A lively super warrior talent show began like this.
Everyone came to help and set up a huge arena that was nine feet tall and dozens of feet in a mess.
There were hundreds of seats in the audience, with popcorn and beer in preparation for watching the game.
Unexpectedly, before the contestants gathered, everyone was quarreling because of the candidates for the judges.
This one says I will come, that one says you are not worthy, that one says I will obey whoever is there, that one doesn’t agree with anyone else.
It made it look like an aunt in the vegetable market, and it was in chaos.
When Yue Cangqiong saw that he was about to fight again, he quickly beat the drum and cheered the fire.
Fortunately, everyone has learned their lessons and is no longer fooled this time. After a while, they said, "You will be happy when you go across the sky, why don't you come up with an idea."
Yue Cangqiong smiled and said, "Why don't you draw lots, everyone will draw lots together, those who are caught will be judges, and those who are not won will be contestants."
Wei Jingtian said: "Everyone has a share of you, and you will never fail!"
Haitaro nodded: "Hehe, the master has a good idea. No matter which one I make, I can show my face."
"The problem is to choose a few judges." Xiao Kebei came out at the right time to cause trouble.
In a word, everyone was in a deadlock again and began to be in chaos again.
This means that they are all three, so we can reach three at most.
That said, "It's too much, too little porridge, it's not enough to share!"
Another said, just check the number of people and take the intermediate value.
Another thing to say, Damn, are you teasing us?
Finally, Yue Cangqiong calculated his fingers and said, "Three and three are endless, six and six are infinite, one and twenty, seven and forty-nine, just choose ten of him."
"Are you going to choose the Guangdong Ten Tigers?" Everyone complained, but there was no better way.
So they still draw lots, and everyone has a share. Those who fail to choose can go on stage and become contestants on their own, and those who abstain will become audience members. [ ~ ]
SpongeBob was the first to sit in the seat and said excitedly: "Fight, I like Karate the most."
Yes, he gave up.
Then he caught it in one round, but he didn't expect that the first person to leave was Haitaro.
The king of Ya was indeed mighty and became a noble judge.
Then he whispered in a low voice, Kaneda-kami, Uncle Maori, Hongtaro, Avannah, Ren Dazui, Professor Lang all took action, and the remaining few were all suitable players.
Those who were not out were secretly happy and were waiting to show their skills on stage.
"By the way, what are the rules for this competition?" Several judges took the initiative to discuss it.
Yue Cangqiong said: "What rules do you need to talk about? It's worth it compared to fans. Whoever wins the most audience and has the best reputation is the first. The knockout matches and round-robin matches are not good."
Uncle Maori was dissatisfied: "Why don't you come here to be a judge by yourself?"
Yue Cangqiong said: "I am trying to resolve the feud, otherwise you will help me kill the leader? I will abstain immediately."
The leader couldn't help but interrupt and said, "I want to kill me, but I don't even have a door. Do you think so?"
"Of course it's! The leader is the most handsome!" The fans cheered together.
Yue Cangqiong was not showing weakness, and said to the Hulu immortals: "Come on! Keep the formation and shout to me. The people on the opposite side are so swaying!"
The Hulu immortals immediately deformed and all acted in miserable situations. The party shouted: "The people on the other side are so slutty!"
Brother Chun flew over there and kicked Hu Luxian and said, "You are so obedient, so boneless."
Hu Luxian got up one after another, wiped his mouth and said, "Is this the beginning?"
Unexpectedly, SpongeBob, who was originally in the audience, was the first to jump onto the ring and shout: "Come on, who is the first to compete with me?"
"Damn it, aren't you going to be a spectator?" Everyone complained, and instantly the tomato beer bottle drowned his small figure.
SpongeBob came out of the tomato pile as if nothing had happened and said, "Who will come first?"
Haitaro jumped up and said, "Let me come and meet you." (·~) What do we compare to?"
The two of them stared at each other and were silent for a long time. SpongeBob suddenly said, "Who is more cute?"
"Bah!" Yue Cangkong sneezes and blew the two of them under the ring, "Go to the public and go down and rest for a while."
Seeing that the ring was quiet, Brother Chun went up as if no one was around and said, "Since everyone can't erase the face, then I will come first. For my beloved leader, I decided to lead the way and take the lead!"
Brother Chun took a seductive posture and stood on the ring, so seductive that he wanted to reincarnate and reincarnate.
SpongeBob whistled and made trouble: "Go down! It's so ugly."
Haitaro also pounded the ground and said, "This is a joke!"
Others cheered, but Brother Chun was calm and composed.
No matter what kind of verbal attacks, I don't care.
His figure still stood firm on the stage, and he emitted a warm divine light. He looked up at the sky forty-five degrees: "Brother Xin Chun, I will gain eternal life. I can guarantee that you will be free from worries and all your wishes will come true."
"Oh my God, the Virgin Mary is alive, and the Bodhisattva appears!" Immediately, some fans of the leader fell to the ground and shouted wildly, "Brother Chun, bless me to find a female **she tomorrow to get rid of her fate's left and right hands."
"Brother Chun, bless me to open new ones, clicks over 100 million, orders over 10,000, and fans over 10,000. Even if you use wireless, you will make money every day."
"Brother Chun, bless my gay friend to return from school as soon as possible. We will live together and never be separated forever. We will adopt a pair of boys and girls in the next two years."
"Brother Chun, bless my stocks, daily limit, daily limit, daily limit. Bless my house, every month, every year, every year, bless my wife, younger and younger, the better the more she looks."
"Brother Chun... Damn!" Haitaro also shouted, and was kicked away by Yue Cangkong, "I'm so funny and addicted to playing."
Seeing that Brother Chun’s power was getting bigger and bigger, even the fans of the leader were brainwashed.
The second leader of Han couldn't help but frowned: "Chunchun, this is not good. It's too unreasonable to grab people's jobs in public."
"Ah, you actually called me Chunchun." However, it turned into another word in Brother Chun's ears.
He actually drifted off the arena with happiness and abandoned his power.
Finally, a demon god left, and the referees came to their senses and raised their signs: zero points, zero points, zero points... ten points.
I'm sorry, who will give it ten?
When Yue Cangkong looked carefully, it was actually Haitaro. What are you doing?
I heard Haitaro explain calmly: "Because of the rules, there are no negative points here. Actually, I scored negative ten points."
"You're so sensational." Yue Cangqiong said, picking his nose.
But then, the ring was empty again. Who should go up?
The great immortals of Hulu dared not be lonely, so they went on stage to perform, spitting fire and spitting water, no more trouble.
After a while, an acrobatic group became a group on the ring.
He broke the big rocks with bare hands, walked through the walls and finally became a living person.
But this is more amazing. It is not just locking the person in the cabinet, but calling you three times with a gourd. Do you dare to agree?
After agreeing, he took it in and closed the door and turned it into water.
Everyone said together: "So cruel!"
Seeing that no one dared to respond, Hu Lu couldn't help but smile and said, "Who is coming up? The judges will give it a try!"
The judges all scored: "Get out! Get off the stage! Go play!"
The seven great immortals Hulu were angry at that time: "What? I'm driving us away, I look down on others. Brothers, set up a formation and get together."
"Peach each other's kids, spank each other, seven flowers on one egg..."
I saw seven people stepping on others, playing with the stacked arhats to transform.
Yue Cangqiong's hands were fast and his eyes were fast. He showed his sword. A cold light hit the purple Hulu Daxian who had just climbed to the top: "I'll stop playing with you."
Hu Lu Daxian couldn't get together, and he rolled around in pain in the audience for comfort: "It's so sad to bully people. It's 360 degrees of ice and snow. Go to comfort me and warm the bed."
The judges all looked at each other, and Haitaro took the lead in raising the sign: "Twenty-one days, food and accommodation. Are you here?"
Hongtaro flew up the wok and knocked him out: "Do you dare to carry me on your back and raise your gay friend?"
Haitaro was crying and didn't dare to say anything.
Taking advantage of the chaos on the stage, Wei Jingtian calmly went up and said, "It's time for us, the Batian clan, to show off, and the brothers are all here."
With a call, many warriors of domineering the sky came on stage one after another. They moved closer behind Wei Jingtian and lined up in a formation, which was so majestic.
Yue Cangkong couldn't help but say, "Boss Wei, what are you going to play? Show your hands first!"
Wei Jingtian laughed and said, "You don't need to say it, brother, I'm just thinking about it. The previous performances were too unsatisfactory, they were all monkey plays. As a warrior, you should be like a warrior and take out some
The momentum comes."
As he said that, he suddenly transformed into a cannon, aimed at a corner of the ring, and fired a cannon with a bang.
Immediately, I burst out a big hole in the ring.
Yue Cangqiong thought to himself, are you going to destroy the situation?
Wei Jingtian showed this move and was quite contented. He changed back to human form, raised the cannon in his hand, and said calmly: "How is it, it's so majestic and powerful."
Unexpectedly, there were many discussions in the audience, and someone said, "What is Wei Jingtian doing? You are using a firearm and you are fouling!"
"No!" Wei Jingtian's face showed a big sweat, and he thought to himself that he didn't shock you, was it in vain?
Immediately, I was furious and wanted to start a killing.
The judge Professor Lang asked, "Captain Wei, I heard that you are cruel and like to burn, kill, loot, and do everything evil. Even if such a person has outstanding force, how can he deserve the title of a warrior? At most, he can only be a warrior."
Wei Jingtian rolled his eyelids and said, "You professor Lang like to be hypocritical. If you don't rely on force, how can the Batian clan reproduce to this day? What a nonsense to talk about it on paper!"
In one sentence, Professor Lang's face turned red from white, and his whiteness was red. He couldn't help but cough twice and said awkwardly: "That, I won't say anything. Zero points, eliminate!"