(Chapter 18) Beethoven's Seventh Variation for Percussion
Li Xiaochen, Caiyun, and Liuyue flew all the way to the temporary camp where the Xian Army was stationed. Without saying much, they rushed straight into the main camp tent. The Bird-Beaked Thunder God was busy contacting various troops to get them here as soon as possible. After gathering, when he saw Li Xiaochen coming, he finally put down the big stone hanging in his heart, and hurriedly came up to greet him, saying: "General Tianmeng, you are back." "What's going on, please tell me in detail." Li Xiaochen rushed. Caiyun and Liuyue winked, and the two fairies immediately understood and left knowingly.
The bird-beaked thunder god said carefully: "This is the case. After we killed the two hundred thousand demon army as planned, they became very violent. The Wind Immortal troops went crazy and bit our retreating troops from the capital. Narcissus and Thunder Immortal The 200,000 elite troops marched hastily and quickly returned to the base camp in an attempt to encircle and annihilate the main force of our army. Fortunately, General Tianmeng knew what was happening. The main force of the immortal army used the instant flying talisman to safely withdraw from the battlefield before being severely damaged. The remaining soldiers were I am contacting the scattered troops that were defeated, hoping to regroup."
After listening to the report, Li Xiaochen immediately said: "We can't set up camp here, otherwise we will be defeated in one fell swoop. By the way, we will notify the rest of the troops and set up an ambush along the way. When we see the pursuing demon army passing by, we can make a sneak attack appropriately and kill them." Just hit it, run away immediately, don’t bother too much.”
The bird-beaked thunder god asked in confusion: "Then where should our main force withdraw?"
"Retreat, retreat, retreat. Our troops, who can't do anything else, will attack. We won a victory and our morale has been boosted. We will take advantage of the victory to attack, go around to the back of the demon army's headquarters, and poke their assholes." ."[
"Ah." The bird-beaked thunder god was dumbfounded. "This, I'm afraid this is not good. The Immortal Emperor is taking refuge behind our army. We are going to take the demon army's retreat. What will the Immortal Emperor do?"
"Ignore the Immortal Emperor. Whether he is captured or killed, the Demon Army can do whatever he wants. The Immortal Army must strengthen their belief and go around behind them to have a hearty sex without bleeding their anus. The Immortal Army must There’s no such thing as a little **.”
"How can we ignore the Immortal Emperor? How can we fight without the Immortal Emperor? General Tianmeng, you are just kidding me."
Li Xiaochen saw that his eyes were confused, so he had to endure his temper and said: "Little bird, let me ask you, are we fighting for the Immortal Emperor, or are we fighting for the ancient immortal world."
"A little bit of both."
"No, we are just fighting for the ancient immortal world. A worthless thing like the Immortal Emperor can be replaced at any time, so you have to understand that this ancient immortal world does not belong to the Immortal Emperor, but belongs to all of us. The Immortal Emperor is just A manager, a public servant of the people, well, this public servant spends all day eating and drinking with public funds, which is indeed a bit stupid, but if one public servant dies, thousands of public servants will stand up, you don’t have to worry about this, in the end, as long as If we can regain all the territory, then victory will still be ours, do you understand?"
The bird-beaked thunder god was still confused and shook his head.
"Don't be so pedantic and old-fashioned in your thinking. Be a little more penetrating, k. Don't you have to force me to speak English?" Li Xiaochen sighed helplessly, "Let me tell you from another angle. You can treat this as a military strategy. , let’s get the Immortal Emperor away first and put a substitute there to attract the attention of the demon army. At the same time, our brothers will go around to the rear and take turns to attack them and defeat them. Damn, do you want me to say more? vulgar."
"I understand, I understand." Bird-billed Thunder God nodded hurriedly, "As expected of General Tianmeng, his tactics are always so bold."
"Yoshi, I plan to tell you the main strategies for the next military operation, but before that, please give me a detailed analysis of the military capabilities of both sides."
"Okay, I'll sort it out right away and report to you." After summarizing all the information, Bird's Beak Thunder God told Li Xiaochen the detailed battle report after the war.
In general, the results of the battle were basically within Li Xiaochen's expectations. Rough statistics showed that the Demon Army had nearly 200,000 soldiers in this battle. As for the Immortal Army, they could have suffered less losses, but due to the Demon Army's The sudden counterattack expanded the losses to more than 80,000 sergeants.
At present, the fairy army only has more than 90,000 troops, while the demon army has more than 300,000 troops. The gap is still very large. But in terms of numbers alone, more than 80,000 people fighting for 200,000 people can be regarded as a battle between the weak and the strong. A big victory.
The most gratifying thing is that in this battle, the main force of the fairy army, led by the ancient thunder god himself, completed the task brilliantly. The demon army's baggage and food have been basically destroyed. According to the news, the demon army has urgently sent a request for support to the rear. I hope Supplies can be delivered in time.
After integrating this information, Bird Beak Thunder God suddenly understood, and finally understood the purpose of Li Xiaochen's radical tactics.
The demon army has no food and cannot last long. As long as they go around to their rear, they can cut off the supplies delivered and attack from the rear when they are not prepared.
Without military rations, the demon army will definitely be eager to win, and strive to capture the Immortal Emperor and end the war as soon as possible. At that time, the demon army will probably have time to consolidate the rear. The immortal army just uses the Immortal Emperor as a bait to lure the demon army deeper.
As long as the tactics are arranged properly, the Immortal Emperor, a big fat bait, can attract the main force of the demon army. Coupled with General Tianmeng's strategizing, maybe we can really defeat the 300,000 demon army in one fell swoop and return our country.
After thinking about it, the bird-beaked thunder god looked at Li Xiaochen with admiration, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: General Tianmeng is indeed very wise. He is already familiar with the overall situation, and his perspective on looking at problems is always so sharp and unique, and he can see it at a glance. Being able to see through the opponent's life gate, it is precisely because of his outstanding talent that the Immortal Army has the opportunity to turn defeat into victory.[
But fighting a war is not as simple as talking about it on paper. Many specific details need to be arranged, such as tactics. In terms of numbers, the fairy army is at a disadvantage. What kind of arms can be used to defeat the enemy? From what angle should the attack be made? Who should be appointed as the main general? Which timing to choose... This series of details is enough to determine the direction of the war. The tactics are originally good, but if the details are not grasped, the final result will be unsatisfactory. All of this still has to be done by General Tianmeng himself.
"Report, the demon army has been attacking for thousands of miles and is less than fifty miles away from our army." Just as Li Xiaochen was discussing the details of the battle with the Bird's Beak Thunder God, the messenger came to report urgently.
Li Xiaochen made a prompt decision and ordered: "The whole army retreats immediately. Don't pack anything except food and weapons. Run away immediately. The faster the better."
After the messenger soldiers left, he turned to the Bird-Beaked Thunder God and said, "Without further ado, you lead the main force of the Immortal Army to retreat in an orderly manner. I only have a fortune of more than 90,000, so don't let the Demon Army eat it up."
The bird-beaked thunder god asked hurriedly: "What about you?"
"Just leave me a hundred soldiers."
"What? General Tianmeng wants to cut off our queen?"
"You should understand it as buying time."
"No, it's too dangerous. A hundred soldiers are like a mantis trying to act as a chariot. General Tianmeng should go with our large army."
"What do you care about me? I have a way to protect myself. You and Lao Lei are divided into two troops. Hurry up and lead the troops from both sides of the demon army to the rear quietly. I will meet you then and argue with me for a while.
, no one can leave." Li Xiaochen gave the Bird's Beak Thunder God a hard blow, urging him to lead his army to retreat.
The bird-beaked thunder god thought for a while and felt that with Tianmeng's ability, it shouldn't be too difficult to escape unscathed. In the face of a powerful enemy, he had no choice but to trust him.
Li Xiaochen had no time to talk nonsense with him, left the camp, selected a hundred soldiers, and retreated directly to a small city not far from here. This was done to give the demon army a preliminary impression: the fairy army planned to continue retreating
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When necessary, they have to struggle vigorously in front of the demon army, and play some plots of preferring death to surrender. The purpose is to give them a strong idea that the immortal army is struggling to death. With preconceived concepts, it will be difficult for them to notice the difference between the two sides.
Only by sneaking around the main force of the immortal army, the bird-beaked thunder god and the ancient thunder god can Chen Cang be better concealed.
When they arrived at the small town, Li Xiaochen played Chapter 549.
However, although they were confused and puzzled, they knew that General Tianmeng was very resourceful and that all these arrangements were not without purpose, so they followed Li Xiaochen's instructions and made preparations.
At the same time, Narcissus, who personally led his 100,000 demon army to kill, received the news early: the immortal army that was originally preparing to camp suddenly retreated. The other party may have received the news in advance that the demon army was pursuing them. As for Tian Meng, it seems that he stayed behind
After the break, he settled in a nearby small town.
"Does he want to personally cut off the queen?" During the march, Narcissus began to speculate on the enemy's intentions. Tianmeng was by no means an easy person, and his words of personally cutting off the queen should not be ignored.
But it’s not that Tianmeng has any weaknesses. After the Ten Thousand Swords Feixian move is released, it should be difficult for him to use it again in a short period of time. No matter how powerful he is, I’m afraid it will be difficult for him to fight against a hundred thousand demon army now. When the troops come to the city, they will be attacked
Surround the small town and maybe capture it alive.
No, no, Tian Meng's plan is unpredictable. Since he dares to stay behind, he must have a powerful killing move behind him. He must not take it lightly. The demon army has little capital and cannot be defeated by him again.
After thinking about it, the demonic army from the Shiwanshui Camp had already arrived at the small town. Narcissus ordered his soldiers to investigate carefully nearby to see if there was an ambush, and then asked the army to surround the small town on all sides.
But soon, Narcissus observed that the city gate of this small town was wide open, and there was some murderous intent inside. At a glance, there were about a hundred people near the city gate, all dressed as vendors, and everyone had a barbecue stall in front of the city gate.
Make two rows on both sides.
"What does this mean?" Narcissus couldn't help but become suspicious again, "Where is General Tianmeng." [
Not long after, two Taoist priests moved a seven-stringed guqin, walked to the top of the city to build a wall, and placed it on the long table that had been set up in advance. Then, they lit the strange incense in the incense burner. Everything was ready. Li Xiao
Chen climbed up the city wall with an enigmatic look on his face and sat down at the table.
None of the hundred thousand demon army knew what he was going to do, but when they suddenly saw Tianmeng, no one dared to slack off. They all tensed up and prepared for battle. Narcissus raised his hand unconsciously, and as long as Li Xiaochen
If there was any abnormal movement, she immediately signaled and ordered the massacre of the city.
Unexpectedly, Li Xiaochen calmly wiped the dust off his body and pressed his hands on the strings.
"You guys have been working hard for a long time. You must be very tired. I have learned piano before, so why not take this opportunity to show off your humiliation and count it as a labor force."
As soon as he finished speaking, Narcissus ordered: "The whole army must listen to the order and immediately cut off their hearing. They must not fall into the magic of General Tianmeng."
But her words were still a little too late. Li Xiaochen moved his fingers and started playing the guqin. The melody was surprisingly simple. After listening to it, the soldiers of the Demon Army felt an inexplicable sense of familiarity. But what was the name of Li Xiaochen's song?
They couldn't tell.
Even Narcissus, who is proficient in music, was stunned for a long time before he suddenly said: "This song is actually...'Two Tigers'."
General Tianmeng, who was killing everyone, actually played the guqin version of "Two Tigers". One hundred thousand demon army soldiers couldn't help bursting out laughing. No wonder it was so familiar. It turned out that this song was a very popular song "Two Tigers" in the human world.
Such a happy tune, but Li Xiaochen had to play it with a serious face, with a high-pitched appearance. When the soldiers saw his behavior, they couldn't help but laugh. Narcissus also felt it was a bit funny, but in his heart he didn't understand what he was doing.
What happened?
It was just one song, and Li Xiaochen spoke again: "The song just now is just the opening. The following is an elegant tune specially prepared by our army for you. Please enjoy it. Beethoven's seventh variation on percussion, ready, start."
The soldiers of the Hundred Immortal Army got the command, operated the barbecue stall, and sang together with Li Xiaochen: "I want it, I want it, Cheke Nao, a set of pancakes and fruit, one dollar for an egg, I like the crispy variety, small chili bean curd
Chopped green onion, iron plate, shovel and small wooden brush, want, want, Cheke Nao, put some flour sauce for a little sweetness, eat it while it’s hot and you will feel like a god, Airi Bati, enough black, follow me, verb, Daci,
Verb...I said pancakes and you asked for them."
Li Xiaochen shouted in a playful manner: "Jianbing."
One hundred immortal soldiers shouted in unison: "Yes."
"Pancakes."
"want."
"Pancakes."
"want."
"Checker's Nao, Cheke's Nao, golden, fragrant and delicious."
"Beethoven's...the seventh variation, that's what it is." Narcissus' facial expression began to twitch crazily.
Your sister, what on earth is Tianmeng doing? How elegant is such a cheerful RPG? Isn’t this cheating in front of a hundred thousand demon army?