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【161】Viagra

Seeing such a scene, everyone couldn't help but exclaimed in surprise.

Gu Yu was even more surprised and cursed: "Damn it, Jifeng, you are just doing acrobatics, how can you still do tricks with video games?"

But Lan Ruier clapped her hands and shouted: "Jifeng, one more, this arc turns out to be so beautiful, one more."

Jifeng held his breath and said, "Hey, weren't you two guys scared to death just now? Now you seem to be surprised."

Lan Ruier smiled sweetly and said: "You are a rare baby. Look, there is no one in the world who can produce arcs like you by clapping your hands. If you go on stage to perform, you will definitely become a star."

Liu Qian is a magician who is also awesome."

Gu Yu gave Lan Rui'er a thumbs up and said: "Rui'er, this is a good idea. You can try it. When you run out of money, you can go to the Grand Theater under the guise of a magician. With your skills,

It will definitely make many people marvel at the magic of magic.”

Jifeng rolled his eyes at Gu Yu and said, "I'm afraid I'll electrocute others before I receive the money, and then I won't be going to the Grand Theater."

Lan Ruier asked with a smile: "Where to go?"

Jifeng shrugged and said, "Either I went to squat in the dormitory, or I went to lie down in the research institute."

Ji Feng's words immediately caused a burst of laughter.

Hu Meier laughed so hard that she said: "I always thought that Jifeng was a cold person, but I didn't expect that you are also a person who can joke, haha..."

Gu Yu curled his lips and said: "Look, I'm not the only one talking about you, Mei'er. I'm just talking about whether this guy was struck dumb by lightning, otherwise why would he suddenly change so much?"

Hu Meier covered her mouth and snickered: "I also think that Jifeng must have been struck by lightning and lost his mind. Haha..."

Ji Feng pursed his lips and gave a wry smile: "I don't care what you say. Anyway, I will try my best to relax my mind in the future. In fact, it's good to talk and laugh more. At least I can see the beauty of you guys."

It’s also a kind of enjoyment for a beautiful woman to smile.”

Zhou Youmeng took a sip of Jifeng and said, "I see, you were not struck dumb by the thunder from the sky, but were led astray by our family. Now you have become glib."

Gu Yu raised his eyebrows and said, "Hey, You Meng, you are wrong. Am I bad? I am a very good person. I have won the 'Advanced Individual' banner before."

Zhou Youmeng shook his head disdainfully: "I still have to pass the 'Three Good Students' banner, do you have one?"

Gu Yu curled his lips and said, "That's not true."

Zhou Youmeng smiled and said from a distance: "It's over then. Okay, Jifeng quickly went to deal with the electricity on your body. The people watching were panicked. If a few of us cultivators were hit by electricity, maybe we would only

She becomes just like Yu, but if Rui'er is hit by electricity, she will probably be really miserable."

Jifeng smiled and nodded: "I understand, I'll go right away. Mei'er, can you come over and guide me?"

Hu Meier nodded and said, "Okay."

The two of them walked aside and began to study how to channel the power of lightning from Jifeng's body into his lower abdomen.

But Gu Yu and Zhou You went to the kitchen to be gentle, leaving Lan Rui'er alone and bored on the sofa in the living room.

Lan Rui'er originally wanted to go to the kitchen to help cook, but when she saw Gu Yu and Zhou Youmeng making love to each other inside, she suddenly got goosebumps all over her body. She also wanted to see how Hu Mei'er and Jifeng would channel the power of thunder and lightning into their lower abdomen, but

She couldn't understand what Hu Mei'er said at all, and Ji Feng just sat on the ground motionless. After watching it for a while, she felt it was too boring, so she curled up on the sofa and fell into a daze.

The things she had experienced in the past few days were so exciting that she could hardly react. The ordinary people around her suddenly turned into extraordinary people, and very extraordinary people at that.

Brother Yu was already a legendary figure, and now he has become even more legendary. He is so legendary that even he dare not get close to him. Although the two of them are still close, they feel that the distance between their hearts is getting farther and farther.

Although he is close at hand, he seems to be unable to touch him at all. He is completely like a fictional character, standing at a height that is difficult for ordinary people to reach, looking down at him like a god.

And Zhou Youmeng, his sister who had always loved him, turned into a mysterious practitioner in the blink of an eye. He originally thought that the two of them were very far apart, but now they are even further apart. They are like one in the sky and the other in the sky.

On the ground, if Gu Yu is the clouds in the sky, and Zhou Youmeng is the wind supporting the clouds. When the wind blows, the clouds cannot live without the wind, and the wind cannot live without the clouds. The two of them have already become one.

Hu Mei'er, a person whose beauty has captivated the whole country. When all the men in the world see her, they can't help but salivate. Her beauty is unmatched by anyone, whether it's Zhou Youmeng or the former Jin Lanning.

, can't compare with her, let alone myself, and Hu Meier is a mysterious existence. No one knows where she jumped out from, or what she wants to do when she stays with Gu Yu, but she can see it.

, Hu Meier definitely has love for Gu Yu, but Gu Yu actually doesn't even pay much attention to such a beautiful woman in front of him, let alone a yellow-haired girl like herself. In his eyes, she can only be his sister.

.

And Jifeng was even more unexpected. He was struck by lightning and did not die, but instead became a person whose whole body was electrified. This cannot be explained from any scientific point of view, but it is precisely because of these magical features that a person can become a person.

He became even more mysterious. The ordinary person he once was has now become extraordinary. Perhaps in the near future he will become a cultivator like Xiang Gu Yu. This has undoubtedly made him farther away from himself, and now several people around him have become extraordinary.

Ordinary people, but I, a normal person, seem a little abnormal.

Lan Ruier shook her head with a wry smile, and suddenly found that there were many things in this world that she didn't know, and there were many things that she had never been exposed to before, but these things suddenly appeared in front of her eyes, even digestion and

There was no time for acceptance, which really made me breathless. Although I usually laughed and laughed, more often than not, I was alone thinking about these irrelevant issues. Sometimes my head hurt, but

I couldn't figure it out, I had always received a traditional education, but these things completely messed up this tradition.

For example, everyone knows that there is a force on the earth called gravity. Everyone knows that when an apple is ripe, it will fall from the tree and hit Newton on the head. However, she saw Hu Meier falling from the ground while meditating.

The floating scene completely violated the definition of gravity. This was also what she was puzzled about. How many things in this world could not be explained by science? How many unknown things were there in this world?

She also wanted to understand the matter, but she didn't know how to speak. Every time everyone talked about this aspect, they would remain silent and seemed to take it into consideration. Maybe this was the law of their so-called cultivation world.

"Hey, silly girl, what are you thinking about again? You are so absorbed in your thoughts..."

Just when Lan Rui'er was lost in thought, someone suddenly slapped her head. Lan Rui'er jumped up from the sofa in fright, but the subsequent cry of pain completely awakened her consciousness.

The person who photographed him was none other than Brother Yu, whom she kept thinking about in her heart.

Gu Yu covered his chin and looked at Lan Rui'er with tears in his eyes: "Hey, Rui'er, didn't I just pat your head? Are you using it so cruelly? Ouch... My chin is almost touched.

You dislocated your joint."

It was okay if Gu Yu didn't say it. As soon as Lan Rui'er said it, her forehead started to hurt.

"It's all your fault. Who told you to take a picture of me suddenly? I didn't know that I was thinking about something. My soul was traveling. What if I was scared to death by you? You still have the nerve to complain about pain. Look, my forehead is swollen.

." Lan Ruier said, covering her forehead with her little mouth raised and tears in her eyes.

Guyu's chin bumped hard, but seeing Lan Rui'er's appearance, he quickly smiled and said: "Haha, um, Rui'er, it's my fault, come on, take your hand away and let me see."

Lan Rui'er puffed out her cheeks and her little mouth was so curled up that it could hang a vinegar bottle. She sobbed and said, "It's all your fault, it's all your fault..."

Gu Yu said with a smile: "Yes, yes, it's all my fault, it's all my fault, come on, take your hand away, brother, look at it, oh, it's really swollen, oh, it's such a big bag, no, my p~~ is disfigured." Gu Yu said with a smile.

As he spoke, he sprayed Xingzi with spittle on Lan Ruier's face.

Lan Ruier suddenly stopped and tears rolled out of her eyes.

"You know how to bully me, why do you always bully me..."

When Gu Yu saw it, he felt dizzy. He hated seeing girls shed tears, but he didn't expect that Lan Rui'er, who had always been laughing and joking, would suddenly burst into tears, and he immediately panicked.

"Well, Rui'er, don't cry, don't cry. It's all Brother Yu's fault. Brother Yu shouldn't have teased you. Does your forehead hurt? If Brother Yu blows on you, it won't hurt anymore."

Gu Yu helped Lan Rui'er wipe the saliva from her face and the tears rolling down her eyes, then raised her mouth and blew gently on Lan Rui'er's forehead.

"Rui'er, I'm just teasing you, why are you crying? When you cry, it breaks my heart. Stop crying." Gu Yu said at a loss.

Seeing Gu Yu's appearance, Lan Rui'er couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Gu Yu was stunned for a moment, then suddenly slapped his head and said, "You stinky girl, you are playing with me, Yaya, I didn't expect that I would be punished by you."

Lan Rui'er raised her mouth and said dissatisfiedly: "Who told you to scare me? Can't I scare you? Huh, this is called repaying the other person with his own way. Huh, let's see how dare you do it.

Don’t dare to scare me again.”

Gu Yu breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I wasn't really scared by your tears just now. Okay, okay, I won't scare you again in the future."

Lan Ruier smiled and said: "That's pretty much it." She suddenly thought of something and said: "Brother Yu, is there really a big bump on my head? It's so ugly, why didn't I touch it?"

Gu Yu's face became very serious. He pondered for a moment and opened his mouth with difficulty, but nothing came out.

Seeing Gu Yu's expression, Lan Rui'er suddenly became at a loss and said with a crying voice: "I really have a big bump on my head, I'm really disfigured..."

Gu Yu's face suddenly brightened, and he said with a smile: "No, there are no marks on your forehead at all, it's still as smooth as before."

Lan Ruier was slightly startled, looking at Gu Yu who had turned around and ran into the kitchen with a dark look on his face, then screamed and rushed into the kitchen.

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The fourth update is here. I’m done with my work. Please be early tomorrow. Oops, I’m really tired just to make up for yesterday’s work. I will definitely not do such a thing again in the future.


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