"Young official, don't be anxious. You are always so anxious, as if you haven't seen a woman for hundreds of years. This matter also depends on the mood and atmosphere. How can you be like this?" Ying'er said coquettishly.
"What are you talking about? Brother, I spent a lot of money here just to have fun with you sisters. Don't spoil brother's mood."
"I didn't say I won't serve you. It's still early. What's the point of you falling asleep after doing that? If it weren't for your lovable Mr. Jin, I wouldn't have told you this. , Mr. Jin Daguan is so eager to see women, even if the women like you, they are scared away by you."
Brother Jin chuckled and said: "How can there be any women in the future? I will be satisfied as long as I take Xiao Ying'er with me for the rest of my life."
Ying'er spat: "You don't mean it, these sisters are all stupid? As soon as I came here, I wanted to play with all the sisters in the garden, and even shamelessly said that I like me alone." [
Brother Jin laughed and said: "Of course I like you. Ask them, did I ever say I would redeem their lives for them? I only said this to you."
The other women were all coquettish and disobedient, blaming Mr. Jin for being partial.
Ying'er smiled and said: "You have a conscience, but the slave family doesn't like people who make trouble when they come up. Women like to take their time. You want to redeem me and want me to follow you all my life. You also need to learn how to please me." So happy."
Brother Jin laughed in a low voice and said, "Didn't you say, 'If you want women's pleasure, stick the stick in it'? How could it be wrong?"
The women yelled and cursed, and Ying'er spat: "Poke your big head, I will teach you today. Come on, come on, sit down and drink some wine and eat some snacks first. How about we make a drinking order and have fun?"
Brother Jin said: "What kind of drinking orders are there? It's such a big trouble and I don't know how to do it."
Ying'er said: "Didn't you say that you are the son of a wealthy family, and you travel all over the country to do business, but you don't know how to drink? You just don't sincerely play with us."
Brother Jin waved his hand and said: "Okay, okay, it's up to you, but the drinking rules in my hometown may be different from those here, so you should make it clear first."
Ying'er said: "What's the difference? Let's play the simplest way of passing flowers by beating drums. Once the drum beats down, whoever has the flowers in their hands will be fined with alcohol and have to compose a poem."
Brother Jin turned pale and said, "Spare me, I don't know how to write poetry. If I don't come, you guys can play. I'll just watch from the side, brother."
Ying'er refused and said, "What's the point of that? I'm just playing with you, so what's the point of you just watching us play? Otherwise, we won't write poems and just tell stories to entertain everyone."
Brother Jin scolded: "What a damn trouble, let's start. Hurry up, I'm in a hurry to get down to business."
The girls cursed again, and the Ying'er took a red velvet flower from her temples, took a pair of chopsticks and knocked it twice on the plate and said: "This lunch is ready, let's start now. It started with Hui and passed down all the way."
Everyone cheered up and got ready. Ying'er turned her back to everyone and started knocking on the plate. The sound went from slow to fast. The red velvet flowers were quickly passed around in everyone's hands. The knocking sound became faster and faster. Suddenly, there was a crackling sound, and then it suddenly stopped. Stopping and turning around to look, Brother Jin was twisting the velvet flower's hairband in his thick black fingers.
"Congratulations on winning the prize, hurry up and have a drink, and then tell us a story." All the girls shouted together.
Brother Jin smacked his lips and said, "What's so funny about this? I don't think it makes any sense."
Ying'er said: "Don't be ridiculous. If you lose, you will say it's not fun. We think it's fun."
Brother Jin cursed, picked up the glass and drank it in one gulp, wiped his mouth and blinked, "Are you telling a story? What are you talking about?"
Everyone said: "It's up to you, you can say whatever you want, as long as it makes us laugh." [
Brother Jin said: "Are you funny? I really don't know how to do it, and I don't have any good stories in my stomach."
The women said: "He started to cheat again. It's boring for a dignified man to be so unhappy."
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Brother Jin said angrily: "Mom, I really don't know how to tell stories. I'm here to have fun, not tell stories."
Ying'er smiled and said: "Officials, don't be impatient. I don't have any stories to tell. It's okay to tell your story. It's interesting. Tell me, I want to support you."
Ying'er hugged Brother Jin's arm and shook it wildly, which made Brother Jin confused. She had to say: "Forget it, brother, I will tell you about the hard days in the past. You see, brother now has I have a lot of money, but a long time ago I lived a life that was worse than a pig or a dog."
Su Jin in the next room was very impressed by this Ying'er, who could actually come up with such a trick to ask about Jin Ge'er's past. Under such circumstances, Jin Ge'er took the initiative to talk about his own experience. Of course He is mostly telling the truth, which is tantamount to confessing. However, Brother Jin will never talk about his betrayal, but at least he has some understanding of Brother Jin's past.
"I am originally from Yunzhou. My mother died twenty years ago when I was only four years old. My father married another woman. This woman treated me very badly. She beat me and scolded me every day and even refused to give me food. I had enough to eat, so when I was ten years old, I took out her clothes and burned them, then stole several hundred coins from home and fled to Yunzhou City."
The girls screamed, but they didn't expect that the pervert-like Jin brother in front of them had such a miserable childhood.
"After I came to Yunzhou City, I spent hundreds of pennies and began to live a life of begging and wandering. I worked as a servant who looked after cars, a handyman who washed horses and fed them, and also worked as a houseboy. I am a thief, and I have also worked as a doorman, but there are no good people in this world. Everyone I meet will only bully me. They will not pay me for my work, give me leftovers and rotten food, and I will be beaten or scolded if I don't like it. Those were the days when pigs and dogs were no better than pigs and dogs. Thinking about it makes me cry. I secretly swore at that time that one day I would become a rich man, and then I would humiliate these guys who bullied me one by one. I want them to know the consequences of bullying me."
"When I was fourteen years old, my fortune changed. I remember it was snowing heavily that day, and I huddled in a corner and was half frozen to death. Suddenly someone woke me up, took me to a house, changed me into clean clothes, and prepared The man who served me a hot meal was a minor official in Yunzhou. He happened to be short of a handyman, so I followed him to serve him. The man was pretty good to me. He was a scholar and could not fight. Even if you scold me, you are being kind to me."
Ying'er interjected: "Didn't you say you were in business? Why did you become Guan'er's personal attendant again?"
Brother Jin rolled his eyes and said, "Business has only happened in the past two years. I was still a child at that time and I had no money. How could I do business?"
Ying'er said "oh" and stopped talking. Jin Ge'er said: "It's not funny what I said, so I'd better stop saying it. I'm not happy about what I said, and no one wants to mention the past."
All the girls said: "Well, it's good to talk about it. We are all miserable people. How did you make a fortune later?"
Jin Geer said: "Later, I followed the man around, taking care of his family business and being his personal attendant. Although my life was comfortable, I soon got tired of it; and I found more and more that this
This gentleman is also a sanctimonious person. I have been with him for ten years, and the salary he gives me is pitifully small. It is more than half less than other officials per month. Speaking of which, his salary is not too small.
My son is not young, but he doesn’t know how to adapt. When someone asks him to give him money for something, he actually refuses. He would rather leave the whole family with poor food and clothing, but he insists on pretending to be noble, which is really unbearable."
Ying'er said: "This is an upright official. Are there really such officials?"
Brother Jin sneered: "An upright official is an upright official. What does it mean when a whole family has to endure hardships? I and others who have served him for ten years have less than half the salary of others. I still make money to marry a wife and start a business."
, If this continues, only in the Year of the Monkey can I get rich, and then I can return home in fine clothes and let those who bully me get their retribution? Besides, what is the use of upright officials these days? In this world, upright officials are capable officials, who will pay attention to you? "
Ying'er said: "Then what do you want? After all, this person is kind to you."
Brother Jin picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp, sighing: "Yes, he is my great benefactor, but I don't want to live like this all my life, so I advised him to be more flexible and learn from others to be an official.
Lao, I said this for his sake, but I didn’t expect that not only would he not appreciate it, but he would beat me up and scold me for talking too much. Do you think this person is unreasonable?"
After a pause, Brother Jin continued: "When I was twenty-two years old, I fell in love with a maid named Chunmei in the house. I originally thought that after being with him for so long, I would ask him to make the decision to betroth Chunmei to me."
I agreed straight away, but I didn’t expect that he sternly rejected me as soon as I said it, saying that I was a toad who wanted to eat swan meat and that I was unruly. Not long after, he actually took Chunmei as his concubine, a delicate little lady.
She was ruined by this half-aged old man; Chunmei secretly told me that she actually likes me, but the master has long been interested in her, so of course I have no intention of getting involved."
"After that, I hated him to the core. How could I, Brother Jin, have been such a useless person all my life? So I found an opportunity to quit my job and start my own business. Although there were some things I couldn't help but do.
He, but he can only blame himself for being too mean to me; maybe you will say that my brother Jin is a little ungrateful, but I am glad for my decision. If not, how could I have the happy life now?"
The girls were making noises, and people said it was right or wrong. After all, it was just a chance encounter, and it was just a matter of chance and flesh-dealing. It was not appropriate to accuse others of their behavior. However, everyone was already full of disgust for this golden official. To save their lives,
Endu was diluted by a few words of rebuke and a few dissatisfactions. This person is a suspicious and absolutely ungrateful person.[