During the first round of raids, Liu Juan opened her mouth wide and watched as Lin Lei swallowed five small plates of beef alive, as if he had not eaten meat for hundreds of years.
However, this is still within the scope of human understanding.
However, next, Lin Lei discovered that everyone was rushing to the dishes, and no one paid any attention to him, what kind of dishes to choose, and how much to pack!
Therefore, this time, Lin Lei relaxed a lot and loaded ten plates of beef in one go. After bringing it back, Liu Juan's little mouth opened into an 'O' shape in shock, and she could no longer suppress the curiosity in her heart.
, asked with a surprised look on his face: "Lin Lei, how long have you not eaten meat? Why do you eat like this? Don't eat it bad!"
At this moment, Lin Lei's mouth was full of beef, and he was chewing vigorously. He rolled his eyes at Liu Juan and said, "What do you know? Men should eat meat in big mouths. Look,
The pretty pretty boys on those tables are taking small bites one by one, wanting to lick them a little bit, but they have no manliness at all! So, you have a good sense and found a grown man like me!"
"puff!"
Liu Juan covered her mouth and said with a smile: "You still have the nerve to call others a pretty boy, but look at your own looks, aren't you also a pretty girl? However, your appearance... is too scary! Fortunately,
No one is looking here, otherwise they will die of shame!"
"Tch, I'm a killer. Whoever dares to look here, I'll chop him up! Oh, why don't you eat it? Eat it quickly, don't waste the 45 yuan!" Lin Lei put on a vicious look, but his mouth
There was beef in it, which looked very funny, making Liu Juan giggle.
In the following third round of raids, Lin Lei became even more unscrupulous with the experience of the first and second rounds. He held hands together and served four or five plates in a row. There were more than 30 small plates in total, all of which were beef.
, filled with a table.
This time, Lin Lei and Liu Juan's table had no choice but to avoid attracting attention. People at the neighboring tables were whispering to each other and talking about Lin Lei.
However, at this time, Lin Lei was entirely focused on the beef and ignored all those strange looks.
But Liu Juan is always a woman, and she is also a stay-at-home girl. If she takes some videos and photos and uploads them, she will be a typical stay-at-home goddess.
And her face was already thin, but this time, she suddenly turned red. She kept rubbing the corners of her clothes with both hands, lowered her head, and said softly: "Lin Lei, how about we buy some meat and go home to eat! Here
There are so many people, it’s really embarrassing for you to be able to eat so much!”
"No, we spent money. The total for two people is 90! We must at least eat enough. Besides, I have a habit of eating. Once I start eating, I can't eat anymore if I change places!"
Linley protested.
It turns out that what Lin Lei cares about is not face, but money! Alas, poor boss!
"Ah? How much more do you want to eat?" Liu Juan asked with a wry smile as she glanced at the plates piled high on the table.
"Oh! I'm only three-thirds full now...!" Lin Lei replied seriously.
Collapse, Liu Juan immediately collapsed after hearing this answer. You have eaten almost fifty plates of beef. Fifty plates of beef, even if there are only one or two in a plate, fifty plates of beef are five kilograms!
Moreover, you are only three-quarters full, so if you are seven-cent full, don’t you have to eat fifteen kilograms of beef? One hundred and fifty plates?
This is not enough, it is simply trying to kill others!
In fact, whether the barbecue restaurant will compensate or not is not within the scope of Liu Juan's consideration. However, Liu Juan is a woman, and she is also the kind of woman who has a very good face. Otherwise, she would not have delayed renting out the house until now, so
, she really can't stand the strange looks around her!
And if Lin Lei continued to eat, Liu Juan estimated that the boss of the store would come. Then it would be extremely embarrassing.
"Oh, my little Juanjuan, please don't act like you owe someone millions, okay? We're here to eat just to be happy and full! Why do you care so much about other people's eyes!
Come on, let's eat our food and let them be jealous. Who told them to be petty?" Lin Lei noticed Liu Juan's embarrassment and enlightened.
Liu Juan felt like crying after listening to Lin Lei's words. It turned out that Lin Lei still felt good about himself. Who would be jealous of you, a loser!
Next, after the fourth round, the fifth round... I don’t know which round, Lin Lei finally patted his slightly bulging belly with satisfaction, burped comfortably, and said: "I’m so full.
Let’s go!”
Liu Juan was already numb to Lin Lei, a loser. At this moment, when she heard Lin Lei say the words "I'm full," she actually felt a sense of relief, and secretly vowed to never bring Lin Lei to a buffet in the future.
, it’s really embarrassing.
When paying, Liu Juan saw that the boss's face was turning green and purple, and he glanced at Lin Lei from time to time. Apparently, the boss had already discovered that Lin Lei was a big belly king and had eaten almost twenty kilograms of beef.
For more than 100 yuan, he lost more than 500 yuan! After collecting the money, the boss only had one thought in his mind, that is, he hoped that Lin Lei would never come again, no, he would never see this person again in the future.
However, before leaving, Lin Lei actually said to the boss with a smile: "Boss, your barbecue is so delicious and your service attitude is also very considerate. I will definitely come here to eat again next time!"
"Plop!"
After hearing this, the boss's eyes darkened and he fainted...
After leaving the barbecue restaurant, Liu Juan looked at Lin Lei who was picking his teeth and said: "Lin Lei, you are so delicate and pretty, how can you be so good at eating? I really don't know how you have survived all these years!"
"Hey, Xiaojuanjuan, are you worried that you won't be able to feed me in the future? But don't worry, I can adjust my appetite at will, and I don't have to eat so much every meal! Today, I am just happy, and I don't want to waste that time.
It’s 90 yuan, so I’m going to eat as much as I can!” Lin Lei said with a smile.
"Who...who said I will support you from now on? You want to be a pretty boy, but I don't want you! Humph!" Liu Juan rolled her eyes at Lin Lei and said.
"Okay, if you don't feed me, I'll feed you. You won't be able to eat much anyway!" Lin Lei looked at Liu Juan's plump breasts with a squinting look on his face and said.
"You support me? Well! I can afford it. You are a killer, and killers make a lot of money!" Liu Juan identified Lin Lei as a killer, so according to ordinary people's thinking, the money earned from killing people is indeed quite a lot.
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"Uh... haha, you were in the barbecue restaurant and you just watched me eat and didn't eat much? Why don't I go to the supermarket and buy you something!" Lin Lei said with a concerned look on his face as he didn't want to get entangled in the topic of the killer.
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"Well, okay! Let's go buy something! I happen to have a bottle of 1992 red wine at home, which was originally kept as a souvenir! Now that I know the 'truth', I drank it to avoid wasting anything!" Liu Juan looked suddenly.
He darkened and said.
Lin Lei looked at Liu Juan's somewhat sad look, walked to her side, held her little face in his hands, and said with a gentle face: "Let the past pass! The present life is what we have to face.
, as long as we are full of confidence in the future and don’t be tied down by the past, I believe that our current life will be full of joy and happiness! Let’s eat and drink all the sadness and pain today. Wait.
Tomorrow, everything will turn into feces, poop it out!"
"Haha, why are you so disgusting? Go buy something quickly!" Liu Juan said with a giggle.
Next, the two went to the supermarket to buy a bunch of things. Of course, Lin Lei once again acted as a coolie, carrying three full bags and following Liu Juan...!
Finally, after struggling for a while, the two of them returned home!
As soon as Liu Juan returned home, she turned around and said to Lin Lei: "Lin Lei, wait in the living room, I'll take a bath, I'll be fine in a while!" After saying that, Liu Juan ran to the bedroom and changed into pajamas.