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【17】I can’t eat hot noodle soup in a hurry

Jiu Xian didn't care whether Gu Yu understood it or not, he shook out all the methods of meditating and practicing Qi!

Gu Yu memorized it while thinking about its meaning, and he was able to understand most of it.

This was also thanks to the fact that Gu Yu had taken the Foundation Establishment Pill before. After a night of attack, Gu Yu's five senses were sharper than before and his memory was better. Afterwards, after the baptism of Immortal Zui, there was a deeper improvement, so

That’s why he is so knowledgeable and strong in memory.

After the wine master finished speaking, he saw Gu Yu frowning as he digested what he had said. He couldn't help but smile knowingly, and without interrupting, he just sat aside and started drinking.

After a while, Gu Yu woke up from his deep thoughts. He glanced at the Jiuxian beside him who was drinking a small amount of wine and could not help but curled his lips and said: "Master, I want to fully understand this knowledge for a while."

It's impossible, so I thought, while I was practicing Qi and meditating, I was looking through things, but I really didn't understand that I was asking you, are you okay?"

The wine master smiled and said: "How can this work? Do you think practicing is like eating barbecue? You can eat and drink while waiting for the boss to serve the food? Besides, I have to trace the whereabouts of the Yin and Yang chakra during this time. Where can I

I have time to guide you!”

Gu Yu smiled bitterly and said helplessly: "Master, what do you want me to do?"

Jiu Xian chuckled and said: "This is easy to handle. You meditate and practice your Qi first. I will leave you a phone number. That is the secular phone number of our Qingcheng Sect. If you need anything, you can call them and ask them!" Then he made a phone call.

To Gu Yu.

Gu Yu was stunned for a moment, and after writing down the phone number, he said with a smile: "Now that technology has developed, the cultivation sects have also used technological products. Not bad, not bad. I thought that the cultivators were all savages living deep in the mountains and forests. It turns out that they are also popular.

Why don’t you buy modern things! Master, why don’t you give me your mobile phone number or QQ number, and I will contact you directly then!”

The Jiu Xian glared at Gu Yu fiercely and cursed with a smile: "A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory! How can a cultivator use these secular things? This phone number is the secular phone number of Qingcheng Mountain. If you call it, there will be a Taoist priest who does his job.

Answer."

Gu Yu touched his nose and said with a smile: "Hey, master, I understand!"

The Jiu Xian nodded, stood up from the ground, stretched, shook the wine gourd in his hand and said with a wry smile: "The Immortal Drunk I got from Tianyun Mountain just yesterday was finished so quickly, eh...

"

Gu Yu also stood up from the ground and asked: "Master, where is Tianyun Mountain today? Why have I never heard of it?"

The wine master was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "Well, ahem, this is a long story. Let me tell you this, there are actually many unknown realms in this world, and there are many dangers in them that ordinary humans cannot avoid.

The places we set foot in, such as the Bermuda Triangle and Shennongjia, are the entrances to mysterious realms. Mortals' bodies are too weak and they will die if they enter, but cultivators are different. They have powerful body protection and can freely enter and exit these realms.

Domain."

Gu Yu couldn't help but was speechless: "This is too fantasy. I always thought that the Bermuda Triangle produced these mysterious times either because of the magnetic field or the black hole. But now that the master said this, it turns out that this is the truth. This is also

It’s incredible!”

The Jiu Xian smiled slightly and said, "What's the point? When you become successful in practicing Qi, the world will be very different when you look at it! Haha, you can experience it for yourself."

The wine master looked at the sky and couldn't help being surprised: "Damn it, it's already so late. How amazing is it that I forgot the time while chatting with you. Disciple, master has something important to do and has to leave for a while.

Just meditate and practice your Qi, and when the master comes back, I will teach you the way of cultivation."

Gu Yu saluted and said: "Master, you can go with peace of mind, I will meditate and practice Qi."

The Jiuxian was about to leave when he suddenly thought of something and said: "Disciple, there is one more thing I must tell you. This way of cultivation is inherently against the natural cycle and is not tolerated by the power of God. You must not do it."

You should expose yourself indiscriminately in front of others, let alone rely on the gains from your practice to harm others, otherwise you will be punished by God!"

Gu Yu naturally understood the pros and cons, and Diandian promised: "Master, just go with peace of mind. Disciple, just obey!"

The wine master nodded, facing the afterglow of the setting sun, he suddenly burst into laughter, and then turned into a golden light and flew into the distance.

Seeing that the Jiuxian turned into a golden light and disappeared in an instant, even Gu Yu, who was very nervous, was shocked by this sudden change. At this moment, the last trace of doubt in his heart completely disappeared, and he finally believed it completely.

After everything the wine master said, he let out a long sigh and stared blankly at the setting sun at the horizon, with a myriad of emotions in his heart.

In my mind, I was thinking about how I would fight with swords after completing my cultivation. I was thinking about how I could seduce all the beauties in the world with my skills. I was thinking about how I could unify the cultivation world and make the whole world tremble when I stomp my feet.

Upper Class.

However, Gu Yu also knows that all this is an illusion. If he wants it to be true, he will have to work harder.

Even so, when Gu Yu thought that in the near future, he would be able to fly in the sky like his master and realize the dream of flying into the sky that he once thought was unrealistic, he was as excited as if he had taken stimulants and couldn't help but dance!

When people passing by not far away saw this scene, they couldn't help but look sideways, as if they were seeing something Western, and they gathered around with interest.

"Honey, what do you think that child is doing? Oh, don't duck your back, it looks really scary." An old lady, holding a vegetable basket, frowned and looked at Gu Yu who was dancing in the garden.

"I don't know, maybe I won five million, so I'm excited! Don't worry about other people flashing their waists, just watch the road carefully." An old man wearing reading glasses stared at the newspaper in his hand.

He said without raising his head.

"Is five million so easy to win? I think the young man's proposal was successful, otherwise why would he be so happy?" the old lady said, bumping the old man's arm.

"Haha, you know?" The old man raised his head and looked at the old lady with a smile.

"He was like this when you proposed to me successfully..." The old lady said, her face turned red.

The old man looked lovingly at his wife who had been with him for decades, and couldn't help but reveal a smile of relief: "Forty years, haha..."

"Yeah, forty years..."

"Hey, what do you think that guy is doing? Isn't he a lunatic from some hospital?" Not far away, a pair of fashionably dressed men and women came over with their arms around each other. The man pointed at Gu Yu and said with a smile!

"It's very possible, but why does this guy look so familiar to you? Hey, isn't that the man who was almost trampled to death at the corridor entrance at noon today?" The man's face suddenly turned from sunny to gloomy.

"Let's take a look, eh, it's really him. His footprints are still there. Could it be that he broke his head at some point and is now sick?" The woman stood on tiptoe and looked into the garden!

"No way, we have all stepped on him today. If we are really stepped on and our brains are damaged, we will not be able to escape the relationship. Let's move quickly, nnd..." As he said that, the man pushed the enchanting woman towards the building.

Run to the intersection!

"Come and see, there's a psycho here..."

"It's so fun, haha..."

"Push harder!"

"Up and down..."

"Left, left, right..."

"..."

After a while, Gu Yu realized that he was surrounded by a large group of people who didn't know the truth. He couldn't help but look embarrassed. He glanced at these people secretly. His convulsive movements finally calmed down a bit, and finally he started acting fake.

Come exercise, shout slogans in a low voice, and run out of the crowd!

"One, two, three, four, two, two, three, four, three, two, three, do it again!"

"Exercise every day is good for your health, hey hey hey, you are healthy and don't get sick, hey hey hey..."

Gu Yu ran up to them, waved to everyone shamelessly, and said loudly: "Comrades, for the sake of your health, and for the sake of old people and young people getting sick, rush forward..." As he said that, he rushed in like a flying horse.

He walked down the corridor, leaving behind a bewildered crowd of onlookers.

"Is this a sport?"

"have no idea!"

"Could it be boxing?"

"have no idea!"

"Isn't this too exaggerated?"

"have no idea!"

"Did you eat shit?"

"have no idea!"

"Damn it, besides saying you don't know, what else can you say?"

"have no idea!"

"Fuck, you're just kidding me...beat him..."

Only a crisp slap was heard, followed by a wailing sound like a slaughtered pig...

Gu Yu quickly ran into the unit where he lived, and then rushed up to the eighth floor without taking a breath. He opened the door and got in. He closed the door tightly like a child who had made a mistake, and then went to bed.

Made it to the ground!

"nnd, it's a good thing I'm smart, otherwise my reputation in this life would be ruined by my impulse!"

But when I thought that I had finally stepped into the path of cultivation, I felt excited, but I didn't dare to do the same amazing thing as in the garden!

He stood up from the ground with a groan and murmured: "The way of cultivation, hehe, let's start with practicing Qi and meditating, but now there is a more important thing to do!" As he said that, he rushed into the kitchen!

Suddenly there was a burst of intense percussion music in the kitchen!

Within a moment, a bowl of shredded pork noodles with full color, flavor and flavor appeared in Guyu’s hand!

Gu Yu, who hadn't eaten all day, was already feeling thunderous in his stomach. He swallowed hard and said with a smile: "nnd, you can't practice on an empty stomach while cultivating. If you meditate and practice Qi on an empty stomach, you won't become an immortal before.

I'm so hungry!" He said, picking up a piece of hot noodles with chopsticks, and before it cooled down, he sucked it into his mouth like a starving ghost reincarnated!

"Wow... so hot..."

"nnd, I'm so impatient that I can't eat hot noodle soup. Oops, my mouth..."


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