[Section 1: 1 update] What? Want to play group fights?
Because Xiangyang Tower is close to Annas Square, which has a lot of traffic, business is in full swing every day.
At ten o'clock at noon, most of the adventurers were coming in and out.
A certain phoenix, who felt relieved because she had driven away Fan Lingshan, was very happy at the moment, although... Xiao Yunchen also chased the maid out, more or less letting her help Fan Lingshan outside.
How could a little guy like Huang Er not know what Xiao Yunchen meant? At that time, the little guy said this in his heart: Huh, what a good sworn brother, he is quite considerate!
However, this little thing was very angry and could get out of her temper very quickly. Xiao Yunchen gave her a few gentle words to calm her down, and she was fine in no time.
Forget it, who knows that Xiao Yunchen is also a hard-spoken and soft-hearted guy? If he had just watched Fan Lingshan die with cold eyes, he would not have saved her at that time.
Fan Lingshan was a weak girl who knew nothing about martial arts. She was injured and bleeding when she was kicked out. She had an aunt at her side who could at least send her to a hospital for treatment and help her contact her uncle from the Zhongwu Regiment.
But what's interesting is that Fan Lingshan just cut her thigh lightly, and the blood seemed to spurt out from the aorta, flowing everywhere in the room, haha, it's really funny...
Ugh, unscrupulous Huang'er!
Pulling Xiao Yunchen's shiny fingers, the little guy shook his head and said, "I asked Guizhi to inspect the kitchen. Two chickens died and all the blood was drained."
One can imagine how much the corner of Xiao Yunchen's mouth twitched when he heard the little guy say this seriously...
This little bastard, someone is actually playing dirty tricks with her. This is really... She must have gone crazy. I wonder if Huang'er's biggest trick is to be dirty? If you play dirty tricks with her, you will definitely be played until you vomit blood.
There are not many bloody examples like this...
Huang'er and Xiao Yunchen stood hand in hand outside Xiangyang Tower, with two pairs of beautiful eyes looking at the black background and gold framed plaque of Xiangyang Tower with smiles.
[Xiangyang Tower] Those three words, I don’t know which perverted guy wrote them, they should be called Kuangcao, Huang’er doesn’t recognize any of them...
From the outside, this Xiangyang Tower seems to have not changed at all.
But in fact, there are many spies of the Flower Snake Tribe stationed near Xiangyang Tower.
For example, on the opposite side of the building, among a bunch of prostitutes, there are two MILFs waving handkerchiefs and ogling passers-by. Their hands waving handkerchiefs are thick-boned and covered with calluses. They are clearly holding hands.
Sword hand.
Another example is the young man in Tsing Yi sweeping the floor in front of Xiangyang Tower. His eyes betrayed him early on. Which young man among you doesn’t look at the ground when sweeping the floor, but looks at the passers-by?
The old man selling chestnuts next to the Xiangyang Tower, the middle-aged man shouting on the street with his peddler's load, and even the one holding the aunt's hand, scanning the children of Huang'er and Xiao Yunchen with their smart eyes...
It seems that the Flower Snake Tribe has sent out a lot of people.
"Miss, these people pretending to be vendors are all members of the Shenwu Regiment. I can recognize the badges on their sleeves, although they are not very obvious." Guizhi followed the young couple holding the blue silver rat that was squeaking.
Later, he explained in a low voice.
"Oh? It turns out that the Flower Snake Tribe has colluded with the Shenwu Group for a long time." Huang'er blinked and tugged on Xiao Yunchen's fingers, "Let's go in."
"Yes." Xiao Yunchen nodded, holding hands and walking into the main hall on the first floor of Xiangyang Tower.
Guizhi held the blue silver mouse and stayed outside the door, seemingly looking at the rouge and gouache on the stall nearby, but in fact, she was paying close attention to the signs of the members of the Shenwu Regiment coming and going.
When Huang Er and Xiao Yunchen stepped into the hall of Xiangyang Tower, they saw four burly men sitting on more than a dozen tables in the lobby. When they saw people coming in, they all stood up and pulled out the machetes wrapped in long cloth.
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"Everyone sit down!" A rather intimidating voice came from the main table in front.
Huang'er saw the table where She Pi was sitting at a glance. The one who shouted was probably the boss She Xiong. Sure enough, he had a bear-like stout body, a shiny head, and was wearing a short-breasted animal skin suit.
, hanging around his neck was a three-finger-thick piece of jewelry made of connected Warcraft skulls.
Although those monster skulls seem to be mostly low-star monsters such as one-star and two-star monsters, it still makes people very uncomfortable to look at. He is indeed an extremely cruel man. Who in the ordinary person would wear such a perverted necklace?
In addition to Shepi who was smiling apologetically, the other two middle-aged men were well-dressed and had arrogant faces. They should also be the talking heads of the Flower Snake tribe, the second and third in command.
More than a dozen tables were filled with people from the Flower Snake Tribe, and there might be some people from the Shenwu Group mixed in, but to Huang'er, there was really no difference.
Aren't they just a bunch of thugs?
Xiao Yunchen took Xuanhuang's little hand, stretched out his foot and kicked out the table opposite the main table. The stools under the buttocks of two big men were kicked out. The two big men had no time to react in a hurry, and they fell down together with a bang.
on the ground.
This incident happened very quickly, and in the blink of an eye, Xiao Yunchen had already pulled Huang Er and sat down on the two stools.
She Xiong's face suddenly became very ugly.
What Ma Wei gave this time was really... a bit unacceptable. After all, many people didn't see Xiao Yunchen's movements clearly. In just an instant, the two men in the tribe had already sat on the ground. This was really...
Xuanhuang raised his lips and smiled, "I thought Boss She Xiong was here to set up a table and have some drinks, but it turned out not to be the case! Why, do you think that by bringing so many brothers here, you can settle the matter?"
She Xiong's face suddenly turned green and white, and he suddenly slapped the table and said angrily, "Where is my second brother? Let my second brother out before we talk."
Xuanhuang also slapped the table with a "bang" sound, damn! It's more powerful than slapping the table, who can't?
A pair of lovely almond eyes are now wide and round, full of sarcasm, "You seem to have not recognized the reality! You are in my hands, whether you let me go or not, you have to follow my rules!"
"you!"
"Choke!"
"Changlanglang!"
There was another sound of swords being drawn, and Xuanhuang looked at them with disdain, "What, do you want to swarm them?"
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[Section 2: 2 updates] I just came to rob you, you guys are stupid!!
"Everyone sit down!" She Xiong slammed the table with resentment, suppressing the emotions of a group of excited brothers from the Flower Snake Tribe.
These people all glared at Xuanhuang and Xiao Yunchen with hatred, as if they had killed their parents. In fact, to put it bluntly, they were just putting on a show in front of She Xiong. In fact, in their hearts, did they express their feelings about She Bao's life and death?
Why do you care if you are so angry? Only the devil knows...
"What are the rules? Girl, please tell me." She Xiong had a cold face and complied verbally, but in his heart he was thinking: When you get my brother back, I will beat you to death!
"It's very simple. Apologize to me, set a table with drinks, pay me three million gem coins for mental damage, and you can take me back."
"Three million?" Everyone gasped, banging the table and shouting, "Why don't you go and rob?"
"Oh, I just came back from a robbery. Didn't I come to rob you again?" Huang'er blinked and made a bunch of people angry to death with one sentence.
I have never seen such a shameless person. He actually talked about robbery and sang about it. Don’t you still feel it is very honorable?
Xiao Yunchen smiled calmly. Anyway, he was used to Huang'er's behavior of not following the rules. He only needed to support what she wanted to do next, and the rest had nothing to do with him.
"You..." She Xiong was so angry that he was completely speechless.
"How about it? How about giving you some time to think about it and discuss it?" Huang'er asked with a smile.
She Pi couldn't help but slapped the table and stood up, "Girl, you'd better take it as soon as you see fit! She Bao has beaten you so miserably, and you still have the nerve to ask us for three million gem coins? So, just treat it like you
Sell us the Flower Snake tribe to save face, and let our She Bao brothers go free."
"Oh, I'm sorry." Huang'er's tone almost made her lungs explode with anger.
"Why am I feeling embarrassed?" Huang'er blinked and asked with a smile, "I am not related to the Flower Snake Tribe. We are brothers who are still settling accounts. You are nothing to me.
Why should I give you face?"
Xiao Yunchen coughed lightly, holding back a little smile, and secretly shook his head.
His Huang'er won't stop until she really pisses people off to death.
She Xiong clenched his two fists, his chest shaking with anger, and the series of ferocious monster skulls also rattled.
"Three million gem coins, even if you ask the city lord for it, you won't be able to come up with so much at once, not to mention that we are just a member of the Tribal Alliance in Anas Grand Plaza!" Although he was holding his breath, for the sake of his younger brother
For the sake of his life, She Xiong had no choice but to tell the truth.
"Are you crying for poverty?" Huang'er rolled his eyes and immediately turned his face ruthlessly, "Does that mean we can't reach an agreement? Okay! Chenchen, let's go!"
"You!" If vomiting blood could solve the problem now, She Xiong would probably rather vomit three large vats of blood than negotiate with the devil Huang'er.
This is so wicked! I have seen shameless people, and I have never seen anyone more shameless than her. How old is this little girl? Why is she so mouthy and has such a horrible style?
Is he a human?
"We really can't pay three million gem coins! Why don't you, girl, make a compromise?" Shepi saw that the boss was so angry that his face was red, and he was about to vomit blood from the situation, so he hurriedly interrupted, using a compromising and calming tone.
, talk to Huang'er.
"Ah, is that so?" Huang'er gestured, tilting her head and thinking for a while. Xiao Yunchen, who was sitting next to her, already had the urge to laugh wildly.
This Shepi probably won't even have the strength to cry later.
Normally, when Huang'er tilts her head in such a contemplative manner, she means she wants to punish someone, or in a bad way. Xiao Yunchen, who understands the little guy, secretly prays for the Flower Snake Tribe in his heart...
Huang'er's ability to offer such conditions was not based on groundless talk. Those were accurate figures confirmed after investigation and statistics.
That's right, Huang'er urged Xiao Yunchen to deploy the manpower in Honghe City. They have already found out the financial resources and details of the Flower Snake Tribe. She came to negotiate today. In fact, to put it bluntly, she really came to rob...
Robbery, to be honest, will really make you feel better. You can take some of the ill-gotten gains for your own use and spend them lavishly without any heartache. You can spend whatever you want and you will get it back after all the money is gone.
Three million gem coins is actually the same amount of money that the Flower Snake Tribe can get from selling all its assets, including two mine contracts in the seventh area, as well as some miscellaneous captured Warcraft cores and plunders.
resources etc.
"Okay, then I'll take the two mine contracts from your seventh district and redeem them." Huang'er didn't say anything surprising and directly stated the purpose of this trip.
"What?"
"Are you really here to rob?"
"Are you deaf? I said it when I came in. I'm here to rob today. Do you want me to repeat it again?" Huang'er looked at the dumbfounded burly men in front of him like they were idiots.
Shameless! Shameless!!
I have never seen such a shameless person talking about robbery. It really is a very honorable thing.
"Brother! The mine contract cannot be handed over!"
"Yes! If you hand it over, what will we brothers do to survive?"
"That's right! Die! You little girl, you look like a fairy, but your heart is as black as anything."
"Tch, you Flower Snake Tribe, you talk about the deep love of brothers. It turns out that in the face of interests, the life and death of brothers is nothing!"
Why talk if we can’t agree? It’s a waste of our family! Chenchen, let’s go!!”
"Stop!!" She Xiong endured it again and again until he couldn't bear it anymore. In fact, even if he is a good-tempered person today, if he encounters the gangster-like Huang'er, he will be so angry that his orifices will smoke, he will vomit blood and beat his chest!
"It's the same thing! Take the girl when you see her." She Xiong said with a cold face, trying to talk to Huang'er in the calmest words, "I have already asked She Pi about this matter, and the cause is a misunderstanding.
!She Bao has trouble with you because of the instigation of the leader of the Overlord Regiment. Now the chief culprit, the leader of the Overlord Regiment, has received the punishment he deserves."
She Xiong still didn't know that the leader of the Overlord Group had turned into a cold corpse.
He said, "The girl should have expressed her anger, and She Pi said, girl, you have taught She Bao a lot of lessons, why don't you still hate me? Why do you have to pay us to redeem someone?"
Huang'er was really looking at She Xiong like he was an idiot. That look in his eyes revealed one meaning: Are you a fool?
"Listen up, you people. I, Xuanhuang, will reiterate it again today! I came here today with the intention of robbing your Flower Snake Tribe! Can you please stop looking at me with that idiot look? I'm already here
This is the third time!! Otherwise, why do you think I didn’t kill your brother immediately last night, and why I still have to wait until today??”
Xuanhuang rolled his eyes at the sky, "That She Bao is now the hostage meat ticket in my hand!! Do you understand, do you understand? What does the meat ticket mean? They are just kidnapped to force you to pay ransom!! If possible!
If you exchange a mere She Bao for two mine contracts, why wouldn't I do it?"
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[Section 3: 3 updates] Shameless to the point of invincibility~~
It was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop on the ground.
She Xiong finally understood a very simple truth. Vomiting blood for 300 meters would not solve the current problem.
Huang'er's meaning is very simple, either pay the ransom to others, or break up the vote...
"How's it going? Have you thought about it carefully?" Huang'er knocked on the corner of the table and glanced at the dumbfounded Boss She Xiong with her big, watery eyes.
"How about I ask you to go back and think about it again?" Huang'er looked at the group of dark-faced burly men with a very talkative expression.
"But you also know that your brother She Bao is seriously injured. Oh, he hasn't had a drop of water since last night, and he is still seriously injured. I really don't know if he can survive for more than half an hour." Huang'er said, "I am very happy."
The regretful tone made even Xiao Yunchen on the side unable to help but feel speechless.
She Xiong's face had obviously turned purple. He waved his hand heavily and shouted ferociously, "I will kill you if you don't surrender!"
"That's it." Huang'er's eyes rolled, "Why don't you come and try, can you survive three rounds in the hands of my seventeen-star monster in the heavenly realm?"
"Seventeen-star monster in the heavenly realm?" Everyone repeated in horror, staring at Xuanhuang, and then turned to stare at Xiao Yunchen who was dumbfounded.
he?
Xiao Yunchen: This is not the first time that Huang'er has been treated as a monster, ugh...
"Chenchen, be good, show them a move!" Huang'er pointed out a shiny chubby finger and shouted in a arrogant manner.
This is really...
The reluctant classmate Xiao Yunchen glared at Xuanhuang angrily, and suddenly waved his hand. All the water molecules in the air gently swung with his palm, and rushed directly towards the wooden fence on the second floor with a roar.
After a loud bang, the fence on the second floor was shattered into pieces of sawdust, and it was like raining, colorful and messy.
The eyes of those people from the Flower Snake Tribe are completely bulging at this moment!!
They looked at me and I looked at you, and some people kept screaming in horror, "Ah! The seventeen-star monster in the sky!"
"Oh my God, it's a monster with water-type attacks, it's so powerful!"
"Heavenly monsters! They can transform into humans! It is said that these monsters are more powerful than humans of the same level!"
"Yes, yes, brother, what should I do?"
Xiao Yunchen: I am really not a World of Warcraft...
She Xiong's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, and there were no words to describe his mood at the moment. Was he frustrated, angry or defeated?
Can't explain it!
What else can we compare with the seventeen-star World of Warcraft in the Heaven Realm? Together, our group of people are not enough to fill the gap between the teeth of that Warcraft Master.
"Walk!"
"The Flower Snake Tribe really cares about their own money and interests, and they don't even care about their younger brother's life!" Huang'er put a hand on her mouth and yelled with a narrow smile.
"Ah, it turns out to be ruthless. What can brothers do? In front of a pile of money, brothers have to turn against each other!"
She Xiong clenched his fists, and with a group of dejected men, he lowered his head and wanted to go out among the crowd of adventurers crowding around the door.
Unexpectedly...
Huang'er swayed and stopped in front of She Xiong, looking at them with a surprised expression, "Hey, are you really stupid and pretending to be stupid? Did I, Xuanhuang, tell you to leave? How many times do I have to repeat it?
?I’m here to rob today!! Even if you don’t exchange the mine contract for She Bao, I will still get those two contracts!!”
Why is it so tiring to talk to a fool? Could it be that she didn't act ferocious enough? Why did brother Xiao Yunchen know that she had such a arrogant plan from the beginning? Is this the so-called problem of talent and intelligence?
She has obviously told them many times that today she is here to rob. Do you understand that your sister robs? That is, if you don’t give it to me, I have to rob it!! Why can these people be so stupid?
Ouch!!
Did Huang'er's words not be careful enough?
As a result, all the dark-faced members of the Flower Snake Tribe all had green hair on their faces.
Really, in this situation, whoever was here, even if it were a great saint, would be so angry with this little guy that he would faint. If the problem could be solved by fainting, they would be happy to faint together.
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The crowd of onlookers looked at the Flower Snake Tribe with some schadenfreude at first, especially the members of the Awanda tribe who often suffered defeat at the hands of the Flower Snake Tribe, and the two Hute brothers who admired Huang'er very much.
The people of the Awanda tribe were led by Uncle Wang Bao, and they originally wanted to come over to help, but they didn't expect that Xuanhuang and the others directly calmed down the situation. It's really a hero.
At the beginning, they all watched the Flower Snake Tribe joke with the intention of watching a good show. To be honest, after watching the show, their moods have reversed a bit. People always like to be on the side of the weak, especially this weak one now.
After being bullied so badly, they began to sympathize with the people of the Flower Snake Tribe.
If there is anyone in this world who can reach the "shameless to the point of being invincible", then it must be Huang'er...
Everyone continued to watch the show in silence, but when their eyes were more or less cast in the direction of the Flower Snake Tribe and the others, they all began to have sad and miserable expressions.
"Chen Chen, do it!!" Huang'er raised her little hand, using her invincible state. If she couldn't reach an agreement, she would just grab it. What's the point? This is the Red River Plain. Everything is easy to talk about. It is originally an adventure holy land with constant conflicts and bloodshed.
Strength is everything!
Xiao Yunchen looked at these poor people who had been fooled by Huang'er and could not escape the fate of being "fixed" in the end. He silently warned himself: No matter now or in the future, he must always follow the same pace as his precious Huang'er and always be consistent.
If you stay in the same team, you must not be in the wrong team, absolutely!!
Whoever is hostile to you will have bad luck for eight lifetimes...