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【136】A farce

"Hey, Gu Yu, why don't you go so fast? Are you going to reincarnate?"

Seeing that Gu Yu was walking so fast and didn't even wait for her, Hu Meier said very dissatisfied.

"My aunt, this is school, not shopping. If you don't hurry up, you'll be late." Gu Yu said with a big head. Facing such a charming beauty, Gu Yu had no choice at all.

"Well... let's go faster then." When Hu Meier heard what Gu Yu said, she put a strong force on her feet and rushed out like a gust of wind.

"Hey, why are you running so fast?"

When Gu Yu saw Hu Meier running away like the wind, he rushed forward, grabbed Hu Meier, and lowered his voice and said.

Fortunately, it was early in the morning, and there were not many people going to school where Gu Yu lived, so no one noticed anything unusual about the two of them.

"Didn't you say you need to hurry up?" Hu Meier looked at Gu Yu with a puzzled look.

"I asked you to hurry up, but I didn't ask you to run so fast. Are you afraid that others won't know that you are a cultivator?" Gu Yu said speechlessly as he rubbed his temples that were beating wildly.

"You are really difficult to take care of. You can't be too slow or too fast. It's really troublesome." Hu Meier said with a frown.

"Mei'er, the city is not as orderly as the mountains and the wild. If you run so fast in the city, you will scare the children. Even if you don't scare the children, you will scare the uncle in charge of the city. Then you will be miserable.

." Gu Yu said alarmingly.

"Well, is that uncle Guancheng very powerful? Why are you so afraid?" Hu Meier looked at Gu Yu suspiciously.

Gu Yu raised his eyebrows and nodded: "That's not true. This uncle in charge of the city is known as the secret force of the Celestial Empire. Wherever he goes, there will be chaos. People in the whole city are afraid to avoid it. Do you think you are afraid of it?"

Hu Mei'er rolled her eyes at Gu Yu and said: "Oh, I'm not afraid. I, Hu Mei'er, have never been afraid of anything. Since you said it is so powerful, when will you take me to see it? I want to see what this Guancheng uncle is doing."

Human beings too.”

A drop of cold sweat slowly slid down Gu Yu's forehead. A practicing woman couldn't afford to hurt her...

"Okay, okay, let's go. If we don't hurry up, we really won't be able to catch the No. 2 bus on the eighth floor." Gu Yu was afraid that Hu Meier would be impulsive to have a live battle with the urban management uncle. Although the urban management uncle has always been mighty and majestic, he just

A man like that horse pole can't stand the torment of a cultivator like Hu Mei'er.

"The No. 2 bus on the eighth floor. We just came down from the eighth floor. Where can we take the No. 2 bus? Isn't your school very close to home? Why do we need to take the bus?" Hu Meier kept asking like a question baby.

Guyu.

"Well, you don't have a sense of humor. Forget it, I won't talk to you anymore and just go to school quickly." Gu Yu was a little confused by Hu Meier.

"Hey, didn't you say you wanted to catch the No. 2 bus from the eighth floor? Hey, wait for me..."

Gu Yu was pestered by Hu Meier asking questions all the way, as if he had endless questions. But it’s no wonder Hu Meier, she practices in the deep mountains and forests all year round. If it weren’t for the Lingyuan Yuan Pearl coming down the mountain this time, she would have nothing at all.

Opportunities to get in touch with outside things. Even the contact is through some senior sisters who have gone out. I know that there are many strange things in this world. I know that there is a poison in the world called Sudan Red, and I know that there is a kind of person called mistress.

We also know that two-wheeled ones are called bicycles or motorcycles, three-wheeled ones are called tricycles, and four-wheeled ones are called cars. We know that there is a place called a school that eats meat without spitting out bones, but the parents of these students have to teach them hard.

Send your children in to be eaten.

As the two of them were approaching, passers-by looked sideways, some because of the return of the mythical figure Gu Yu, but mostly because of the person next to Gu Yu who looked as beautiful as a fairy.

"Wow, so beautiful. I have never seen such a beautiful girl in my life."

"She's so beautiful. Compared with her, those celebrities are like heaven and earth. How can there be such a beautiful girl in this world? Oh, I'm going to die if I can't..."

"If I take a girl like this as my girlfriend, it will definitely shorten my life by a few decades. We can't control it."

"If I can make her my wife, it will be worth it even if I lose a few decades of life. Tsk tsk..."

"Isn't the man next to her a legend? Look, only such a person can control such a beauty."

"Brother Legend is indeed powerful. As far as I know, each of his girlfriends is prettier than the last. The first one was Jin Lanning, one of the four major beauties in our school, and then there was a very beautiful top police beauty. Now this one, tsk tsk, top notch,

It’s super top quality…”

"A person who is so beautiful must be a vixen who comes here to seduce men." A pretty girl next to her suddenly became jealous when she saw that Hu Meier was so charming and cursed secretly.

This is not bad. When he said this sentence, the men next to him immediately started shouting.

"Tch, it's just that I'm ugly, but I have the nerve to tell others that if I have the ability, you'd be so beautiful..."

When the beauty heard this, she was immediately furious. She was considered to be one of the top beauties in the city's university, but she was willing to be called ugly. She immediately scolded: "Who are you calling ugly? You pig head."

The person who called him ugly didn't back down. He took a step forward and said loudly: "I'll just call you ugly. How about that?"

When the beautiful woman saw that her son was tall and tall, she took a timid step back and quickly pulled a man behind her and said, "Husband, he said I'm ugly... Wuwu... Husband, where are you looking..." But he

She found that her boyfriend was staring at Hu Meier's back and didn't hear what she was saying at all. This undoubtedly added fuel to the fire, so she immediately grabbed her boyfriend's ear and shouted loudly.

The man's ears were pulled by the beautiful woman, and he screamed in pain: "Oh, my wife, what are you doing!"

The beauty kicked the man hard and roared: "None of you men are good! Huh..." and then rushed into the school.

"Wife..." Seeing his girlfriend running into school crying, he was about to chase her, but was stopped by the group of men around him.

"Brother, why do you have to make do with such an ugly woman? Look, what is beauty? This is beauty. Tsk tsk, if you sleep with me, tsk tsk, you can shorten my life by a few years...

…”

"Nima, it's a waste to sleep with such a beautiful woman like you, a pig."

"Who are you calling a pig head?"

"I just scolded you, why?"

"Damn...I'll kill you..."

"How dare you hit me, brothers, do..."

"Fuck, you dare to hit my brothers, brothers, do it..."

So the two parties started fighting outside the school gate.

"Hey, there's a fight..." Hu Meier didn't expect that this farce was all caused by her beauty, so she watched the two parties fighting fiercely without heart.

"Hey, children nowadays are always so impulsive. How can they fight in a crowd? It should be a one-on-one duel. Only then can you have the demeanor of a warrior." Hu Mei'er took Gu Yu's arm and said with a smile.

Hearing what Hu Meier said, the two parties immediately separated, and then the two parties pushed out two people who had been beaten like pig heads.

"duel……"

"duel……"

"duel……"

As more and more people shouted, the two finally struggled together.

"Hey, you stinky girl, don't you think the matter is not big enough? Hurry up and leave. People from the police station will come soon. I don't want to be treated as a gang member and be detained for tea." Guyu pulled.

The culprit of this farce is Hu Meier, who is still clamoring for a duel.

"What are you doing? Let's see, who do you think will win between the two?" Hu Meier said nervously, biting her finger.

Gu Yu curled his lips and said: "I said, please stop making fun of me. If you don't think it's enough, leave quickly, or I will never take you out to play again." Gu Yu finally understood that these guys are all because of their feelings.

The fight started because of Hu Meier's beauty.

Hu Meier raised her mouth and said dissatisfiedly: "What's wrong? I just watched them fight, and I didn't do anything important."

Gu Yu rolled his eyes at Hu Meier and said: "This matter is not big enough. Please come with me quickly, otherwise this matter will never end." For such a beautiful and heartless girl, Gu Yu has nothing to do with it.

The only way was to forcefully pull her away. If Hu Meier stayed here for a moment longer, the fight would definitely go on endlessly.

"Hey, why are you so boring? Although they have no tricks to fight, don't you think it's fun?" Hu Meier was pushed by Gu Yu, but she still said with interest.

"My aunt, can't you calm down a little and go to the classroom with me to report, otherwise the school will definitely become a mess." Gu Yu said with some fear.

"Why is the school such a mess?" Hu Meier asked, tilting her head.

"It's not because of you!" Gu Yu said angrily.

"Because of me? I didn't do anything wrong. Why is the school in chaos because of me?" Hu Meier continued to ask.

"Because your mistake is to be so beautiful!" Gu Yu said with a headache.

"Am I very beautiful? Why is it wrong to be beautiful? Since I am so beautiful, why do you ignore me?" A big question was thrown out, which made Gu Yu feel dizzy and confused.

Trance.

"My aunt, when did you become a problem baby? I have a headache..." Gu Yu slapped his head hard. This girl really tortured him.

"Hey, answer me, since I'm so beautiful, why are you still ignoring me? Don't you like me at all?" Hu Mei'er didn't let Gu Yu go at all and continued to ask.

Gu Yu was getting more and more confused by the questions. He ignored Hu Meier and walked quickly towards his classroom.

"Hey, you should answer me, why are you doing this to me?"

"My aunt, I'm almost late, can you please let me go..."

"No, if you don't answer me, I won't let you go..."

"Then you come after me..."

"Stinky Guyu, bad Guyu, you actually want to escape, look at my alluring battle..."

"No, this is school..."


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