Wade patted his head and loaded the remaining bullets in his body.
"Nine, ten, eleven, twelve bullets, plus one life, stop the car!"
"ah?"
Dauphin subconsciously stepped on the brakes.
The taxi suddenly made a screeching sound from its tires.
"Twenty-seven dollars in total."
"I never carry a wallet when I work. This will ruin the beautiful lines of my uniform." Wade touched his body. His tights didn't look like there was room for a wallet, and then turned around and said:
He said seriously, "How about we give a happy high-five."
"OK."
High five success.
"Merry Christmas!"
Wade opened the car door and prepared to get out of the car.
"Happy Tuesday and April to you too, Mr. Deadpool."
Dauphinde held the steering wheel and waved his hands with a bright smile.
Just based on the advice Mr. Deadpool gave him before - about Gita and cousin Bandu.
He felt that twenty-seven and five dollars was not a big deal here.
Who makes him and Mr. Deadpool think alike?
…
Leifield Road and Nisiaza Road are busy with traffic.
Wearing a red tights, Wade sat on the guardrail, swinging his legs, drawing portraits of his mortal enemies that he thought he looked particularly similar to, while music played from the old-fashioned radio next to him.
"Hey yeah, I want to ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss tonight..."
In the distance, several black Mercedes-Benz G500s were speeding by.
"Oh~ the bad guy is here."
Wade smiled brightly.
"with full force!"
The next second, he jumped up, stretched out his arms, and the top-down impact directly shattered the top window.
"Hey, where's Francis?"
Wade waved his hand in a friendly manner.
Several people in the car were stunned for a moment, and then a look of fierceness appeared in their eyes.
The bearded man on the left punched out, pointing directly at the head.
"What? What do you want to do?"
Although Wade kept talking incessantly, his waist suddenly twisted to the left, his left foot moved forward and left, and his right uppercut went straight to the bridge of the bearded nose.
boom!
There seemed to be a sound of broken nose bones exploding in the car, and at the same time, accompanied by a scream, several other people flew toward Wade at the same time.
He turned sideways and swept his right arm out. The moment he was about to touch the fat man on his right side, his arm struck him in the chest with an elbow.
The fat man felt a tightness in his chest and his vision went black. He fell into the back seat and fell unconscious.
At this moment, Wade noticed that his left leg was being hugged by someone, and at the same time, a strong wind came from his ears.
He bent his left elbow to block, and with his held left leg as the center of gravity, he suddenly kicked his right foot underneath the enemy. In an instant, a scream like a slaughtered pig resounded through the car.
At the same time, the fat man who had fainted also came into use.
Wade picked up the fat man with both hands and threw him directly towards the big man sitting in the driving seat.
"Target shooting."
Then he flipped backwards and threw the fat man into the rear compartment.
I don’t know whether the rear compartment was not closed properly in the first place or whether it was knocked open by the fat man. I saw him holding on to the rear bumper of the compartment tightly and not letting go, shouting loudly for help.
"Help!"
Listening to the heartbreaking cries for help, Wade laughed out loud when he looked at the miserable appearance of the fat man.
"Ha~"
suddenly.
A bald man swooped over and pressed Wade's head tightly against the back of the driver's seat.
"Luxurious Corinthian leather."
Wade still looked indifferent. In the next second, he turned left with an elbow and kicked the bald man behind him away.
"I'm looking for Francis, have you seen this man?"
Wade took out the painting he had just painted.
However, these guys were like invincible Xiao Qiang, flying up like crazy.
"Oops, did I forget to turn off the stove when I went out?"
While Wade was thinking about it, he easily dealt with these idiots.
In the chaos, the Mercedes-Benz crashed into the highway railing on the side. Immediately afterwards, only continuous bangs and bangs were heard. In the blink of an eye, more than a dozen cars collided with each other, sending smoke and dust everywhere.
Heaven.
The roar of the helicopter's propellers was heard, and the female anchor's voice was heard on every TV and radio.
"Big news, a series of car crashes occurred on the cross-city highway this morning. The chaos further escalated into a gun battle. The resulting traffic jam prevented the police from reaching the scene. Citizens are advised to stay at home. Armed attackers are very dangerous, and
Wearing red clothes, all import and export highway activities are temporarily closed..."
…
Xavier School for the Gifted.
"Damn it, Deadpool!"
When Colossus saw the news of the shooting, he was eating breakfast. When the thug in red tights appeared, he subconsciously clenched his fists and smashed the table hard, and his face became quite ugly.
"Warhead, let's go, we have a mission!"
"Colossus, wait, what are you worried about?" Warhead chased after him from behind.
"I gave Deadpool so many opportunities to join us, but he would rather act like a little kid, but he is still a fully armed kid. When will he be able to mature and understand what it means to be a member of the X-Men?
benefit."
Colossus was going to be furious at this time. If Deadpool could behave better and stop causing big trouble, he would be able to calm down for a while.
But Deadpool is like a time bomb, something will always happen if he is left outside. Only by being included in the X-Men and watching this madman every day can Colossus feel at ease.
When he opened the door of the villa, he suddenly seemed to remember something again, his steps suddenly stopped, and then he turned and walked towards the backyard.
"Why are you going?"
Warhead looked at Colossus blankly, why did this big guy think about going out and leaving the door here and running to the backyard?
"Go find Tina. Her abilities can come in handy. I will never let Deadpool go this time!" Colossus said seriously: "And if we fight together, maybe we can make her understand us better X
War police, so that you can turn from darkness to light and join us."
"Join us?" Warnhead heard this and curled his lips without comment, "Tina is organized, how could she join us?"
"What is the Emperor Foundation?" Colossus curled his lips in disgust, "I've never heard of it, and if you join the X-Men and become one of them, there will be many benefits."
"What's the benefit?" Warnhead raised his eyebrows and couldn't help but complain, "Is it the same tights that everyone wears, or is it a house that explodes every few years?"
"Please." Colossus explained seriously, "The school explosion will only make us stronger. By the way, have you had breakfast? Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."
Colossus said, handing the protein bar in his hand to Warhead, "Here, the protein bar is good for your bones. Deadpool might want to break your bones."
"Well, I think you're overthinking it."
Warnhead looked at the protein bar in his hand with black lines on his head and put it into his pocket.