(Xiao Wei is asking for collection, please give me a few.)
When he was young, under Zhu Ganglie's astonished eyes, the gray mist became thick and suddenly converged, and in the process of writhing and shrinking, he turned into a tender pink baby. Judging from his appearance, he should be about the size of two years old. His head was braided upwards, and his neck was hung with a longevity lock.
He wears tiger-head boots, a pair of silver bracelets on his wrists, and a gauze pocket with eight treasures of brocade and beads on his chest, embroidered with a picture of a boy scattering wealth, reaching both legs and hips, with a delicate bamboo shoot tip underneath it flickering in and out as he breathes.
, from a distance, he looks like a small human body. If there is any difference, it is just that there is a bright gold coin embedded in his forehead.
The idiot was already stunned, but seeing this situation became even more unbearable. His eyes were about to burst out, and he stared fiercely at the pink and jade-carved little baby in front of him. He made a crisp sound, but his handshake was unsteady without realizing it.
The head of the rake with glazed teeth fell over and rested on the jade platform.
Seeing this, Cheng Juezi was overjoyed, but without replying, he raised his arm, bent the tip of his dagger forward, and executed the "Water Snake Shock" style, like a snake spitting out a message, its body winding, swimming and striking.
When his vision blurred, the idiot was startled. He knew that he had taken the lead when he was stunned, and it was too late to stop him. He twisted his body, dragged the glass rake, turned around and left.
Seeing that he was so naked, Cheng Juezi stretched out his body and used his strange body skills to keep up with him. At the same time, he secretly recited a psychic spell and attacked the baby from left to right at the same time.
While running, the idiot looked back and saw the one on the left, an adult, and the one on the right, a young child. He opened his eyes and looked at the baby pitifully.
The idiot was distracted, took three or two steps in the wrong direction, and turned to the right. When the baby saw the empty door exposed, his mouth and tongue wriggled, and when he opened his mouth, a pool of saliva came out.
The idiot was startled, and hurriedly stepped aside to give way, shouting in mourning: "Good boy, Grandpa Zhu didn't steal your candy, why are you treating me so well?"
"Hiss..." Zhu Ganglie ducked away, but the saliva fell on the jade table. The originally crystal saliva turned dark for some reason, foaming, and the bones swelled into black water splashes.
"Oh my God! Good things are like thorns under the rose, and needles behind the tail of jade bees. How did these young children become so disgusting?" Zhu Ganglie ran wildly at his feet, but he didn't stop mumbling.
Unable to stop shouting.
Cheng Juezi saw that he still had such a leisurely mind, he exerted force with his feet, spit out his true energy, and ran three minutes faster, his arms flashed like wings, the silver eagle appeared again, and he swooped down in the air.
In front of him and even on the edge of the jade platform, the fool secretly complained. He turned left to receive the knife and turned right to receive the spit. In desperation, he had no choice but to press his hand to his waist.
A red shadow suddenly flashed, and his long beard flew, revealing his figure. It turned out that it was already the third day, and the electric injury had already healed. Zhu Ganglie was in a critical situation at this time, so he had to call it out to greet him.
enemy.
When it landed on the ground, it jumped on its feet and let out a long cry. It was already suffocated after staying in the spirit beast bag, and felt relieved when it came out. Just when it was about to make a few more moves, a frustrated voice came. "Silly bird, and
I'll stop the one on the right."
When Hu stretched his waist for a moment, the bird's eyes darted around and saw a white figure hanging tightly on the right side behind Zhu Ganglie. The bird did not hesitate and shot the long beard like a straight arrow, dazzling in a blink of an eye.
Click out.
Cheng Juezi was chasing closely at this time, when he saw a red shadow flash out of the corner of his eye. Zhu Ganglie shouted, and then several arrow-like red shadows came towards him. His eyes shrank and he started running away.
After a pause, he turned around and made a clever move, stepping into the gap between several long beards. He suddenly turned the 'Efuxi' in his hand, and slashed left and right with daggers in both hands.
"Qiang, Qiang." There were two consecutive sounds of gold and iron intersecting. When my husband felt pain, he retracted his two long beards, lightly shook the painful area, and rubbed the soft feathers in his abdomen. In the blink of an eye, he was shocked again as if nothing had happened.
The beard comes to attack.
Cheng Juezi opened his mouth with a look of surprise. His evil Fuxi was a demonic soldier blessed by the power of the netherworld, but if he was even injured by it, the Yin Qi entering his body would cause him to become unconscious, so he had to do this.
The meat on the chopping board is left to be slaughtered. Furthermore, in terms of quality, although it is not a magic weapon, it is far better than an ordinary sharp knife. How can one imagine that the long beard is not afraid, and cutting it will only cause pain.
However, it had no different effect at all. He was frightened and frightened for a while, so he had to rely on his magical footwork to carefully dodge in the rain.
Over there, a man and a bird were fighting happily. Here, Zhu Ganglie was in peace and concentrated on dealing with the little baby. Strangely enough, when the little baby saw that he turned his head and concentrated on dealing with him, he said "Yiyi yiya yiya"
"Waving his hands, he turned around and ran away.
Zhu Ganglie was stunned for a moment, then he jumped up and pointed at the baby's back, laughing and saying: "I can't believe it, you are a clever guy. You know you can't defeat Grandpa Zhu, so you just ran here. Don't try to run away. I'll let you do it first."
Grandpa Zhu is having some fun."
How could the doll do what he said? It still held up its pair of pink and tender arms like jade lotus roots and ran around the stage, shouting "baiya baiya" incessantly, making all the disciples watching the battle smile.
Endless.
Seeing this, Zhu Ganglie used his strength with his feet. When Kang Bian stepped out, a gust of wind seemed to chase him away. His body was wide and his legs were long, and the doll was only a little bigger. Wherever he could outrun him, he would chase him in a few steps.
Behind the scenes, the two of them became parallel for a while.
The idiot kept walking, turned his body slightly, laughed happily, raised his hand and pinched the baby's pink face. "Hahahaha, what is this shadow ghost? It's just a fortune doll.
.”
After saying that, he turned to look at the long-bearded Cheng Juezi, opened his mouth and cursed: "Hey, you lazy loser, but you raised a cute doll as a spiritual beast. Could it be that one of your lovers fell behind?"
I am an illegitimate child, and I am afraid that my eldest son will be blamed, so I resort to such deceitful methods." After saying that, he raised his hand and pinched the baby's face.
Cheng Juezi was walking among the long-bearded men. Hearing these words, his face turned red with anger. Before he could say anything, he heard a loud cry of "Wow" coming from the other side. It turned out to be Zhu Ganglie pinching him repeatedly.
The baby's face was so tender, but he didn't touch it gently or harshly. He accidentally hurt the baby, causing it to wail in grief.
When the idiot heard this, he panicked and became at a loss. He wanted to hug her, but he was afraid that he would spit, so he refused to coax him, and he felt really uneasy. He was hesitant and hesitant.
The baby here suffered for a long time and saw no one to take care of it. He suppressed his cry, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with his small hands, turned his head and looked at Zhu Ganglie with a pouted mouth.
"Hey, I'm such an obedient baby. I won't cry anymore. It's so good, so good! Go, go, go to that compartment and hide away as soon as possible. When Grandpa Zhu wins over you, this cheap old man, he will buy it for you later.
Eat candy."
Zhu Ganglie pointed to the audience for a long time, but saw that the baby showed no reaction at all. When he tried to persuade him, he saw the baby holding up both hands to pull the gold coin between its forehead.
"Okay, okay, I just finished crying and went to rub it and play with his treasure, but I didn't want to give it to Grandpa Zhu so that he could teach you to buy candy."
The idiot was muttering to himself here, but he didn't expect that the baby had been rubbing it for a long time and suddenly slapped it with his palm.
Zhu Ganglie was shocked again, anxious in his heart, he made a slight mistake in his steps, and shouted loudly: "My good grandson, you can't expose it, but you try to slap it hard. Your hands and brain will hurt. Quan, please stop. Quan, please stop, you, Grandpa Zhu."
I don’t miss those two boys.”
As soon as he finished speaking, something unexpected happened suddenly. After the gold coin on the doll's forehead was patted a few times, a cloud of gray-brown smoke suddenly spurted out. It just circled around the baby a few times, and in the blink of an eye, the whole person turned into a ball of gray.
fog.
There were many fireworks in the gray mist, and Zhu Ganglie was stunned. Suddenly it shrank sharply, and disappeared like a burst of bubbles. The doll disappeared quietly in broad daylight without leaving any trace.
The idiot thought it was a sign and took it back. He turned around and cursed loudly. "You lazy bastard, Master Zhu hasn't cared about you enough. Why are you taking it away? Come out as soon as possible."
, otherwise I will go down with the rake and scratch it without any care, causing you to become paralyzed by the wind."
But Cheng Juezi ignored him. He was so busy with himself now that he had no energy to refute. The idiot groaned for a long time and did not answer when he saw Cheng Juezi. He tugged at the glass rake and wanted to go up and help him.
A back door blooms.
The idiot had just taken a step when he suddenly saw a long beard attacking Cheng Juezi coming straight towards him. Before he could think about it, the long beard reached his waist, and suddenly there was a strong force, and the whole person was dragged forward.
OK, thinking that this was my duty, I definitely would not harm him. I thought something must have happened, so I had no choice but to kick my legs and stagger and let him drag me along.
"Hissing" came an unusual sound from behind. Zhu Ganglie was startled. He turned around hurriedly, only to see that the pink doll that had disappeared without a trace appeared again behind him, and a pool of black saliva on the ground was still glowing.
Unohua.
When the guard withdrew his long beard, the idiot turned around. The guy stared blankly at the delicate doll covered with jade and pink. His eyes hurt from looking at it for a long time, and he said: "This baby, it turns out that I didn't miss you Zhu.
Grandpa saved money, but he hid his head and waited for me."
The baby scratched the itch through his bellyband and screamed "Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah". Zhu Ganglie stared at him, completely confused. He had a round belly and a pink and tender chicken under his crotch.
However, a crystal clear "clear spring" spurted out.
Zhu Ganglie saw that it was shooting far away and was heading straight towards him. He didn't dare to be careless. He turned around and quickly got out of the way. When he hid in a safe place, he looked sideways and saw that it was like saliva, which was also in contact with the jade table.
It instantly turned black.
"It is said that children's urine can be used as medicine. According to Grandpa Zhu, the thing that is gushing out from your crotch can only be used as poison."
As soon as he finished speaking, without even closing his mouth, the doll turned his gun and fired. Zhu Ganglie screamed, stood on tiptoes, and suddenly jumped back.
After several leaps in succession, the idiot retreated to a safe area, touched his brows, grimaced, sighed, and said to himself: "Master Zhu is also suffering a hard life. The day before yesterday, I met a crossbow player and was tossed around by him.
Shoot, shoot, shoot. Yesterday I met a woman, and I thought that this guy couldn’t cum, but how could I have thought that she had a sword and could poke and poke. How could I have expected that I would meet you again today, you little brat?
Even though his hair has not even grown yet, he used that crotch thing to shoot at your Grandpa Zhu. The first time he was rubbing against you, and the second time he was called bad luck, but the third time he was not unlucky? Could it be that Master Zhu really has a darkened hall, and his fortune has been low for the past few days?