Chapter 5 Idol School vs. Funny School (what the heck, even though Hong Chen is not dedicated to his job, he is still updating intermittently. The outline has been written, with a total of 6 volumes, more than 100 episodes, and more than 300 chapters. It will not be a problem to finish the book.
It’s just time... Haha, let’s post a relaxing one today, I hope everyone can have a happy mood) “Bang, bang!”
Two sudden loud noises broke through the dark night in Qingping County. The purple and red lights accompanying the loud noise were even more dazzling than thunder, and they were particularly eye-catching in this dark night.
"Xuan... Xuanwei has started taking action again. These lawless bastards deserve to die!"
In the Qingping County Police Department, Director Yang Nan was squatting in his office and cursing. He was very aware of the sudden loud noise, which was why he was called to the station in the middle of the night to provide on-site command.
Of course, there are colleagues in the Transportation Bureau who work overtime like him, and this is the only place that gives him a sense of balance.
"Old Zhang, the situation here is under control. Should your troops go and wait outside the Boda Library first? I'm afraid something big will happen there later. If not, the entire library will be destroyed!
"Yang Nan called worriedly.
Opposite, Director of the Transportation Bureau Zhang Yang frowned when asked, "Damn, why did those bastards suddenly come to our Qingping to cause trouble? Isn't our place under the management of Huang Wei? They are just trying to meddle in other people's business.
How big of an impact will this have? How can I, Qingping County, have any intention of being Qingping in the future! Grandma, I must complain to Lord Jiu, it really makes me mad!"
At this time, Zhang Yang was also very angry. Although he was almost fifty years old, his body was as strong as that of a thirty-year-old man. Originally, he was in love with his Xiaomi at this time, but who knew that a man
He was transferred away on the phone. Now sitting in the office, he still clearly remembered Xiaomi's expression of reluctance before leaving...
"Damn it, curse you damn bastards, die, die, die, it's best to die in the hands of that person!" Zhang Yang cursed through gritted teeth, and his majestic face with Chinese characters was now filled with anger.
became distorted.
"Haha, Mr. Zhang is really in good spirits. He actually scolded our Xuanwei for not directing the traffic well in the middle of the night. How brave he is! Do you want to die?"
However, just when Zhang Yang was furious, a cold voice suddenly came into his mind, filled with murderous intent, making his whole body run cold. The words that originally came to his mouth were all frightened, and he was sweating profusely.
Xuanwei, punish the entire Xuanhuang. They are reasonable, but they are not unreasonable. It is best not to be unreasonable when you meet them, and admit your mistakes frankly, otherwise, you will definitely die!
Thinking of Xuanwei's terror, even he, the traffic boss of Qingping County, was so frightened that he sat on the sofa like a zombie.
However, the Xuanwei who expressed the desire to talk did not appear, and after saying a word, he did not speak again.
At the same time, while the Qingping County Police Department and the Transportation Bureau were vigorously maintaining safety, a fierce battle was breaking out on the road under the Qingping Boda Library. The originally spacious and flat road was now full of potholes and devastation.
"Oh? Are you the cultivators of this world? It seems that you are still in the martial arts lineage. Are you the legendary Yanhuang Secret Guard?"
In the middle of the road, a handsome young man with black hair reaching his waist, wearing a blue silk robe and a golden jade bun, stood proudly, his eyes shining with inexplicable brilliance, constantly scanning the dark night sky.
It's like mumbling to oneself.
There is no doubt that this person is Li Yi and Zhenren Li who came to Boda Library to borrow books!
"Hmph, since the devil from outside the realm dares to go down to the lower world privately, he must be prepared to die. I don't care who you are, and I don't need to know your background, let alone inquire about your information. I am here today just to kill you.
, wake up!"
In the matching night sky, a burly man wearing a black trench coat, a Chinese character face, an inch-inch hair, and holding a long green dragon sword appeared. He came through the air and suddenly appeared in the sky above Li Yi, with murderous intent.
"Oh? It seems that you are not ready to cooperate in a friendly way? Although I don't know the rules here, but as far as I know, shouldn't you capture me alive and take me back to the headquarters to torture me? I don't think so, I'll execute you privately.
What’s your Yanhuang secret guard’s style?”
Li Yixiao looked at the young man holding the knife thoughtfully, with a playful expression on his face, not realizing that the gangster had been arrested.
Of course, judging from the aura of the sword-wielding young man, his combat power is only at the peak of foundation building. Now he is standing in the air, and he doesn't know that it was only possible through cooperation. Although he was seriously injured, he wanted to destroy
It only takes one finger to kill the opponent.
"Hmph! It seems that you, the devil, still know a lot about my secret guard Yanhuang. In this case, I can't keep you alive. However, before you die, I will tell you with great mercy, you
The style mentioned is just that of the Yellow Guard among the Yanhuang Secret Guards, and has nothing to do with my Xuanwei! Well, you can die!"
The young man with the knife had a cold expression on his face. Even now, his expression has not shown any emotion at all. He was as cold as a machine that was only built for killing. As soon as he finished speaking, he raised his knife to strike without hesitation.
Li Yi's head was taken from his neck so quickly that only an afterimage was left, the sword energy filled the air, and a cold light shot into the sky!
"The name of the sword is Qinglong, which means the Qinglong Yanyue of the Three Kingdoms Guan Wusheng. The sword weighs one thousand one hundred and eighty three kilograms! I am Tu Fei, a guard-level Xuanwei!"
The shadow of the knife fell and landed firmly on Li Yi's neck. Suddenly the whole earth shook violently, the sky collapsed and the ground collapsed, and the sky was filled with smoke. At this time, Tu Fei's "Report before killing" also finished, his expression
Cold.
"Huh... we can call it a day. How many outsiders have I, Tu Fei, killed? Well, I have to do the math. I can take credit from the old man later. Well, that's right!"
Looking at the big black hole at his feet, Tu Fei, who was originally cold and cold, actually grinned, his tiger eyes shined, and his dragon eyebrows jumped. It was completely opposite to his previous coldness, and he looked like a successful villain.
"Oh, can I claim credit for this? Are you Xuanwei really good at it?"
However, just when Tu Feipan was thinking about calling it a day, a sneer came from behind him, which immediately sent chills all over his body.
"Your broadsword is quite interesting. According to your culture, it seems that no matter can reach this density. From this point of view, it is the legendary magic weapon made of extraterrestrial materials, right? Haha, I saw it today.
It truly lives up to its reputation.”
In the dust curtain, Li Yi's figure became clearer and clearer. He stood facing the wind, his black hair was like a waterfall, and his green clothes were flying. He was not at all embarrassed. There was no such thing as "completed" as Tu Fei said.
"It's just that the material is mediocre. If your opponent is a golden elixir monk, your magic weapon will probably be scrapped, haha."
Li Yi laughed. Although the man in front of him was trying his best, in his eyes, this was just a child playing with a knife. It couldn't hurt him anyway, so there was no need to kill him. Moreover, the other party was also out of protection.
In your own world, even if you behave inappropriately, you can be forgiven.
It was precisely because of this that he did not take action. Instead, he played with it with interest. Now he even taught the other party the shortcomings of the weapon and helped him improve it.
For a moment, Li Yi felt a little embarrassed, and thought to himself, "How do I realize that I'm getting more and more handsome? Damn, I can help anyone solve their problems just for fun. He's so handsome... No way.
, I can no longer be handsome in the future. If I continue to be handsome, I am afraid I will become that legendary ladyboy..."
If the giants of cultivation in the Xuanhuang world knew about this scene, that the ruthless "God of Killing" Zhenren Li had become so narcissistic, they would probably be so shocked that they would commit suicide.
Of course, at this time, Li Yi himself didn't notice anything wrong. It seemed that he was narcissistic in the first place, right?
"You...you, you're not dead! I hit you with all my strength, but you're not even hurt at all. What level are you at?" Tu Fei suddenly turned around and stared at Li Yi with burning eyes, his anger rising to the sky.
"Oh, which level? I really don't know this. Although I have some involvement in your culture, the specific situation has yet to be verified. If you really want to ask, then I will tell you compassionately. It seems,
It seems to be heaven-level..." Li Yi touched his head and returned with a confused look. That movement, combined with the dress, was not as calm and aloof as before, and he looked like a costume film actor.
Secondary player.
"Hahaha, you really want to play a supporting role in a costume film. Hahaha, it makes me laugh. Are you really the devil from outside the world? Is there really a devil like you from the outside world?"
Suddenly, Tu Fei burst into laughter, pointing at Li Yi and laughing non-stop. However, after a few breaths, he suddenly changed his expression and shouted: "Chao, what are you talking about? Heaven level, you are a heaven level existence.
?!" However, he moved his fingers and murmured: "I am at the Wei level. Above the Wei level is the planet level, and above the planet level is the star level, which is the heaven level."
Thinking of this, Tu Fei suddenly raised his head, looked at Li Yi with bright eyes, then looked at his fingers, and suddenly shouted: "Chao, I've been cheated, you are actually two levels higher than me, two levels higher than me
Level, this... How to fight, how to fight, I want to go back, I want to go back..."
Tu Fei yelled feebly, and kept retreating, with a fearful look on his face. He looked at Li Yi as if he had seen a devil, with no trace of his previous decisive look...
"Is this... is this an actor in this world? It's... it's amazing. The speed of changing faces, the ups and downs of emotions, is so fast, it can be called a magical skill! Is it possible that the mysterious figure in the Yanhuang Secret Guards
Is Wei both an actor by background? It’s really… really weird…”
At this moment, Li Yi was also stunned. Is this a crazy situation? Is this really the person who came to arrest him? He couldn't be a talent scout from a certain talent agency, and he was also a talent scout looking for comedy talents.
"Well, that's right, this person must be a talent scout sent by a certain company, otherwise there would be no such calmness. It's a pity, I am only born for the idol school, the comedy school is not suitable for me..."
Li Yi thought helplessly, and after a moment he said to Tu Fei: "I already understand your purpose of coming. Go back and tell your boss. Although I want to enter the entertainment industry, I want to join the idol group. Look.
Look, here, and here."
Li Yi pointed to his long hair, face, and figure, and compared them seriously, "This is a natural idol, not suitable for funny photos." After speaking, he raised his head and sighed: "Please, please
Go back, I'm really not suitable for comedy. If your company plans to recruit idol actors, I will definitely come to support you. As for the rest, let's not talk about it!"
Li Yi waved his hand, shook his head, and finally turned and left.
However, after walking a few steps, he suddenly shouted, "Hey, aren't I going to the Broad Library? What am I going to do?"
Then, with a slap on the forehead, the figure suddenly disappeared under the night sky. A moment later, the lights of the Boda Library were bright and bright.
In the field, Tu Fei was the only one standing blankly, with a black line at one end.
After a long time, when the cold wind blew the fallen leaves, Tu Fei woke up suddenly, pointed at his outfit and shouted, "Tan... Tan your sister, I am really Xuanwei, look at how I look like a star scout,
Can a talent scout bring out this kind of artifact? These... these are genuine artifacts, not props!"
Roaring, Tu Fei did not forget to wave his sword to express his dissatisfaction with Li Yi. He was so angry that he really wanted to chop the world into pieces.
However…..
"Bangdang..."
The magic weapon made of extraterrestrial materials suddenly broke, the blade fell, and immediately dived into the ground and disappeared without a trace.
Tu Fei suddenly felt as if he had been struck by lightning, his face turned pale, and then he looked up to the sky with splitting eyes and shouted, "Oh no, this is a crazy situation, my green dragon, my green dragon, you give me back my green dragon! This is not a prop!
, I’m not a comedy scout, damn, give me back my artifact, give back my blue dragon! Woo hoo..."
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