"Ting Shao, do you think Director Ji will come over to toast later?" In a private room not far away, Zeng Daqiang brought the topic to Ji Xiang shortly after sitting down.
"Humph, will he love you or not?" Shao Xiaoxiong said he didn't care, but his tone already showed that he cared very much!
"Haha, Director Shao, I don't think Director Ji is such a low-ranking person." On the surface, Zeng Daqiang's words seemed to be saying good things for Ji Xiang, but if you listen carefully, they changed their tone and seemed more like sowing discord.
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The hard work paid off, and it didn’t take long for the ‘scouts’ sent outside by Long Ziyou to gain something – four wasps were discovered.
Turning on the insect control ability again, four wasps, under the control of Long Ziyou, took advantage of the opportunity of the waiter to come in and out and flew into the private room of Shao Xiaoxiong and Zeng Daqiang. At this time, the food in this private room had already started to be served. It was obvious that the dishes had been ordered in advance.
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"I'm going to the bathroom, you guys eat first, don't wait for me." Shao Xiaoxiong stood up and walked to the bathroom in the corner of the private room. He had a habit of lining up before eating.
Although Shao Xiaoxiong said he didn't need to wait for him, Zeng Daqiang and others didn't know how to eat first, and they didn't dare to eat first. They were all ready to wait for Shao Xiaoxiong to come out and use his chopsticks first before they started.
In the bathroom, Shao Xiaoxiong pulled out the guy in his crotch and whistled to drain the water. It could be seen that Shao Xiaoxiong was in a good mood. Shao Xiaoxiong was just whistling and did not pay attention to his own lower body. In fact, even if he looked, he might not be able to see it, because he
His belly was really big, which blocked his sight. Just when he shook a few times comfortably and was about to put the "faucet" back into his crotch, he felt a sudden pain in the top of his "faucet", and he said "ah"
There was a loud noise and he quickly bent down to check and found two wasps lying on the faucet. He was startled and shook quickly, scaring the two wasps away.
Although the two wasps were scared away, Shao Xiaoxiong's "faucet" was numb and painful. After a while, the small "faucet" became red and swollen and turned into an oversized "faucet". If it were natural, Shao Xiaoxiong would be afraid of it.
It was too late to be happy, but now, he felt like crying.
"Shao Ting, what's wrong with you?" Zeng Daqiang's concerned voice came from outside the bathroom door.
"It's okay, you guys eat first. I suddenly received an emergency call and I have to leave in a moment." Shao Xiaoxiong didn't dare to let his subordinates know about such an embarrassing thing. After responding to Zeng Daqiang, he endured the severe pain and took off his oversized
He put the 'faucet' into his crotch, then pretended to be nonchalant, and left the private room after saying a few words. As soon as he left the restaurant, he went straight to the hospital, and when he arrived at the hospital, the person who treated him happened to be a woman.
The doctor even made a joke about it. Later, for some reason, the incident spread to the hall and became a joke among everyone.
Although Shao Xiaoxiong tried his best to pretend that nothing had happened, Zeng Daqiang and others still noticed the abnormality in his crotch, and they exclaimed in their hearts: Shao Ting is indeed the legendary strongman. Not to mention his amazing size, his fighting power is still very strong.
He doesn't even eat, so it's important to find a woman to "make it out". But how did they know that Shao Xiaoxiong is now a mute eating Coptis chinensis - he knows his own suffering.
The leader is gone. From a certain point of view, it is a good thing for Zeng Daqiang and others. At least they can let go, eat naturally, and drink more happily.
Not long after Zeng Daqiang started here, Jixiang brought several department heads over to toast. He originally wanted to bring Long Ziyou with him, but Long Ziyou didn't seem interested, so he didn't force it. Seeing Jixiang coming, Zeng Daqiang
The four of them cooperated in a tacit understanding. They used Shao Xiaoxiong's words to let the four auspicious people go around for a while before giving up.
After drinking for three rounds, Zeng Daqiang started to drink and felt a little urinary, so he went to the bathroom to drain the water. But not long after, a scream came from inside, and "Xiao Qiang" became "Da Qiang"! But Zeng Daqiang did not have Shao Xiaoxiong's determination.
With all his strength, he came out with his "big strong", which shocked his three companions. They all thought in their hearts: He is really a big kid, and people should not be judged by their appearance. I didn't expect that our director Zeng looked so good.
He's thin, but he's not skinny at all! But... there's no need to show off in front of us like this?
"Quickly, take me to the hospital!" Zeng Daqiang squatted and pointed at his penis, saying with a sad face.
"Director Zeng, I think it would be better to find a hotel with a sauna, haha..." one of the companions joked with a smile.
"Yeah, it's better to go to the hotel." The other three people also followed suit.
"You..." Zeng Daqiang was really dumbfounded at this moment, "I was stung by a wasp when I went to the toilet. Do you think my dick is really that big!"
The three companions were surprised and hurriedly sent Zeng Daqiang to the hospital.
Seeing this scene, Long Ziyou, who was still eating and drinking in another private room, felt extremely happy. His mood was definitely no worse than that of drinking cold water in July and August.
I respect others as much as I respect them. Long Ziyou has this kind of character. Anyone who makes him unhappy will also make the other person unhappy!
After going to work in the afternoon, Jixiang heard about Zeng Daqiang's embarrassing incident at the restaurant at noon. He laughed so hard that his stomach hurt and tears came out of his eyes. He felt very relieved. His mood, which was a little depressed because of Zeng Daqiang's anger, immediately got better.
Get up. For this reason, he made a special call to tell Long Ziyou about this, because he thought Long Ziyou would be very happy after hearing this.
When he received Jixiang's call, Long Ziyou was on the highway to the airport. Knowing that Zeng Daqiang's embarrassing story had spread in the workplace, he felt relieved and happy, but he had to pretend to be the first.
I heard about this for the first time.
After ending the call with Ji Xiang, Long Ziyou still couldn't help but smile. He also felt that his behavior of teasing Shao Xiaoxiong and Zeng Daqiang was a bit unethical, but maybe, this is the saying that evil people will have their own troubles.
Half an hour later, at three o'clock in the afternoon, Long Ziyou arrived at Yangzhou Airport. He asked at the information desk that Wei Dashan's flight was expected to land at 3:20, so he arrived just in time.
Since the time had not yet arrived, Long Ziyou found a seat not far from the passenger exit and sat down. But as soon as he sat down, he frowned and regretted a little. Why? It turned out that Long Ziyou was sitting next to him.
A well-dressed middle-aged woman, the powder on her face was thicker than the glass of a car, and the smell of perfume was so strong that it made Long Ziyou, who was used to smelling high-end perfumes, feel uncomfortable. He originally wanted to change seats.
But after looking around for a while, I couldn't find any room, so I had to give up.
Fortunately, the woman left after a while. Long Ziyou breathed a sigh of relief. He was also a little puzzled. They were both women, but their tastes were so different.
Seats in the airport departure hall are very popular. As soon as the middle-aged woman left, a man in his thirties with a crew cut sat down in the vacant seat.
"Brother, is this bag yours?" The crew-cut man who just sat down pointed to a paper black shopping bag at his feet and asked Long Ziyou.
"No." Long Ziyou shook his head, "I guess the lady who was sitting here forgot to take it away."
Hearing what Long Ziyou said, the flat-headed man bent down and reached out to look through the contents of the shopping bag, but soon, his hand bounced back like an electric shock, and he stammered to Long Zi: "Brother...brother,
Do you know what's in it?"
"I don't know." Long Ziyou shook his head again, and at the same time he muttered in his heart: I'm not interested in knowing either.
"It's gold! It's full of gold jewelry, including necklaces, bracelets, rings, etc.!" The flat-headed man leaned into Long Ziyou's ear and said nervously and mysteriously.
What was Long Ziyou's previous job? He was a policeman. He immediately realized that he had met a liar! He felt dumbfounded. These liars were so short-sighted that they actually deceived him!
"Ah, the person who lost such a valuable thing must be very anxious. I think you should hand it over to the airport police." Long Ziyou pretended to be surprised. He had already made up his mind to cooperate with the liar and put on a show.
He caught him and handed him over to the police. He was idle anyway, so he might as well find something to do to prevent others from being deceived.
"Brother, you are so honest. People like you are so rare these days. I don't think it's better than this..." At this point, the flat-headed man looked around, and then came closer to Long Ziyou.
The ear said: "Whoever sees it has a share, add two to one and make five, we will share this bag of gold jewelry."
"Split up? This is not good." Long Ziyou deliberately pretended to be hesitant.
"What does this have to do with it? Only God knows about it. You know it and I know it. Let's find a remote corner and divide the jewelry. From now on, we will be all over the place and have nothing to do with each other. Even if the owner calls the police, it will be difficult to find us." The flat-headed man saw.
The water fish was about to take the bait, so he quickly added fire.
"That...okay." Long Ziyou hesitated for a moment and nodded solemnly.
"Brother, come with me." The flat-headed man walked forward and led the way, taking Long Ziyou to the stairs of a safe passage. No one passed here, it was quiet, and it was a good place to divide the spoils.
The flat-headed man poured the gold jewelry in the shopping bag onto the ground and counted it. There were 4 necklaces, two pairs of bracelets, and 6 rings. They were all even numbers, and each person received half. Each person received 2 necklaces and a pair of bracelets.
, three rings, easy to divide the spoils. The flat-headed man put Long Ziyou's share in another bag and handed it to Long Ziyou, who took it.
"Brother, I don't have a familiar gold shop to exchange cash. I don't think it's better to do this. Why don't I give you my share? If you give me the cash, I'll make it cheaper for you at most. How about it?" The crew-cut man looked like he was reluctant to give up.
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Haha, the show is finally about to begin! Long Ziyou snickered in his heart.