"Meow me! The perfect goddess in my mind... was fucked like this! My face was so wet that I wet myself..."
"Qin Yufei's first kiss was dedicated to Brother Achen? I will draw a circle and curse you every day!"
"Brother Achen, you are so powerful! Even Qin Yufei can be so proud that he will marry you! He is a master-level figure!"
"I just said that bitch Qin Yufei is a lustful woman, huh! Today she finally showed her true colors to me!"
Some people in the audience applauded, and some reviled her. Ignoring the rumors, Qin Yufei pretended to kiss Li Xiaochen and walked back to her original position.
Li Xiaochen listened to the unpleasant gossip in the audience and smiled.
Now that things have happened, what scruples do you still have? It’s already like this anyway, why not let go and enjoy this beautiful blessing that many men don’t enjoy.
Opening his arms, he smiled evilly at Jiang Mier and Tang Yao and said, "Come, dear!"
The remaining two looked at each other and walked to Li Xiaochen together.
"Hmph, you bastard got a big advantage today." Tang Yao looked angrily and pinched him hard on the arm.
But between his eyebrows, there was a hint of anticipation and subtle joy.
Jiang Mi'er didn't complain at all, and said with a smile: "Close your eyes."
"Why do you have to close your eyes?" Li Xiaochen looked at this ghost girl warily. Among the three, she was the most versatile. How could she not be careful?
Jiang Mier had a straight face and snorted: "Do you still want to kiss me?"
Li Xiaochen had no choice but to do as he was told.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he closed his eyes, he felt something biting his left and right cheeks, which caused severe pain.
Suddenly he opened his eyes and saw Jiang Mier and Tang Yao biting his face with their teeth.
"Oh my god, heroine, please spare your life! I don't want to kiss you anymore... Ouch! It hurts, please be gentle!"
"Hahahaha!" When the students in the audience saw this scene, they burst into laughter as if they had released the bad breath they had been holding back.
When others are kissed, most of them will leave lip marks on their faces. What about Li Xiaochen? His face is full of tooth marks.
After the two beauties had bitten them enough, Li Xiaochen covered his face covered with tooth marks and said to the group of students in the audience who were taking photos frantically: "Are you satisfied?"
Someone from the audience immediately answered: "Brother Achen, don't cover it with your hands. We can't take pictures of your private parts!"
"Your hair is private! Does your face count as a private part?" Li Xiaochen is already a junior in college. Next year, he will be busy with internships and job hunting in his senior year.
This food festival may be the last one I attend during my college years.
In order to leave a good memory for himself and everyone, he let go of his hand, exposed his face, and allowed them to take as many pictures as they wanted.
With a smile on his face, he looked at the smiling faces in the audience that had not been completely polluted by the dark side of society, and sighed in his heart: As long as these students are happy, isn't that the purpose of holding a food festival?
After a long time, the host came to clean up the chaotic scene. Although Li Xiaochen's program was a mess, it was basically completed.
When he returned backstage, the first thing he saw was Melzac in a cowboy outfit.
The dean half-raised his right hand and greeted him with a smile: "Hey, cowboy, I heard you performed well today... huh? What's wrong with your face?"
"Hahahaha..." As soon as he raised his face, the student union members who were doing the aftermath work in the background couldn't help but laughed out loud.
Li Xiaochen had no choice but to cover his face again, looking at Jiang Mier from the left and Tang Yao from the right.
The two beauties covered their mouths and smiled at his face.
Li Xiaochen rolled his eyes and climbed up the pole: "I am gloriously injured. Dean, seeing as I work so hard, you have to treat me to dinner tonight no matter what?"
Melzak laughed and said: "No problem. All the students in the student union, as well as Li Xiaochen and you guys who have contributed so much to this school, you all have worked hard. I will treat you to a good meal tonight.
.All expenses are covered by me!”
Before he even finished his last sentence, everyone present cheered and applauded.
Especially those officials who had been squeezed by Tang Yao for a long time were all moved to tears: "It's finally over... After sowing 30 million seeds, I finally harvested a small ear of wheat!"
Seeing that Qin Yufei and Xiaobi were retiring and planning to leave quietly, Melzak quickly stopped them: "Qin Yufei, it's rare for me to bleed profusely. As one of the heroes, you have to do this."
Give me some face. And the lady next to you, none of you are allowed to run away. Tonight is a carnival night!"
Just when Li Xiaochen was leading everyone to shout "Long live Long Live times three times", Jiang Mi'er stuffed the small rice pail with ten grains of healthy porridge left over from his lunch and said: "Don't be complacent. Tonight... you
You still have to eat this.”
"What!" Li Xiaochen was suddenly poured a bucket of cold water on him, and he was about to cry. "It's all if you don't let me have a meal with Qin Yufei at noon. Now it's the dean's treat, unlimited consumption! Expense
It’s all his fault!”
"So what?"
"You old man, just be kind and be merciful and let me indulge a little bit."
"No." Jiang Mi'er rubbed Li Xiaochen's belly back and forth and said with a smile, "I have to be responsible for you and the baby in your belly."
When it was getting dark, Li Xiaochen and his three beauties, together with all the members of the school student union, followed Dean Melzac towards the most luxurious entertainment place in the university town.
Melzac also specially rented a large private room and a small private room.
Anyone among them can enter the large private room. The small private room can only be opened with a specific key.
The keys were only given to Li Xiaochen and those "heroes" who made a lot of money for the school.
At the beginning, everyone gathered in the big private room, eating, drinking, singing karaoke and boxing, and it was a lot of fun.
Li Xiaochen was the only one who was very miserable. He held a small rice pail and ate the porridge bite by bite under Jiang Mi'er's supervision.
Seeing those people eating and drinking well, Li Xiaochen sighed repeatedly: "Why don't I get a share? I am the one who works the hardest!"
Jiang Mier even naughtyly brought him delicious food, making him greedy to see it and smell the delicious food, but he couldn't eat it.
After a few rounds of drinking, Melzac saw that the members of the student union were going crazy, so he brought Li Xiaochen and the others into the small private room.
After pouring a glass of juice for everyone, Melzac took the lead in raising the glass and said: "Drinking too much wine is harmful to your health. We use juice instead of wine. Come on, let's have a drink first."
After everyone in the small private room had finished drinking, Melzac put down his cup, took out four keys from the inner pocket of his jacket, and distributed them to Li Xiaochen, Jiang Mier, Qin Yufei and Tang Yao respectively.
Li Xiaochen asked curiously: "Dean, what kind of key is this?"
Melzak chuckled and said, "Guess."
Jiang Mier looked familiar at the key. She suddenly said: "This can't be..."
"That's right! That's the one." Melzac filled several cups with juice, picked up his own cup, and raised it again, "Today I want to give a gift to classmate Li Xiaochen to thank him for his contribution to our school.
contribution.”
"A gift?" Li Xiaochen played with the key, "Dean, is this the gift you are talking about?"
Melzak laughed and said: "Yes. The keys in your hands are just spares. The keys you usually use are the fingerprints of each of your thumbs."
Tang Yao also became curious: "Dean, what kind of gift is it?"
Melzak drank a drink by himself and said: "What I gave to classmate Li Xiaochen is a European-style duplex building in Swiss Garden in the university town."
"Wow -" Li Xiaochen jumped up from the sofa with excitement, "Is it true?"
Seeing Melzak nodding frequently, he laughed from ear to ear: "Dean, you are too generous. You are even willing to give me a house. But why do I feel that the Swiss garden and European-style duplex building you mentioned seem to be in
Where have you heard of it?”
Jiang Mier patted Li Xiaochen's head gently: "Idiot, isn't that the house I sold last time?"
"Ah!" Li Xiaochen suddenly realized. No wonder he had the impression. It turned out to be the house where Jiang Mier used to live.
Last time, in order to help him pay for Liu Rongwei's car, Jiang Mier sold both the car and the house.
In fact, even Jiang Mier did not expect that Melzac would be the one to buy her house.
The person who made the transaction with her that time was a chubby middle-aged uncle, not the dean of the Mei School of Management at all.
Now that I think about it, maybe that fat uncle is Melzak's subordinate.
"But, Dean, why did you give them all keys?" Li Xiaochen asked again.
Melzak shrugged: "Is there anything wrong? In terms of merit and reward, these three beauties have contributed. Of course they can also live in it if they want."
"But you just said, give me the house..."
"I only give you the right to use and live in the house. I have no intention of changing the head of household on the property certificate to your name."
"I know there is no such thing as a free lunch. Dean, you are so cunning..." Li Xiaochen slumped like a deflated ball.
While they were joking, the five of them had a meal and a drink in the small private room.
Li Xiaochen ate porridge all day and couldn't help but go out to relieve himself.
After he entered the bathroom, Melzac came in not long after.
Li Xiaochen stood side by side with him, facing the toilet to relieve stress, when he suddenly heard Melzac say: "Cowboy, do you want to join the film department?"
Suddenly hearing the word "Shadow Club", Li Xiaochen turned around in surprise, looked at Melzac's face, and his heart trembled: How did he know about the Shadow Club? Is the dean also a person in the world of immortality?
Completely forgetting that he was still peeing, he squirted the unfinished liquid onto Melzak's pants.
"Hey, you peed on me!" Melzak yelled and jumped away, looking down at his wet pants.
"Sorry, sorry." Li Xiaochen quickly closed the valve, "Dean, what did you just say?"
"I said, I want to invite you to join the film department."
Li Xiaochen heard Jiang Mier mention the organization "Shadow Department" many times. But what kind of existence the Film Department was, he didn't understand.
Melzac observed his words and felt his thoughts: "Didn't Jiang Mier tell you about the film department?"
Jiang Mi'er? Li Xiaochen's eyes widened, and he felt more and more that this dean had a lot of background.
The meaning revealed in his words was that he obviously knew that Jiang Mier was an immortal cultivator.
Is Melzac an enemy or a friend? If he and the two men in black from last time were in the same group, wouldn't that be detrimental to Jiang Mi'er?
No, it won't happen. Li Xiaochen immediately rejected the idea that just popped up.
If the dean wants to take action against Jiang Mier, he has plenty of opportunities. If he has not taken action for a long time, is he really not malicious, or is he planning something?
Seeing his changing expression, Melzak explained: "The Shadow Department is a special organization of the Immortal Wheel Sect. It is mainly responsible for formulating various systems of the immortal world and punishing those who violate the regulations. It is a bit like the legislative and
A combination of law enforcement and police. Only elites in the world of immortality are eligible to join the film department."
After saying that, Melzac extended an invitation again: "How about it, cowboy, do you want to join our film department?"