Qin Hui knelt. But Ximen Qing did not correct his posture problem. He only demanded strictness of the living and was always generous to the dead.
"You want to die?"
“No, no…”
"You want to live?"
“Yes, yes!”
"Then, let me explain your origin clearly."
"My brother, obey the order!"
It turns out that Qin Hui was a dead house in his previous life. He was a senior navy. He fought on the Internet every day and earned 50 cents. Therefore, he was trained to be sharp-eyed and fast-pruning, thick-skinned and dark-hearted, and consciously possessed the basic qualities of a generation of treacherous heroes.
Opportunities always belong to those who are prepared. This dead house takes off with fantasy all day long. Before the Chinese dream has been realized, his time travel dream has come true first. When he woke up, he found that he had changed his body and lying on an ancient strange bed, holding his copycat fruit machine and solar panels in his hand - the soul is penetrated.
After all, he experienced great storms on the Internet. This guy quickly adjusted his mentality. In addition to being not satisfied with his name, he was originally a veteran, short and poor man, looking at the sissy face in his bronze mirror, and was extremely proud.
Ximen Qing couldn't help asking: "People were embarrassed by the name Hui from Song Empress, but I went to the grave and were ashamed of being Qin - why didn't you change your name?"
Er Qin Hui had a bitter face: "I want to change my words if I say that to my elder brother, but who made me still have a father who is not dead?"
With these two Qin Hui, there is a guardian of one father! Ximen Qing thought that Qin Hui's father was once the county magistrate. Once, he was the Qing magistrate, and even the innocent magistrate could make 100,000 yuan. Although Qin Hui's father was the magistrate, even if he couldn't make 100,000 yuan, it should be no problem to get 99,999 yuan. Look at the sissy face of the second Qin Hui! You can tell at first that this is a corrupt official who was swept from chickens, ducks, fish and meat into the big picture. Ordinary people can't handle it at all.
Ximen Qing asked with concern: "Where is your home?"
The second Qin Hui answered questions and answered: "I'm here to come here."
"Oh! Jiangning Mansion." Ximen Qing smiled happily. Satisfied, his ten fingers stretched and bent, and his finger bones roared.
The second Qin Hui didn't recognize his expression and was still muttering there: "Although I became Qin Hui, I also had a selfish intention. I think that using the name Qin Hui to break out several streets is also considered to be a subversion of history? I didn't expect that there was a mountain with a high mountain, and I didn't know Mount Tai. Today I met my elder brother and realized what a real subversion is! I respected my elder brother, and my virtue was compatible with the world, and it was extremely powerful in the past and present..."
Ximen Qing intercepted: "Stop! Fuck! You still want to travel through a few streets, have you seen too many young and dandy?"
The second Qin Hui smiled awkwardly.
Ximen Qing waved his hand: "Continue to tell me that your story should be very long. I have pinched unnecessary flattery and explain your relationship with Luo Zhenren, Erxianshan, Jiugong County, Jizhou."
Er Qin Hui nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes! Let's say that, after I understood the current situation, I was shocked by you, my elder brother. At that time, I thought that Ximen Qing could change history. Have you traveled through time? But later, when I asked, you did not plagiarize poetry or invent cannons, I felt that there was no possibility. This should be a parallel universe, so I wanted to defect to you, be a famous minister of the generation, enjoy a lifetime of glory and wealth, no risks, high returns, and cool!"
When he said this, Er Qin Hui wiped his face from dream to anger: "Who knows that he is not afraid of no good things, but he is afraid of no good people. Just when he was preparing to join Liangshan, somehow he arrived in a Zixu Temple, and there was a room of monks and Taoists sitting in it. This group of people was not a good person. He fooled me in unison, saying that I was a great responsibility for the death of heaven, and I must suffer some hardships first, and force me to come to Liangshan and usurp your position! I have always admired you very much, and I am loyal to you, and I will never think about it even if I die! But the monks and Taoists led by Zhenren Luo actually threatened me with my family - I am a filial son! There was no way, so I had to surrender to those immortal elders with tears in my eyes, and came here involuntarily!" As he said that, the sissy couldn't help but choked up, and Taohua was about to cry in her eyes.
Ximen Qing nodded sympathetically: "Oh--it turns out to be a jam!"
Er Qin Hui also nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes! It's all the fault of those old bald donkeys. They dare to touch my brother's tiger's butt! If I don't kill myself, I won't die. If my brother can't swallow this, I will lead the way. Let's lead 100,000 people to level the mountain and let my brother get angry!"
Ximen Qing pondered: "Old Zamao is Luo Zhenren, who is the old bald donkey?"
Er Qin Hui was stunned: "This... I can't remember..."
Ximen Qing waved his hand and said, "It's okay, I'll understand after I go there anyway."
Er Qin Hui nodded again: "Yes, yes! I am willing to be the eldest brother's pawn and pull the old bald donkey in front of my elder brother - I am not afraid of the eldest brother's jokes. I have never killed anyone when I come to this world! I am willing to kill the monk and Taoist priest and make a letter of fame in Water Margin to show my loyalty to my elder brother!"
Ximen Qing smiled: "Do you want to hang out with me?"
Er Qin Hui knelt on the ground: "Please take me to take over me! Although I don't have great skills, we have all traveled over time. It's good to say something to relieve my boredom!"
Ximen Qingyouran said, "Since that's the case, I'll test you. To be honest, I can only tell you about this matter - people outside say that I am a righteous person. In fact, I have already salivated at Wu Dalang's wife Pan Jinlian, and I only regret that many people are staring at her and cannot be on her safely - if you have a clever plan to help me achieve good things, your benefits will definitely be indispensable!"
Er Qin Hui was excited when he heard this and showed a wretched smile: "Brother, I dare not protect the things I have next to you. Such a small thing is covered by me - Brother, come here with me - as long as this is the same, this is the same..."
After hearing this, Ximen Qing slapped and said, "I am a modern otaku! This brain is very useful! In this way, not only did Wu Dalang die clean, but Wu Song can't even pick up any thorns. People in the world have to continue to praise me for being righteous. Pan Jinlian has to follow me wholeheartedly - boy! You are indeed a talent! By the way, you are a citizen of the Celestial Empire - no! What's the name on your resident ID card?"
The second Qin Hui was praised by Ximen Qing and his face was blushed with excitement: "If you say goodbye, I will call you Ye Feng."
When Ximen Qing heard this, he argued and vomited: "So your name is Ye Feng, too?"
Er Qin Hui Ye Feng said hesitantly: "Brother... there is a saying about the benefits you deserve... I don't know whether to say it or not..."
Ximen Qing waved his hand very generously: "If you have farts, let it go!"
Er Qin Hui Ye Feng nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, yes - brother, I have admired Pan Jinlian for a long time. If my brother succeeds and gets tired of playing one day, can I let my brother insert it? Think about it! How lonely is it to play alone? If you are the eldest brother, you are in the back and you are in the front, and we two brothers encourage each other to cooperate, what's the motivation?..."
Ximen Qing applauded repeatedly: "Talent! I really found the treasure. The sky is on it, and I didn't let you run to another place - do you have anything to explain?"
Er Qin Hui Ye Feng smiled dryly and said, "Brother, don't look at me with such eyes, I'm afraid!"
Ximen Qing smiled and said, "It's good sensitivity! Even the end of the day is coming, I feel it?"
Er Qin Hui Ye Feng said strangely: "What big line is coming?"
Ximen Qing sighed: "It's so terrible to be uneducated - in simple terms, it means death to the point of death."
With a "gudong", the second Qin Hui and Ye Feng knelt for Ximen Qing again, and burst into tears: "Brother, I am loyal to you..."
"Don't you go shit!" Ximen Qing suddenly changed his face, so cold that he almost frozen the hearts of Erqin Hui and Ye Feng. "With something like you, I deserve to call me brother? When I tried you with Pan Jinlian's topic just now, if you have a little hesitation, I can spare your life - it's a pity that you are evil and have gone to life, so you must not blame me for being ruthless!"
Er Qin Hui and Ye Feng did not expect that a disaster would be caused by flattery, so he rushed up to hug Ximen Qing’s thighs: “Brother, for the sake of time travel, let me live a life!”
Ximen Qing kicked up and kicked Er Qin Hui and Ye Feng to the wall. He was full of anger again and could not move. Ximen Qing put away his anger, sat down with a smile, and looked at Er Qin Hui and Ye Feng who was like a star painting against the wall, leisurely: "Think about it, what should I do with you? After all, you are a modern person, and the beheading Lingchi is more primitive, and it does not fit your identity as a time traveler-a! You have it! You just said you want to play deep throat, right? I will let you die of deep throat, which is also a merit!"
Amid the laughter, Ximen Qing pulled out a piece of rice paper, picked up his pen, and wrote a few words to display it in front of Er Qin Hui and Ye Feng.
"Give you the last chance to survive - as long as you can understand the meaning of these words - I personally - I will spare you!"
The second Qin Hui and Ye Feng finally came back to their anger, and heard the chance to survive again. He cried with joy. He opened his eyes wide and looked at the paper, but his heart was cold. The words on the paper were indeed modern and absolutely deviated from the category of ancient texts - 4gkg.
Ximen Qing smiled and said, "Do you see what this means?"
Er Qin Hui Ye Feng said in a trembling voice: "I...I..."
Ximen Qing sighed: "Time is here. The wheel of history has begun to turn slowly again, the door of heaven has slowly closed, and hell has opened its bloody mouth, waiting for you to fall."
The second Qin Hui and Ye Feng asked for mercy again, but Ximen Qing slapped them back into the stomach with his mouth and blood.
Ximen Qing popularized science: "4gkg is your death judgment - salt is an indispensable nutrient for human life, but if it is too much, it will be fatal. The fatal proportion is calculated based on a person's weight, which only needs four grams per kilogram. If you weigh 80 kilograms, the fatal amount of salt is 320 grams. This has been rigorously calculated by science and technology, and there is absolutely no problem - but for the sake of insurance, I'd better prepare 30 kilograms and 2 taels of salt for you! This is a pure natural, non-additive green and environmentally friendly food, real and honest."
Looking at Er Qin Hui Ye Feng, whose eyes were wide open, Ximen Qing smiled and said, "After eating so much salt, you will start to dehydrate - the organs, brain, and various soft tissues are gradually necrotic. This process must be very wonderful and perfectly conform to your noble identity as a time traveler. However, I think you will definitely not be willing to withdraw from the stage of history. This coordination is really a troublesome, so I will let someone accompany you to play with deep throats - insert a big funnel into your mouth and stomach, and someone will gently send salt from the funnel to help you. You will never forget the deep throat before you die, so I will fulfill you!"
Looking at Erqin Hui and Ye Feng's eyes, Ximen Qing spread his hands: "Don't face me with such gratitude! Otherwise, I wouldn't mind adding some indifferent barb spikes to the funnel tube. At that time, push and pull, and with the stimulation of salt, you must be tight!"
Qin Hui closed his eyes, suddenly burst into tears, and whimpered.
Ximen Qing patted his shoulder comfortably and said gently: "I remember that when facing temptation in the next life, it is beneficial to keep your conscience for yourself!"
After saying that, Ximen Qing turned around and went out, leaving the two Qin Hui and Ye Feng in the eternal darkness. This is exactly:
It is not the protagonist who travels through time, but only determines the rules by your mind. But I don’t know what happens next, so I will listen to the next breakdown.