(Please add it to your collection, Xiao Mio, I beg you for your kindness!)
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"This is? Zhu Ganglie? Well, judging from its width, it really resembles the body shape of a fat man." This was the last thought of the mustache before he fell into coma.
"It's amazing to have a blunderbuss. I ask you to shoot, and I ask you to shoot again. In addition to the crossbow, it is also a blunderbuss. You still shoot endlessly. You are a turtle." Zhu Ganglie pressed his mustache under his body, and with two balls,
He grinded it hard for a while, but still hated himself and started yelling and cursing for a while.
It turns out that the guard had attracted Mustache's attention just now, and Zhu Ganglie took the opportunity to instruct the guard to throw it out as hard as he could before he was hit. When Mustache calmed down and came to his senses, he was already unable to dodge, and was slapped by Zhu Ganglie.
He immediately fainted underneath him.
"Get up now, he is no longer able to fight anymore. You have won this battle, so don't play tricks on him anymore." However, the elder guarding the platform saw that Mustache had fainted, so he stepped forward and shouted to stop.
Zhu Ganglie looked back at the old Taoist priest, rolled his eyes, opened his mustache arm, held the thunder gun in his hand, and tried to break the divine arm crossbow in his other hand.
"Oh..." There was an exclamation from the audience. Zhu Ganglie turned around and looked at the disdainful faces of the people in the audience. He smiled and slowly pulled his hand back.
"Master Nephew, that gun..." Seeing that he was acting rogue again, the elder guarding the platform frowned and warned him, hoping that he would feel ashamed and put it back.
"Ouch, ouch!" When Zhu Ganglie heard the old man's voice, he hurriedly pretended to have abdominal pain. He vomited for a long time and farted on his mustache. He put the thunder blunderbuss back into his Sumeru belt pretending to be natural and took it out.
He took out a stack of toilet paper and hurriedly stood up and said: "Uncle Master, please forgive me, I can't hold it in any longer. If I don't go to the toilet quickly, I'm afraid the jade platform will be stained. That would be a great disrespect to Patriarch Yanxia."
After saying that, the idiot didn't wait for the elder's reply, and ran away holding his belly. Suddenly he remembered something, and took two steps back. He walked to the guard who had fallen off the jade platform, and saw that it was still stepping on its two bird legs.
"Well, he's not dead yet!" Zhu Ganglie muttered, muttering the hand-kneading technique, and then disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye. The idiot then staggered off the stage under the stunned gaze of the elder, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
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"That damn fat man is still such a scoundrel. It's okay if he hates the formation pulse. In the blink of an eye, he bullies me and others again."
"After this humiliation, I am afraid that I will have to turn my tail between my legs in the future. Look at the look on my uncle's face, tsk, tsk!"
"Keep your voice down, keep your voice down, don't let your uncle hear you."
"So what if I heard that? Master was never afraid of him. It was only because his disciple failed to live up to expectations. How could he meet his opponent and refuse at the beginning? He insisted on fighting and even took out all the treasures, but now he was taken away by others.
, so what? That fat man has the support of Grand Master Tian Yuzi’s uncle behind him."
"Hmph!" The old Taoist with a livid face looked at the sarcastic disciples in front of him, snorted coldly, ignored his disciples, waved his sleeves and walked away without a trace.
The elder guarding the platform waited for a long time but no one came to receive the instructions. He had no choice but to ask the disciples on duty to carry him down for treatment. At this time, the remaining three jade platforms had already decided the winner. Zhu Ganglie's farce came to an end. This time
After three rounds of fighting, the elder who guarded the platform nodded to Danbizi. Danbizi came to the stage with a cold face to encourage him, saluted the three people in the distance, and then announced the end.
The disciples got the opportunity to leave their elders and meet up with familiar people one by one to talk and laugh before returning.
"Let's go back to the peak." Lang Fei saluted the three people in the distance and then turned back to the crowd to speak to Yun Han and the other two.
Xue Ya looked around and said, "Sir, I haven't seen Zhu Ganglie come back yet. Maybe I really have abdominal pain? It took a lot of effort."
Lang Fei chuckled, waved his hand, and said: "How dare that fool come back after getting an advantage? He hated the Formation Pulse first, and now he hates the Qi Pulse disciples. He is not stupid. Why would he come back and get a blank look?"
Yun Han also shook his head and said with emotion: "For people like Zhu Ganglie, who have nothing to gain and can't bear to die early, what use does he have with the Thunder God's blunderbuss? He put away all the crossbow arrows on the platform before, and his expression was very tight at that time.
, how come he actually snatched the gun first? He didn’t have any thunder pills."
"Uh." Lang Fei's face turned red. Only he and Zhu Ganglie knew what was fishy. Yun Han was a gentleman, and it was hard for him to point it out. He could only hesitate for a while and replied: "Maybe he saw his power."
, I temporarily changed my mind, as for the thunder pill, if the master doesn’t have it anywhere, I can just go to the Danmai disciples and nephews to extort one or two.”
"Oh!" Yun Han nodded seriously. "I see, that idiot is going to bother Brother Fei again."
Lang Fei's face turned redder and he said hurriedly: "Where, where, there are some small favors between brothers. Needless to say, let's not talk about that idiot. We left early today. I haven't read the secret book I got from the Sutra Pavilion yesterday.
It’s better to return it as soon as possible.”
After all, Yun Han didn't know Lang Fei as well as Xue Ya. The pretty man looked at Lang Fei's appearance and thought about his tone just now, and secretly wondered in his heart: "What happened to the young master just now? How can I help that idiot defend myself?"
When Lang Fei led Yun Han ahead, he saw a successful smile on his lips. The pretty girl understood in a blink of an eye, and she curved her eyebrows in a smile.
Follow the two of them forward.
The three of them were talking and walking. After a while, they turned around the teleportation array and came to the peak. From a distance, they saw that idiot Zhu Ganglie sitting on the grass in the courtyard, lost in thought. He didn't even have the slightest hint of abdominal pain.
"You idiot, your legs and feet are very nimble. You came back to the peak in a blink of an eye, without waiting for the three of us." Lang Fei saw his back and laughed and cursed from a distance.
The idiot turned around when he heard the sound, climbed up, ran to the three of them in a few steps, took out the thunder blunderbuss from his bag and presented it to Lang Fei like a treasure. "Brother Fei, let me help..."
"Well, well, it's a good thing. I really like it when I see it this time. Why don't you give it to me?" Lang Fei hurriedly interrupted the idiot's words and winked at him. The corner of his mouth was murmuring and Yun Han was beside him.
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Zhu Ganglie was also a ghost. Looking at Yun Han's stern expression, he suddenly came to his senses. He muttered secretly, "Brother Fei, it's obvious that you have your thoughts in mind, but you insist on pretending to be such a gentleman, and bad things will happen."
I’ll do it.”
A few thoughts passed through his mind, and he held the thunder blunderer in front of his chest. He smiled slyly and said, "Brother Fei, wait a minute, I can give it to you, but how can I thank you?"
Lang Fei raised his eyebrows and was caught by the idiot's words. He said angrily for a while: "You idiot, do you want to give it or not? Do you still want to go to the Jade Smoke Valley? You slandered me and Xue Ya in front of others earlier. You will never pay me back."
I want you to have a taste of what I can do." After saying that, he rolled up his sleeves and started to fight.
Seeing that he was serious, Zhu Ganglie hurriedly handed the thunder gun to Lang Fei, and said with a flattering smile: "Don't come, don't come, I'll give it to you, but don't try to catch me, I only have one serious thing to do, and I hope brother Fei will agree to it."
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Lang Fei touched the thunder gun, shouted a few times, stuffed it into the Sumeru belt with his backhand, turned his head and looked at him carefully, and said: "You have something else to do? Can you tell me?"
Zhu Ganglie didn't answer. He just slapped the spirit beast bag on his waist and made a magic spell. Everyone's eyes were blurred. The guard injured by lightning came into view. A few spots on the bird's body were burnt, and two streaks appeared.
His legs were still kicking around freely, and his eyes were tightly closed in extreme pain.
"Let me take a closer look." Lang Fei frowned and walked around the guard, then touched the wound on the bird's body, causing the guard to scream a few times. Zhu Gang stood aside and rubbed his hands and face.
An anxious look.
"Well, the muscles were injured by the thunder and lightning. It's okay to have a long beard. After all, this bird relies on its defense. I think it will naturally get better in two days. But the injury in the abdomen is really a bit tricky."
"Ah?" Zhu Ganglie was very anxious after hearing this. He shook Lang Fei's shoulders and said, "Brother Fei, what do you mean by this? Is it possible that there is no way to save him? That damn Lian Juezi, Master Zhu's general is dead.
, I need you to accompany it down there to be a sweetheart."
Seeing that he was tense, Lang Fei patted his arm and said, "Don't be anxious. I just said it was difficult. I never said it was hopeless." After saying that, he rummaged through his belt, fiddled with it, and after a while he took out a bottle of elixir and threw it away.
Yu Zhu Ganglie. "The bottle contains vitality powder, 50% for external application and 50% for oral administration."
The idiot held the medicine bottle in his hand. He looked at it and turned around and said in confusion: "Only a bottle of medicine and stone can cure it, so how can we say it is difficult?"
Lang Fei touched his nose, chuckled, and said: "It's difficult to say it's not a medical injury, but it takes two days to take effect. During this period, you can't control it. If you compete on the stage again, you will miss this."
Isn’t it difficult to have a good helper?”
Zhu Ganglie was stunned and saw that both Yun Han and Xue Ya looked pitiful for him. The idiot laughed, patted Xumi and said: "Don't worry, I have my own way to deal with it, hehe,
If someone tries to bully me like this when I go on stage again, I will definitely make it look good."
Seeing his virtue, Lang Fei laughed and scolded: "You idiot, please put away your arrogant words. It's too early now. Why don't you study the secret book from the Jingzang Pavilion yesterday, or compete tomorrow."
Then give him some means."
Zhu Ganglie nodded and said: "That's right, that's right. Yesterday I was just drinking and passed out drunk. I also forgot to take a closer look at my Dangkangbian. Let's study it carefully today."
Xue Ya and Yun Han saw that he and Yun Han were in high spirits. They had nothing to do for a while, so they both made a plan. Yun Han called Xiao Bai'er to take him to the mountains to get some wine, and Xue Ya took Xiao Yu'er to the mountains to pick some food.
Spiritual material.
Lang Fei and Zhu Gang were waiting outside the palace to study the secret book they had learned yesterday. Lang Fei had read Xiao Zhou Tian's sword skills all over, but if he had any questions he didn't understand, he would try them on an idiot.
Zhu Ganglie was very angry at first when he was cursing, but after a while of fussing around, he got some ideas, and used Na Dangkang to transform into a body to hide. As they went back and forth, the swordsmanship of the two men became more and more subtle, and their hiding steps gradually became more advanced.
When Xue Ya and Yun Han came back, they saw the idiot's bloated figure bringing Na Dang Kang back. Although many of his movements were inelegant, Lang Fei's sword moves were incompetent. They couldn't help but be very surprised. He secretly thought that he was really good.
Qinggong, the true secret method.
The two of them studied and discussed again, and when the sun was getting west, Xue Ya and Yun Han prepared the dinner properly, and then everyone went into the palace to eat, finished eating, and then went to bed. In the blink of an eye, it was another peaceful night.