After coming out of Dihao, although Gu Yu was still a little bit worried about the expense this time, things had become like this and he couldn't help it. Fortunately, there were two beauties accompanying him, chatting and laughing, and soon it was over.
Forgot about this.
Gu Yu knew that there was a Happy Disco KTV on this street, and the facilities were considered first-class.
So I entered Happy Di and opened a large private room. After putting a bunch of guys who were drunk or pretending to be drunk into the private room, the singers started singing and the drinkers also started drinking.
Amid the instigation of Xiang Su, who was drunk and shouting, Gu Yu, the "longevity boy", was also pushed to the forefront of the limelight.
"Brother Yu...sing for everyone..." Jifeng leaned on the sofa and yelled with his tongue hanging out.
"Yes, let Brother Yu sing a song for everyone!" Lan Rui'er also shouted to avoid chaos.
"But I'm not very good at singing..." Gu Yu said with some embarrassment.
"Sing……"
"Sing……"
Hearing what Gu Yu said, everyone had no room for explanation. They all knocked on the table, clapped their bells, and shouted for Gu Yu to sing.
Gu Yu hesitated for a while, and then asked weakly: "What song do you think I should sing?"
"Sing it tight..." Xiang Su also cheered.
Although Xiang Su's cry was not loud, it was like a thunder in summer, which made everyone scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.
But what made everyone even more depressed was that Gu Yu actually coughed slightly and walked to the computer karaoke station to start operating. The meaning was self-evident.
"Halo, this song can't really exist..." Jin Lanning's little face turned a little crimson due to the alcohol, and her proud figure became more attractive under the colorful flashlights, like a ball of exploding flames, getting more and more
The burning is more intense.
"There can't be one. The title of the song is so obscene. How could there be such a song? Even if it exists, it is banned in ktv. Some time ago, such a beautiful song as "Hand in Hand" was banned." Qiao Xin
Nuo said while looking at Gu Yu who was tinkering at the singing booth.
"I think it might be true. Look at Brother Yu's seriousness, maybe he really got it out of him." Looking at Gu Yu's thick tiger back, Lan Ruier's eyes became increasingly blurred, and her words became a little softer.
At this moment, a familiar music sounded from the speakers. Unexpectedly, it was "Chicken" from the Auntie era.
During the Auntie era, a girl group from a certain country became popular because of the song "Chicken", but because of their poor conduct and the fact that there were nine members in the group, they were nicknamed "Nine Chickens" by unscrupulous netizens.
Gu Yu held the microphone tightly with both hands, looking very solemn.
"Ah ha, take four or five hundred, the hair is so wet when it flies! Five nights, fifty thousand to stay up all night..." As soon as the first sentence was sung, everyone sprayed.
Gu Yu didn't seem to hear anything, and his body slowly swayed to the music: "Buy egg rolls, press shit! Come and collect the money, ah, ah, come and do it!"
"Come and play mahjong. Farmers and peasants don't laugh. Mature girl Lao Qi feels the power and keeps doing it." Suddenly the whole private room was boiling, and even the drunk people jumped up from the sunken sofa.
"Pig, pig, pig, pig, get squashed!" Even Ji Feng, who had always been indifferent, sang along with Xiang Su and Gu Yu.
"Oh, you don't know me. What I inserted was not lettuce. I sprinkled bird feathers on it and told my uncle to eat rice cakes."
"Pig, pig, pig, eh, eh, eh, eh!" The three of them actually imitated the moves from the auntie era on the screen and danced those classic moves.
"He's cooking a pot of porridge and carrying it all away. If the big dick gets to you, you can beat your girl."
"Pig, pig, pig, pinch a piece of sugar cane and beat you to death."
"Get some cold eggs and mix them with glycerin, and the cool girl is making steamed buns in the dream of Dakeng."
"Pocket pockets are covered with blue roads, half price and half price to make you laugh, do it, do it, do it." The three of them raised their fingers and nodded at the others, then turned around gorgeously and continued to sing: "Fuck it hard, fuck it.
When you get tired, there you go, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" The movements are so standard and consistent, as if they have been carefully rehearsed.
"Then I'll pinch you, pinch you, and fuck your balls, cock, cock, cock, cock." Then he imitated the movements inside and jumped, and suddenly the people below burst into laughter again.
"I'll step it up, Ouye, I'll fuck you harder, oh yeah yeah!" When the three girls heard the harmonious lyrics, their pretty faces turned red, but they must have heard of this nonsense song too.
It's a song, otherwise why would my mouth open and close, although it's very quiet, but it's always very expressive.
…
Even the guy from the bakery outside opened the door and poked his head in to see what was going on, but of course he was kicked away by Qiao Xinnuo.
"My sister dragged that tie, and that painful old man sucked his breast."
"Five nights, stay up five nights!"
But as soon as he heard such a familiar melody, more and more heads came in. Qiao Xinnuo simply opened the door of the private room, allowing these sneaky guys to openly watch Gu Yu's three treasures.
Unexpectedly, these three people, who were already extremely high, didn't care about the crowd of onlookers, singing and dancing happily to themselves.
"Brother, my brother and I will open a bottle of wine at the bar."
"Pigs are satisfied with you, how can you still ignore Yin Dao?" As soon as I sang this, the whole room was filled with the sound of vomiting blood. The lyrics were too harmonious and exaggerated. I don't know how this transliterator could be so talented.
"Half price and half price will make you laugh, just do it, do it, do it."
"Then when you get tired after doing it hard, oooh oh oh oh oh!"
"Then I'll pinch you, pinch you, pinch you, and make your balls, cock, cock, cock, cock!"
"If I step up the fight, Ouye, I'll fuck you hard, oh yeah yeah!"
This very difficult song was finally sung amidst the laughter and whistles of the Three Stooges and a large group of onlookers who did not know the truth.
Some buddies were still unwilling to leave and encouraged Gu Yu to sing again, but Gu Yu was just trying to catch a duck and was pushed to the front by these unscrupulous guys. Now that he has completed the task, he naturally threw away his hands and was enjoying himself. He was still willing to continue singing.
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By the time Qiao Xinnuo dismissed the onlookers, Gu Yu had already drunk several bottles of beer with Qiao Tai.
But what Gu Yu didn't expect was that this beautiful senior sister actually tore off the mask of disguise, and suddenly turned from a dignified student union president into a playful little woman. She was in full swing with Gu Yu and others, and she sang so well.
Comparing who's funniest.
But I can’t blame Jin Lanning for this. Regardless of her family background or herself, whether in school or in society, she is a respectable person. She usually treats people with humiliation and submissiveness, but in this 20 to 30 square meter KTV private room
, facing these familiar faces and such a warm atmosphere, it was impossible for her to remain calm.
"You brat, come here, come here, let's go first with my sister." Jin Lanning held the wine glass and shouted to Gu Yu with a big smile.
Gu Yu shyly approached Jin Lanning and said with a smile: "Hey, senior sister, you are still high today. Why, do you want to go with me?"
Jin Lanning's eyes were drunk, her red lips that were dripping blood came to Gu Yu's ear, and she exhaled like a blue breath: "Bad boy, isn't sister giving you face? If it wasn't your birthday, I wouldn't be too lazy to drink."
Jin Lanning's words are indeed correct. She never drinks alcohol on weekdays. Not to mention the nobles, even the king of heaven can't make this beauty raise a toast. Only one person, Gu Yu, this bastard, gives her a headache.
The big boy made her drink from the cup without anyone asking her to drink.
Gu Yu naturally knew Jin Lanning's temper. He chuckled and said, "In that case, I'd like to thank my senior sister for the favor."
Jin Lanning glanced at Gu Yu and said with a smile: "Well, come on, let's have a drink with my sister." After saying that, she clinked Gu Yu's glass hard, then raised her head, and the whole glass of wine was filled by her.
After finishing the drink, some wine foam dripped from the corners of her mouth, flowing down her snow-white neck and onto her towering breasts. Even the air was filled with the scent of temptation.
Gu Yu suddenly felt that this senior sister who had always taken good care of him was so beautiful and dazzling. Why hadn't he noticed it before? The senior sister didn't seem to have a boyfriend. Do I... Thinking of this, Gu Yu sneered.
, I wish I could give myself a big mouth, I would actually have such dirty thoughts about my senior sister, what a beast.
Gu Yu licked his dry lips, laughed dryly and said: "I didn't know that senior sister has such a good drinking capacity, hehe..." As he spoke, he impatiently swallowed the beer in the glass, sat down with his face turned, and never looked at it again.
Looking at Jin Lanning, I was deeply afraid that I would fall into Jin Lanning's beauty just because of that reluctant glance.
Jin Lanning drank the beer in the glass without leaving. He sat next to Gu Yu, took Gu Yu's arm and said with a smile: "Bad boy, I'm so happy today! Well, I've never been so happy." There seemed to be something in the corner of his eyes when he said it.
Tears flashed: "It would be great if I could be like this every day."
Gu Yu felt a warmth coming from his arm, and he couldn't help but feel shocked, and his whole body became hot: "Senior sister, what's wrong with you!" Seeing Jin Lanning's appearance, he felt something was wrong in his heart.
Jin Lanning's face was flushed, and he looked at Gu Yu and said with a chuckle: "No, it's nothing, I'm just very happy, from the bottom of my heart. Haha, today is your 22nd birthday. Ha, I feel a little stuffy here,
Do you want to go out with me to get some fresh air..." He said and looked at Gu Yu expectantly.
Gu Yu pulled the collar close to his chest, nodded slightly and said, "It's a bit hot, okay, I'll go for a walk with you."
After saying that, he stood up and said to Qiao Tai on the side: "Brother Qiao, you drink first. I think my senior has drunk a little too much. I will take her out to freshen up and wake up."
A sly smile appeared at the corner of Qiao Tai's mouth, and he waved his hand and said: "Okay, you go, you go, don't worry about me, I will pick up Jifeng and drink it later, you two can go and 'blow the wind' without worries, haha..."
Guyu's mouth twitched unnaturally, and he glanced at Qiao Tai speechlessly. He didn't expect that this strong and honest-looking guy would become so evil after drinking. He didn't bother to explain, so he stood up and smiled.
He smiled, waved to Lan Ruier and Qiao Xinnuo next to him, and then led the drunken Jin Lanning out of the private room.
Lan Rui'er originally wanted to go out with her, but Qiao Xinnuo stopped her and said, "What are you doing? They are going out to blow the air, are you a light bulb?"
When Lan Rui'er heard what Qiao Xinnuo said, her little mouth raised even higher: "Then, they..."
Qiao Xinnuo wanted to tease this cute girl, so she said nonchalantly: "What are they going out for? Why are you so anxious? Could it be that you like Brother Yu?"
Lan Rui'er didn't say anything, but there was a hint of imperceptible bitterness in her eyes. She picked up the drink on the table and started drinking the wine blindly.
Seeing Lan Ruier's appearance, Qiao Xinnuo understood. She shook her head and thought to herself: He is so good, why are everyone so fascinated by her? I can't figure it out...
