Various dishes were served. Tan Laoxi smelled the taste, took a bite, and said: "Not bad, it tastes so damn delicious. Hey, Lao Luo, you are lucky to have a good apprentice...Mom
Yes, why don’t I have such an apprentice? It’s so fucked up!”
Luo Jie said: "Eat it, can't such delicious food stop your mouth?"
Tan Laoxi stopped talking and started eating like a storm. He ate all the large dishes in a few minutes. He wiped his mouth and said: "Damn, it's really delicious, but there's just too little..."
"
Qi Nanshan scolded: "You are a pig! This is talisman food, not pig food. Do you eat like this?"
Tan Laoxi said pitifully: "Twelve, another one? I won't give a fuck this time, I will eat it slowly!"
This was the first time for Guo Twelve to see such a living treasure. He nodded and said: "And, Grandpa Tan, you can just eat it." He asked the waiter to bring another portion.
Tan Laoxi said: "Hey, I'm envious, I'm jealous!"
Luo Jie asked: "What?"
Tan Laoxi said: "I'm jealous that you have a good apprentice! Damn it, why didn't I find it... Forget it, I'll keep eating. This taste... tsk tsk, it's really fucking tempting."
The waiter brought another portion. Tan Laoxi was polite at first, and then he ate like crazy. He ate two portions, while the others only ate half of one portion. He looked at Guo Twelve pitifully again.
, said: "Hey, Twelve, what kind of meat did you use? Why haven't I eaten it? Want another one?"
Guo Twelve was also speechless. He suddenly said with a smile: "Grandpa Tan, it's gone. Otherwise... I haven't eaten this portion yet, so I'll give it to you."
Luo Jie couldn't help laughing, Qi Nanshan said: "It's fun."
Tan Laoxi grimaced. Guo Twelve’s move was even worse than scolding him. In any case, he is the elder, how could he snatch the food of the younger generation, and said: "Lao Luo, your apprentice... is very insidious! Damn it.
, Haha, it can make me feel weak, good!”
This guy is like a lunatic. Guo Twelve couldn't figure out how the master and Grandpa Nanshan could have such friends.
Tan Laoxi said: "Let me serve big meat and noodles with broth!" He sighed: "Lao Luo, you can't let me starve, can you? Isn't that fucked up? I came as a guest... and I starved to death in the end.
, Oops, it’s so unpleasant..."
Luo Jie cursed: "This is simply unreasonable! How can there be a guest like you? Give him a big food bowl! Just treat it like feeding pigs!"
Tan Laoxi suddenly softened, and he said with a smile: "Don't be angry, I'm not joking... Haha, stop fucking, you don't know about my temper..."
Luo Jie said: "Of course I know, but it's useless if you know it. If you don't make the person jump with anger, it's not over! Damn it, if you keep talking nonsense, I will beat the person!"
Guo Twelve looked at Tan Laoxi with admiration.
Tan Laoxi asked: "Little guy, what are you looking at me for?"
Guo Twelve said: "Grandpa Tan, you are really awesome. This is the first time I have seen the master curse someone like this, haha."
Tan Laoxi said proudly: "It's a pity that I can't beat him, damn, otherwise... I could make him cry."
Guo Twelve couldn't help laughing. This old man didn't have a good impression on him. He wondered why the master was friends with such a person. He asked: "Grandpa Tan, is the food I cook delicious?"
Tan Laoxi said: "It's so damn delicious!"
Guo Twelve said with a smile: "Grandpa Tan, since it's delicious, shouldn't we reward Twelve?"
Tan Laoxi's face froze and he said: "By the way, Lao Luo, this time we go to the Secret Realm of Wild Beasts together... You know, those bastards from our inner sect, if I go with them, I will be angry
Damn it, they are all a bunch of fucking guys!" He deliberately refused to answer Guo Twelve's words. If he were an ordinary kid, he would really be pissed off by him.
Guo Twelve felt very unhappy. He was just joking at first, but Tan Laoxi's behavior made him a little annoyed.
Luo Jie smiled but did not answer. He pointed at Guo Twelve. Qi Nanshan said directly: "Don't interrupt, Twelve is talking to you."
Tan Laoxi seemed to have reacted just now and said: "Damn it, my ears don't work well as I get older. Twelve, what did you say?"
Guo Twelve asked with a smile: "Grandpa Tan, do you have bad ears?"
Tan Laoxi nodded repeatedly and said, "Oh, I am old and my ears are not good... what did you just say?"
Guo Twelve's voice suddenly became very low, and he said: "I said... you are a shameless old stick, a shameless old thing, you just pretended to be dead after eating something from a junior..." Then he said loudly:
"Grandpa Tan, I didn't say anything!"
Tan Laoxi's face turned blue and white. Being scolded by a junior, he couldn't calm down. He said, "You scolded me?"
Guo Twelve said with a smile: "Which ear did you hear?"
Luo Jie couldn't help but laugh. Qi Nanshan knocked on the ground hard and laughed wildly: "Haha, aren't your ears hard to use? Haha, hahaha!"
Guo Twelve whispered: "Anyway, you can't hear me. If you curse, just curse! If you curse, it's in vain! You are disrespectful and shameless old ruffian!"
Tan Laoxi finally understood that the most difficult person to offend here was Guo Twelve. But he couldn't lose his temper yet because he said he couldn't hear it. If he could hear it, then his previous actions were very rude. No matter what,
, it is indeed outrageous for an elder to treat a junior like this.
Because he was reluctant to part with a gift, Tan Laoxi deliberately pretended to be stupid. Who knew that he got angry and was scolded, but he didn't dare to get angry, which made him extremely uncomfortable.
"Oh, damn...it's so damned...you're so cruel!"
Guo Twelve stood up calmly and said: "Master, Grandpa Nanshan, I'm going back first."
Luo Jie smiled and said: "Go, go."
Qi Nanshan said: "Go to rest early."
Tan Laoxi opened his mouth to say something, but Guo Twelve simply ignored him and turned around and left. He couldn't help but slapped his thigh and asked, "Is Twelve angry?"
Luo Jie smiled and said: "He is not angry, he just ignores you, and he is a child, so he will embarrass you no matter what."
Qi Nanshan said happily: "Lao Xi, to be honest, it doesn't matter if you offend me or the old man. Hehe, if you offend our family, you will suffer."
Guo Twelve was not angry, and he didn't care about the gift. He just wanted to liven up the atmosphere. Who knew that Tan Laoxi was so stingy, which immediately made him feel very boring, so he gave him a casual trick to make him feel uncomfortable.
Stop relying on your old age and showing off your old age.
Tan Laoxi whispered: "Damn, did I go too far just now?"
Luo Jie and Qi Nanshan nodded at the same time and said in unison: "Yes!"
Tan Laoxi made a bitter face and said, "Damn, I didn't mean it..."
Luo Jie smiled and said: "Twelve is not that stingy, haha, but you should avoid provoking him in the future, otherwise... you will suffer. Don't blame me for not reminding you."
Tan Laoxi was a little confused and said: "How old is he? Why should I suffer?"
Qi Nanshan said seriously: "How old? Tell you, ten years old! Have you ever seen a ten-year-old master?"
Tan Laoxi felt cold and said: "Okay, let's not talk about this. Let's go to the Wild Beast Secret Realm this time. I heard that the lottery this time is good, it is an ancient talisman." He suddenly became serious.
.
Luo Jie said disdainfully: "It's the same old thing again."
Tan Laoxi said: "This time, it's worse than the same old thing. Damn it, those guys don't know what they were thinking. They found an ancient talisman that no one can use. Isn't this a lie... Damn it.
Got it!"
A golden light flashed in Luo Jie's eyes. He learned from Guo Twelve that the more unusable the ancient talisman, the more likely it is a real spiritual talisman or a real ancient talisman, which is a good treasure. He asked calmly: "Oh,
What kind of ancient talisman is it? You are a great beast talisman master, have you seen that talisman?"
Tan Laoxi said: "Of course I have seen it. I fought so hard for that talisman. In the end, the sect leader made the decision and gave it to a big beast spell master from the inner sect. As a result, that guy couldn't use it at all. He said it was
A useless talisman. Everyone tested it and it was of no use at all, but everyone agreed that it was an ancient talisman, but it just lacked the driving spell.
Luo Jie could almost conclude that it was a talisman of more than a real treasure talisman. He suppressed his inner excitement and said: "Originally we didn't plan to participate, haha, but since Lao Xi is here, let's go and have fun.
, anyway, we should go back after a few months."
How did Tan Laoxi know that Luo Jie had so many twists and turns in his belly? He said: "Okay! It's settled! Damn it, you guys are the strongest now..."
Luo Jie asked: "Besides that ancient talisman, what other rewards are there?"
Tan Laoxi said: "A hundred of the best talisman horses!"
Luo Jie asked in surprise: "Is it the fu horse raised by the inner sect? The best war horse in your west fu sect? Why are you willing to bring it out this time?"
Tan Laoxi said: "Because the artificial breeding of fu horses has been successful. Although the fu horses have not reached the level of fu beasts, they are extremely powerful and can really travel two thousand miles a day. Haha, even I am very proud of it."
I want it! If we can win, we will share the hundred horses equally!"
Qi Nanshan said unceremoniously: "Impossible! Distribute according to the number of masters!"
Tan Laoxi jumped to his feet and yelled: "Fart! Damn it, I'm the only fucking master... How many masters do you have here? How about a fart..."
Qi Nanshan sneered: "Yeah, you are the only fucking master, how can you win? Oh, when we win, you will share half of it, why don't you grab it? Damn it, you really think you can get it just because you are a ruffian.
Everything, just dream!"
Tan Laoxi shouted: "No, I want at least one third!"
Luo Jie said calmly: "It wouldn't be bad if we go alone, or find Wu Yanyan..."
Tan Laoxi was stunned for a moment, and he said calmly: "Hey... Lao Luo, aren't we friends? As for this?"
Qi Nanshan smiled and said: "Don't do this, distribute according to the number of masters, and forget it if you don't do it!"
Tan Laoxi scratched his head vigorously. After a long while, he finally gave in and said: "Okay, okay... just count according to the number of masters! Damn it, why are you so unlucky recently! By the way, how many masters do you have?"
Luo Jie suppressed his laughter and said: "We don't have many masters. Dashan and I are masters..."
Tan Laoxi said: "Well, two, and your apprentice, three in total?"
Luo Jie said: "It's still a little bit short...there are also Xiaofeng Great Talisman Martial Master and Luo Jing Great Talisman Martial Master..."
Tan Laoxi's expression changed. Luo Jie continued: "Twelve is the Great Talisman Master. He brings the Eagle Demon Great Talisman Martial Arts Master, and the Luo Zhan Great Talisman Martial Arts Master. Let me calculate... there are seven masters in total!
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Qi Nanshan laughed loudly and said: "The seven masters...should be able to win, right?"
Tan Laoxi wailed: "Fuck...fucked...seven? Seven!"
Luo Jie said: "No, it should be eight masters!"
Tan Laoxi almost went crazy. He screamed: "Why the hell is there still a bastard master? Where did this shit come from?"
Luo Jie said with a smile: "Including you... there are exactly eight!"
