Chapter 699 The head iron Sima Yi, I need to clean up!
Chinese army tent.
Lu Xuan was looking through the information, which was all about veterans of the Han Dynasty.
Politics is about governing the world, but politics is also about human affairs. Only by grasping human affairs can we arrange many things. If even the basics of human affairs cannot be arranged well, many things will not work.
Therefore, Lu Xuan wanted to understand the situation in the DPRK.
Not only the veterans of the Han Dynasty, but also many talents under Cao Cao. Lu Xuan was familiar with history and knew that Xun You, Xun Yu, Guo Jia and Cheng Yu under Cao Cao had outstanding abilities. In fact, there were many less well-known people,
Also capable.
This requires Lu Xuan to understand and arrange.
While Lu Xuan was busy, there was a sound of footsteps, and a soldier came in and said: "Your Majesty, Sima Fang is asking for an audience outside the camp."
"pass!"
Lu Xuan gave an order.
He was a little surprised that Sima Fang came again not long after he left.
Is there something wrong with Sima Yi?
Lu Xuan waited. After a short time, he saw Sima Fang entering the camp and saluted: "Sima Fang, pay your respects to the King of Wu."
Lu Xuan said: "Sima Gong left and came back. What happened?"
Sima Fang looked solemn and said sternly: "Reporting to the King of Wu, I'm afraid the dog Sima Yi's coming to work with the King of Wu will be delayed for a while. This boy is sick and is bedridden and has not yet recovered."
Lu Xuan raised his eyebrows.
really!
Sima Yi is as good as ever at pretending to be sick.
Historically, when Sima Yi faced Cao Cao's call, he chose to pretend to be ill and was unwilling to take up his post. It took seven years, which made Cao Cao angry, so Sima Yi started to do things.
Sima Yilin was getting old. In order to paralyze Cao Shuang, he once again used the method of pretending to be ill, which stabilized Cao Shuang and made him relax his vigilance, and finally made a comeback in one fell swoop.
Lu Xuan summoned him, but Sima Yi pretended to be ill again.
It's really human nature.
It was, and it is now.
Lu Xuan sneered in his heart, Cao Cao asked Sima Yi to hide for seven years, Lu Xuan is not that kind of person. When doing things, Lu Xuan pays attention to slaps in the face, and takes care of people, and does not like to raise unruly people.
You put up the shelf for me, and I'll take it down.
If you want to test me, I will make you vomit blood.
Lu Xuan narrowed his eyes slightly, looked at Sima Fang, half-smiling but not smiling, and asked: "Mr. Sima, I heard that Sima Yi is in good health, why did he suddenly become ill?"
Several generations of the Sima family have longevity genes and are in excellent health.
Sima Yi's grandfather, Sima Jun, lived to be eighty-four years old and died two years ago. In the late Han Dynasty, people in their eighties were the longevity stars. It was more common to die in their forties or fifties, and even in their sixties,
Consider longevity.
Sima Fang lived seventy-one years in history, which is considered a long-lived person.
In history, Sima Yi lived to be seventy-three years old. He survived Cao Cao, Cao Pi and Cao Rui, and Prime Minister Zhuge Liang, and finally made a comeback with his longevity gene.
Sima Yi is alive and kicking, not a sick person. It would be fine if you don't understand Sima Yi, but Lu Xuan knows Sima Yi well, and Sima Yi's little thoughts are too obvious.
Sima Fang was stared at again.
My heart skipped a beat.
He looked quite nervous, and when facing Lu Xuan, it seemed that all his thoughts had been penetrated.
This pressure is greater than facing Cao Cao.
Sima Fang gritted his teeth and replied: "Reporting to your Majesty, the dog is suffering from wind paralysis. This disease is very troublesome. Although he can eat and drink, he is in pain all over and can only lie in bed to rest."
"Especially in the past few days, he has suffered unbearable pain in the joints of his limbs and cannot walk normally. Currently, Lao Chan is looking for a doctor to treat Zhongda. Once his illness is cured, he will come to work for King Wu and obey King Wu's instructions.
Dispatch."
Sima Fang bowed and said: "Please come to King Wu Haihan."
Lu Xuan's eyes were brighter than ever before, and he nodded: "In that case, you can go back."
"Here!"
Sima Fang answered immediately.
Seeing that Lu Xuan had no attitude, he was even more unsure because Lu Xuan's statement was too simple.
Sima Fang felt uneasy and said again: "It is Zhongda's blessing that the king favors you, and it is also the honor of our Sima family. However, Zhongda's body cannot move normally, so he has to bear the king's reliance."
Lu Xuan waved his hand lightly.
Seeing Lu Xuan's indifferent attitude, Sima Fang felt more uneasy, but when Lu Xuan waved his hand, he could only bow and retreat.
Lu Xuan looked at Sima Fang's leaving figure and smiled softly.
Sima Yi has an idea.
In other words, Sima Fang was also hesitant.
In this case, let's have a play and see who can't hold on in the end?
Lu Xuan thought briefly and said: "Xu Chu!"
"exist!"
Xu Chu strode in.
Lu Xuan ordered: "You go to the military doctor to decoct the medicine. You want to clear away the heat and eliminate the fire. Drinking the medicine will cause severe diarrhea. The medicine should be effective quickly. After decoction, bring it to me.
, I have something to tell you when the time comes."
"Here!"
Xu Chu clenched his fists and responded.
He always followed Lu Xuan's orders. After hearing the arrangements, he made them without thinking.
Half an hour later, Xu Chu came back.
Xu Chu held a large bowl of steaming black medicine in his hand and said: "Your Majesty, the medicine is ready, where should it be used? The doctor said that even animals, let alone humans, can carry this large bowl of medicine.
Can’t live.”
"As long as you drink it, you will soon have diarrhea and discomfort. It is definitely a miracle medicine for clearing away heat and reducing fire. The doctor also said that this kind of medicine is exclusive to him. Most people can prescribe such medicine, but it does not have this effect."
Xu Chu said naively: "The general wanted to get more, so he prepared a big bowl."
When Lu Xuan saw the big bowl that looked like a small basin, a bright smile appeared on his face.
Well done Xu Chu.
Lu Xuan ordered: "Put this bowl of medicine in a food box and immediately send it to Sima's house for Sima Yi to drink. I recruited him to do some work, but he pretended to be sick and couldn't come. In this case, let him calm down the fire."
, this bowl of medicine will help his wind paralysis."
When Xu Chu heard Lu Xuan's words, he became angry and said: "Your Majesty, I will kill the shameless person like this. Why do you have to be merciful?"
Lu Xuan glared at Xu Chu and scolded: "You know nothing, the world is not about fighting and killing, being in power is not about fighting and killing, and doing things can't be just about fighting and killing. Tell you this, you don't
Got it, let’s make arrangements, you have to watch him drink it with your own eyes, do you understand?”
Xu Chu said loudly: "Don't worry, Your Majesty. I'll leave this matter to the general, and I'll make sure not a drop is left. If Sima Yi does this to a shameless person, the general knows best how to deal with it."
"Go ahead."
Lu Xuan waved his hand.
"I will finally retire!"
Xu Chu saluted and left with the medicine.
Lu Xuan looked at Xu Chu's leaving figure with a smile on his lips. Sima Yi wanted to pretend to be sick and also suffered from wind paralysis. He wanted to see how long Sima Yi could last after taking the medicine.