Chapter 522: A Fire at the City Gate Affects the Fish in the Pond
After hearing this, Xiaobai'er was stunned. Lang Fei happened to catch the flaw and put his foot on the tiger's butt. "Fortunately, I can run away quickly. If there had been a mistake, would I still be able to see him?"
Are you really stupid? Or are you deliberately setting me up for injustice? You plagued old cat, don't run away... If you have the guts, don't run away..."
"What are you talking about? You didn't tell me to keep Xue Ya and the others, don't worry about me..." Xiao Bai'er was so wronged that he wanted to keep these people last night, so why did he do it so early this morning?
When I woke up, I felt like I was suffering from epilepsy. I...I...if I can't fight, why can't I hide?
Taking advantage of Lang Fei's hold on the tiger's ass, Xiao Bai'er used his strength to rush forward, directly to the side of the palace door, and then jumped up, escaping in the blink of an eye.
Seeing this, Lang Fei stopped cursing, turned around and ran to the mountain stream to wash up. When he finished tidying up and walked back to the yard again, Xue Ya and Fang Qinghan had also gotten up and were tidying up there.
The dishes and chopsticks that had not been washed yesterday. Xiaoyun went to serve her parents, but she made a face at him before leaving, which made Lang Fei a little confused.
Fairy Qingxia was the last one to walk out. Lang Fei had something on his mind, and his expression was somewhat unnatural. Fairy Qingxia, however, seemed to have forgotten it, and still greeted him affectionately. He followed her words and said a few words, and in a blink of an eye
Seeing her natural expression, Lang Fei just thought that Fairy Qingxia really didn't notice, so he felt relieved and resumed his usual behavior.
One day like this, in the evening, Lang Fei was accompanying Fairy Qingxia to visit the mountain scenery around Tianchi Peak. Suddenly, he saw a fool carrying him land in the courtyard at the top of Xuanyu Peak. Seeing this, the two of them flew back immediately.
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When he turned back to the courtyard on the top of the mountain, he happened to see the idiot limping towards the pavilion next to him. Lang Fei was stunned and asked: "Idiot? How did you do it? Could it be that this trip is not going well? What about the Zhuge family?
Are the experts in charge?"
Hearing the question behind him, he turned around and saw Lang Fei approaching, but the idiot just grinned and did not answer.
At this point, Lang Fei was even more puzzled. When he came closer to look at him, he saw that his eyebrows and hair were burnt a lot, and there were several burn marks on his face and neck. Looking at his clothes, he also looked at him with a smile.
What was different yesterday was that even the shoes were changed.
"This... this seems to be a burn." Lang Fei frowned, waved his hand and took out the snow cream and asked again. "Idiot? What on earth is going on?"
"Hehe...hehe..." Zhu Ganglie took the snow cream with one hand and applied it on the wound, groaning in pain, but did not answer.
Lang Fei became more and more angry as he watched. Just when he was about to have a fit, a colorful bird suddenly flew from a distance and landed firmly on his shoulder. "Cluck...cluck...let me tell you why he is like this."
Looking at the lustful expression on the stupid bird's face, and then looking at the embarrassment on the idiot's face, Lang Fei raised his eyebrows, and it seemed that there was a story behind it.
"If you want to say why he is like this, it's all his own fault..." Xiao Yu'er smiled and slowly told what happened.
It turns out that the fool woke up Xiao Yu'er early in the morning, and then set off to the Song Dynasty one by one. Speaking of which, the Song Dynasty is not far from the Han Dynasty. A plain about a hundred miles long in the northeastern territory of the Han Dynasty and the southwestern border of the Song Dynasty
Facing each other across the river, it only took half a day for one person and one bird to reach their destination.
Speaking of the Zhuge family, it is different from most of the cultivation families in the Evergreen world. Their mansion is actually located in Kaifeng, the capital of the Song Dynasty. And this family is inextricably linked to the royal family of the Song Dynasty. Since Zhuge
Since the establishment of the family, every emperor of the Song Dynasty would marry a female member of the Zhuge family, either as a noble concubine or as a royal queen.
Originally, according to the rules of the world of cultivation, immortal cultivators were not allowed to meddle in ordinary royal matters without authorization. However, the Zhuge family had always married daughters of the royal family and had little cultivation. With the support of Jinzhongshan behind them, the Zhuge family was also quite restrained and did not
There were reports of kidnapping the mortal emperor, so the Ten Sects Supervisory Council turned a blind eye and let the Zhuge family go.
Today, Xiao Yu'er went to pay off an old debt from two years ago in the name of Lang Fei, but the fool just went out to have some fun and meet his physical needs. At noon, after the man and the bird arrived in Kaifeng, the fool inquired about the Zhuge family.
The palace was located, so Xiao Yu'er was asked to go collect the debt on his own, while he turned over and entered the emperor's harem.
As for the Emperor of the Song Dynasty, he was nearly sixty years old, but he still had a lusty heart. Every year, he would select some beautiful girls to enter the palace for him to enjoy. However, although his heart was not old, his body and bones were not getting older every year.
In one year, there were only seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courtyards. Those who could get the rain and dew were only a few. As for the remaining women, they had only empty rooms and pillows, wasting their youthful lives.
The old emperor became more and more confused as he got older, and he spent all his energy on some new beautiful girls, which made some concubines hungry and horny. However, there were no other men in the inner courtyard of the palace except this bad old man.
So, I had no choice but to win over some maids, eunuchs and the like to masturbate.
Who is Zhu Ganglie? No matter he is a coward or a coward, he is a master who can deceive the world. He, the fat man, does not pay attention to any secular etiquette or cultivation rules. Seeing that the old emperor is guarding a
The fertile soil did not want to be cultivated and irrigated frequently, but the fertile fields were barren and the jade was buried. And each of these beauties with their own beauty could not bear the loneliness of the spring boudoir, so he could not bear it, so he used both soft and hard ones.
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At this time of autumn, most of the concubines were already hungry and thirsty. Seeing that he was an immortal master, they didn't worry about any future troubles, so they just allowed him to do whatever he wanted. Even if there were a few who refused to obey, they were idiots.
I didn’t force him. In order not to disturb his good deeds, I just knocked him unconscious.
The concubines in the inner courtyard of the palace were naturally very different from the women in the brothel. Zhu Ganglie held a silverware in one hand and a bottle of Jiuyang Pills in the other. He opened and closed it vertically and horizontally, galloping inside and outside the battlefield. He captured most of the concubines.
The concubine went to the palace many times, but she still lingered and couldn't bear to miss Shu.
Besides, Xiao Yu'er rushed to Zhuge's house not far from the palace, flashed into the air, and when he opened his mouth, a stream of Nanming Lihuo came out.
Zhuge Li naturally recognized Xiao Yu'er, who attacked directly regardless of Qingbai. This man and bird can be regarded as an old enemy, but at this moment, Xiao Yu'er's cultivation is obviously not the same as two years ago, so why
It's something that a second-rate family like him can resist.
After leaving behind dozens of corpses, including an Elder of the Refining Realm, Zhuge Li realized the gap between the two sides. Then he ordered the outstanding disciples in the clan to escape, and at the same time organized some cannon fodder to come up and die in order to stop Xiao Yu.
For a while.
Zhuge Li's idea was good, but under Xiao Yu'er's magical power of teleportation, he was just struggling to death. After a while, hundreds of his family members, except for the female family members, were almost dead, and the house was submerged in the ordinary water.
in the extinguished fire.
Lang Fei had previously instructed Xiao Yu'er to leave one or two people alive in order to find out Master Kusong's intentions from his mouth. But after seeing the whole foundation destroyed and all his sons and nephews dead, Xiao Yu'er deliberately left one alive.
Zhuge Li couldn't accept it, and he went crazy. In the end, he plunged into the sea of fire and was burned to ashes.
Although Lang Fei's instructions were not completed, Xiao Yu'er didn't care, because he was afraid that the flames that could not be extinguished by mortal water would spread to the surrounding civilians, so Xiao Yu'er planned to wait until the fire burned all the belongings of the Zhuge family to ashes.
He took the opportunity to put out the fire, then found Zhu Ganglie and left.
But who would have thought that this strange flame not only attracted some civilians, but also alerted the Emperor of the Song Dynasty.
The former saw that the fire was raging into the sky and could be extinguished by water, but strangely it only raged within a certain range. Therefore, some people regarded the colorful bird in the sky as an auspicious beast and thought it was an auspicious beast.
It's a punishment from heaven.
Unexpectedly, the latter did not think so. Under the instigation of a noble concubine from the Zhuge family and the coercion of the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty, the old emperor actually did not hesitate to use the entire imperial guard of the capital to round up Xiao Yu'er.
Originally, the army composed of these ordinary people could not fly into the air at all. Even if there were some top masters in the world of martial arts, they could not hurt it. But who would have thought that the old emperor was actually fooled by lard, and actually ordered the release of the army?