Chapter 43 The relationship between Wu Dalang and a certain countryman
Ouyang Yun's words were so unartistic and showed no self-restraint at all. Hua Zhi and others looked at him in surprise, wondering why Director Ouyang, who had always been so affable, had changed. They also looked at the veins on his forehead** Dofeiyuan quickly understood Ouyang Yun's thoughts, but there was one thing that puzzled everyone. Among them, Hua Zhi was perhaps the most curious. He asked: "Director Ouyang, will you give medicine to Japan?" What is the relationship between this person and Wu Dalang, and who is Wu Dalang?"
Ouyang Yun said calmly: "You can ask Mr. Doihara."
Hua Zhi thought for a while and then asked: "Mr. Doihara, who is Wu Dalang?"
Doihara was feeling insulted and angry at this time. When he heard Hua Zhi's words, he was stunned, and then instinctively responded politely: "Wu Dalang is a character in the Chinese classic "Water Margin"." His eyes flashed. Then he got a bad intention and said: "This man is a typical loser. He is ugly and short. He finally got a wife. But in the end, hey, he was cuckolded by his wife, and he still got it because of it." Death, Director Ouyang, do you feel that Wu Dalang can very well represent you Chinese people, the sick man of East Asia, haha."
As soon as Doihara's words came out, he immediately aroused the indignation of all the Chinese people present. Everyone looked at him angrily.
But Ouyang Yun also laughed loudly, making everyone think that his head was broken. He said to Hua Zhi: "Mr. Hua Zhi, let me tell you a story."
Hua Zhi expected that this story would be very exciting. Without it, Ouyang Yun would be at a disadvantage. He smiled and said, "I am willing to listen attentively."
"Yes, Wu Dalang was killed by his wife, but do you know that historically, Pan Jinlian and Wu Dalang once had a son."
"Oh." Everyone's curiosity was aroused. Doihara looked at Ouyang Yun with doubts in his eyes. What on earth did he want to express?
Ouyang Yun said slowly: "Because of the trouble at home, you can imagine how Wu Dalang's son felt. Because of this, when he became an adult, he went overseas alone, and ended up on a small island. According to historical records, this island is Honshu Island, have you noticed that among the countries in East Asia, the people of a certain country are the shortest in stature, and there are many bow-legged people in the country. Why? Because they are the descendants of Wu Dalang. Needless to say, Wu Dalang's figure is because he walks all year round. In the streets, there is no doubt that his legs are ring-shaped. Everyone knows the national flag. It is just a big sesame seed cake spread out on a big rag. Haha, this behavior of a certain country seems to be quite commemorative to the ancestors. , but now the various actions they have taken against Naizu’s homeland really make people wonder whether it is because of the water and soil problems there that their conscience has greatly deteriorated."
"Ah." "Haha." "Haha,..." The audience's ability to understand is fast or slow, and the laughter burst out one after another. Doihara and other Japanese people's reactions were also fast and slow. Junko Sakaya was the first to hear it. No, he was so angry that his face was livid, and the anger in his eyes could almost melt iron. Then, Doihara roared angrily: "Bagh Yalu, Ouyang Yun, you are going too far." After saying that, he stood up and stretched out his hand. He touched around his waist and found nothing. Then he remembered that the pistol had been confiscated before entering the venue.
Ouyang Yun was the only one who didn't smile. He watched Dofeihara's actions quietly and regretted why he was prohibited from bringing guns in. Otherwise, he could justifiably kill Dofeihara, the old bastard.
Hua Zhi also laughed when everyone started laughing, but it was not until Gu Lianyun explained on the way back that he understood the reason why it was so funny. His first reaction was to grin, and then said solemnly : "Miss Gu, Ouyang Yun is a terrible person. If such a person exists in your country, it will be very difficult for the Japanese to encroach on North China."
Gu Lianyun felt extremely sad in her heart. Just when Ouyang Yun told the joke, she clearly saw the eyes of Mei Lanshu standing on the rostrum flashing with a look of extreme admiration. She could have said proudly: This man is hers,
After the export quota is determined, it will be a bid for the domestic share. There is basically no suspense about this. The major domestic forces have sent people to contact them a long time ago. Some are looking for Song Zheyuan, some are looking for Ouyang Yun himself, and some are looking for Zhang Zhen or through Yu Xuezhong approached Li Tieshu. Jiang Shuren had discussed this issue with Ouyang Yun when he was still in China. He was worried that he was young, energetic and idealistic, so he told him that there was no need to worry about this and that he would complete primitive accumulation first. Ouyang Yun thought I think this is the truth. With my current ability, it would be good if I could take good care of the Renqiu area. There are 400 million compatriots in the country. He really doesn't have that ability, so don't worry about it.
The bidding ceremony for the domestic share was therefore a bit like a formality. It was destined to be boring. However, the addition of Doihara caused a slight stir in the gradually dull venue.
Doihara, who was not willing to suffer a disastrous defeat in the export quota, was so imaginative that he participated in the bidding again as a business representative of the Puppet Manchukuo State.
Ouyang Yun originally wanted to be happy and not overly stimulate the old turtle, but he was already ready to leave. Seeing that he had come to his door to ask for sex, he naturally would not let him go. He smiled and asked Doihara: "That's right, Manchukuo Business Representative, where did Manchukuo come from?
This is the domestic sales share. Does Mr. Doihara mean that your country is ready to admit the fact of invading the three northeastern provinces and prepare to withdraw from the occupied territories? You are welcome to welcome it. If this is the case, I can give special approval."
Doihara was ready to be beaten as soon as he saw Ouyang Yun's smile. Hearing what he said, his heart skipped a beat. He regretted why he didn't bring it up during the export bid, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to word it like this. No. Resigned to failure, he said: "Director Ouyang, haven't you considered the people in the three northeastern provinces? They will also get sick and injured, and they also need penicillin."
Ouyang Yun answered without thinking: "If we Chinese are still Chinese, they will naturally enjoy the treatment of nationals. If they consider themselves so-called Manchus, wouldn't there be a puppet government and the masters behind it? Mr. Doihara, if not If you find it troublesome, you can help me convey this."
Doihara glanced at him bitterly and walked away, thinking in his heart: Ouyang Yun, Ouyang Yun, it seems that you are really impatient with life. Do you really think that you are invulnerable? He was determined to solve this serious problem. Determination,
The investment conference was a complete success. Dofeihara's "cooperation" added a touch of humor to it. Also due to Dofeihara's role, Ouyang Yun was able to show off his rhetoric, which left a deep impression on the Chinese and foreign representatives attending the meeting. Many people, especially those representing local forces, began to re-evaluate him, so that they could introduce the most authentic Ouyang Yun to their boss after returning. Of course, everything has advantages and disadvantages, and Ouyang Yun certainly suffered from this. She had grabbed the limelight, but it also caused some troubles for Xiangyan. Gu Lianyun didn't talk about her for now. The man's wonderful performance was a real torture to her. The woman's heart was sour now that she could make pickles. After the meeting, , as the host, the beautiful girl Mei Lanshu came to the stage on a first-come-first-served basis. She immediately resumed her identity as a reporter and blocked Ouyang Yun on the stage. She flashed a pair of big black eyes and asked innocently: "Mr. Ouyang , is it true what you just said about the relationship between Wu Dalang and a certain countryman? There is really a record in the history books."
Ouyang Yun couldn't help but laugh. He didn't dare to say that he got it from the Internet before traveling through time. He asked half-truthfully, "Then do you hope it's true or false?"
Mei Lanshu laughed: "It must be a lie, but if you think about it carefully, it does make some sense. The Japanese flag is indeed just a big sesame seed cake spread on a torn rag." As she said this, she laughed even harder. Then he chuckled and said, "And that figure and bow-legged figure are really a reflection of Wu Dalang's descendants."
With Mei Lanshu as an example, other girls and reporters gathered around one after another, and soon formed a dialogue circle centered on Ouyang Yun.
Perhaps it was because of his beauty that Ouyang Yun chuckled and felt unusually relaxed. He whispered in her ear: "You are very smart. It is indeed a lie. But don't tell other people. Let them look up the history books."
His words tickled her ears. Mei Lanshu didn't know whether it was from embarrassment or happiness. Her face was red all the way to her ears. She also lowered her voice and said, "It's really strange to talk about it. Why are there so many Japanese people?" They are bow-legged, isn’t it because they all inherited the tradition of Nozu and like to hawk on the streets?”
Ouyang Yun Dale, this girl is quite humorous, he said: "Of course not, don't the Japanese like to sit cross-legged? That should be the reason."
The scene where the two people were mumbling seemed quite ambiguous in the eyes of others. Reporters and girls could say it was okay, after all, Mei Lanshu's appearance was there, and China has had many legends of heroes and beauties since ancient times. , but some people still couldn't stand it anymore. Gu Lianyun had been pretending to be paying attention to Ouyang Yun. Seeing this scene, she just thought that this guy had a strange change and fell in love with someone. He snorted and walked out. She was Hua Zhi's driver. Hua Zhi originally wanted to talk to Ouyang Yun about other things, but he had no choice but to follow him out.
For Gu Lianyun, Ouyang Yun really wanted to get over it from now on, but as time went by, he found that this was not a simple matter. Perhaps it was because he felt her attention that he seemed to be particularly close to Mei Lanshu. After making out, when he saw her leaving, he sighed quietly, feeling a little sad in his heart.