everywhere, men can be intoxicated by the scenery of being slaves, and women can push themselves by watching inspirational movies that can be regarded as mistresses working in the palace. Anyway, no one is good after being nurtured - but this is
According to the true intention of the Gongun princes, they wish that all men would be slaves and all women would be mistresses, so that they could take and ask for everything extravagantly forever.
Looking at Qin Hui, Ximen Qing felt pity for him - it's not that this guy doesn't want to strive for excellence, it's really the general trend, and the environment has forced him to make it difficult for a clever woman to make a living without rice!
Think about it, let alone a thief like him, what if it was Mo Yan? Fortunately, Sweden does not have the shackles of writing, otherwise he would never have been able to win the Nobel Prize for Literature in ten thousand years. After winning the prize, his fame exploded.
The relevant departments were unable to hold him back, so they had to pinch their noses and admit it. During this period, I don’t know how many princes were forced to die and how many brain cells were lost - this is an unspeakable crime!
Qin Hui didn't see Ximen Qing's pity look. He was now concentrating on the playback of the video in his hand. If it was played too much, it would be superfluous and self-defeating. So when the braided emperor said "all the ministers are equal", then the little eunuch
As soon as the formatted routine of "If you have a foundation, you will play early, if you don't have a foundation, you will retreat from the court" - Qin Hui cut off the video software with lightning speed to steal the midnight bell.
Everyone in the banquet hall was trying to catch a glimpse of the secret, and when their true intentions were still lingering, they suddenly lost their sight, and they were all disappointed. But Qin Hui did not disappoint them. As his fingers fluttered, he had already switched to an audio file - and heard a majestic and thick voice.
A thunderous sound echoed in the banquet hall:
"I am the Jade Emperor, the king of the world. Brother Xinchun will have eternal life, and Sister Aifeng will be saved. I hereby order Ximen Qing to pass on the head of the Chinese Federation to the angel Qin Hui. This will surely bless you with good weather, peace and prosperity for the country and the people. Otherwise, there will be Mayans.
The end of 2014 is approaching, and it will be too late to regret then. I admire this——"
Everyone could hear it clearly and all of them changed their minds. This is exactly:
I just suspected that the angel was a clown, but I didn't expect that the Jade Emperor was a great god. But I don't know what happened next. Let's hear the explanation next time.