Chapter 710 Deadpool: Pink Bunny Man?! So familiar, dead
Chapter 710 Deadpool: Pink Bunny Man?! So familiar, the dead memories started to attack me!
In Dracula's castle.
The vampire king's banquet has begun, and tonight's guests are the immortal mercenaries and the demon king of the mountain.
"I think I would agree more with you if there were tacos at the party."
"By the way, one more thing, I'm asking again and again, is this wine?!"
Wade picked up the wine glass in front of him, with a strange expression on his pitted face.
"Yes."
"Dracula's wine, the best wine, she seems to be very happy drinking it."
Dracula refers to Bogon.
The little bit of wine in the red crystal container was not enough for the Mountain Demon to rinse his mouth.
And all the delicacies served by the vampire servants on the table were swallowed by Bo Gang.
"..."
Dracula's magic was activated, and while the vampire king's eyes lit up, his will was poured into Wade's mind.
"Are you still going to hire me?!"
"Wade Wilson."
Dracula said with satisfaction.
Dracula should take action too!!
It's just that there is a new boss in front of him, and Dracula needs to be given some face.
"I lost my shadow, great vampire king, my new boss, can you help me find it?!"
With no place to go, Wade took Yamanoha to the underground of Manhattan. Who would have thought that the Monster Metropolis is still there.
About the onion that took away the shadow, and... Francis, Francis' pink bunny boy.
Wade finally asked a key question.
"Before you kill Laura and the others."
"But I prefer eating big fat bugs. After adding salt, the juice tastes great!"
He has many children.
Dracula waved his hand and spoke lightly of an address that inspired Wade's memory fragments.
They carried the large-inch high-definition display to the lobby and skillfully connected the equipment.
"Oh, you want to hire me, now..."
"Anyway, no problem, I'll pick up your fiancée."
Dracula showed the fangs at the corners of his mouth. The vampire's servants are all over the world, and there are his monster scouts in the tunnels that lead to the underground.
The Vampire King said to Wade, Dracula's tone was unprecedentedly tough and could not be refused.
People worshiped her and lifted giant worms sprinkled with salt into her mouth. The filling feeling was amazing.
It's really different from others.
Wade nodded calmly.
"Oh, this is really a strange atmosphere."
At this moment.
"The Demon Lord seems to be no exception."
"no problem."
Wade let go of the knife, pointed at his head with one hand, and said to Dracula with a smile on the other hand.
"I have long admired the name of Moonlight Moria, who controls the zombie army to attack Manhattan."
Wade drew the knife cleanly and put the blade on his neck, still looking playful and smiling.
"You know, even if you are Count Dracula, you can't do this."
"I didn't expect vampires to still watch the evening news, or that you could stay up late and watch the midday theater together?!"
"This marriage will unite the entire monster world and end the grudges that the monsters have been brewing for centuries."
"My magic will be more convenient, but if you want to save a little effort, you can also use human technology."
"oh!"
All the terrifying monsters in all the stories will regard him as their king.
"Maybe you can, um, you know... subtract Laura and the others from my first installment of employment?!"
"Sure enough, only you, the immortal and crazy Wade Wilson, can complete my mission."
"Why haven't you done anything yet?!"
"certainly."
"Oh, sorry."
"Great!"
no way.
Wade was so shocked that he almost spit out his tongue. It was so disgusting.
Wade glanced at the Mountain Demon proudly. They were now bound. There was no reason to use the previous price.
"Well, what's the problem?!"
Wade threw away the wine glass casually. He was actually not a guy with aristocratic etiquette.
Even Mephisto has to give him face, and besides, it's just the incarnation of the scarlet devil.
"oh."
"My shadow must be related to this. I have investigated something before..."
He said with a pity look on his face.
Whether it's the devil of hell or a strange monster, as long as it exists in the story.
"Why."
Wade asked a good question, but Dracula was not prepared to answer, he just said calmly.
…
"The current master here is a vampire, and as the common master of all vampires."
"I said before that this is the "best wine", I thought you could understand."
"If you are willing to eat, there are plenty of them in the monster world and they will surely fill you up."
"What kind of meat is this? It tastes good when chewed."
Wade tapped Bo Gang with his thumb, indicating that the lady he now had had a bad temper.
But it is truly a terrifying and weird existence.
Dracula sighed, his momentum just now was interrupted, obviously the surging feeling had just come out.
The Demon Lord also likes to speak on behalf of others, just like the Holy Lord from Valon to Kingpin.
"Not even Mephisto can invade my territory."
This is a rare dish that ordinary people will never be able to eat. It belongs to Count Dracula's cuisine.
"Compared to finding the shadow, I think it's okay not to remember these little things."
“Awesome.”
"Wow."
It’s incredible. The monsters’ vitality is so strong. How did they survive the Three States Rebellion?!
"Regarding the appearance of Mephisto, the magic soil of hell covers this land, which indeed brings some trouble to Metropolis."
"Damn it!"
The master of the world called monster should be Dracula.
Dracula pressed the remote control in his hand, more like a white-haired uncle living in an old castle.
The Vampire King looked at the demon in front of him, a terrifying existence that came to life like a huge mountain.
He and Bo Gang had already blended in and out too many times, and it was a deep and intimate relationship.
"Look into my eyes...you have to do what I say."
"I have always been very serious about relationships...she will be angry."
"If I can subvert your thinking by simply suggesting magic, then you will be useless to me."
Human scientific creations appeared in Dracula's castle, and Wade was stunned on the spot.
Wade stood up and walked to Dracula. He wanted to have a good talk with the king.
"Oh, what a strange little test."
Dracula spoke bluntly, and Wade replied without any care.
While Sister Bo Gang was praising her, she recalled the time when the demon king ruled the earth.
And...a new killer on the list of underground killers going to Afghanistan!!
Even if her human servants are controlled, are they still unmoved?!
etc……
The Vampire King's banquet is not over yet, neither Dracula nor Yamanoami Tsuyoshi are in a hurry to set off.
"Wow, I took a sip... Oh my God, this is blood!!!"
Wade tilted his head and tried to explain this clearly. Employment is a very serious matter.
At the same time, he squinted and looked at Dracula sideways with his rotten head.
Dracula is not afraid of the devil's shadow.
"Before that, let's take a look at the excitement of the human world."
"No, boss, I thought we were imitating the storyline of some old movie, about horror and twisted love stories or something."
And Wade.
At this moment.
He died at the hands of Wade Wilson, but the Vampire King showed no anger or sadness.
The Mountain Demon sat on a large stone chair that rarely matched her huge size, and put a complete charcoal-grilled giant wolf into her mouth with her small paws.
Dracula raised his glass, and the vampire king laughed happily.
"Okay, just leave it there."
Wade put the silverware in his hand on the table, held a huge steak in one hand and stuffed it into his mouth.
"I'm getting married."
"This throne is not that easy to sit on, and not everyone expects the peace that this marriage will bring."
"ha?!"
"Oh, it's not important."
Dracula said calmly.
Don't refuse anyone who comes.
"Isn't my suggestion magic useful to you? It has obviously been activated successfully."
strangeness.
It requires a marriage between the vampire family and the monsters.
"I always feel like this reminds me of something?!"
Wade approached Dracula, regardless of the vampire king's unhappy expression because of the smell on his body.
but.
"However."
…
"real?!"
The premise of all this.
He has more vampire descendants, and one or two died, which is nothing to make a fuss about.
The mountain devil is so delicious that Wade really can't afford it without finding a big dog owner.
"But apart from the upside-down bats I saw, there isn't even a hair here. Doesn't the Vampire King need plants in his castle?!"
Dracula was stunned for a moment, then accepted Wade's crazy thinking, and at the same time, he raised the corner of his mouth into a smile.
"What's more, now we have the arrival of the Demon Lord."
Wade hit his head in great distress.
…
Taking this scene in the castle was like "a job interview from the King of Vampires" to Wade.
"I wanted to avoid appearing too rude and thought of finding a potted plant to pour the 'wine' out of."
Wade said indifferently, and at the same time he pointed to the empty place under his feet.
Dracula took a glance, and the servants cleared away the debris in the castle. His loyal vampire descendant died.
Dracula called his servant again, and a furbolg that looked like a wild man appeared.
"That was before."
"desert."
"etc."
Oops, dead memories are starting to attack me.
Dracula came back to his senses and looked at Wade again, who was holding the knife.
Dracula frowned slightly, showing a hesitant expression.
"It's been a long time since I tasted it."
Sister Bo Gang was a member of the family attending the event.
"A small experiment."
Dracula said, looking at Tsuyoshi Yamanonami who was still eating and drinking.
"I have heard of your name and know that you have some extraordinary talents, so I asked my servant to send you an invitation."
Military satellite support provided by the blood descendants of the human world allows Dracula to stay at home.
"Afghanistan must be a good place. I will go and bring your bride back, but I want to add a little to the reward."
Wade randomly wiped the oil on his mouth, then spread his hands to express his innocence.
"I mean, with the mess outside now, even New York is gone."
Dracula put down his wine glass, tapped his fingers on the table, and then looked at Wade.
About shadow.
"In front of me, your eyes are a little too presumptuous. Tell me something."
"However……"
"I am the master of the monsters!!"
This annoying mercenary is really hard to like.
The Fantastic Four, Lord Doom, and even the Dragon Legion above the Monster Metropolis at this time, on the Hudson River next to Manhattan!!
The world is very chaotic, but it is also very wonderful.
"Vampire's psychological suggestion skills seem to be of no use to me. Ever since I "graduated" from some damn weapon modification project, I have become immune to mind control."
The coming of the devil king, the wantonness of the ultimate iron man.
The Water Demon now has a family of Atlantis, and the false king Atuma is Bazaar's most loyal believer.
"It seems that the relationship between you is extraordinary. As far as I know, most demons from hell will choose human contractors."
"In fact, before we came, I thought you were all dead."
"Honestly."
"You don't have to worry about me making mistakes, because I will let my dear ones come with me."
Dracula was right.
The extraordinary life, the demonic aura that devours everything, does not belong to the devil in the hell dimension.
fine.
"Uh-huh."
Dracula started talking about business.
"A new force spreading in the Caribbean may be related to the Moonlight Moria you are looking for."
"It's just a wolf beast from the realm of hell."
"Um...where is your fiancée?!"
Dracula did not explain to Wade how he protected the world of monsters when the devil king came.
"I've always done this when I was in trouble. It's very reliable."
"Our beautiful lady hasn't finished her meal yet, so there's no rush to start the mercenary mission."
"There is a small area in the Afghan desert. She is waiting for the day when her family will come to hold her hand and marry me."
"So you still have to hire me. But now it's different from before. My price is very high."
After all, this involves a large amount of remuneration and the future food of his family.
"Shadowland."
Different from Dracula's excited tone, this guy looked at the wine glass in his hand suspiciously.
Wade's eyes immediately lit up, and he eagerly drew out his two swords, ready to go.
He has an appetite as terrifying as a mountain, so he doesn't worry about whether there are any traps in it, he just eats the delicious food in front of him.
"hey-hey."
"Damn it, is this the benefit of not sleeping? It's so enviable."
"Pah, pah, pah."
"Awesome, awesome."
The vampire king sitting on the throne has the pride and nobility of a king.
Memories of Wade's efforts.
"I can't even control my brain, hahaha."
"You have lived for a long time, and you need to keep pace with the times."
Wade applauded in a very perfunctory manner.
"I see."
Some secret information cannot be hidden from Dracula either.
Dracula's sudden question interrupted Wade's frantic thinking, and his memory evaporated again.
At first, I had the mentality of giving it a try.
"Don't resist, follow Dracula's order...use the broken knife on your back, slit your throat, and commit suicide in front of me!!"
Wade remembered the price he wanted most, and he made new demands on Dracula.
Not only does he want to become the king of vampires, he also wants to become the master of all monsters.
"The task is very simple, you must bring my bride back!!"
"Usually other people hire me to kill others. This is the first time I've seen such a unique little request. It's so simple."
Wade said with a big grin.
…
Wade showed no resistance and acted like he was about to commit suicide by slitting his throat, which only gave Dracula a headache.
He can see situations all over the world without even using his blood magic.
"Pioneer Technology."
"I'm not familiar with this name, but... gods, humans who dare to bear the name of gods!"