Most monks have never studied the level of positions in the Underworld. Naturally, they do not know who has a higher rank, the bull-headed horse-faced man or the black and white man. Therefore, they did not pay attention to Lang Fei's words.
They couldn't hear the implication in Lang Fei's words, but that didn't mean that the parties involved couldn't hear it. Heichang's face suddenly became a little more indigo, and his eyes were like a sharp sword directed at Lang Fei. "Boy.
!What did you call me? Third Brother Hei?"
The boy turned a deaf ear to Heichang's question, and still said to the two men with a cow head and a horse face with a smile on his face: "I've heard a long time ago that Brother Niu and Brother Ma are upright and loyal people. When I saw you today, you are really outstanding.
He is truly a man of God. To think that Emperor Yama has two such loyal and loyal ministers is really like adding more wings to a tiger! Brother Niu and Brother Ma, you two have been stationed in Yindu for several years.
My admiration for you two is like the endless flow of a surging river, or like the overflowing Yellow River that is out of control!"
The boy's words stunned the two of them! As a general of Yindu, he usually only guards the city defense and spends his days idle. And because Fengdu City is surrounded by barren mountains and rivers, there are no good scenery or good places to go. Besides, Fengdu City is surrounded by poor mountains and rivers.
The people who come and go are just green-faced ghost soldiers with fierce fangs. They are all guys who can't hold back a fart for three days. How can they be like black and white, frequently entering and exiting the world, and not only can they feast their eyes on everything
The beauty of the mountains and rivers, the beauty of the vegetation, can often be spent with some pocket money. Many times, when everyone is playing together, they often hear them bragging about how mortals are afraid of flattering them and singing their praises.
Among the top ten yin commanders, in terms of strength, the Ghost King is naturally second to none. In terms of titles, the Day and Night Goddess has entered the immortal realm, and they are even more incomparable. Besides, the following four people, Leopard Tail, Eagle Beak, Fish Gill, and Wasp, needless to say,
They can also get some offerings from demons. As the two of them, they are really the unlucky ones who have a mother but no father to care for them. But the good guys in the Yin City secretly ranked them. Chang Chang is fourth and Niutou is fifth.
, Ma Mian ranked sixth. But somehow this word reached the ears of the four of them. The four of them were similar in strength. Of course, Minotaur Horse Mian was dissatisfied, saying that the ranked person combined the strength of black and white, so it surpassed his own.
Ranking. As for Hei and Hei Chang, they attacked him and said: Of course we are more famous in terms of fame. I have seen souls crying and shouting on the Huangquan Road begging Grandpa Chang and Grandma Chang to let them go, but I have never seen anyone crying and shouting.
I’m begging you. Let’s talk about the duties, ours is a good job, yours is a hard job, and it’s us who the King of Hell feels sorry for. Let’s talk about savings, what do we live in? The seven courtyards in Fengdu City have bright golden walls and high buildings.
What do you have? They are just three or two blue-tiled houses, dark and damp, low and simple! And...and...[
When I think of the injustice Xiang Rili suffered at the hands of the two of them, even if I pour all the water from all over the world, I can't wash it away. But who would have thought that there is such a considerate person now, who not only dares to disrespect Chang, but also
He moved himself above the two of them. Especially what he said was pleasant to the ears and comfortable to listen to. The feeling was like an enlightenment, nectar flowing to the heart, and the whole body was filled with indescribable emotions from the inside out.
of relaxation and comfort.
"Haha... Boy, that's ridiculous, that's ridiculous! We really don't deserve this compliment! My two brothers are just doing their jobs faithfully, and they are not as good as the rest of the people under Lord Yan. Of course.
, except for the two of them." Just now, Lang Fei's words made the two "men" with a bull head and a horse face across from him feel happy. How could they still remember the things they wanted to accuse him of earlier? While speaking modest words, he was facing Hei and Bai Chang at one point or another.
wink.
"People say that cows are stubborn, and they always go all the way to the dark side. How come the guy in front of me has learned to be humble!" Lang Fei lowered his head and complimented: "Brother Niu, you are so humble, you are really noble and upright.
Sages, in my humble opinion, the only person in the entire underworld who can compare with these two brothers is Zhong Kui and Zhong Shengjun."
"Brother, I am worthy of you, I am worthy of you. Not to mention the two brothers Day and Night Youshen, there is also brother Cui Pan! Although my two brothers think they are a little better than the two guys behind, one black and one white, they are still more or less the same.
There is some self-knowledge."
How did you say this? The boy said a few words that were similar to each other, and the two ghosts turned out to be brothers and brothers. Not to mention that the jaws of all the monks in the hall almost dropped to the floor, even the one who kept laughing.
Bai Chang also had a look on his face, not to mention Hei Chang. He was panting like a cow, and two puffs of green smoke were faintly floating from his nostrils. Looking at his indignant expression, he just had to tear his face and take action.
"Nuutoumamian, are you listening to this kid's nonsense? He just said that he would use you two to guard the house to ward off evil spirits. Do you believe this nonsense?" Judging from the current situation, if you want to punish him, I'm afraid you have to get through first.
Unable to deal with the bull-headed and horse-faced issue, Bai Chang thought for a moment, stretched out his hand to press down on Heichang, and repeated Lang Fei's slanderous words just now.
"Boy, is what he said true?" After hearing this, Ma Mian turned around and asked.
"Conscience of heaven and earth! Two brothers, I have said this, but...but it was all their words, forcing me to say this!" Lang Fei swore a big lie, and so on,
In this way, after the appearance of Black and White, the conversation between the three people changed and was narrated again.
Because the bull-headed horse-faced man had preconceived notions before, he believed this boy's words completely.
"What? Hei Chang, it's okay to say that my brothers' reputation is not as good as yours, and it's okay to say that my two brothers' savings are less than yours. But what do you mean by saying that my brothers are more qualified than you to guard the house and ward off evil spirits?" Ma Mian
After hearing what Lang Fei said, he immediately became furious and pointed at the two of them one by one. "Hei Chang, look at your face, it's as black as the ash on the bottom of a pot. And you, Bai Chang, with that ugly long tongue! Damn!"
Where's the tie? You were drowned, not hanged! Why do you want to be hanged? It's just a waste of time to ruin someone else's reputation!"
After saying that, he still couldn't understand his hatred, and said in a tone of great superiority: "Do you know how others describe our brothers? In their human words, they are 'manly and suave, outstanding, equal in beauty and wisdom, temperament and
The battle between heroes and warriors, the jade tree defeats Pan An in the wind, a pear blossom crushes the begonia, Brother Niu smiles with a charming smile, and Ma Di smiles with me again!"
"Pfft..." Before he could finish his words, Lang Fei couldn't help it any longer. He broke off in one breath and almost broke his rectum. Fortunately, he saw the opportunity early and swallowed back the smile behind him.
He was not the only monk who laughed internally, and at last he was not noticed by the two men with the bull head and the horse face.
"Second brother... stop talking!" Seeing the reactions of the people around him, Niutou pulled the leather armor on Ma Mian's lower back to signal him to stop talking.
"Brother, why don't you let me say it?" Obviously, Brother Ma has not noticed his inappropriate wording.
Niu Tou stomped his feet, hating that iron was not made of steel. He leaned forward and said in his ear: "Second brother, have you forgotten where we are and who described us like this?"
Ma Mian tilted his neck. "I didn't forget it!"
Question: "Okay, then where do you think it is?" Answer: "Leopard Tail's 'Forbidden Beast Division'"
He asked again: "Who is it?" The answer was: "The soul of a mule spirit!"
"Yeah!" Niutou stamped his feet again. "These guys in front of you are humans! They are humans! There is a saying in the world that 'people who are not of my race must have a different heart and understand it?' The same is true for aesthetics. That is what is happening before us.
Do you think any of these people are beautiful?" [
"Oh! That's it! Thank you for explaining, brother, I understand!" Ma Mian suddenly understood, with some "great wisdom" that he only realized in hindsight. "But I think this guy is quite pleasing to the eye!" Ma Mian suddenly added.
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Niu Tou also nodded and said to Lang Fei: "Brother, with us here, don't be afraid. We will not let this pair of ghosts touch a hair on your head."
"So thank you two brothers!" He said, bowing deeply once again, and said: "It's just that the younger brother is afraid that the two brothers Chang will not be able to get rid of their resentment and anger Brother Niu and Brother Ma. Such a situation
Isn’t it because I ruined the collegiality among the brothers? I... I feel really sorry for myself!"
"Fuck, are you sorry? Who believes it! This kid... what's the point of comparing us to him? He's going to use the 'beautiful man trick', the alienation trick, the bitter flesh trick, and the hard-to-get trick all at once! This must be placed in our magic gate.
After several years of training, he turned out to be the kind of real evil person who is so bad that he has sores on his head and pus on his soles." Seeing Lang Fei's face not red and breathless, he opened his eyes and told lies, Xue Sha, Yao Yan, and Feng Ming three people
My eyes almost popped out of my head. Comparing with him, first of all, the intrigues and tricks I performed were just like a three-year-old child playing house. Secondly, this guy was too thick-skinned, as thick as a city wall.
Including the Demon Sect, all the monks knew that Lang Fei was deceiving the two of them with sweet words, but no one came out to expose him. First, God knows whether this Chang Gui and the Bull-headed Horse Face were enemies or friends? Secondly, he didn't care about his own affairs.
Just wait and see the good show.
"Good brother, you are indeed a good brother! But don't worry, we know Bai Bai and Chang very well, and you have done nothing wrong! Everything can be solved easily!" After saying this, his tone changed and he said again: "I don't know, good brother.
Do you have some paper money with you?"
Lang Feixin said: "Paper money? My parents live a good life, what the hell are you doing with that thing?" Unconsciously he shook his head and replied: "Brother Niu, to tell you the truth, little brother, as a cultivator, if I say
I still have some talisman money, but I really don’t have any paper money, ghost coins or anything like that.”
Niutouden immediately showed a troubled expression. "Since you, dear brother, have great benevolence and righteousness in your heart and don't want to force me and my two brothers to do anything, it will be a bit difficult to handle. I see that your soul aura, although there are many killings, is all for this."
Evil man, his karmic debt is not deep. If you think about it, Hei Chang can't do anything to you. As for Bai Chang, he is a greedy man and has always done many things for his own benefit and perverting the law. As long as you are willing to burn some paper money for him, everything will be easy. Yes.
No, dear brother, go and ask the people next to you if they have any, and just burn them for him. Then I will help you to beg for mercy, and let him turn a blind eye and pretend that he has never seen you.