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Chapter 8 Can you not slap your face?

Can you please avoid being slapped in the face in Chapter 8? (It’s really weird, the lazy world has been updated again... come and watch @@.) "Bang... Bang..."

There were loud noises that shook the sky, and the entire Boda Library shook. The terrifying vibrations were like the war drums beaten by the gods. The glass of the surrounding residential buildings was shattered, alerting countless residents. At this time, only

The Boda Library, which was subject to multiple restrictions, was not damaged at all.

However, this damage-free situation is almost over. The door on the fourth floor has been completely distorted, and the restrictions on it are gone. It is about to collapse!

"Break it apart, you cheating bastard!"

Li Yi roared angrily, turned his fist into a palm, turned his palm into a knife, and struck down with a bang. With a "pop" sound, the solid and indestructible door finally broke open and exploded into slag.

Indeed, even the super alloy of Yanhuang Star cannot withstand the full bombardment of a heaven-level powerhouse. The fact that this gate can persist for so long under the bombardment of Li Yi, a monster that far exceeds the power of a heaven-level powerhouse, is really abnormal.

Multiple restrictions on the gate.

At this time, the restriction was completely destroyed, and the door made of super titanium alloy finally ushered in destruction, turned into dust, and ceased to exist. The mysterious fourth floor blocking it finally revealed its true face - a bookshelf.

There are only three or five seats with few books...

"Super! The things at the back are just like this? It's not even one percent of what's on the third floor. Isn't this too stingy?"

For a moment, Li Yi was stunned. He was here to borrow books! No, he was here to rob! But there were too few things in the room? Can it be considered robbery? However, such a strong door can be installed

, these things must also be treasures.

Thinking of this, Li Yi couldn't help but have a strange smile on his face, "Hey, your damn sword energy has already destroyed my brother's Avenue of Stars before, so I'll take your secret book, so we can be even."

."

Li Yi walked in with a bad smile and a ruffian look on his face. The winking look coupled with his attire was really a bit nondescript.

"Huh? "Mechanical Control Techniques", "Earth Level Physical Training Experience", "Essence Condensation Experience", "Shen Zong Secret Code"... these things are just average, I can barely accept them."

Li Yi pursed his lips and looked at the few books on the bookshelf in front of him. He couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth. However, he thought of his hair again and finally put them all into Qiankun's sleeves.

"Hmph, even though I don't need it, I can take it out to impress my pretty girls, wakakaka."

Li Yi smiled strangely, and a scene of beautiful women suddenly appeared in his mind, and some erotic clips began to appear, surrounding him, as if they were taking him to a gentle land.

However, at this moment, a trace of blood-red light suddenly appeared in his mind, like an evil-destroying god general, which destroyed those illusions and refreshed his mind, allowing him to wake up.

"Nah, there's something weird here, it can actually make me have illusions!"

Li Yi opened his mouth to curse, then waved his sleeves, and immediately threw out the few books he had picked up earlier, as if he had seen a ghost.

And the fact is indeed the case, this thing is really a hot potato for him, a man-eating devil!

Because of the battle in the Demon Realm, his cultivation has completely declined, his soul was injured, his body was injured, and his abilities at this time are no longer as good as what he would have been during the victory. At this time, it is really difficult to deal with these banned books.

Nothing can be done!

Now he finally understood that most of these classics were left behind by the legendary Immortal King! He seemed to have been tricked...

"Immortal King, you are so majestic. You actually dared to set a trap for me. I was almost tricked by you! However, Brother Qiu has remembered it today. When he recovers in the future, he will beat you until your mother is beaten.

do not know!"

Li Yi cursed fiercely and was very angry. However, he knew in his heart that the Immortal King who founded this library was indeed powerful. Not only was he proficient in the four cultivation systems, but he also had such a powerful restraint ability. This person must not

Simple!

You must know that although he is in a very bad state at this time, with his super strong physical body, it is difficult for him to have an opponent in the entire heaven-level realm, and the restrictions on this floor are obviously set for the heaven-level powerhouses.

Yes, it was so difficult that it almost fooled him, which made him have to be careful.

"Since I can't take it away, I can always take a look, brother. You're not so stingy that you won't let me see it. After all, you also chopped off my hair. You owe me a favor..." Li Yi murmured.

Talking to himself, as if communicating with someone, walking and talking, constantly looking through the house's books with his spiritual consciousness, his eyes flashing constantly, and a sly smile on his face.

If the Immortal King who founded this library knew about such a scene, I don't know how he would sigh...

After a few breaths, the entire fourth floor of the book collection was completely read by Li Yi. He also understood the various magical powers in the classics and used them freely. Although he had not yet reached the point of drawing inferences from one instance, it was not comparable to that of a beginner.

.

This naturally made Li Yi feel narcissistic again, "Oh, handsome people can be handsome in anything. Look at these hundreds of books. I read them in just a few breaths. I have mastered all the four major cultivation systems."

Understand, all kinds of magical powers are also at your fingertips. Who has this kind of ability? Who has it? Originally, I only thought that I could only become a new star of the idol group, but I didn’t expect that I would also be a new star of the powerful group, wow!"

Li Yi laughed heartily, shook his hair narcissistically, looked at the stairs on the fifth floor with bright eyes, and said with a sly smile: "Hahahaha, since the books on the fourth floor have been read by me, then

Let me go to your fifth floor and have a look. I'm afraid the only things there are what I need."

Thinking of the knowledge he gained on the fourth floor, Li Yi's heart finally beat violently. There must be Immortal King-level classics on the last floor, and that's what he needs!

"Babes, I'm here. After I learn everything, you damn bastard gym owner, just wait and tremble under my power!"

At the same time, on Yanhuang Star, in the mansion of the Rising Sun Lord of the New Immortal Realm, two old men, one fat and one thin, were playing chess. The two were dressed in white and covered with snow, and their long hair was frosty. Together with the incense burner emitting many cigarettes, this was the scene.

It's really better than the immortals in the painting, it's extraordinarily otherworldly.

"Ah sneeze..."

However, this otherworldly and otherworldly atmosphere suddenly disappeared. A strange sneeze made the lovers who were playing chess stunned for a while. The old man who sneezed had his eyebrows straightened up and his face turned red.

"Brother Xuri, what's wrong with you? Have you done something bad and are being talked about? Could it be that you went to peek at the fairy taking a bath again? This is not right!"

On the side, the fat old man asked while playing chess, his expression suddenly changed.

"Super! Who are you talking about? Damn it, you actually said that to your old brother? What's wrong? Isn't it just to look at the scenery? Damn it, you actually taught me a lesson, I didn't call you when I saw the scenery? Damn it!"

The thin old man Xuri Xianjun jumped to his feet and cursed. He pointed one finger at the sky and the other at the fat old man. His white hair was dancing wildly, as if he was going crazy.

"Hehe, hehe... I made a mistake... I'm not afraid that you will be impulsive and do some beastly things when you can't help yourself? After all, you know, there are rules in the fairy world, and we as

The Immortal Lord must set an example and not deviate from the rules in the slightest." The fat old man said with a righteous face, and his old eyes kept looking at the reaction of the Rising Sun Immortal Lord. Seeing that he showed no signs of going berserk, he continued: "What kind of climber is this?

Jade Peak, exploring deep valleys, viewing dense forests, admiring scenery and other elegant things, it is better to enjoy it alone than to enjoy it together, brother, what do you think?"

"What Brother Qixia said is absolutely true. I am able to achieve what I am today because of my good teaching. If there is such a scenery, how can I enjoy it all to myself?"

Mr. Xuri stroked his beard and sat down with a frank expression.

"That's very good, very good..." Immortal Lord Qixia also stroked his beard and nodded in agreement with a red face. Then the two of them looked at each other and couldn't help laughing.

If people who don't know the details of the two people knew about this scene of such mutual love and selflessness, they would be in admiration. But if the immortals in this new fairy world knew about it, they would definitely yell: "What a couple!" And one of them is!

It’s not something that can be explained to outsiders...

"By the way, actually, I have been busy thinking about how to build the best scenery in the New Immortal Realm recently, and I haven't done anything to pollute the environment. Why did I suddenly sneeze? Is there really someone cursing me behind my back? I'll tell you later!

"

Suddenly, the Rising Sun Immortal Lord slapped his forehead, and finally remembered the strange things from before. His eyes flashed coldly, and he pinched his fingers, trying to find the troublemaker.

However, after a while, the Immortal Lord of the Rising Sun, who is regarded as the best calculator in the immortal world, could only lower his head helplessly and said with a depressed look: "It's really strange, this heavenly secret is actually so disordered, even I can't figure out the slightest bit.

,What kind of crazy situation is this?"

"Could it be that the devil is causing trouble?!" Immortal Lord Qixia frowned.

"No, those demons don't have this ability. If they want to hide from my brother's calculations, unless the Demon Emperor is resurrected! Otherwise it is impossible. From this point of view, this troublemaker must be a special person!" Rising Sun Immortal Lord frowned.

"Oh, what are you going to do with such a special person? Just forget it?" Immortal Lord Qixia said with a smile. After all, special people like this are not easy to mess with. Each one of them has great power, which is terrifying.

Incomparable.

"Hey, it's not that easy. If you provoke me, how can you make him feel better?" Rising Sun Immortal Realm frowned, but after a blink of an eye, he smiled and said: "Actually, besides being invincible, I also have another magical power.

No less than it, since I can’t find the troublemaker, I can only use my trump card!”

"Oh, I actually have a trump card that is no less than the magic of divine arithmetic? Then I will wait and see!" Immortal Lord Qixia was stunned. You must know that in addition to being a natural monster and proficient in the four divine arts, the Emperor of the Rising Sun also has the art of divine arithmetic.

It is unparalleled in the world and can be called a masterpiece, but I have never heard of any other magical skills that are not inferior to this. For a while, Qixia, who was as powerful as the emperor of the immortal world, couldn't help but be curious.

"Then I'm going to make a fool of myself. Don't get excited..." Sunrise Immortal Lord clasped his fists with a mean smile on his face.

"Brother, please use your power, please use your power..." Qixia Immortal Lord waved his hand, indicating to Xuri Xianjun to ignore him and just use your power to your heart's content.

However, before he could finish his words, the Rising Sun Immortal Lord yelled at the top of his lungs: "Which damn bastard actually cursed your grandpa? Grandpa is here to curse your whole family for giving birth to a daughter without a penis, and a son without breasts.

The woman is so beautiful that she dies, the man is so handsome and scumbag, and you yourself are struck by lightning without dying!"

"overtake!"

Hearing this, even the powerful Immortal Lord Qixia couldn't help but retaliate with foul language. He thought to himself, is this the magical skill this guy is talking about???

"Brother...is your magical skill too weak? This..." What Immortal Qixia wants to say is that your curse is of no use, and it's not on the right track!

However, the Immortal Lord of the Rising Sun, who was born to be the party involved, smiled and said: "Brother, you don't understand. Our status is that our words follow the law and our deeds follow the rules. With this curse of mine, if his family really has an heir, then he will definitely

He will be so beautiful and handsome, then, hehe..."

At the end of the sentence, the smile on Sunrise Immortal Lord's face couldn't help but get even bigger.

"What?" Immortal Lord Qixia was stunned. He didn't think about it for a while. However, in a blink of an eye, he saw Immortal Lord Xuri's face glowing red. He suddenly understood in his heart. He nodded and smiled and said: "High, yes, it is high! So,

We can see the scenery and laugh for free, it’s so damn high!”

"boom!"

At the same time, just as the two immortal kings were laughing, the clear night sky with the waning moon and stars suddenly burst into thunder, lightning and thunder, as if the end of the world was coming.

And in the Boda Library, standing in front of the door on the fifth floor, Li Yi, who had not been able to enter for a long time, suddenly felt something in his heart and became agitated. For a moment, he yelled at the thunder in the sky for no reason: "Nima, ah,

I can't open this broken door, but you damn Lei Lei is actually here to laugh at me and want to die!"

"boom……"

The thunder was still loud and the silver snakes were dancing wildly. They did not stop at all because of Li Yi's rage, but became stronger and stronger.

"Damn, you actually turned the world upside down. Believe it or not, I will kill you?!" Li Yi rolled up his sleeves, looking like a scoundrel about to fight, and he was really ready to charge forward.

However, at this moment, a beam of silver lightning as big as a bowl suddenly burst in from the window and struck him.

"Nah! Come on!" Li Yi was horrified. He didn't expect that this guy was really going to fight with him. He lamented in his heart that he wasn't ready yet, so he ducked away and didn't dare to fight head-on.

However, the lightning that struck him was extremely strange. Not only was it extremely fast, it could also change its direction on its own and pursue him. Moreover, its purpose was very clear. It was only aimed at his face, as if to destroy his life.

Allow!

Seeing the silver lightning getting closer and closer, Li Yi, who tried to avoid it to no avail, finally collapsed and said with a cry: "Dear, I know you are jealous of my handsomeness, but it is not my fault that I am handsome. Let's discuss it.

Okay, can you please not slap me in the face... I rely on my face to make a living..."

(The pig's feet that didn't like to talk at last finally spoke. His personality changed drastically and he became narcissistic. Did everyone like it? Is such a relaxed article different from before? If you have seen this chapter, I hope to give it to you.

The world of mortals reflects your actual situation...)

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