Wang Yuan knew that if he didn't use his magic power to get rid of the alcohol, he would get drunk after just one sip, but after three drinks in a row, the drowsy feeling didn't come over him, which surprised him.
The little saint and the big black cow clinked glasses one after another, and the hair on their chests was soaked with wine, but they didn't care about it. They drank thousands of bottles, and their faces were red. Of course, the big black cow couldn't see clearly even if his face was red.
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Wang Yuan tasted it slowly. Based on his experience, this "fruit wine" contained at least thirty kinds of flowers, plants and fruits.
Little Saint put down the wine glass, watched Wang Yuan taste it by himself, smiled, opened his monkey mouth, looked at the big black cow, and then said to Wang Yuan: "Brother Wang Yuan, do you know about my grandson's 'fruit wine'
How many kinds of fruits are there?”
Just now, Wang Yuan was still guessing about the taste. When asked by the Little Sage, he immediately shook his head and said casually: "I have only tasted more than thirty different flavors. The Little Sage needs to tell you how many specific flavors there are."
"Hehe." Little Saint covered the monkey's mouth and scratched his head and laughed, like a child who had done something bad. "Brother Wang Yuan, you don't know something. In fact, the 'fruit wine' brewed by my little grandson is just
They randomly picked fruits on the Flower and Fruit Mountain, threw them into the 'Jade Pure Bottle', collected some water in the pond, and then became the 'fruit wine' we have now!"
Wang Yuan's eyes moved, and he was a little surprised. Even with his knowledge of wine, it should be very rare to be able to drink this wine. But from Xiao Shengyi's words, it seemed that this was a mass-produced wine!
Seeing Wang Yuan's expression of confusion, the Little Saint laughed even louder. Suddenly he rolled down from the stone bench and landed firmly on the ground with a backflip. He turned his back to Wang Yuan and lowered his head. His two monkey hands were making unknown moves on his crotch.
What.
Wang Yuan was puzzled at first, but he immediately knew what Xiao Sheng was going to do!
"This, this..." Wang Yuan was speechless. The little saint was wearing a suit of armor, but he took off the armor. Then he saw his body swaying, raising his head and whistling, looking at the wall above his head with a little contentment.
A fishy smell instantly overwhelmed the original smell in the cave, and a parabolic water mark was drawn from the small crotch, flying to a distant place.
The big black cow glared fiercely, slapped the table and shouted: "You bastard monkey, how dare you take off your pants and show off your baby's urine in my cave! Tomorrow is my old cow's wedding day, the cave has just
I was punished by the younger ones and you caused trouble again. I am really angry to death!"
Although the big black cow was extremely reluctant, he still did not stop the little saint and allowed him to leave the boy's urine in the cave.
It lasted for a long time. The little saint was clever and exclaimed that he was very happy. He quickly put on his armor and jumped onto the stone bench with a smile.
"Hey, my little grandson has never told this secret to anyone else. Today I will tell you two the secret of 'fruit wine'!" Little Saint smiled mysteriously.
When the big black cow heard that there was a secret, its eyes kept shining brightly, and it looked at the little saint blankly. Wang Yuan glanced at the traces of boy's urine left by the little saint, and then looked at the wine glass in his hand to see where his tongue was in his mouth.
After a few moments, I felt a bad premonition.
"The fruit is an ordinary fruit, and the water is also ordinary water, but one of the ingredients makes the wine taste better. What do you think it is, Manniu!" the little saint asked the big black cow with appetite.
The big black cow scratched its horns and was silent for a moment, then suddenly raised its head and exclaimed: "Could it be your little sage's urine!?"
"Quack, yes, yes!" The little saint laughed so hard that he couldn't close his mouth and slapped the table. He was so excited.
Wang Yuan's lips were numb, and his mouth was originally full of mellow fragrance, but after hearing what Xiao Sheng said, the smell of boy's urine immediately appeared in his mouth, making him almost spit it out.
"Ah! You monkey actually peed into the bottle and gave me a drink countless times. Wasn't it because I was filled with your monkey urine?" The big black cow gasped with a copper ring on its nose.
Shake and shake.
"Squeak!" Xiao Sheng smiled back and fell back, accidentally fell to the ground from the stone bench, but he rolled on the ground, and he kicked his two hind legs.
Looking at the little saint's appearance, Wang Yuan didn't think it was normal. If he believed what this monkey said, he would be the big one. This monkey in front of him liked to tease people the most. Wang Yuan had already learned a lesson, how could he still be deceived by him.
But the big black bull was different, clamoring to fight the little saint for three hundred rounds to decide the winner.
——————It was getting late outside, and the monkeys did not return to Huaguo Mountain. Instead, they slept in the mountain stream, using the sky as a quilt and the ground as a mat.
After the Big Black Bull learned that he was being teased by the Little Sage, he insisted on fighting with the Little Sage for a drinking contest. The two of them fought countless cups, but they never got drunk. It seemed that the monkey and the cow were immune to alcohol.
Wang Yuan shook his head helplessly. He quietly left the cave without attracting the attention of the two men who were still fighting, and walked outside.
Looking at the night at such a close distance, it seems that you can reach out and catch the stars all over the sky, and the brilliant starlight is constantly flashing. At this moment, the sky seems to have fallen asleep, and it is quiet, except for the snoring of the monkeys and bull demons on the ground.
After walking out of the mountain stream in a few steps, he flew up to the top of Huaguo Mountain. Then Wang Yuanduan sat on the top of the mountain, looking far away. At this moment, he seemed very lonely.
It was dark and blank, with only two eyes shining. Suddenly, in the silent night, a helpless and unwilling voice sounded: "Xiaoxuan. Do you know how painful lovesickness is? Maybe you will know, but loneliness
What pain it is when one has no one to cherish!"
"Bang bang!"
Wang Yuan beat his chest, tears flashed in his eyes, but they did not fall.
"Here, it hurts so much now. I can't wait to take it out and throw it away!" Wang Yuan turned his hand and took out the "fruit wine" filled by Xiao Sheng. He raised his head and wished that his whole body would be soaked with wine, and he could not wait to get drunk.
He has been unconscious since then.
But he can't! He can't just be passive. He has to live for his wife. In order to get his soul back, it doesn't matter if he goes against the will of heaven or is reviled by thousands of people. Even if we stay together for a moment, it is a lifetime, but there is something like this between them.
A loneliness as close as the world away.
Laughing at the vanity of the world, my heart is crazy!
The black hair on his head was soaked with wine, dripping down his hair, connecting into strings of crystal pearls.
"It takes ten thousand years for a monkey to become a human, and it only takes a glass of wine for a human to become a monkey. But, no, no, now I have no time to speak, no time to speak, but the way of heaven is whatever you ask for, whatever you ask for!"
That night, this lonely figure lay there, mumbling in his sleep, as if it was a name.
On the second day, Wang Yuan was awakened by the roars of monkeys and bull demons, and the entire Huaguo Mountain was filled with a joyful atmosphere.
In the cave, the big black bull that was snoring loudly flicked his arm and flew away the little saint lying on him. The little saint flew far away, but when he landed on the ground, he just scratched his neck, and then continued to sleep.
past.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty (it's better to read dai here)!" A bull demon wrapped in a big red robe hurriedly ran in, immediately stood there respectfully, and kept shouting to the big black bull.
The big black bull waved his hand, wondering whether he heard it or it was just one of his actions. After a while, the little bull demon anxiously walked back and forth on the spot, and kept muttering: "How long has it been? The king hasn't woken up yet.
But if the auspicious day chosen by the ancestor of that group of monkeys passes, the king will definitely kill us!"
At this time, Wang Yuan's figure slowly walked towards him. As the night passed, he was still Wang Yuan, and that faint sadness could only happen when he was alone.
Looking at the anxious little bull demon, Wang Yuan immediately understood what was going on. He walked towards the big black bull and asked the little bull demon to stay back.
With a sharp breath, he yelled in his body according to the pronunciation method of "Tianlong Sanskrit": "Wake up!"
The whole cave exploded with a roar, the word "wake up" was passed back and forth in the cave, and sand and rocks were shaken down.
The big black cow suddenly raised its body, scratched its horns, looked around and said blankly: "Who is calling me?"
Taking advantage of this opportunity, the little bull demon immediately stepped forward and shouted loudly: "Your Majesty, today is your wedding day. The little ones outside have already arranged it, so get up quickly!"
The big black cow was about to fall down in a daze at first, but the moment he lay down, he opened his eyes suddenly, pressed his lips into a circle, and shouted: "My wedding day, this is not bad!"
With that said, the big black cow stood up as soon as he turned over. Seeing that the little saint was still sleeping soundly, he stepped forward and kicked him angrily. The little saint was kicked and hit the mountain wall with a "bang".
"Hey, you man, why are you kicking my little grandson?" Xiao Sheng rubbed his waist, stood up sleepily, and then stretched out a long, comfortable stretch.
"It's all your fault, monkey. You refused to obey me yesterday and made me drink thousands of kilograms of wine!" The big black bull pulled the calf demon over, pulled off the red robe he was wearing, and then several times
He put it on himself, and the most eye-catching thing was the red flower hanging on the horn, which seemed to have been just picked.
Then the big black bull walked out of the cave with a big stride. Wang Yuan couldn't laugh or cry. He scanned the depths of the cave and walked out of the cave with the little saint thoughtfully.
In the mountain stream outside, a group of monkeys and bull demons have been arranged. The mountain stream is filled with stone tables, and vats of wine and wine are brought out, and large pieces of meat are constantly coming up.
As soon as the big black bull walked out, a group of monkeys and bull demons came closer. The monkeys raised their furry hands and bowed to the big black bull, while the bull demons held up the bull's fork and kept roaring.
The old monkey stood in front of the group of monkeys. He was the oldest here. He took a step forward, touched his beard, and looked at the big black cow with a smile.
"King Niu is getting married today. We are here to congratulate you. We are the only neighbors in the entire Huaguo Mountain. This means that this matter is a common event for Huaguo Mountain and cannot be ignored." The old monkey turned around and took the gift from the monkeys.
thing.
This object is a neatly folded purple gauze dress, and several sparkling gems, which were given to the big black cow.
"The ancestor monkey asked me to bring this here. He said it was for my wife to put on. Then when she walked out of the cave, the first monkey or bull demon she saw when she looked up would go to the 'Great Holy Mountain' to be baptized."
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