Chapter 749: This is how the pony crosses the river
Updated: 2012-12-02
After sending away the annoying crow, Yue Cangqiong couldn't help but stretch. ( ·~ )
After listening to the story for a long time, he couldn't help but have a headache. Who should he tell his story?
His adventures along the way have been delayed and made more than two million words, and it is enough to produce more than a dozen collections!
While yawning, Haitaro downstairs shouted: "Master, come quickly, I caught a horse, do you want to come and see?"
Yue Cangqiong was shocked. Why did he just send out a crow and another horse? Have you agreed to it?
I floated downstairs and quietly saw Haitaro riding on a pony, which was so scattered.
When Yue Cangkong saw the horse, tears were flowing out, and he almost roared twice.
So he stepped forward and held the horse's chin with his hand and raised it up: "Come on, call me twice!"
The horse collapsed at that time, and raised his neck and wanted to bite Yue Cangkong's hand. Fortunately, Yue Cangkong was not an ordinary person, so he took a step back and hid away.
Poor Haitaro was lifted off by the horse and fell down very hard.
Yue Cangkong hurriedly said, "I said, Haitaro, what's going on with this horse? Where did it come out? It's not that there is epilepsy!"
Xiaoma roared and even replied: "You are so epilepsy. I am the legendary Xiaoma, okay?"
At this time, Haitaro turned over and stood up and said, "Master, you haven't listened to my introduction yet. This is the newcomer who has just come to our Tianwaitian. It is said that the previous generation is a very famous horse. You can listen to the story of the horse crossing the river.
Have you passed?"
Yue Cangkong couldn't help but his face was distorted when he heard this: "It's weird enough to come a crow, why did another pony cross the river? To sum up this fairy tale collection!"
But the pony shouted, "What, the crow is here too? I'm about to look for him, where is he?"
As he said that, he was about to rush upstairs, but Yue Cangqiong held it down and said strangely: "What are you doing with the crow! You ask him what he is doing for no reason?"
Xiao Ma said anxiously: "That's a long story."
A long time ago (it started again!), there was a pony who wanted to cross the river to deliver a batch of things.
Because he had never crossed the river, he was very hesitant when he looked at the small river in front of him.
Lao Niu said: "The river is very shallow, and it just reached my calves, and you passed by in a flash." (How could Lao Niu say this?)
The squirrel said: "The river is very deep and it has flooded the whole person. You have to wear an oxygen mask to go down." (This squirrel in that plane?)
After hearing what they said, Xiaoma became even hesitant and didn't know what to do?
At this moment, a crow flew over next to him, and he was actually holding a stone by the river.
The pony is strange: "Crow, what are you doing?"
The crow held a stone in his mouth and said whimperingly: "I... carried a stone... went to drink water!"
The pony couldn't hear clearly, thinking that the crow was talking about holding a stone and crossing the river.
So he foolishly took a stone and walked into the river.
As a result, the river water did not flood him. The pony who had crossed the river was very angry and he wanted to settle the score with the crow.
When I didn't want to come back, the river water was different from before.
It turned out that it had just rained heavily, and the dam ahead was washed away, and the river water became deeper. Unknowingly, the pony continued to walk in the river, but was flooded over the top of his head.
Fortunately, the little horse carried a large bag of salt, which melted when it encountered the water.
Xiao Ma's weight was reduced, so he paddled the water and swam to the shore, avoiding the disaster.[ ~]
I originally wanted to criticize the damn crow, but I didn't expect to see the crow die on the shore.
It is said that he died of thirst, just before the rain.
Unlucky crow!
"Wait!" Yue Cangkong couldn't help but interrupt when he heard this, "As far as you say, isn't there anything wrong with you? Then what else do you want to do, like a grudge against killing your father.
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Xiao Ma shook her tail and said, "You haven't finished listening to it, things have just begun here."
It turned out that although the pony who had crossed the river escaped a disaster, the owner lost a large bag of goods.
The angry master killed the pony and sold it to the butcher in order to repay the debt, so the pony's fate soon ended.
"That's over!" Yue Cangqiong didn't expect this ending to be really unexpectedly messy and messy. "You're so easy to die in love. No wonder you hate the crow. Are you here to seek revenge for him in this life?"
"No, things have actually just begun, and we meet again in the next life." Xiao Ma actually continued to talk.
Yue Cangkong couldn't help but cover his face and said, "Needless to say, did you carry a bag of cotton this time, but you end up drowned when you entered the water!"
Xiao Ma said in surprise: "How do you know that this is how the story begins?"
"Nonsense, my nine years of compulsory education are not in vain!" Yue Cangqiong said angrily, "Wait, why is this the beginning of the story and what about the end?"
Xiao Ma continued: "Actually, this is the case..."
He started flashbacks again.
It turned out that the day after reincarnation, Xiao Ma went across the river with a bag of things on her back, and this time the river water rose again.
Thinking of the last time he crossed the river, he couldn't help but feel scared and subconsciously looked at where the crow was.
As a result, I looked left and right and didn't see the existence of the crow. It was impossible for this guy to reincarnate and find him so coincidentally.
So I made up my mind and thought I would be so lucky. When I entered the river, I would melt the salt bag on my back.
As a result, this time he was decisive.
Because, you know, the last time he carried a salt bag, but this time he changed it to cotton.
The poor pony entered the river, but his back became heavier and he sank to the bottom of the river decisively.
Just when he was sadly desperate, the crow appeared magically above his head and circled to him and said, "Pony, we are meeting again. Do you want me to save your life?"
Xiaoma was almost breathless, so she had no intention of spanking him. She whined twice but didn't say anything.
The crow opened his mouth and croaked twice, "If you don't reply, just act as you agree. Contribute your soul and I will give you a powerful dark power, come."
The little horse was whimpering in the water and couldn't speak. He thought to himself that I was just a horse. What do you want my soul to do?
Before I could understand, I felt that there were dark clouds in the air, as if it was hell on earth.
Xiaoma was so shocked that she drank a big sip of water and fainted.
When I woke up, I vaguely felt like I had reached a certain place in the world. A big and ugly green face stretched out in front of me and asked, "Hey, donkey, are you awake?"
"Donkey?" Xiaoma was shocked. Where did he go? Why did he become a damn donkey?
Later, he learned that his new owner was Shrek.
"Oh..." Yue Cangkong heard this, after a long time, he only spoke one word.
"Oh..." Haitaro reacted the same as him, but he stuttered a little more.
Later, the two of them came over and looked at each other and said, "He and the crow agreed to come and talk about crosstalk? What kind of magical twist are you? How can you run to that kind of damn plane?"
"That's right, where is the integrity?" Haitaro also raised the bench angrily, "You guys want to scare your father to death!"
Yue Cangqiong quickly calmed down again, and he picked his nose and said, "To be honest, what are you going to do with the crow? Not only do you want to take root here, but if you want to resolve your old grudge, I'm
They will charge high profits. If they can't pay it, they will exchange them with your treasure gourds."
Xiaoma was so shocked that she looked sweaty and said hurriedly: "No, actually this story has not been finished yet."
"Go to you!" Haitaro threw the bench directly over, "I still want to tell a story. After all, the master is the protagonist, and you are the protagonist."
Yue Cangqiong kicked him from behind: "You have snatched all my lines, I want to rebel!"
Haitaro quickly turned around and smiled, "Sorry, I'm excited, I'll go out and catch the crow back."
"No need!" Hongtaro's voice suddenly came from the upper floor. With a bang, a guy was thrown down by her, "Is this guy your companion? Is this guy secretly trying to climb into my house, but I beat him up
Come out."
When I saw that it was the comrade crow, why did you climb up again?
Seeing this, Xiaoma rushed over and hugged the crow and said, "Brother, I found you. You said that I will be reincarnated and reincarnated when I come here. Did you miss me again?"
The crow raised his head with blood and said, "What? You still want to be reincarnated. This is already a fairyland. Can we start over here?"
Yue Cangqiong pinched his nose and said, "Enough, you two play the gay version of Romeo and Juliet!"
Haitaro also rolled up his sleeves and said, "That's right, get out of here, there's nothing you can do."
"No!" Xiaoma raised his hand and said, "Look at us, can we keep our hands behind us? I will carry things for you very hard."
The crow nodded vigorously, "I will give you the power of darkness."
Yue Cangqiong stretched out his hand and attacked the Longba of Lushan, and then fought the two fights: "Go and discuss with the five elders!"