"Just stop it, okay?" Li Xiaochen was wrapped around Jiang Qinqin's arm again, and he didn't know what expression to use to express his helplessness at the moment.
"I know you did this to me on purpose. But I like your way very much. It doesn't matter if you treat me a little more roughly." Jiang Qinqin held Li Xiaochen tightly and never let go.
Li Xiaochen wanted to scold her, but he laughed inexplicably: "That's enough. I don't like girls like you. You still give up."
"Why?" Jiang Qinqin's eyes widened, "What don't you like about me? I will definitely change it."
Li Xiaochen coughed twice in a serious manner: "Well, first of all, I don't like you being so proactive. Let me go first."
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Qinqin immediately let go of him: "What else?"
Seeing that this trick worked, Li Xiaochen took advantage of the situation, looked at her body, and said: "I never regard those with a G cup or below as women."
Zhu Lingsha, who was standing by, chuckled and thought: Then aren’t there not many women in the world?
Jiang Qinqin said anxiously: "I, I can go for breast enlargement!"
"I like natural."
"Then I can use natural breast enlargement method."
"Ah, suddenly I don't like people with big breasts anymore. I like beauties with tall legs."
"I can go and get taller."
"Oh, I think I still have feelings for the woman named Jiang."
"I'm going to change my last name."
"I like the one with eighty-seven toes."
Xiaosha couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh again. With so many legs, could it be a centipede?
But Jiang Qinqin was determined to fight: "I can go for surgery and try to transplant sixty-seven toes to the instep."
"I also like people with prominent Adam's apples, a lush beard and thick leg hair."
"I, I...I will try my best to develop in this direction." Jiang Qinqin, whose ears were red, gasped quickly, finding it difficult to accept this monster image.
Li Xiaochen suppressed his laughter and added: "The chest should be hairy, but the buttocks should not be hairy. The face should be ferocious, and he likes to eat peaches and bananas... It would be even better if he grows a tail."
"You might as well go find a monkey!" Jiang Qinqin stomped her feet bitterly, unable to hold on any longer.
"Hahahahaha..." Li Xiaochen couldn't hold it in anymore and laughed so hard that he almost fell to the ground.
Zhu Lingsha also laughed out loud. But seeing Jiang Qinqin blushing and feeling embarrassed, she covered her mouth again, not daring to laugh blatantly.
But there was a smile on his face.
Jiang Qinqin was so eliminated that she couldn't get off the stage, and said angrily: "You are a handsome guy, don't have such strong taste, okay?"
"Ouch, no, I'm laughing so hard that my stomach is going to cramp. Xiaosha, help me, oh, hahaha..." Li Xiaochen laughed so hard that he stumbled into the teaching building with Xiaosha's help.
Jiang Qinqin originally wanted to back down and leave. But just leaving like this doesn't mean she admits her failure?
He finally begged his father to ask Li Xiaochen to be his teacher, how could he just let it go?
Jiang Qinqin had no choice but to shamelessly follow him and remain silent.
Li Xiaochen ignored her feelings and found the classroom where the class was held. Following international practice, he chose the last row and sat down.
Before his butt was hot from sitting, Tang Yao also entered the classroom holding a book.
"You are quite beautiful, you are hugged from both sides." Tang Yao wanted to sit down next to Li Xiaochen, but found that Zhu Lingsha and Jiang Qinqin were already sitting on the left and right sides.
Li Xiaochen spread his hands and pretended to be helpless: "There is no way. They two have to follow me. How can a mortal body cover up the charm of my ladykiller body?"
"Bah, you're so pretty." Tang Yao laughed and cursed, and could only sit in the front row seat closest to Li Xiaochen.
Although Jiang Qinqin is only a freshman, she also knows Tang Yao, the heroine of the indecent photo rumors that made a big fuss in the school a while ago.
Last time when she wanted to jump off the building, she saw this beautiful student council president who tried to dissuade her.
Therefore, Jiang Qinqin is no stranger to Tang Yao. It's just that Li Xiaochen's attitude towards Tang Yao is much better than towards her.
This also made Jiang Qinqin feel extremely unbalanced. It seemed that the rumors that he had an affair with Tang Yao were true.
Unconvinced, she took out a copy of the "Three Character Classic", turned to the text page, and asked Li Xiaochen: "Teacher, I don't understand this sentence. It says that in the beginning, human nature is good. But Xunzi said that human beings are inherently good.
In the beginning, nature was inherently evil. Which one is right?"
Li Xiaochen promised Mayor Jiang that he would teach his precious daughter well.
Given this opportunity, he said casually: "I know that many schools will start debates based on these two arguments. In fact, there is no need to argue. The Three Character Classic is right. Xunzi is right too."
Jiang Qinqin asked disapprovingly: "How is it possible? Do you mean to say that human nature has both good and evil?"
Li Xiaochen explained: "At the beginning of human beings, nature is good. The 'nature' here refers to the original nature. 'Good' is not the good of good and evil, but the 'good' of neither good nor evil. Do you understand?"
Jiang Qinqin shook her head blankly, confused.
Tang Yao turned around curiously and asked for proof: "The one who is separated from good and evil is 'good', right?"
Li Xiaochen gave a thumbs up and praised: "The IQ is quite high. That's what I mean. If you don't care about both good and evil, you are good. This is also the meaning of 'human beings are inherently good in nature'."
After being praised, Tang Yao smiled at Li Xiaochen and expected him to continue speaking.
"The Three-Character Classic says that there is no good or evil in human nature. The 'nature' that Xunzi talks about refers to people's 'habits'. Habits are bad. There is no conflict between these two statements. Therefore, practitioners must erase their habits.
, to restore the original true nature, which is neither good nor evil."
"You are just quibbling. That's not what Xunzi meant." Jiang Qinqin deliberately chose the words.
Li Xiaochen chuckled and said, "Why do you say that Xunzi's words are not as I interpreted them?"
"I...it's not what you said anyway."
Li Xiaochen asked in another way: "There are no absolute bad people in this world. Do you agree?"
"Yes, I agree."
Li Xiaochen smiled and said: "Isn't that enough? If human nature is really evil, there should be outright bad people."
"Then how do you prove that habits are not innate?" This question was not asked by Jiang Qinqin, but from a cold female voice.
Li Xiaochen turned around and saw that the person speaking was Qin Yufei, whom he hadn't seen for many days.
Today, she is still pretty, elegant, and as cold as before. If there is any change, it is that she is thinner than before.
The most recognized beauty in the university town of Yinluo City immediately attracted the attention of countless boys.
Not only boys, but also girls like Jiang Qinqin and Xiao Sha are envious of her stunning appearance.
Qin Yufei walked to sit next to Tang Yao and asked the question again: "Where do habits come from?"
Even though he had experienced her beauty many times, Li Xiaochen still felt his heart skip a beat when he suddenly saw this iceberg beauty.
But now her beautiful eyes were staring at him intently. Li Xiaochen felt his heartbeat speed up.
This was something he had never felt before. Could it be that Melzack's damn improved love spell had taken effect?
Li Xiaochen slowed down his heart and said: "Human nature is like a Muni orb. Habits are like dust from the outside world. From beginningless time to today, we have experienced countless reincarnations of life and death. A Muni orb
It has also become covered with dust over time.”
Qin Yufei nodded in approval, took a pen and paper, wrote down a few lines, and placed them in front of Li Xiaochen's desk: "Try to check them out."
Everyone's curiosity was aroused and they all leaned over to see what was written on the paper.
Li Xiaochen took a closer look and saw it said:
In the Qingshu Palace of the Ming Dynasty, the pipa played in the clear sky and recalled the falling geese.
The sound of the zither stopped when the king said it, and Zhaojun was nowhere to be seen when he came and went.
Searching for green graves all over Hujia, I will shed thousands of red tears.
"Wow! What a poem, what a talented woman!" After reading it, Li Xiaochen clapped to show his admiration.
Tang Yao couldn't help but praise: "Yufei, you are such a lady, you wave your hands and turn your hand into a poem!"
Zhu Lingsha expressed her inner fluctuations with envious eyes.
Jiang Qinqin was the only one who was unhappy. She didn't expect that there was a beauty more stunning than herself around Li Xiaochen.
I heard that at the school food festival last time, Qin Yufei, who was dubbed the Iceberg Goddess by everyone, even kissed Li Xiaochen in public.
Just like the rumors between him and Tang Yao, this is also groundless!
Seeing more and more beauties gathering around Li Xiaochen, Jiang Qinqin felt more and more sad.
"This is not a poem, it is a couplet." Qin Yufei took a deep look at Li Xiaochen and put the pen on the table. "Every sentence can be a match. Do you want to give it a try?"
"Okay!" Li Xiaochen became interested, picked up the pen and wrote on it.
The girls all gathered around to watch with great interest, unaware that it was already class time.
This class is the elective "Understanding Buddhism".
While they were watching, the professor on the stage was talking about various famous people's opinions and understandings of Buddhism.
The professor's surname was Chen, and he was well-known for his passion. He spoke endlessly during his lectures and could often arouse the students' spirits.
For teachers, it is your ability that allows students to listen attentively.
Professor Chen has always been very satisfied with the concentration of his students.
But just today, here and now, there appeared several powerful enemies that he had never met in his life!
Almost everyone in the audience was listening carefully to the lecture.
But Li Xiaochen and others sitting at the end actually went against him!
What's even more unforgivable is that there are two girls who turned their backs to the podium and didn't know what they were doing.
What an injustice, what an injustice! No student has ever dared to deny him face like this, only the back of his head!
However, although Professor Chen was angry, he still adhered to his consistent principles and hoped to use his rich voice and passionate lectures to draw students' attention back to the classroom.
As a result, he worked harder to teach this elective course.
Unexpectedly, these people had no time to pay attention to him. Li Xiaochen added a sentence at the end of each sentence, which became:
In the Ming Dynasty, there was the Qingshu Palace in the human world, and today the moon is in the Guanghan Palace.
The pipa plays the pipa in the clear sky to recall the falling geese, and the evening light shines on the gauze to mourn the sunken fish.
Your words are blocked, the sound of the zither is cut off, and the beautiful soul in my river disappears.
I never see Zhaojun when I go back and forth, and I never hear about Yi Guangjiao when I go or stay.
Search all over the green tombs for bamboo sticks, and search the Wu palace for all the rhododendrons.
I shed thousands of red tears from my wounds, and you have tried your best to shed them.
"Idiot!" Tang Yao gave Li Xiaochen a slap in the face and pointed at the last sentence he filled in, "The previous sentence was so careless. Please explain this last sentence to me! What does 'you have done your best' mean?"
?Not neat at all! Isn’t your word ‘Sa’ spoken in Chongqing dialect?”
Li Xiaochen covered his head innocently and defended: "To be precise, it's an authentic American Trump, okay?"
Tang Yao was angry and funny: "I can put together a poem about Wang Zhaojun if I take it out alone. What did you take out? I know you want to write about Xi Shi, but this kind of poem is not in line with the use of ancient poetry at all.
Rhyme! Especially the last sentence, an absolute failure!"
Seeing that Tang Yao was interested in taking action again, Li Xiaochen hurriedly said: "I tried my best, but I can't think of anything. My literary talent is limited. You can't just use the last sentence to erase what I wrote before."
"This is like a rat droppings spoiling a pot of porridge. I'm really pissed off by you, a rat that poops randomly!"
Both Zhu Lingsha and Jiang Qinqin couldn't help but laugh at their operatic dialogue.
Although Qin Yufei's face was cold, there was a smile in her eyes.
She whispered to Li Xiaochen: "I think you are right. You will understand if you take a closer look."
Li Xiaochen, who found a supporter amidst the scolding, looked at Qin Yufei with emotion and almost shed tears.
"You still know me. I'm a science student. Is it easy for me to write a pair of words? I also want to make it into a poem. I'm not Li Bai. Although both of them are named Li..." Li Xiaochen turned over the sentences on the paper and read them several times, and suddenly
Surprised!
The first word of these sentences I wrote actually reads "I'm going to find you tonight"!
Is this a surprising coincidence or an unintentional one?
Li Xiaochen looked at Qin Yufei with surprise on his face. The latter only gave him a look full of meaning.
He understood it and was even more surprised: Qin Yufei was conveying information to me in such a subtle way?
What on earth does she mean, teasing? Well, as a handsome young man like me, who is so restless, should I respond in kind?
But he didn't have a few drops of ink to begin with. After searching for a long time, he couldn't come up with anything elegant.
In the end, Li Xiaochen had no choice but to say to Qin Yufei: "I will also give you a match."
"All ears."
Qin Yufei's education since childhood mostly followed the ancient teaching model.
In the past, there were no computers or TVs to play with, and supplies were scarce. So when the talented and beautiful had nothing to do, they played word games, made pairs, and wrote poems.
In ancient times, when etiquette was strictly guarded, men and women had different seats at the age of five.
Regardless of whether she is a young lady or a beautiful girl from a small family, most girls who have read books and are literate can express their feelings euphemistically through poetry.
Or he was as bold and free-spirited as Dongpo, one of the Eight Great Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties, and his poems were majestic.
Or like the female poet Li Qingzhao of the Song Dynasty, who is known as one of the four most talented women in ancient times, her words are graceful, delicate and implicit.
Maybe the way of expression is different, but poetry and song have truly become the only choice for ancient people to express their emotions and convey their inner thoughts.
Qin Yufei had been trained in this field for a long time, so she started playing this kind of game with Li Xiaochen.
When she heard that he wanted to make a match, Qin Yufei, who had some accomplishments in this field, was naturally secretly happy.
She looked at Li Xiaochen expectantly, wanting to hear what the boy she had been looking for for a long time would say.
Li Xiaochen put the note away to prevent others from discovering the mystery on it, cleared his throat again, and pretended to say: "You just gave me six words. I will give you a pair now."
Qin Yufei nodded slightly, thinking: What I just hinted to you was "I'll go find you tonight." What do you want in return from me?
"Listen up. I want you back - okay!"
"Okay?" Qin Yufei pursed her lips and chuckled, thinking to herself: What kind of match is this?
At the same time, Tang Yao fell from the stool to the ground with a bang.
She got up with a groan: "What a match! Li Xiaochen, my pure girlish heart has been played with by you again!"
However, just when the girls were shocked, a loud shout came from the podium: "Those students behind me, please turn around!"