Back home, the fat man had already taken a shower, put on a set of clean clothes, and was posing coquettishly in front of the mirror. His fat body was twisting and turning. From a distance, he looked like a man wearing clothes.
Fatty Pig stood up at that person. After seeing Lu Xiaobu come back, he said: "I'm back, hey, boss, look, I've become handsome again. My clothes feel so tight, oh my." He said.
He formed orchid fingers with his left hand and gave Lu Xiaobu a wink.
This made Lu Xiaobu so sick that he scolded: "Damn it, what are you doing on the plane? Damn it, why did you lose weight? I think you lost weight because of your clothes. By the way, Rose and I disappeared."
How come you don't look worried at all after being here for so long? Do you take me as the boss seriously?"
I saw the fat man acting shyly like a little girl and said: "No way, why don't people worry about the boss? It's just that when they see you, the boss, their little hearts will plop and my wife will jump around. She's so nervous! I don't believe you are here.
Touch it, my heart is still beating so fast now." As he spoke, he kept fidgeting with the corners of his clothes with both hands. He looked like a teenage girl, but this expression appeared on a
The man's body, coupled with his fat figure, makes people feel as if he has eaten a fly.
This time, even Blood Rose couldn't withstand the visual impact brought by the fat man, and said: "Hey, Boss Chen, why didn't I realize that you have this kind of hobby before? If you are caught by those noble ladies who were obsessed with you before,
I don’t know what to think when I see it. I happen to be familiar with all the wives and concubines of the nobles and concubines in the city, and you have quite a few fans among them. Do you want me to tell them? I believe they will be very interested." He said with a smile.
Look at the fat man.
The fat man smiled bitterly and said: "Sister-in-law, please don't bury me. You don't know what those ladies are like. They are all fatter than me, and they look like wolves and tigers. If I were with them
If it takes more than two months, I'm afraid I'll have a figure like the skeleton summoned by the boss."
Xue Rose was made happy by the fat man's sister-in-law call. She squinted her eyes and nodded, saying: "Well, I guess you are a smart kid. If Xiaobu bullies you in the future, just tell your sister-in-law that I will help you deal with him."
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Lu Xiaobu thought to himself: "Women are indeed a strange animal. Just saying "sister-in-law" made Blood Rose, who was originally estranged from the fat man, happy. The more she looked at the fat man, the more pleasing she became."
At this time, the fat man suddenly said: "Boss, when are we going to the Imperial Capital? I can't wait to come. There is gold everywhere there, just waiting for you and me to pick it up." After saying that, he looked at Lu Xiaobu expectantly.
Lu Xiaobu looked at his anxious look and said with a smile: "Why be anxious? With a character like this, how can you achieve great things in the future? You have to learn from my brother and learn to be calm. As for going to the imperial capital, I think it will be the day after tomorrow.
Okay, by the way, Rose, will you go to the Imperial Capital with me?"
Blood Rose said: "Of course, I will follow you wherever you go." She said with a happy face and leaned into Lu Xiaobu's arms.
Just when Lu Xiaobu was lamenting that love can indeed make women stupid, suddenly Xue Meigui said: "By the way, Xiaobu, you haven't told me your secret yet, tell me quickly, don't lie, otherwise I...I
..I will just...ignore you, hum." After saying this, he raised his head in a threatening manner, like a proud little swan.
Looking at Xue Rose, who was now full of stupidity, Lu Xiaobu said: "Well, it's not impossible to tell you, but you have to tear this apart first." After saying that, he took out a membership certificate from the bag and handed it to Xue Rose.
Rose, it's not that he doesn't believe in blood roses, but it's always right to be careful.
When the fat man saw Lu Xiaobu taking out the guild certificate, his expression changed, but he didn't say anything. He knew what to say and what not to say, and he was also very curious whether the woman in front of him could pass the test of the guild certificate.
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Blood Rose happened to see the change in Fatty's face. Thinking of what the woman told her when she left, she vaguely guessed something in her mind. However, she did not hesitate and simply tore open the membership certificate in her hand.
The room was filled with scattered golden light. In the middle of the golden light was the blood rose. At this moment, the blood rose shrouded in golden light exuded a holy and noble aura, which made people unable to think of any blasphemy, just like
Like a noble queen.
Suddenly, no trace of the golden light was left, but it did not penetrate into the body like Fatty and others did at that time. This scene reminded Lu Xiaobu of the scene when Luo Yu used the membership certificate, and he felt an inexplicable panic in his heart. Could it be that this woman
Isn't she loyal enough to herself? Or does she have another purpose in contacting him?
Just when Lu Xiaobu was feeling uneasy, Xue Rose let out a painful groan. The membership certificate in his hand actually emitted an even more dazzling golden light than before. However, at this moment, the expression on Xue Mei's face looked very comfortable and comfortable. When the golden light was shining,
After entering the body of Blood Rose, it also indicates that Blood Rose successfully joined Lu Xiaobu's guild. Although I don't know why the golden light suddenly disappeared, it was considered a success at least. This left Lu Xiaobu hanging high.
My heart was relieved.
Lu Xiaobu walked upstairs with Xue Meigui, who was a little tired. Suddenly he seemed to remember something and said to the fat man: "Fat man, go and get ready. We will leave for the imperial capital tomorrow. Also, what did you say about sister-in-law just now?"
It’s a very good call, I will consider getting you a magic cloak to wear as soon as possible.”
The fat man nodded and looked at Lu Xiaobu's back with a lewd smile on his face. If Lu Xiaobu saw this, it would be another big mistake. Unfortunately, it seems that Lu has no time to talk to him now.
In Blood Rose's room, when Lu Xiaobu put Blood Rose on the bed, he looked at Blood Rose's white face, neck like mutton-fat jade, and the looming plumpness on her chest, and suddenly a ball of flame rose up from her Dantian.
, driving Lu Xiaobu to kiss Blood Rose. Seeing that Lu Xiaobu was about to succeed, Blood Rose's closed eyes suddenly opened, looking at Lu Xiaobu with a half-smile and saying: "What? Brother, you have to say
What did I do? Why did you put me on the bed? And you were so close to me."
I saw Lu Xiaobu scratching his head in embarrassment, and was about to defend himself, but when he saw the loss in the eyes of Xue Meigui, he gritted his teeth, stamped his feet, and wiped. He was not afraid of a girl. What should I be afraid of?
The wolf howled and rushed towards the blood rose.
In an instant, the whole room was filled with moving melody... (Everyone is free to imagine here, if you say too much, you will be criticized) Listening to the sound coming from upstairs, the fat man shook his head helplessly, alas, this is it.
The gap between the younger brother and the older brother is that the older brother can...ahem, that, but the younger brother has to run around for tomorrow's affairs. It's unbalanced. But complaining is a complaint, and the fat man still lowered his head and packed his luggage.