"Qiqi, but..." The purple-clothed boy's big eyes were full of tears. He turned his head and said pitifully to the pink-clothed girl: "Qiqi, you stand here...I, I can't pee..."
"You, why are you so busy?" She gave the boy in purple an impatient look, and the girl in pink raised her bright pink fist again, bared her teeth, and threatened fiercely:
"Sooner or later you will marry this princess. Now let me see what's wrong with your penis? If you don't show it to me, I will prick your penis with a needle when you fall asleep."
Hundreds of holes! Then... your penis will leak out the next time you pee, and it will leak all over the floor, just like the watering can that eunuch Little Plum used to sprinkle water!"
watering can?
The purple-clothed boy's pink face twitched, and he was immediately frightened. However, after a moment of hesitation, he blinked his innocent eyes again and asked in a low voice: "Qiqi, can you put your
Can you lend me your penis?"
"No!" The girl shook her head firmly!
"Why?" His clear and bright eyes dimmed, and his tender lips pursed.
"Because...because the princess's penis is lost and can't be found!" The little girl nodded seriously, and then glanced sideways at him. Nonsense! If she had a penis, she could still marry him.
?
"Oh——" The boy in purple seemed to suddenly understand something, and immediately stretched out his hands to cover his lower body and began to cry aggrievedly, "Qiqi, you have lost your penis, so you are going to take mine."
My penis was pricked and I turned into a kettle, Qiqi, how bad are you!"
"puff--"
Su Yiyi, who had been hiding in the dark for a long time, couldn't help laughing now. He looked at the girl in pink with a wicked smile among the flowers in disbelief. Please, can anyone tell her, this super-
-Color--Is she really her daughter???
However, Xu Ziye's serious and unnatural eyes told her that indeed, that girl was indeed her child.
Who knows in the Tianzhu Dynasty that Princess Qi in the palace loves to bully the weak?
Hearing the laughter that suddenly came from not far away, the girl in pink immediately stood in front of the boy in purple in a very loyal manner. She looked warily at Su Yiyi, who was laughing so hard that her branches were trembling with laughter. She frowned and raised her eyebrows.
He asked in a coquettish voice: "Who are you?"
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