At the beginning of the Youshi period, the dark clouds that had accumulated over Bianliang City for a long time finally flashed with dazzling lightning. Accompanied by bursts of muffled thunder and strong winds, raindrops as big as soybeans finally fell, and the already dark sky and earth suddenly turned into a curtain of water.
The cage is like a natural scavenger. A heavy rain will immediately clean up the bustling crowds on the street.
In the wing room of the Xia family's front house, the doors and windows were closed, and the room was dark with no lights on. The occasional flash of lightning illuminated the faces of a dozen people in the room, making the faces of these people look like the faces of devils.
Terrible and terrifying.
The sound of the heavy rain did not cover Yan San's cold and clear voice: "Brothers, we should take action tonight. Such a heavy rain can just cover up all traces, and the patrolling officers and soldiers must huddle in the military camp to hide.
Rain will never move around, and the sound of thunder and rain will cover up all the sounds of fighting, so tonight is the perfect time to take action."
Hou Ersun licked his lips, took out the sharp steel knife from his waist, licked his lips and said: "Boss, brothers, I can't wait for a long time. With our skills, the bunch of wimps guarding Erjin are no match for us."
Yan San smiled slightly and asked, "Brother Zhuge, how are things going?"
Zhuge Yige chuckled and said: "There should be no mistake. According to the eldest brother's instructions, five jars of wine were also sent. The brother went to the kitchen and added half a catty of croton in the mutton soup. They would notice it because of the fragrance of the sweat medicine, but this croton was afraid
Even though they are extremely capable, they cannot taste it. I am afraid that they have poured it all into their stomachs at this moment, and they will have an attack if they don't wait for a while. They will have diarrhea and diarrhea, and their hands and feet will be weak. Let's see how they can fight with us."
Everyone looked at Zhuge Yige in surprise, and Monkey Sun asked: "Seventh Junior Brother, did you put croton in the soup?"
Zhuge Yige chuckled and said, "Our lives are precious, so why should we risk our lives with those stupid guys? My elder brother came up with a good idea. He boiled half a pound of water into soup and poured it into the mutton soup, and waited for the good show."
Yan San said coldly: "In just one more time, when the sky darkens, it's time for us to take action. Brother Zhuge and two brothers are guarding the door. Any servants of the Xia family who run outside will be beheaded.
I must not run away. The other brothers followed me to the back house. The grandsons who came in the second time were so weak that they were all slaughtered. Then... hehe, they went to the back house to have some fun, and then killed and took the money.
Let Xiruan go out of the city overnight; you have to watch the dozen horses in the stable and don't let anyone pull them away, it's a wrestling match when you go out of the city."
Everyone stood up and said in unison: "Follow Brother's orders."
Yan San snorted and said: "You must be careful tonight. Our vote is called heart blossoming. Remember, this is the emperor's territory. After this is done, no traces will be missed. Once
If we are bitten by the officers and soldiers, none of us can leave; brother, I am the one who made the ugly remarks, so whoever dares to say something harsh to me tonight will not blame me for being rude."
Everyone's hearts trembled and they agreed in unison.
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At the second entrance of the Xia family's residence, more than a dozen houses are lined up, like a barrier separating the Xia family's outer residence and the inner residence. Zhang Heizi, with more than 60 guards, is responsible for guarding the gate of the inner residence. Zhang Heizi is Xia's
The old man in the family was originally a brave general in the army. He had made many military exploits in the northwest and was extremely skilled in martial arts. He was very famous in the army. It is said that he once killed ten people in a row when his own men were completely lost in an encounter.
Three enemy heads were killed and the enemy's head was captured alive. This move caused a sensation in the army and became a record that can never be surpassed.
But Zhang Heizi also has a fatal weakness, that is, he is too greedy for drinking, regardless of time and occasion. He usually drinks when there is no military service, but once during a small-scale conflict between the two sides, Zhang Heizi became addicted to alcohol and did not care.
It's incredible to leave the battlefield and go back to the camp to drink alone without any care.
If you make such a mistake, you will naturally be punished by military law. Drinking alcohol is not a serious crime, but escaping from battle will cause you to lose your head. When he was tied outside the tent and executed, Xia Song happened to be patrolling by. After asking for the reason, he unexpectedly led
After leaving him, he was dismissed from the military and escorted back to Beijing for trial.
Later, there was no news about Zhang Heizi, but it was actually Xia Song who took him into the palace and became the head of the nursing home. This kind of thing was common among the court officials, such as the companions of the Yan family and the dozen or so people who followed Yan Biyun to take care of business.
The companions were selected by Yan Shu using his power in the army, and all of them were good at fighting.
Zhang Heizi had no ambitions, as long as he had wine to drink, not to mention Xia Song saved his life, so he wholeheartedly helped Xia Song look after his home and hospital, becoming a guard dog; he drank every day in Xia's house
Zhang Heizi was very satisfied with the current life since he had enough food to take care of. When Xia Song left for Bazhou, he told him to strictly guard the back house and never allow outsiders to enter. Zhang Heizi knew in his heart that this was Master Xia's request.
He was on guard against the desperadoes invited by the group outside his house.
Zhang Heizi was very proud of this. Although it was said that the gang in the outer house were highly skilled in martial arts, in Mr. Xia's eyes, they were all outsiders and he was just using them. His real confidants were himself and the gang of nursing brothers, and for Yan San
Zhang Heizi has long been dissatisfied with this group of guys. These guys walk around the house with their arms crossed all day long, causing chaos in the outer house. If Xia Song hadn't tried his best to restrain them, Zhang Heizi would have found trouble and turned against them.
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Before leaving, Xia Song earnestly warned Zhang Heizi to be careful and not to drink too much and get into trouble. Zhang Heizi actually listened and didn't drink at all for three or four days; but the gang of bastards outside the house set up a table in front of the second courtyard every day.
Drinking was really unbearable for Zhang Heizi.
This evening, a large pot of mutton was stewed in the kitchen. The boiling mutton soup filled the entire front house with its tangy fragrance. Mutton is the best dish to go with wine. Zhang Heizi was very greedy for wine. It rained heavily in the evening, and the outside house
It seems that Yan San, just to show his goodwill, actually sent someone to bring him a few jars of wine, saying that he wanted to make some friends and have a drink with him in the evening.
Zhang Heizi drove away the man who brought the wine without hesitation, but the man did not take the wine jar back before leaving. The mutton was fragrant now, and the jars of old wine in the corner of the room looked so dazzling.
"Boss Heizi, why don't we have some wine to cheer up the fun?" one of the companions said, having heard the song and understood its elegance.
"Bah, I promised you sir, it would be a big deal if I drank and caused trouble." Zhang Heizi refused, but his eyes did not leave the jars of wine.
The horse's butt was slapped on the leg, and the companion was speechless. He had to pick up the white rice and eat it with the mutton. Mutton with white rice is a waste of food. In fact, the mutton is basically used to drink wine, but the food is now difficult to eat.
pharynx.
All the companions stared at the wine jar and couldn't wipe it away, they were all a little greedy.
"Actually... nothing will happen if you drink less?" Zhang Heizi couldn't help it anymore, so he put down his job and said in a hoarse voice.
"Hmm, what's the point of drinking less? Besides, even if your boss is drunk, we brothers should patrol at night and watch the night, what could happen?" Everyone nodded like garlic.
"In that case, let's drink less?" Zhang Heizi bared his teeth and said with a smile.
As soon as these words came out, someone rushed forward, brought the wine jar and broke the sealing mud. Suddenly, a strong aroma of wine hit his nose, and Zhang Heizi's saliva almost flowed out.
The wine bowl was poured, and Zhang Heizi took a swig. His appetite was suddenly whetted. He stretched out his hand to tear open a leg of lamb and chewed it in his mouth. The wine and meat seemed to have a catalytic effect in his stomach, and a feeling of happiness and tears filled his whole body.
Now that we have started, it is difficult to stop. We agreed to only drink a little bit, but five or six jars of wine were drank completely, and a large pot of mutton was completely eaten, including the soup and water.
He also went to the kitchen and brought another bucket, and it was still clean. Zhang Heizi drank half a jar of wine alone, and the alcohol addiction he had accumulated for several days was finally over. This feeling was really comfortable.
However, Zhang Heizi was not guilty. He had a very good capacity for drinking. This half a jar of wine was only the lowest amount. After drinking the meat and wine, he burped. He still ordered: "You are not allowed to be lazy and sleep at night. If the night watcher falls asleep, he will be
If I catch him, I will punish him with white rice and pickles every day, and he will never think about meat or wine again."
The nursing staff kept saying, "How dare you, how dare you." They wiped their mouths and wiped their mouths clean. To show that they would do their best, the brothers from the two patrol teams took off their hats and raincoats and went out to patrol in the rain.
Zhang Heizi nodded with satisfaction, patted his belly and leaned on the big chair, listening to the sound of wind and rain outside and fell asleep. After a while, Zhang Heizi couldn't sleep, but was woken up by a movement in his stomach.
, I have a dull cramping pain in my abdomen, and I feel like I need to go out.
As soon as he thought of this, he suddenly felt that the turmoil in his stomach became more intense, and the gate was gradually collapsing. Zhang Heizi quickly grabbed a handful of tissue paper and ran out of the house, along the corridor to the hut under the west wall, but as soon as he arrived,
Outside the latrine, he was dumbfounded. He saw a group of brothers standing outside the latrine, all holding up their pants and spinning around in pain.
"What's wrong? You guys." Zhang Heizi forced himself to tighten his anus tightly to prevent the dirt from splattering out.
"Boss Heizi, it seems... he seems to have a bad stomach." The nursing staff said with sad faces.
"Then why don't you go in and pull it out!" Zhang Heizi felt vaguely that something was wrong.
"We're all queuing up, and Niu Er is inside." The nursing staff groaned, clutching their stomachs and couldn't hold it in any longer. Some people couldn't bear it anymore, so they unzipped their pants and squatted on the ground, listening to "Kucha"
There was a sound, comparable to thunder rolling across the sky, and instantly the ground looked like a rotten watermelon that had been exploded, and then the stench filled the air.
This was like poking a hornet's nest. Everyone who couldn't hold it in anymore, when they saw someone taking the lead, they took off their pants and took off their pants. They started shouting "Kucha, Kucha," and suddenly the floor was filled with filth and the stench was filling the sky.
Zhang Heizi yelled loudly, and suddenly felt a hot current rushing out from behind, as if it was about to rush out. Without any time to say anything, he took off his pants and with a roar, the torrent flew down, almost making a big splash out of the soft ground soaked in mud and water.
Come on.
Just as the dozens of companions were enjoying this joyful moment wholeheartedly, the light of the sword flickered in the shadows, and Yan San and a dozen of his men quietly gathered around under the cover of flowers and trees.