A fat official and a young man wearing a strange blue official uniform stared at each other like a cockfight. Thousands of people around him who were queuing up to receive food all looked sideways, wondering which of the two officials was bigger and who could win. Whoever you suppress will determine whether you can receive the food or not.
The fat official said coldly: "This strangely dressed man must be the food envoy, right?"
Su Jin scolded: "You already know, why do you ask this? There is so much nonsense."
The fat official didn't expect that this young man would be unkind when he opened his mouth. He was stunned. Even though he was greeted with greetings in the officialdom on a daily basis, even though his stomach was filled with hatred, he remained friendly on the surface. How could he be like this kid who scolded him without any hesitation? conventional.
The fat official was filled with anger, and he suppressed it and said: "My official, Huainan East Road Warehouse Secretary Gou Dasheng, is being polite. I came to Yangzhou to inspect the warehousing market..."
Before he finished speaking, Su Jin interrupted: "Who cares about your official position? What does your coming to Yangzhou have to do with me? There is no need to report it to this envoy."
Gou Dasheng became angry and shouted angrily: "You are really rude, I am a warehouse secretary all the way, why should I report anything to you? I just want to say a few words to you for the sake of being an official in the same dynasty. If so, I will The officer has nothing to say to you."
"If you don't have anything to say, don't say it. It's a shame for me to serve as an official in the same court as you." Su Jin said lightly, his eyes as sharp as a hawk, staring at Gou Dasheng's fat face.
Gou Dasheng said angrily: "Bah, what the hell, do you still think you are an official? Look at what you are wearing, it doesn't look like you are an official. Do you think you are a person? Nope. Let me ask you around. Officials think you are a joke. You are an impotent little envoy who only works as a last-minute errand. How dare you make such a noise here? It's so damn funny."
Su Jin laughed and said: "Yes, I am a rank-and-file official, but I want to ask, can you control me? I am a rank-and-file official who is under the supervision of a holy superior, but you are a rank-5 official." A high official only has a lot of people in charge of you, are you convinced?"
Gou Dasheng was speechless for a moment. He suppressed his face until he turned red before he managed to say: "Don't be complacent. You have already committed a severe sentence by running a military ration relief operation. I can't control you, but I can manage things. I need to open an official warehouse." After approval from the Lucang Division, let alone the opening of a military ration warehouse, not only does it need approval from the Lucang Division, but it also needs to be reported to the two and three divisions for joint solution. You are still proud of yourself even when you are about to die. I really don’t know where you are. You have the courage to come."
Su Jin smiled and said: "I'm so scared of people. I will be scared to death by you. I am the food envoy appointed by the emperor. All matters related to food are handled easily. I don't care whether you have military or civilian food or two or two." Fucang Secretary, I am on an errand, but if you step out of my way and offend me, I won't be polite."
Gou Da was so angry that he had no choice but to talk to the idiot in front of him. He shouted loudly: "Where are the generals of the defenders here?"
Pan Jiang hurriedly came over to greet him, and Gou Dasheng shouted angrily: "Who allowed you to privately let others open military warehouses to benefit the people? How many heads have you grown?"
Pan Jiang cupped his hands and said: "This... the special envoy has brought the official documents from the Song Prefecture. Even in a humble position, I act according to orders and dare not disobey." Pan Jiang was so aggrieved that he thought to himself: I even got a slap in the face for this. Now another person came to ask questions, but today he was no longer a human being.
Gou Dasheng said angrily: "Master Song's official document? Doesn't he know that this official document needs to be submitted for approval before it can be acted upon?"
Pan Jiangdao: "I don't know, this little one is indeed the work of an adult, and it is also stamped with the seal of Yangzhou Prefecture. How dare you disobey this humble position?"
Gou Dasheng said: "Don't tell me this. I order you to close the official warehouse immediately and drive out all these people. You must collect all the other grains that were released to me. Otherwise, you will
We’re in big trouble.”
Pan Jiang cursed in his heart, "You two officials have made it difficult for me to be a man in the middle." To put it lightly, take back all the damn things. The common people took the grain and cooked it when they got home.
Eat, not even a grain is left? Why don’t you take a fucking knife and rip your stomach open?
But seeing Master Kuangsi's anger rising to the sky, how could he say these words, he had no choice but to nod in agreement, turned around and shouted: "Close the barn door, stop distributing rice, fellow villagers, please go back. Did you hear what Lord Kuangsi said?
If you put rice, I will lose my head."
Su Jin shouted: "Pan Jiang, how brave are you to disobey my order?"
Pan Jiang said in astonishment: "Mr. Envoy, it's not like you didn't hear what Mr. Cangsi said. This..."
Su Jin shouted: "His words are words, are my words just farts?"
Pan Jiang spread his hands and said: "How about teaching me how to handle errands? In this way, I will stand aside and the two adults can discuss it."
Pan Jiang turned around, facing the two of them with his buttocks, and stood in the corner. His posture was very clear, you two bite, I will listen to who wins.
Su Jin nodded and said, "That's fine, I'll discuss it with Mr. Kuangji."
After saying that, he walked up to Gou Dasheng and looked at a purple whip mark on his fat face and said: "Gou Cangsi, the injury on your face is not light. Why did you slap the whip on your face so carelessly? I
It hurts so much just looking at it.”
Gou Dasheng said angrily: "Who is that...that guy who hit me just now?"
Everyone searched around to see if there was any trace of the man. Dynasty had already disappeared without a trace under Su Jin's signal.
"Come on, go get that assassin and attack the imperial official. Is this a good thing?" Gou Dasheng shouted.
More than a dozen of his men looked at each other and thought to themselves: Where are we going to get this person? They have already disappeared without a trace. Do you think they are in the Shouzhou Prefecture of the Huainan Road Administrative Office? You can hide in a dog hole for more than half an hour at the same time.
Find out, this is Yangzhou.
Gou Dasheng glared and said, "Why don't you go?"
Su Jin laughed and said: "Idiot, let alone whether you can find him or not, what if you find him? The whip belongs to you and is in your own hands. If you hit others but you are not good at it, you will hit yourself.
How can you blame others for this? They didn't touch your whip at all, they just touched your hand. Could it be that Mr. Kuangji is a young lady who has not yet left the cabinet, and he can't even touch your hand?"
The people laughed loudly. It was obvious that the little envoy was deliberately teasing the evil official. The people's eyes were sharp and their emotions were simple. They would turn to anyone who was kind to them. They saw two things.
Face to face, the people present naturally sided with Su Jin.
Gou Dasheng gritted his teeth and shouted: "Why are you laughing? If you laugh again I will peel off your skin."
The common people were so frightened by his ferocious look that they quickly fell silent. Su Jin sneered and said: "Good job. Mr. Gou is good at bullying the common people. His official power is greater than the emperor's dragon power."
Gou Dasheng said: "These idiots stole the grain from the official warehouse, and they even got together and smashed them up a few days ago. If you don't treat them as bandits, it will be an advantage for them. There is no need to be polite to them."
Su Jindao: "No wonder you are so cruel to the defenseless people. It is precisely because of evil officials like you that our country in the Song Dynasty will never be clear. To put it bluntly, you are worse than a pig or a dog."
Gou Dasheng's face turned pale with anger, and he shouted hysterically: "You dare to call me a pig or a dog? You are also a little beast."
Su Jin said: "Wrong, I didn't call you a pig or a dog. You are worse than a pig and a dog. It doesn't matter that I am a beast, but you are worse than a beast."
Gou Dasheng was about to go crazy and shouted: "I will never let go of you until you make it clear today."
Su Jin looked at his deformed face and said, "Do you really want me to explain it clearly? If nothing happens, I will analyze it for you. What are you wearing? What are you eating? Can you answer me?
What?"
Gou Dasheng said angrily: "Do you think that I am a fool who doesn't separate the grains from the crops? I know what you are going to say. These are the emperor's grace. The emperor gives me a salary, and it is that simple for me to do things for the emperor."
Su Jin sneered: "Where does the emperor's salary come from?"
Gou Dasheng said: "Of course the people farm and weave, and the imperial court collects tax money and distributes it."
Su Jin smiled and said: "That's right. The common people grow cotton and raise silkworms. They weave and cut clothes day and night so that you can wear clothes. The common people cultivate the land and care for the seedlings with their faces facing the loess and their backs to the sky. In the end, they work hard to harvest so that you can have the clothes in your belly."
Food, do you think you are supported by the common people?"
Gou Dasheng was a little confused by him, blinked his eyes and said: "Yes...but..."
Su Jin interrupted him and said: "You admit that you still have some humanity. If the people use these grains to raise pigs and dogs, will the pigs and dogs bite them when they grow up?"
Gou Dasheng said: "Of course not, but..."
Su Jindao: "Just admit it. Pigs and dogs will not bite back if they are fed by their masters. Instead, they will repay their masters. When pigs are fat, they can be sold for meat. When dogs are old, they can look after the house and nursery. They are loyal to their masters."
, but you eat the people's food and wear the people's food, but you turn around and beat and scold the people who provide you with food and clothing. You are not a pig or a dog. Your surname is also dog, and dog is also surnamed dog, but this dog of yours is
You ungrateful dog has disgraced your other dogs."
After Su Jin finished speaking, the whole audience burst into laughter. Even the soldiers who stood aside couldn't hold it back. They covered their mouths with their scabbards and started laughing.dd