In ancient times, there was a bag called Suoyun, which could gather the clouds of the nine heavens -------------- "Ancient Records of Utensils"
The two masters and apprentices walked and talked, and soon they saw a skylark in front of them burrowing under the clouds. The old Taoist also followed and passed through with his sword. When the smoke gradually disappeared, Lang Fei looked around and saw a group of three-color clouds holding up a palace group out of thin air.
, accompanied by the floating clouds all over the sky.
Behind the palace, a jade hand the size of a mountain peak was carved out of jade stone. In the hand was a colorful brocade bag several hundred feet in size. The clouds in the sky were swirling around it like a funnel. Lang Fei was stunned when he saw it.
He stroked his beard and murmured: "It is indeed worthy of the name of Yunfan's No. 1 sect. It seems that the ancient records are true. Our Lady of Yunxia is truly an immortal."
Gradually approaching, the skylark stopped on a suspended jade platform. Two female disciples got off the skylark. One of them walked directly towards the palace, and the other stood in front of the platform to wait for Lang Fei and his party. When the old Taoist led the flying sword down, Lang Fei
I flew down to get the sword and took a closer look at it. I couldn't help but open my mouth and chant: Colorful clouds loom in the Jade Palace, wisps of clouds swirl around the orchids, it's a wonderful scene in the sky and the world, and a fairy garden is built in the sky.
When the female disciple who was standing by heard this, she couldn't help but stare blankly at Lang Fei. Lang Fei blushed and thought to himself: "Could it be that this little girl Huaichun has fallen in love with your young master?"
"Ahem!" The old Taoist interrupted the two's contemplation. The female disciple's cheeks were slightly red. She quickly stretched out her hands to straighten her skirt and bent her knees to bow. After the ceremony, she hurriedly stepped forward to lead the way. The old Taoist turned around and glared at Lang Fei.
Lang Fei scratched his head with both hands and laughed. He made a face at the old man's back, then raised his feet and followed him.
When I stepped off the jade platform, I felt that my feet were very soft. I looked down carefully and said, "Hey, baby." I thought it was just some brocade carpets, but I couldn't imagine that it was just some cloud steps on the Xialu Road.
With this understanding, I couldn't let go, so I had to move forward slowly and carefully, one foot deep and one foot shallow. From a distance, it looked nondescript and unpleasant. As I walked away from the jade palace, I gradually became more delicate.
's shadow.
There were a few innocent girls who pointed at Lang Fei and laughed non-stop. Lang Fei looked at him angrily, which made those few dumbfounded and then burst into laughter. Lang Fei had no choice but to bury his gaze and walk with his head down.
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And the lovely female disciple stared at Xiao Bai'er behind Lang Fei for a while, and one of them couldn't help but said: "What a beautiful cat, I always want to catch it and play with it as a pet."
Lang Fei was so frightened that he quickly stood in front of Xiao Bai'er in a protective posture. At this time, the woman in the moon skirt who was leading the way also turned around after hearing the words. Seeing Lang Fei's expression, he couldn't help but purse his lips and chuckle. Lang Fei secretly
He complained: "I am the ancient Tang monk who mistakenly entered the land of girls today. He is trembling here and there, and he is so embarrassed. I will bring Zhu Gang with me to relieve the hatred of a few girls."
"Senior, here, Master Yunxia's uncle is waiting for you at Xiayun Palace." Another woman who had left just before Lang Fei's thoughts came back and said to the old Taoist Xuanyu. The old Taoist nodded and went in the direction given by the woman.
Go.
Lang Fei thought about it a few more times, sat down on Xiao Bai'er's back, and let Xiao Bai'er carry him, causing several girls to scream. Lang Fei laughed, but felt that he had gained some points.
Decline.
Lang Fei and his party were led by two female disciples to a purple jade palace. When they entered the main hall, they saw a woman sitting in the middle of the hall. After careful inspection, she recognized that it was Fairy Yunxia. Three years later, she was still shining brightly.
people.
When Fairy Yunxia saw the old Taoist and his entourage entering the palace, she hurriedly stood up to greet them. She asked them to sit down and serve tea while the guests of honor were seated. Fairy Yunxia smiled slightly and said, "Brother Xuanyu, why did you want to come to Yunfanjie and our entourage? But there is something important. ?" After hearing this, the old Taoist said: "My disciple asked me to refine a furnace of elixirs the day before yesterday. Thinking of his little sister, he asked me to come to Yunxia Sect to find out."
The corners of Fairy Yunxia's lips curled up and she continued: "Yun'er will be happy until I tell her about it." After saying this, she whispered a few instructions to the female disciple in Yue skirt who was standing next to her.
After hearing this, the female disciple in the moon skirt bowed slightly and turned to walk out the door. When she passed by Lang Fei's seat, she looked at him with doubts, but she couldn't figure out how this handsome boy could recognize the one in the sect who was afraid of ghosts and faced sorrow. Auntie.
The old Taoist chatted with the fairy for a few more words. After a while, he heard a rustling sound, and before he entered the door, a voice of inquiry came out: "Master. But Brother Fei is here to see Xiaoyun?" The fairy listened. Then he rubbed his forehead and waved his fingers helplessly at the old man. The old man looked at him and smiled, pointing at Lang Fei and making a gesture. The two looked at each other and smiled helplessly.
At this moment, a person hurriedly rushed in outside the door. Lang Fei took a closer look and saw that this person was not Xiaoyun. You see, she wore a double bun, a Zan phoenix hairpin, a necklace of jade beads around her neck, and put away her slim body Yun Jinshang. , I made an appointment with a pair of silver on my fingers, and the golden ropes on my ears, I crossed my wrists for a few jumps, I tied a beautiful tassel of kindness, and I swung my feet in butterfly steps. There was a smile on my face, and I swayed in lotus steps under my feet, which was light and refreshing. A pretty and charming girl, a free and easy little fairy.
Seeing Lang Fei staring at her blankly, Xiaoyun ran over, grabbed Lang Fei's face, pinched it, and said: "Brother Fei, why have you lost weight? But that old man teased you? You can tell me I, I will let my master vent your anger."
After hearing this, the old Taoist was stunned with disbelief on his face. He turned around and looked at the fairy, only to see her shaking her head and smiling bitterly. When she saw the old Taoist looking over and spreading her hands innocently, the old Taoist was stunned and turned around, his face was red, and he couldn't help it. Xiaoyun burst out laughing. Hearing the laughter, Xiaoyun turned her head and looked at the old Taoist again and again, and said: "You old Taoist priest, my brother Fei is suffering like this with you. Why are you laughing? You can't get beaten." ?”
After hearing this, the old Taoist pointed at the fairy with an extremely surprised expression and said, "I didn't expect that you, Fairy Yunxia, are such a solemn person, and you can train such a cute and cute disciple. It's really amazing, hahahaha."
The fairy was embarrassed when he heard this. He thought about the two hundred years of practice. Under his leadership, the Yunxia Sect has become more and more famous. Not to mention the Yunfan Realm, even the other nearby cultivation worlds, no sect can take advantage of him. , why did he accept a disciple who was so cute and cunning, but he was so precious to him, yet he said that it was really the way of heaven that everything came down?
After thinking about it, Xiaoyun wanted to speak again and quickly interrupted: "Yun'er, brother Fei is here to bring you a gift this time. Why don't you ask him what good things he has brought for you?" Xiaoyun hurriedly heard this. He turned to stare at Lang Fei and said, "Really? Brother Fei, have you brought me a gift?"
Lang Fei scratched his head dizzy, reached out and took out the pill box from his Xumi belt, opened it carefully, gently pinched out a pill and shook it in front of Xiaoyun, looking at Xiaoyun's curious expression slowly and leisurely Said: "This pill is called Zhuyan Pill. If you take it..."
As soon as she said the three words Zhuyan Dan, she wanted to continue explaining, but Xiaoyun grabbed her backhand and stuffed it into her mouth. She pinched her throat with the other hand and said in a sharp voice: "I know, I know, I heard my nephews say,
It is said that it is only spread in the world of cultivation who can make alchemy. It is a pity that there is no alchemy in the Yunfan world, eh? By the way, brother Fei, why do you have it?" Lang Fei touched his nose and pointed at the old Taoist. Xiaoyun turned around and pointed at the old Taoist and said: "
Oh, oh, you, an old Taoist priest, know how to refining? Can you refining ten or eight furnaces for me?"
The old Taoist was suffocated after hearing this, but before he could reply, Fairy Yunxia intervened and asked: "Senior Brother Xuanyu, what they just said, is this really the Zhu Yan Dan?" After hearing this, the old Taoist nodded and said, "It's Xiao Fei'er.
I accidentally found this elixir recipe in the elixir mansion and asked me to refine it." The fairy said: "I think although our Yunxia Sect has a way to maintain beauty, it is really not as effective as the elixir."
After hearing this, Lang Fei, the ghost spirit, took out another pill and handed it to the fairy and said, "Uncle, my nephew still has some in stock. This pill can be used as a gift from uncle to take care of my little sister." The fairy smiled slightly.
With a smile, he stretched out his hand to pinch the elixir and put it away. He turned to the old man and said, "Senior brother Xuanyu, my nephew is very clever."
After hearing this, the old Taoist laughed and said, "Fairy is rewarded, but the naughty disciple is pretty good." No one who saw that smile would believe that it was just an acceptable measure. "Senior Brother Xuanyu, you are known as the Alchemy King in several circles, this time
Why did you lower your face and practice this rare thing for women?" The fairy pursed her lips and asked.
The old Taoist stopped smiling for a moment, and looked at Lang Fei a few times, making Lang Fei look confused. The fairy covered his mouth and said: "Brother Xuanyu, did you make a joke on me just now? Now it seems that we are all half-hearted.
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The old Taoist laughed after hearing this. At this time, Xiaoyun moved again. She approached Lang Fei in a few steps, grabbed the pill box, opened it, looked at it, and said: "Brother Fei, you still have some here. Give it to me again."
A few pills, and I will give one to any nephew who takes care of me in the future." After saying that, he stretched out his hand and took out three more pills, and handed the remaining half to Lang Fei. Lang Fei smiled bitterly and raised his hand to take the pill box and quickly stuffed it into his beard.
Mi belt.
When the fairy saw this, she thought to herself: "It's better to send this little aunt away quickly. If I stay for a little longer, I will lose some face." After thinking about it, he said to Xiao Yun: "Yun'er, you take Master Fei's nephew to visit the sea of clouds. Don't you?
Did you even knit a cloud dress?"
Xiaoyun nodded after hearing this, grabbed Lang Fei with one hand and said, "Come on, brother Fei, I have a gift for you too." After saying that, Lang Fei didn't wait for him to respond. When the second child walked out, the old man and the fairy looked at each other and smiled.
Breathing a sigh of relief, the old Taoist turned his head and saw Xiaobai'er sleeping at his feet. He kicked him up. Xiaobai'er jumped up in shock and lost sight of Lang Fei. The old Taoist pointed to the door, and Xiaobai'er took the bird body in his mouth.
Xiao Yu'er, who was lying sideways, jumped out with two strong legs.
The fairy looked at it intently and said to the old Taoist: "What a clever cat, the spiritual beast of Master Fei's nephew?" The old Taoist replied: "I am lonely on the peak, so I can give Fei'er a playmate." The fairy nodded after hearing this.
The people then chatted about some interesting stories from previous years and recent news. They were also very speculative.
It was said that Lang Fei and Xiao Yun were out of the house. Before going to the sea of clouds, they went to Xiao Yun's residence first. After a while, Xiao Bai'er caught up with him. He had not reached the palace just now. This time, Xiao Yun didn't like it so much that he started playing tricks.
, the little white boy shed a few tears, and the little feather plucked out a few tail feathers. The second boy was so frightened that he didn't dare to come near, and stayed far behind.
Xiaoyun pointed at them and cursed, but she couldn't fly and couldn't catch up with Xiaobai'er, so she stomped her feet and grunted and ignored the two followers.
"By the way, Brother Fei, what state of cultivation have you reached now?" Xiaoyun asked. Lang Fei touched his nose and said: "Rebirth state." Xiaoyun said happily: "Rebirth state? Haha, Brother Fei, I am better than you.
Come on, I'm in the bone-changing realm now."
After hearing this, Lang Fei rubbed his forehead and said: "Your brother, I still have to learn alchemy, drawing talismans, and formations... Of course I'm slower than you." Xiaoyun turned her head with a confused look on her face, and Lang Fei raised his hand and took it out from his Xumi belt.
Zhang Shanzhai Explosive Talisman waved in front of Xiaoyun, Xiaoyun grabbed it and asked: "What is this?"
Lang Fei explained the talisman once, and Xiaoyun listened and said: "Wow, firecrackers, I haven't heard the sound for a long time, are there any more? Give me a few more, this sect will be a little cleaner during the festival." Lang Fei explained the talisman again.
After hearing this, Fei stared and saw that Xiaoyun was still holding out her little hand. He couldn't help but take out a few more and handed them over. He said softly: "This girl is twenty-eight years old and she still doesn't hold back."
Xiaoyun's ears twitched slightly and she turned around and asked, "Brother Fei, what did you say just now?" "No, oh... Oh, I want to ask you, have you gone home to visit your adoptive father and mother?" Lang Fei hurriedly asked.
Start a topic.
Xiaoyun sighed and said, "Think about it carefully. Nowadays, I have gradually gotten used to missing my parents around us. Going back will not make my thoughts heavier, but it will still be a few years."
After hearing this, Lang Fei nodded and said, "That's right. It's okay, just wait a few more years before visiting my adoptive father and adoptive mother." "Well, when the time comes, Brother Fei will come to inform me to go back together. When the time comes, my parents will
I must be extremely happy." Lang Fei nodded solemnly.
"Brother Fei, you see, that's my residence." Lang Fei looked along Xiaoyun's finger and saw a moon-blue jade building not far ahead. Lang Fei cursed in his heart: "Sure enough, women are still very delicate in things. I don't think so.
Xuanyu Peak is full of earthen palaces, how can they compare with this Jade Tower?"
With this thought in mind, he followed Xiao Yun up the stairs. After entering the hall, Lang Fei sat down to rest for a while. Xiao Yun turned around and entered the boudoir. After a while, Ting Ting walked out, holding a set of haze-colored clothes in her hand, and raised her hand to hand it over.
, after Lang Fei took it, Xiao Yun said: "This set of obscene clothes and trousers was woven with Xia silk, the mother of cloud silkworms, which has been used for a hundred years. The master was very distressed at that time. Brother Fei, see if you like it."
Lang Fei took the underwear and compared it on his body. The size fit him well. He nodded to Xiaoyun with satisfaction. He went to get the underwear again. When he tried to compare it, he saw that it was a pair of bottoms. The boy rubbed his eyes again and looked again.
He turned around and picked up the hakama with a red face and asked Xiang Xiaoyun: "What is this?"
Xiao Yun blinked her eyes and said: "You are underwear, but the Xia silk produced by Yun Canmu is much better than what the master gave to my parents." Lang Fei took a deep breath and continued: "I mean this
How did you decide the style?"
After hearing this, Xiaoyun said: "Brother Fei is really not suitable? What that guy said is really good. Please listen to me and tell you in detail." But she said that Xiaoyun got these silkworm silk and wanted to make a wardrobe for Lang Fei.
, so they went to find the deacon nephew who was in charge of the sect’s internal attire. The top was very easy to get, but it was a bit wider for women. However, the female sect had never cut these obscene trousers, so neither of them could grasp the size.
Xiaoyun is a character who is deeply afraid of the world being in chaos. The two of them worked together for a while and came up with a plan. They found a place where they could cut a path, caught a passing student, and told him to take off his pants, bluffing the weak young man into asking for it.
When she met the prostitute who was picking flowers, the wild spirit fox who was stealing fragrance, she was sighing about her twenty years of virginity, she peeled off her pants with trembling hands, Xiaoyun fiddled with the things on her crotch with a branch, and she saw
The pants were slowly lifted up, but she wanted to protect her, but was afraid that these two female thieves were ruthlessly picking off the flowers and ruining her descendants. She felt extremely wronged, so she shed tears and closed her eyes, letting them do whatever they wanted.
Seeing the novelty of this thing, Xiaoyun asked: "Sheng, how long is this thing of yours?" Hearing this, the student squeezed out a few more tears, and replied calmly: "There are three in three inches, and the utensil is short, so I hope you two will
When a heroine is young, don’t discount her because she doesn’t suit your tastes.”
Xiaoyun fiddled with herself a little more and asked: "Are all men's things of this size?" Nasheng trembled a few times and said with a slight blush on his cheeks: "No, this thing is a horse, it varies from person to person.
"Oh, there are such interesting things. It's urgent this time, so I'll write down a lot of them, and I'll entertain you next time."
After saying that, the two women got on the spirit bird and left. The student couldn't hear any movement. He opened his eyes and saw the two of them flying away. He opened his mouth and slapped himself with the last slap: "Han Tong, Han Tong, what did you see yesterday that was so weird?"
, encountered such a ridiculous thing."
After the two of them returned to the sect, Xiaoyun thought for a long time but still couldn't figure out the size, so she first left it open as she had worn it when she was a child. This is how the above scene happened.
Seeing that Lang Fei was just blushing and silent, Xiaoyun said again: "Since you are so unhappy, Brother Fei, how about you take off your outer pants and wait for me to measure the baby, and then knit it together for you?"
Lang Fei heard that his forehead was full of black lines. He quickly stuffed his clothes and pants into the Xumi belt.
"Hey, Brother Fei, look at the sweat on your forehead." After Xiaoyun said that, she stretched out her hand to help Lang Fei wipe the sweat, and touched his forehead with her fingers. Lang Fei let out a strange scream and ran downstairs. There were still sounds in the distance.
: "Xiaoyun, I'll go to the sea of clouds first, and you can follow me." Xiaoyun giggled when she saw Lang Fei's embarrassed look, with a look of evil intentions on his face.