"You, how dare you laugh at me!" Miss Du heard Li Kuo's 'mockery' and her face turned red with anger.
"Damn Qibaozi, how dare you mock me! I, I won't marry you!"
It was really unreasonable for Miss Du to lose her temper, so she got up and left the house.
"Hey, hey, my aunt, this is no joke. Sit down, sit down." Li Kuo quickly took Du Jingtian's arm and held her steady on the bedside. Seriously, young man
There is really no malice in this improvised song. Thinking about him and Ah Tian being childhood sweethearts, what kind of jokes have they never made? But even so, who would have thought that the two people who were chatting and having fun together last year would become friends this year.
Couple who got their hair done?
The young man just expressed his feelings through singing, but Miss Du mistook it for ridicule. It was really unfair.
Du Jingtian tilted her head, pretending to be angry and said: "I don't care, you are just mocking me."
"Then you don't want to eat this cheese?"
"No more eating!"
"Then you don't want to drink this Hexin wine anymore?"
"No more drinking!"
"Well, I'll go and bring this pot of wine and cheese to Liniang. She must be hungry too."
Li Kuo spread his hands and stopped forcing.
"Hey, damn Qi Baozi, I knew you were thinking about someone else!"
Miss Du finally couldn't hold back anymore, turned around and used the Hedong Lion's Roar.
"It's an injustice, it's a complete injustice. Miss, if you don't eat or drink, aren't there still people who are hungry? Anyway, you don't want to see me, so why don't I get out of the way and let you have some peace and quiet." After being together for such a long time,
How come Li Kuo doesn't know Du Jingtian's weaknesses? Miss Du has a sharp tongue and a soft heart. As long as you are a little tougher, she will immediately show concern.
"Who, who doesn't want to see you?"
Du Jingtian wrung his hands and held back a sentence for a long time.
"What, I didn't hear clearly just now!" The young man covered his ears maliciously, his voice soft and soft.
"I don't want you to leave, I'm so damn stupid!~~~" Du Jingtian simply told the truth, with crystal tears already welling up in his eyes.
"What about this cheese?"
"Don't give up yet!"
"What about this combined wine?"
"Drink it quickly, damn Xiaoqi, what nonsense!"
"Young man, I obey!" Li Kuo put the tray on the table and bowed to Du Jingtian.
"Glib tongue!" Du Jingtian scolded, and added: "Um, how should I drink that Henu wine?"
"That's easy!" The young man smiled cheerfully and motioned for the other person to stretch out his right arm. "Put your arm around my forearm, and then my forearm goes through your elbow socket! By the way, it's done with just one hook.
Already?"
"Yes." The girl's face was already red at this time, and the hand holding the cup was already trembling.
The young man felt it was funny and gently said, "Put the wine in your hand into your mouth."
As soon as she finished speaking, Miss Du tugged the wine glass hard and pulled it towards her mouth.
"Hey, miss, please slow down!" The two wine glasses were connected by a red line. Du Jingtian exerted such force that a lot of the wine juice in Li Kuo's glass inevitably overflowed.
"Oh." Du Jingtian saw the wine stains on Li Kuo's clothes and was about to step forward: "I'll help you wipe it. Please be more careful next time."
Li Kuo felt a wry smile in his heart. It was obvious that she was reckless, so she relied on him again?
There were whispers inside the house, and there was joy outside.
Zhang Yanji, Zhou Wuwei and other young brothers were hiding outside the bridal chamber and eavesdropping on the conversation between Lord General and Miss A Tian. They didn’t know what they were talking about, and they were really shocked when they heard it. I didn’t expect Miss A Tian to be so proactive, so I couldn’t wait to ask for it.
How about sharing the joy with the General?
"Well, use more force, go deeper, well, this is it."
"Ouch, you hurt someone, why did you force yourself so hard? You're like a bull.
"Ah, where do you feel pain? Let me rub it for you."
"Your strength is too strong. Slow down, rub it first, and then apply more force when it is warm..."
Hearing these words, Zhang Yanji almost burst out of his nose. The young man came from a wealthy family and had received a lot of education like this since he was a child. He knew all about these bed matters.
This sweet girl is too, too proactive. He has only seen this kind of position in erotic pictures. Although the movements are novel, it will be inconsistent with yin and yang.
"I'm so darling, I never thought that our general, who is usually very brave, is why he is being pressed down by my mother-in-law on the bed like this?"
Pu Dachui rubbed his palms and smiled, this drama was much better than Aunt Pingkanglihong's sword dance.
"Screw you, our general must have lowered his status by accommodating Miss A Tian." Dou Qing laughed and kicked Pu Sledgehammer in the butt, interrupting his thoughts.
"Hey, everyone knows it in their hearts, everyone knows it." Pu Dachui didn't care and put his ear against the wooden door again.
"Then we can't let her do this kind of thing! The big men still have to show off their arrogance in bed!" Xian Yuyucheng also comes from a wealthy family, and he attaches great importance to poetry and etiquette. The postures of this man and woman
It’s about the cycle of yin and yang, it cannot be modified, well, it cannot be modified...
"You can't say that, this position is all thought up by people. Since it was thought up by people, it can be improved. In my opinion, um, this position is very flavorful.
"Zhou Wuwei gave everyone's evaluation from a very professional perspective, which made everyone sigh.
"Let me take a look. It's really broken. I'll get you some potion right now."
Seeing that Li Kuo was about to come out, everyone panicked and hurriedly thought about where to hide. But in a hurry, Pu's sledgehammer tripped over his feet and fell forward. Everyone was pressed by this force and followed him.
He fell forward, and the wooden door that was ajar instantly collapsed.
"Ouch."
"Hey, brother Kuo'er, the moon is beautiful today."
"General, um, we were passing by, um, passing by."
"Yes, we were passing by."
Everyone subconsciously glanced towards the bed. They saw Miss Du lying on the bed with her bare back, her skin as white as mutton-fat jade covered with yellow medicinal wine, and a sarcoma the size of a Kaiyuan Tongbao that had just been removed.
It was broken and a few drops of blood came out.
When Miss Du heard such a movement, she turned around subconsciously. When she saw everyone staring at her body, she became furious: "Auntie, get out of here, get out of here, get out of here!~
Note 1: Hexinjiu means drinking a cup of wine. In fact, it was not until the middle Tang Dynasty that Hexinjiu really evolved into drinking, and it had to be drank in one gulp. At this time, the old ladle had been changed into a real wine glass, called the "Hehuan Cup".
ps: This description makes me want to face the wall...I am pure, Xiaoqi is very cute, there is no incompatibility between the two of them.