Wen Liang woke up in the morning and found that he was sleeping naked.
Oh my god...not to mention whether I would get frostbite or not, just being in such a naked state made me break into a cold sweat.
First turn on your phone and see if there is another "video".
If she accidentally pressed the video button again, she swore that she would drown in tofu.
hey-hey……
Wen Liang propped up his head and smiled stupidly.
Singapore oh...
Hoho…it’s time to take a plane…
Excited, so excited!
Yeah yeah yeah…
Wen Liang, who was smiling stupidly in the mirror, received a strong side kick on the butt.
"Damn girl! Are you a nymphomaniac? You have two big front teeth, what are you doing stupidly? Come and eat your Warm Love brand wonton noodles!" Su Ou held up the smoke-filled black noodle.
wearing glasses and waving a big spoon.
Wonton noodles?(⊙_⊙)
Wen Liang almost forgot that there was breakfast to eat this morning.
Wow, licking my tongue, I can't help but feel that Bai Shenghao has the characteristics of a nanny.
"It's sex. Did uncle send it?"
He snorted after a few mouthfuls, his mouth was trembling because it was warm and cold, and he said vaguely, "How did you know it was a gift from him?"
Su Ou rolled her eyes, "Apart from your handsome uncle, who else could be so slimy? Look, two boxes of wonton noodles cost one hundred and ninety-six yuan. What I'm eating is not wonton noodles, but gold leaves."
Hiccup!
What?(⊙_⊙)
Two boxes of wonton noodles... cost nearly two hundred yuan!
Bang!
The warm and cool Hercules slapped his palm on the table hard, his eyes blazing, "It's outrageous! It's outrageous! This is the prodigal son! Even the damn fairy meat can't be so expensive!"
Su Ou grinned with bared teeth and ate very quickly. Anyway, if she ate more, she would get more glory.
Wen Liang blinked, moved closer to Su Ou's big face, and timidly stretched out his small hand, "Ou Ou, I'll charge you less, just take a hundred yuan."
"Cough cough cough cough!"
Su Ou was so startled that she coughed, straightened her back, and widened her eyes, "What did you say? It's cool for nothing, how dare you calculate money with me? Do you want to be beaten into hot steam by me?"
"So expensive..."
"It's expensive! It didn't cost you any money! Why are you so distressed?" Su Ou swallowed another wonton with hatred and almost choked to death.
Wen Liang pursed his lips and did not dare to say a word.
Sister, oh oh oh, good sister, do you know that Uncle Hao is not a person who gives in vain like Lei Feng, he is a beast, a beast with gleaming eyes and a belly full of bad water! Alas, how many of you and I will eat him?
Wonton noodles, he wants to take back double the money from me...
I hate businessmen the most!
At this moment, Wen Liang suddenly hated the scheming businessmen! Especially the one named Bai!
The two girls walked leisurely to school with their bulging bellies pouting.
Being late didn't happen once or twice. The two of them had no idea of being late at all. Anyway, under Su Ou's intimidation, there would automatically be "enthusiastic" classmates who would make up notes for them.
The tall shading paulownia trees and quiet paths make for a truly romantic and pleasant environment.
but.
Wen Liang broke out in a cold sweat, he was about to go crazy when asked by Su Ou!
"Hey, how are uncle's kissing skills?"
"Do you feel suffocated when I kiss you with my tongue?"
"How did you feel when I kissed your chest?"
"Did your clothes take off or were they torn?"
Ahhhhhhh... Wen Liang really wishes he could fly, so that he could fly to the sky and be thousands of miles away from this crazy bitch Su Ou.
The key point is that these problems are not the most terrifying!
"Liang Baikai, you are talking! If you don't say anything, I will strangle you to death! Sex, what does uncle look like there? Please describe it, use accurate figures for that, girth, length... Huh?"
Liang Baikai, why are your face so purple? Do you want to poop?"
I want to kill someone...
"This is not the first time for you. You must have experienced the feeling mentioned in the book. It is as if your soul is out of the body and you can't help but scream with joy... Why are you blushing? Tell me!
Also, what postures are you two in..."
"Hey, I'm also curious about one thing. That is, when your uncle and you were having sex, how long did it last in total? Time! Is it an hour?"
One hour? More than that... If it had ended in one hour, she would have thanked the Bodhisattva long ago. Wen Liang pulled her lips together and smiled strangely.
Su Ou's eyes sparkled, "You must feel really good, right?"
As soon as the words came to the floor, bang! Wen Liang fell down directly. His two feet were convulsing in the sky, "Sister Ou Ou... please spare me..."
Woo woo woo...
Why did I suddenly realize that Su Ou and Bai Shenghao are similar in some aspects? They are both the kind of people who are very persistent when they are determined about one thing. They are so persistent that they can drive people crazy.
Su Ou reluctantly tugged at the collar of Wen Liang's clothes, insisting on asking for a detailed, detailed and vivid answer, but Wen Liang just clenched her mouth and looked like a bored gourd.
The two of them pulled each other to the school gate, oh! What are you doing? It was so early in the morning, and the school gate was causing such a stir?
Several cars were parked at the door, and there were a group of students watching.
Su Ou was the first to see the tall and outstanding Zheng Bifan!
"Hey, Liang Baikai, isn't that your challenger?"
"Which one?"
Wen Liang craned his neck and took a look, and sure enough, Zheng Bifan, a witchy woman with a Sassoon head and heavy makeup, was standing in front of a luxury car.
"Look, Zheng Bifan's family is so wealthy, and all their cars are BMWs!"
"Huh? Zheng Bifan and Li Xian came together! I haven't seen senior Li Xian for several days! I heard that she committed suicide by slitting her wrists..."
"Shhh, keep your voice down, everyone is awesome, don't offend them."
Wen Liang shook her head and didn't plan to watch anymore. She didn't want to see either Li Xian or Zheng Bifan.
However, Su Ou suddenly grabbed her wrist and whispered in a low voice, "Be prepared mentally, Liang Baikai, don't cry. Your Liao She is here too."
Who?(⊙_⊙)
Ashe?
Wen Liang rubbed his eyes, stood on tiptoes and looked ahead. Sure enough, the radiant Liao She, with his warm crescent eyes under his flowing hair, was smiling slightly.
The light brown casual shirt brought out his neat and elegant temperament. A button on his wrist was shining brightly, shining into Wen Liang's eyes like a gem.
His hand was hugging Li Xian's shoulder.
Liao She still smiled so refreshingly, carefully hugged Li Xian who was just right, got out of the car, and greeted the classmates around him.
On one side of his face, he suddenly saw the warmth and coolness seven or eight meters away.
Petite and thin, she had wide open eyes and a hurt look on her face.
The smile on Liao She's face suddenly froze.
"What's wrong, what are you looking at, A She?" Li Xian followed Liao She's gaze and saw Wen Liang.
Zheng Bifan followed her cousin's gaze and looked over.
All the classmates turned around in surprise and turned to Wen Liang.