Compared to Long Ziyou, Liu Hejun is a well-informed person. Long Ziyou listens to him about many people and things in the unit. At the same time, Liu Hejun is quite kind and a good teacher. He often teaches Long Ziyou some ways of the world.
, which benefited Long Ziyou a lot, so the two of them got along very well.
"Why didn't you play ball today?" Liu Hejun took a bite of rice and asked vaguely.
Playing basketball is one of the few cultural and sports activities in the reserve. Except for rainy days, Long Ziyou rarely misses it, so Liu Hejun asked this question.
"I'm dizzy," Long Ziyou replied casually, without stopping from filling his mouth with rice.
"Dizziness? You are as strong as a cow and you are also dizzy?" Liu Hejun's hand that was "filling rice" stopped in the air, and he said in great surprise.
The reason why Liu Hejun was so surprised was that Long Ziyou's physical condition and fitness can be said to be the best among all the police officers in the branch (40 people). He has known Long Ziyou for so long, but he has never seen Long Ziyou before.
Had a sneeze.
"I'm not a robot, so of course I will feel dizzy and hot sometimes," Long Ziyou rolled his eyelids angrily.
"Are there too many planes? Young people, take care of your body! Haven't you ever heard, 'A small oar is pleasant, a big oar is harmful to the body, and a strong oar is wiped out in ashes'?" Liu Hejun patted Long Ziyou's face.
Arms, warned earnestly.
"Comrade Lao Liu, can't your thoughts be more pure?" Long Ziyou couldn't laugh or cry, thinking: I can't even stuff your mouth with food? But in his heart, he couldn't help but admire Comrade Liu's colorful thoughts.
imagination.
"We are all men, and I was young once. Now that there are few people, just admit it," Liu Hejun smiled and gave Long Ziyou a look that every man would understand.
"Comrade Liu, listening to what you said, it seems that you flew a lot of planes when you were young? How about sharing some experience?" Long Ziyou curled his mouth, half-smiling, and counterattacked calmly.
"Uh... well..." His 'shield' was attacked by his own 'spear', and Liu Hejun was speechless. Fortunately, he was thick-skinned and immediately started practicing 'Tai Chi', "It's dinner time now, it's not appropriate to discuss such a discussion."
We’ll talk about serious topics later.”
After saying that, Liu Hejun buried his head in his meal. Men are all face-saving animals. Although masturbating is a very common thing for men, especially unmarried men, no man will openly admit that he masturbates.
"Five girls" solve problems, even Comrade Liu, who is as thick-skinned as a city wall, is no exception. Because they are afraid that others will think that he is useless and will not be able to pick up girls, they use "five girls" to solve problems.
What kind of man masturbates? Generally, men who can't pick up girls will do it. Of course, Comrade Liu will not be willing to admit that he is a man who can't pick up girls, although... this is the fact.
"Haha, then I'll wait for your advice, Brother Liu," Long Ziyou said with a smile.
"Easy to say, easy to say," Liu Hejun said vaguely without raising his head.
Long Ziyou smiled and gave up when he saw the opportunity. He did not take advantage of the victory to pursue it. As the saying goes, don't chase after a poor enemy!
But Comrade Liu was a thick-skinned person after all. After eating a few mouthfuls of food, the look of embarrassment on his face disappeared, and he soon returned to his old ways. This time, he approached Long Ziyou mysteriously and said softly: "Little
You, do you know that you have offended Zhang Ju?"
"I offended Zhang Ju? Where do you start talking about this?" Long Ziyou asked in surprise.
"It's not that you don't know that you are the magic weapon for team a's victory. Without you, team a won't win against team b. And Zhang Ju happened to go play basketball today. It's not that you don't know that Zhang Ju's basketball skills
It's very ordinary, but the desire to win is extraordinary. I just passed by the basketball and saw that Team A was lagging behind, and Zhang Ju's face was dark!" Liu Hejun explained with joy and joy.
When Long Ziyou heard this, he thought to himself: Oh no! Why did Zhang Ju become so interested today that he went to play basketball?
There are no cultural and sports activities in the reserve, so many police officers like to play basketball after get off work. In order to maintain competition, the bureau has set up a basketball team. The captain of team A is Zhang Manguo, the branch director, and the captain of team b is the deputy director. Cao Deshan, but both of them are very competitive people. Naturally, they are tit for tat on the basketball court and refuse to give in to each other.
Before Long Ziyou came, Zhang Manguo's A team lost more than they won. Since Long Ziyou came, his A team has never lost. Zhang Manguo is naturally very happy. He also talks about playing basketball from time to time.
Joking about Cao Deshan, this naturally made Cao Deshan feel very unhappy.
Cao Deshan relied on his backing and usually fought openly and covertly with Zhang Manguo in the work unit, so he naturally had no good impression of Long Ziyou, the main force of A, and he didn't usually have a good look on Long Ziyou.
After all, Zhang Manguo is middle-aged, and his physical strength is not as good as that of young people, so he usually only plays basketball every other day. When he has a meeting out of the city, it is not surprising that he will play basketball every two or three days. He feels a little dizzy.
Naturally, he didn't expect that Zhang Manguo, who had just played yesterday, would run to play today, but even if he wasn't dizzy, he wouldn't have thought about whether Zhang Manguo would play today.
"It's okay. When Director Zhang asked, you just said you were dizzy and unwell. Anyway, you won such a game for him. He shouldn't be annoyed with you just because of a half-game victory. After all, he will want to
It's up to you to win the game." Seeing Long Ziyou looking a little worried, Liu Hejun comforted him. In fact, he was not sure whether the stingy Zhang Manguo would accept Long Ziyou's explanation.
"That's all we can do," Long Ziyou said a little helplessly.
Because he was worried that Zhang Manguo would annoy him, the rest of his meal was tasteless. What was even worse was that as soon as he walked to the door of the cafeteria after finishing his meal, he met Zhang Manguo with a dark face.
He lost the game just now and was ridiculed by Cao Deshan. Zhang Manguo was already very unhappy, and he was also secretly annoyed with Long Ziyou. He thought Long Ziyou had something to do to delay him, but now Long Ziyou left the cafeteria.
Needless to say, he had just finished his meal when he came out, which made his face look even more ugly.
"Zhang Ju, let's play basketball. I feel a little uncomfortable today and feel dizzy. I slept very deeply in the afternoon and didn't even hear the phone call, so I didn't go." Seeing that Zhang Manguo's face was as dark as Bao Gong, Long
Ziyou quickly explained automatically.
"Oh, if you don't feel well, then take a good rest." Zhang Manguo's face looked better now, and then there was a hint of "concern" on his face, and he said, "Do you want me to find someone to replace you in tonight's class?"
"Thank you Zhang Bureau for your concern. I don't think it's necessary. I took medicine before going to bed and I'm much better now," Long Ziyou said with a "grateful" look on his face.
"Oh, if it doesn't work, don't force it," Zhang Manguo said calmly, and then passed Long Ziyou.
Seeing Zhang Manguo snubbing Long Ziyou, Chang Yu, who was following Zhang Manguo, gave Long Ziyou a demonstrative look, then raised his head proudly and followed Zhang Manguo, like a fox following a tiger!
"Bah! You're a sycophant!" Looking at Chang Yu's back, Liu Hejun cursed in a low voice.
Long Ziyou's work ability is better than Chang Yu's, and he plays basketball better than Chang Yu, but Zhang Manguo still likes Chang Yu better, just because Chang Yu can flatter him, and everyone knows this!
"Forget it, Brother Liu, why bother with these villains," Long Ziyou said depressedly.
…
At nine o'clock in the evening, Long Ziyou and Liu Hejun began tonight's patrol mission. The area they patrolled was within a ten-kilometer radius to the north of the reserve.
As usual, half an hour later, Liu Hejun and Long Ziyou arrived at the first mailbox. Liu Hejun took out a small card from his body and asked Long Ziyou to sign it first, and then signed it himself.
Write the time on it and put it in a locked iron box.
During his first patrol, Long Ziyou was curious about why Liu Hejun put signed cards into boxes. After Liu Hejun's explanation, he understood that these iron boxes were placed every two or three kilometers on the patrol route.
There is one, and its purpose is to prevent police officers from being lazy.
After knowing the purpose of the iron box, Long Ziyou had to sigh: The wisdom of leadership is infinite!
The forest at night is so dark that you can't see your fingers, and it's also a bit scary. The sounds of various insects are also very clear. From time to time, there will be sudden sounds of other animals, which startle people. Longzi
You can be regarded as a very bold person, but when he first started patrolling at night, he was still very frightened, which made him laugh at Comrade Liu for a while.
After a period of training, Long Ziyou's nerves became stronger and he adapted to night patrols. In the words of Comrade Liu, he has a good heart and is not afraid of ghosts!
"Xiaoyou, when are you going to find a girlfriend again?" The two of them stepped on the dead branches of the forest, and the bored Liu Hejun mentioned women in the same old way.
After several months of cooperation, Liu Hejun has gained some understanding of Long Ziyou's situation, so he often cares about Long Ziyou's other half.
"In this hellish place, there are not many women, how can we find a partner?" Long Ziyou curled his lips depressedly. It's not that he doesn't want to find another girlfriend, but in this barren mountain, there are so many married people.
There were several women, but he had never seen an unmarried woman.
You know, Long Ziyou is a person who is used to eating meat. His current life as a monk makes him very uncomfortable, so he has to play basketball every day to vent his excess energy. But the more he exercises, the more energy he has.
The more energy he had, the more he became a little depressed, so he preferred to work the night shift because it would prevent his thoughts from wandering.
"I heard that Lao Lin from the Reservoir Management Bureau next door has a daughter who is studying in college. She is very beautiful. She worked a summer job outside some time ago. I heard that she came back yesterday and brought two classmates back to play, and
The three of them came back in a high-end car. Boy, you have to seize the opportunity!" Like a matchmaker, Liu Hejun strongly recommended Lao Lin's daughter.
This was not the first time that Long Ziyou heard that Lin Weimin, a veteran cadre of the Reservoir Management Bureau next door, had a beautiful daughter, but he had never seen it with his own eyes. Besides, most of the words of matchmakers could not be believed, so he had little confidence in what Comrade Liu said.
A skeptical attitude, as the old saying goes, the matchmaker's mouth - just pick the right one!