It is said that Lu Xiaobu suddenly became excited, and saw that his wolf hand was about to grab the inn proprietress's breasts. Suddenly, he heard a "pop" sound, and five bright red fingerprints appeared on Lu Xiaobu's face. Lu Xiaobu was shocked by this sudden attack.
Stunned by the slap, he raised his head with astonishment and stared straight at the innkeeper's wife.
I saw this girl staring at me with eyes wide open, looking at me with a frosty face, and said: You little bitch, I have tolerated you for a long time. You have been mumbling in my place since dusk. Why don't you bother me?
Sorry, what time is it? If you don’t go to bed, I’m still going to sleep. Okay, I’ve endured it, and now I still want to eat my tofu. If my movements weren’t restricted by the system master, I really want to take off my underwear.
Stop your arrogant mouth. You have been saying this for so long. If I didn't show it, I would really hurt your fragile otaku heart. This slap is a gift to you. You're welcome.
Already."
Looking at Lu Xiaobu who was a little stupid after being scolded by him, the innkeeper's wife relieved her depression a little. Suddenly, the innkeeper's wife was stunned for a moment, and then said with excitement: "I can finally speak.
, I stay in this lonely place every day, and I don’t even see a ghost. My lonely heart is very restless. Oh! I don’t know what the archer brother and the sword guard brother are like.
I really miss their majestic bodies, strong biceps, and sexy mustaches, and...and..."
Looking at the innkeeper's wife, who looked like a young Sichun woman, Lu Xiaobu stood there blankly again, feeling thunder rolling in his head, and only one thought remained: "What kind of top-notch person is this person? This is too...
....”
After a long time, Lu Xiaobu coughed slightly and said: "That beauty, please wait a moment and think about your big sword guard brother and your archer brother. Although I admit that their beards are indeed sexier, but can I
Let me ask you, why are you able to speak all of a sudden???"
The innkeeper's wife gave Lu Xiaobu a charming look and said, "I don't know why. Anyway, as long as I can move around, I'll be very good. Huh! I'm in a good mood today, so I won't bother with you about what happened just now."
Now, why don't you let me touch you?" Immediately, her delicate body moved towards Lu Xiaobu.
The innkeeper's wife's move frightened Lu Xiaobu so much that he hid behind him. Although there was a flash of heat in his eyes and he had the intention to step forward and touch her twice, his body involuntarily stepped back and his face turned red.
The inn proprietress looked nervously at her as she took a step forward and Lu Xiaobu took a step back. She giggled and said: "You were so bold just now and wanted to eat my tofu, but it turns out you are still a virgin. Haha, I'm laughing so hard."
Okay, you little bastard who has a lustful heart but no courage, forget it, I won’t tease you anymore, they are going to find my archer brother, do you want to come with me? It’s very fun for the three of us together, I
I’ve tried it before with Brother Archer and Brother Dashouwei.”
Lu Xiaobu looked at the tough girl in front of him speechlessly, shaking his head like a twang and looking at the innkeeper's wife with a fearful look. The innkeeper's wife glanced at Lu Xiaobu with disdain and said:
"Boy, I think you are quite strong. Could it be that you are sick in that area? After that, Lu Xiaobu drifted towards the door of the inn without waiting for a reply, leaving only a string of laughter like silver bells.
Lu Xiaobu looked at the retreating figure with extremely sad and angry eyes, and said angrily in his heart: "Damn!! I am completely despised by this little bitch, so I have always been a model of self-discipline in the world, and I have taken it as my goal to conquer the beauties of this continent.
How can Lu Xiaobu, who has always been responsible for his life, be embarrassed by his feelings? How can he be embarrassed by his feelings?"
I saw Lu Xiaobu yelling at the disappearing figure: "Don't leave if you have the ability? If I don't have sex with you, I will make you die and cry for father and mother. My surname is not Lu.
**Uncle, if you dare to say that I can’t do it, then you can’t do it, and your whole family can’t do it.”
But Lu Xiaobu's voice was hoarse and there was no response from the innkeeper's wife. It must be that the girl has gone far...
Just when Lu Xiaobu was extremely depressed, he heard a "bang" sound, and then came the screams of the innkeeper's wife. The shrillness of the voice made Lu Xiaobu's ears numb, and the pain on his back was...
All the hairs on my body have stood on end.
Lu Xiaobu hurriedly ran towards the source of the sound and saw the innkeeper's wife sitting at the door, covering her head with her hands and moaning in a low voice. When she saw Lu Xiaobu's questioning eyes, two
His misty eyes were filled with grievances, and he raised his hand and pointed tremblingly at the door.
Lu Xiaobu looked towards the door, but didn't find anything. He could only say in confusion: "What's wrong, beauty? What's the situation? Where is your archer brother? Why didn't you go to the door and sit down instead of looking for your mistress? Here is
There is obviously nothing."
The innkeeper's wife cooed: "Why is there nothing? It's just this damn thing that hit my head and prevented me from looking for the archer brother, 55555." As she said that, she stretched her white and tender hands out of the door.
When the landlady stretched out her hand at the empty door, a thin film similar to a magic shield appeared out of thin air, blocking the landlady's hand from moving forward.
Seeing this strange phenomenon, Lu Xiaobu also stretched out his hand, and saw that the film that hindered the inn proprietress' progress disappeared instantly, and Lu Xiaobu's hand reached out of the door without any damage. This kind of
The differential treatment made Lu Xiaobu laugh unscrupulously.
It wasn't until he saw the innkeeper's wife's eyes that seemed to be filled with sorrow and resentment that she stopped laughing in embarrassment and shrugged her shoulders helplessly, saying that she was helpless about this phenomenon.
I saw the innkeeper's wife rubbing her red and swollen head painfully, and said: "Humph, I knew I couldn't count on you. I'll ask the system master what's going on." I saw the innkeeper's wife suddenly stood there as if the computer had crashed.
After a while, his originally watery eyes became extremely dull, and Lu Xiaobu thought to himself: "Could this be the legendary soul leaving the body???"
For a long time, the innkeeper's wife looked downcast and said to Lu Xiaobu, who was full of doubts: "The system master said that the host did not successfully activate the character intelligence system. I evolved independently, so I do not have the authority to leave this inn. Oh my god, who can
Tell me where that damn host is? I'm going to eat him alive, 5555 my archer brother."
Lu Xiaobu then remembered that when he reached out to the innkeeper's wife's breasts, he seemed to hear a "ding" system prompt. However, he was in a state of high-speed secretion of hormones at that time, so he had no time to read the system prompts.
ah.
Thinking of this, Lu Xiaobu hurriedly checked the system prompts. After a long time, he saw that iconic sleazy smile appear on Lu Xiaobu's face again.