[Bridal chamber version] "How about I get up and you get down?" He leaned over and pressed her under him.
"What?" A certain woman glared.
"Hey hey hey!" A certain man hurriedly unbuttoned his clothes, revealing his perfect figure.
"..." There was silence for a while, then a loud noise!
————“Ouch, how dare you kick me off the dragon bed?”
"Get out! Get out of my way without stopping!"
With such phoenix eyes, he pouted and acted coquettishly: "No! I want to have a son!"
Take a deep breath, okay! She endured, "Your Majesty, get down here!"
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【two】
Dare to eat up the emperor and wipe him clean??
The five hundred taels of silver that a smart guy threw away from him don't count.
He even mocked him with contempt for his poor kung fu.
At the end, he put his hands behind his back and said proudly in front of the public: "I just prostituted your emperor. I paid you, so don't expect me to be responsible."
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