Li Xiaochen shrugged his head and walked over anxiously. His mother flicked him on the forehead and asked sternly: "Tell the truth! How many did they do?"
Li Xiaochen lost his father when he was young. He has been able to grow up happily and vigorously until now, all because of his mother's excrement and urine. This mother is both a father and a mother. The kindness of raising him has been passed down through the ages.
It's hard to repay the calamity. But he obeys all his mother's orders.
Seeing that his mother was really unhappy, Li Xiaochen quickly answered truthfully: "Two."
My mother was silent for a long time, then slapped the coffee table and said angrily: "You are really good, little bastard! After you have done with Mi'er, then you can do Yufei! You have made two girls older. My son is really promising!"
Li Xiaochen immediately waved his hand to deny: "No, no, I didn't follow Yu Fei..."
"Wow~" Xiaoxiao, who was afraid that the relationship between men and women was not chaotic enough, pursed her lips and snickered, "Mom, I didn't tell you the truth. It seems that he had more than two sex~"
My mother raised her eyebrows and asked sharply: "How many of them did you do?"
"Two, two!" Li Xiaochen replied tremblingly, "But it's not Yu Fei, but Tang Yao..."
The mother shouted sharply: "You lied to your face! Whose is the child in Yufei's belly?"
Li Xiaochen said helplessly: "Didn't I tell you? There is no child in her belly."
Mom looked at Qin Yufei, who was still blushing, and asked, "Is it true?"
Qin Yufei nodded and replied softly: "Auntie, I really didn't do anything with him."
Mom nodded happily and smiled: "Yufei is still sensible, reserved and polite, and won't mess around before marriage."
As she said that, she pulled Qin Yufei to sit next to her, stroking her hair like a loving mother, and sighed: "Among the three girls, you are the one I like the most. I really hope you can become
She is the daughter-in-law of our Li family. But... alas, this incompetent son of mine has made Mi'er pregnant. I'm afraid he won't be able to marry you in this life."
There was deep regret in his words.
Qin Yufei held her mother's hand and said, "I am not lucky enough to be your daughter-in-law."
My mother caressed Qin Yufei's beautiful face lovingly and said sadly: "Poor child, who blinded you? I asked you and you didn't tell me. As a mother, I feel so sorry for you."
Speaking of this, my mother hugged Qin Yufei and cried. Qin Yufei heard a mother's sincere care in her voice, and realized that Li Xiaochen's mother loved her from the bottom of her heart. She couldn't bear it.
He stopped and shed tears.
Li Xiaochen didn't know why the two of them were crying. He didn't want to see anyone shed tears, so he turned around and wanted to go outside for some air, but his mother called him: "Where are you going? You want to run away irresponsibly again."
What!"
"No, no, absolutely not!" Li Xiaochen immediately put on a flattering smile, giggled a few times, and turned around, "You humans are here to exchange feelings. I think it's better for me to avoid it a little bit."
My mother sighed heavily: "I'm not here to celebrate my birthday. I just want to see how you are doing recently. You bastards, our generation of elders most disapprove of having sex before marriage. But there is no way.
Now you have made Mi'er's belly bigger. As a man, you must take responsibility and give others a status. You two are getting married."
Li Xiaochen asked with a headache: "Can we stop knotting?"
My mother stared: "What do you think?"
"That's not possible..." Li Xiaochen, who was about to go crazy, pulled Qin Yufei aside and whispered to her: "You can at least say something to me. If I marry Jiang Mi'er,
I have really become a public enemy. If your father and mother knew about it, would they be able to spare me? Didn’t I say one month last time? Now in the blink of an eye, there are only a few days left! You can help me!"
Qin Yufei asked with a half-smile, "Then do you want to marry Jiang Mi'er, or do you want to marry me?"
Li Xiaochen said: "I want to do both. But the conditions are not mature at the moment..."
Qin Yufei raised her small lips in a rare move and said in a coquettish tone: "I don't want this answer. Choose one of the two, don't think about other things, just rely on your feelings, who do you like more?"
Li Xiaochen has long formed his own style of handling situations like this where you have to choose one. Take this matter for example, Qin Yufei asked to make a choice between her and Jiang Mier. Usually
Generally speaking, this can be dealt with in three situations.
The first is when only Qin Yufei is around, then you must choose Qin Yufei without hesitation. Even if she thinks what you are telling lies, she will be very happy because her little vanity is satisfied.
, and it also has positive additional emotions such as secret joy and secret joy. Yes, women are so easy to coax, although most of the time it is very difficult.
The second is when only Jiang Mi'er is here, then it is even more categorical to choose Jiang Mi'er. For a girl like her who is smarter than Conan, a ten thousand-year-old elementary school student, lies will have no effect on her. You have no effect on her.
How about it, she feels like a mirror in her heart. But do you want to tell a white lie? Yes! Why? Because even if you don't like her the most, but you still lied to make her happy, it means that you care about her.
Jiang Mier has a delicate mind and will definitely figure out why you lied. So after she feels that she occupies a very important position in your heart, she will still be very happy.
In the third situation, what should you do when Jiang Mier and Qin Yufei are both present? If you are unlucky and have to be forced to tell the answer in front of them, then just insist that you like Qin Yufei best
.
When telling the result, Qin Yufei may be overjoyed. Jiang Mier may be jealous and feel disappointed. You must let Qin Yufei know how much you love her just right, but at the same time, you must not let Jiang Mier be hurt.
Ignore.
After coaxing Qin Yufei into a happy mood, he told Jiang Mi'er alone that in fact, he just said something against his will just to prevent Qin Yufei from being sad. What he cares about most is Jiang Mi'er. Because you like it.
The two of them don't want to make anyone sad. Yes, tell the truth to Jiang Mier at this time. She will test you in her own way. Only by letting her feel your sincerity will she believe that you are not
When coaxing her, he would not hesitate to sacrifice his own pure body when necessary.
In this way, Jiang Mier will be very happy. Why? Because in her opinion, you like both of them, but you only lied to Qin Yufei and were honest with her. This proves that in your heart,
She is more important than Qin Yufei.
Or, maybe at this point, Jiang Mi'er has still seen through your lies. She thinks you are a smooth guy who pleases both sides and doesn't offend both sides. But you put more thought into her and obviously pay more attention to her.
It's Jiang Mi'er. So she will still be very happy.
In fact, only you know the truth. The reason why you spend so much time on Jiang Mier is not because you like Jiang Mier more, but because Jiang Mier is more difficult to deal with than Qin Yufei.
Women's hearts are so complicated. They will worry about some "little things" and insist on fighting for a five-four-three. Once you don't handle it properly, you may lose a beautiful woman forever.
Now, it was Qin Yufei who asked him in private. Obviously, this was the first situation and it was best to handle it.
Li Xiaochen suppressed his smile, tried his best to sound serious, and said: "I like you more, Yufei. The first time I practiced Yin Yang Qi Guiding Art with you, I couldn't help but be obsessed with that kind of thing."
You and I feel like water and water blend together. Later, we kissed each other in the small space in the closet, and I couldn't help it. Until you were willing to sacrifice your life for me and competed with the younger generation of masters in the world of Japanese and Korean immortals in the Palace of the Gods,
You confided your true feelings to me when I was dying, and my heart has already been filled with you. Do you know, Yufei, from then on, whenever I pick up my pen, all I write is your name. Every day, every moment.
, what I miss is your charming smile. In fact, a beautiful woman like you, with a beautiful heart, should know my thoughts. I am willing to offend the entire Japanese and Korean immortal world for you. But I am not willing to do it for Jiang.
Mi'er, give up your position and honor as director of the film department, give her a status, and marry her. In my heart, it is self-evident that you two are more important."
At this point, even Li Xiaochen himself almost believed that he really loved Qin Yufei more than he loved Jiang Mier. If the person involved was like this, it would be even harder for Qin Yufei to notice.
But Qin Yufei is not as easy to coax as Tang Yao after all. She pouted and asked: "Then when did you fall in love with me?"
Li Xiaochen was stunned for a moment, opened his eyes wide, and said after a long time: "I always thought you were a traditional girl. I didn't expect you to be so open-minded, asking such a question in front of me?"
Qin Yufei heard his tone of voice was strange, but for a moment she couldn't tell what was wrong, so she could only ask: "Is this... an embarrassing question?"
"I think, for you... yes!" Li Xiaochen thought hard for a while, "If I really want to talk about it, it should be when I first started practicing qi-guiding with you. That kind of your true qi entered me
The stimulation of my zhenqi entering your body makes me have the urge to go to bed with you...ahem."
After hearing the end, Qin Yufei blushed and spat: "What are you talking nonsense about? How can you say such a thing in front of me? No shame or shame~"
Li Xiaochen quickly cried out that he was wronged: "You asked me yourself when I fell in love with you, okay? Who is so shameless?"
Qin Yufei shyly teased him, then corrected with a blushing face: "I don't like 'falling in love' with you, I mean 'falling in love' with you."
Li Xiaochen nodded hurriedly: "That's right, I have fallen in love with you."
"You!" Qin Yufei was so angry that she stomped her foot on Li Xiaochen's instep, "You are so annoying! You just want to catch my tongue, huh."
Li Xiaochen held back the pain and said with a cheeky smile: "Whether I like you or not, I still like you anyway. I both like you and I also like you."
You, and I particularly like - fall in love with you. Don't you also fall in love with me?"
"Bah! Who has fallen in love with you? Shameless." Qin Yufei felt her cheeks were so hot that she wanted to plunge into a pile of ice cubes and never come out again. Besides the two of them, there are others here. What if?
They heard the sweet and flirtatious words between themselves and Li Xiaochen, which was extremely embarrassing.
Li Xiaochen knew that he had finally confused the sharp topic of "choose one", and quickly said to Qin Yufei: "Seriously, we are in the same group. You have to help me persuade my mother. I really
If you marry Jiang Mier, your parents will really tear me into potato chips."