In fact, from the perspective of picking up girls, he should take Ren Xiaoxiao hunting at night, but from a safety perspective, one dragging three with him would not be able to protect him! So Long Ziyou had no choice but to bear the pain of losing such a good opportunity!
Although Ren Xiaoxiao is bold, she is a woman after all. When she hears about snakes, a soft and slippery mollusk, she gets goosebumps all over her body. She is not afraid of anything but snakes! So when she hears that there are snakes, she is already worried in her heart.
He gave up. If Long Ziyou knew that Miss Ren was scared off by snakes instead of wolves, he would be depressed that he had wasted a few drops of saliva in vain.
"Then... let's go tomorrow," Ren Xiaoxiao said with a timid look on her face.
"Brother Long, aren't wolves only found in the north? Do you also have wolves here?" Zhou Muyu, who was attentive, asked in confusion.
"Yes, Brother Long, I grew up here and have never heard of wolves," Lin Min said in confusion. After Zhou Muyu reminded her, she remembered that she had never heard of wolves in the reserve.
It is common knowledge that there are no wolves in the south, especially in the Lingnan area. Ren Xiaoxiao also knows it. She just didn't notice the loopholes in Long Ziyou's words for a while. Now that Zhou Muyu and Lin Min mentioned it, she still didn't know that Long Ziyou was a wolf.
He was lying, so she began to doubt even the snake!
Ah, no, he's wearing a hat! Long Ziyou screamed inwardly, but who is he? It's not easy to deceive a little girl.
"Some time ago, a vehicle specially used to transport animals to the zoo passed by the road near our reserve. When it stopped to refill water, it accidentally escaped two wolves. I heard that the wolves had entered our reserve. I heard a few days ago
A colleague said he had seen these two wolves," Long Ziyou made up a story without even blinking, and it was very reasonable!
Brother, if I don’t become a police officer, I can switch to being a screenwriter! Long Ziyou couldn’t help but feel proud in his heart.
Seeing Ren Xiaoxiao's questioning look, Lin Min understood what she meant, so she gently shook her head and said, "I haven't been home for a long time. I don't know if this is the case."
Ren Xiaoxiao glanced at Longzi You and snorted angrily. She was always suspicious of Longzi's claim that there were wolves!
Long Ziyou was snickering in his heart. He knew that Lin Min hadn't been home for a long time, so he couldn't be sure whether what he said was true. As for being exposed tomorrow, that would be tomorrow.
"Okay, it's getting late, let's go back." Long Ziyou looked at his watch and found that it was already ten o'clock, so he suggested going back. It wasn't that he didn't want to stay with the three girls for a while longer, but he was afraid that Miss Ren would come back again.
Come up with some outrageous ideas.
The three girls didn't have any objections, so they helped clean up the remaining food and put all the garbage in bags to take away. As college students in the new era, they still have this environmental awareness.
On the way back, the three girls and Long Ziyou made an appointment to meet up at 8:30 tomorrow and then go hunting. Originally, Long Ziyou planned to go to town to repair his mobile phone tomorrow, but he had to postpone the matter. Fortunately, his phone number was not available.
Not much, and he didn't really care.
As soon as Long Ziyou returned to his dormitory, before he could turn on the light, a dark figure suddenly walked in, which really startled him. When he looked at the light, he saw that it was Zhong Yumin from next door!
"Brother Zhong, do you know that there is no cure for scaring people!" Long Ziyou glared at Zhong Yumin angrily.
Zhong Yumin has a medium build, a round face, a little fat, and dark skin. He is a police officer in the same batch as Long Ziyou. Although he is only half a year older than Long Ziyou, he looks like he is five or six years older, so he has a low self-esteem.
Long Ziyou wanted to call him Brother Zhong, but Long Ziyou was afraid of his pestering energy, so he followed his wishes.
"Boy, don't mess with that useless thing, I'm here to settle the score with you!" Zhong Yumin said 'viciously'.
"Settlement? What kind of settlement?" Long Ziyou was confused, "I don't owe you money, but you. It seems that you still owe me 20 yuan. It's been a month. When will you pay it back?" After finishing speaking, Long Ziyou
You then stretched out his hand in front of Zhong Yumin.
Zhong Yumin's old face turned red. Fortunately, his skin was dark and you couldn't tell whether it was red or not. He patted Long Ziyou's hand angrily and said angrily: "That's not what I'm talking about. I want to see you tonight."
Such a shameful account! Say, how can you compensate for my injured soul?"
Long Ziyou finally understood why Zhong Yumin came, so he was angry and funny. He finally suppressed his laughter, and then he said seriously: "Brother Zhong, if I were you, I would be embarrassed to say it
This is what I said."
"You occupy three beauties by yourself and don't introduce any of them to me. What do you think you are doing, but you are forgetting your true love?" Zhong Yumin emphasized, but his momentum was a bit weaker than before.
"Brother Zhong, do you remember the seven-word policy for picking up girls I told you?" Long Ziyou did not directly answer Zhong Yumin's question, but instead asked an unrelated question.
"'Bold, careful, and thick-skinned', especially thick-skinned, why don't I remember," Zhong Yumin replied quickly. He had memorized Long Ziyou's "seven-character policy" and regarded it as a treasure! However,
, he didn’t understand why Long Ziyou asked this question.
"As long as you remember it! You ask your conscience," Long Ziyou put Zhong Yumin's right hand on his chest, and continued: "Is your behavior in the evening called bold or thick-skinned?
?”
Zhong Yumin thought hard, shook his head and said, "Not really."
"Isn't it over?" After saying this, Long Ziyou ignored Zhong Yumin and put away the things in his hands.
"Why did it end? I don't understand. Please explain it to me." Zhong Yumin touched the back of his head inexplicably. He thought for a long time and couldn't figure it out, so he chased Long Zi to ask.
This is not a melon on my head, this is a pimple! No wonder I haven’t had a girlfriend yet! I deserve to be a virgin! Long Ziyou had a wry smile on his face. At this time, he wanted to hit Zhong Yumin on the head a few times.
"Did you see it when the four of us were buying things at the canteen in the evening?" Long Ziyou could only patiently guide us step by step.
"Yes," Zhong Yumin nodded.
"If you don't take advantage of such a good opportunity, how long do you want to wait? Why don't you be timid and thin-skinned? Tell me!" After talking for a long time, Long Ziyou finally reached his climax.
"You can invite me," Zhong Yumin was still insisting, but at this time he had no momentum at all.
"Tsk, tsk, Brother Zhong, you are hopeless!" Long Ziyou shook his head and sighed, as if he hated iron, "I didn't organize this barbecue, and I didn't pay for it, so what do I have?
Are you qualified to invite you? If you come forward shamelessly, I can help you beat the drum, but you don’t even have the courage to come forward, so how can I help you?"
I’m going back to my hometown today, so I’ll spread the word in advance and ask for votes! I hope you all can support me!