"Brother Cheng, please go back. There is no need to send him in."
Going further inside, there are too many rumors about her Wenliang.
Lian Cheng smiled slyly, "If you're not tired, let's walk again."
"Well, you are very busy..."
"It happens that I have a lot of free time today, why don't you go in and go out with me to have some fun."
Sweating violently.
Xiaomili's father is so open-minded! He thinks she is that nymphomaniac Su Ou who likes cool men like him?
"Haha, then you'd better send me in for a walk."
Lian Cheng lowered his head and looked at Wen Liang, who was much shorter than him, and suddenly realized that she was indeed cute and tight.
He took out a handful of money and handed it to her, "Nu, take this money." Someone will take a photo. Can the photo be illustrated as: money for selling oneself?
( ⊙o⊙ ) Wow...a lot of money, seems like 10,000 yuan?
saliva……
But that’s not right, why should I collect his money?
Wen Liang put away his subconscious greedy look and waved his hand, "Why do I want your money? No."
"Take it!"
It’s really hard to have money and not be able to take it...
"don't want."
Lian Cheng simply grabbed her hand and stuffed the money into her hand, "Just take it if I tell you to take it! This is the meal fee for the dog. I said, you are not allowed to let my dog take it."
Do you know that the dog has been wronged? He takes a bath every day, blows the dog's hair every day, and catches lice every day..."
Wen Liang was dumbfounded and stuttered, "Stop, stop, can I say something?"
"explain."
"Isn't that dog the president's illegitimate son? Damn it, it's so much better than a human being! Do we need to set aside a bed for it and let me sleep on the floor?"
Lian Cheng laughed, "Although it's a bit exaggerated, my Lian Cheng's dog is naturally much more noble than other people's dogs. You two should treat it well. Isn't this money worth it?"
Wen Liang glared at Lian Cheng, put the handful of banknotes into his bag mercilessly, and mumbled, "Oh, you're taking people's money to help them eliminate disasters, and you just asked me to castrate the millet grains."
I will make it happen for you as a little female dog."
Only then did I realize the true truth that money can make the world go round.
"Haha, how do you know that the millet grains belong to a male dog?"
(⊙_⊙)
Wen Liang was immediately dumbfounded.
This, this, this...
It seems that I let something slip...
His face turned a little red.
Lian Cheng suppressed a smile and said, "Did you see that the millet grains have handles? Oh, you girls are so lustful. You are so thick-skinned that you specialize in studying the sexual organs of male animals..."
puff--!
Wen Liang almost vomited blood.
He hesitated and defended anxiously, "I didn't do any research specifically. Didn't I just... take a glance at it... maybe, maybe, it seemed like he had a small bump..."
Something's wrong...Why does it become more confusing the more you explain it?
Lian Cheng said mischievously, "Little bump? Don't underestimate that little bump. When the estrus comes in the spring, it won't be so small..."
Wen Liang was dumbfounded when he heard it, and said stupidly, "Ah, even dogs are like humans, they have that kind of air blowing reaction."
"Cough cough cough cough..." Lian Cheng was so tired that he coughed.
She thought that only humans could do that, just like the lewd Uncle Hao... When he reacted, it was super scary.
Even dogs do this?
So magical.
But when he looked up, he found that Lian Cheng's face was strange, his eyes were radiating a strange light, and there was a palpitating feeling at the corner of his mouth.
"Brother Cheng, what's wrong with you?"
Does he have facial spasm? Commonly known as facial paralysis.
Lian Cheng breathed hard and whispered hoarsely, "You, your hands..."
hand?
Wen Liang looked for his own hands.
(⊙_⊙)
Isn't it? When did my hand crawl up to Mr. Cheng's chest? It happened to touch one of his little cherries.
He smiled embarrassingly, "Haha... I'm sorry, I thought it was a wall... Hehe..."
The texture is very good...the chest muscles are very developed...
He quickly took his hand back, wishing he could find a crack in the ground to crawl in, scratching his hair randomly, "Okay, I'm leaving."
"Wait!" Lian Cheng quickly grabbed Wen Liang's hand.
Oh my God, what are you waiting for? It’s already embarrassing enough, because I was so excited to talk about a certain small bump of a certain male animal that I was so happy that I touched my paws on the person’s chest. But, Mr. Cheng
The feel of Mr. Cheng's chest was very different from Liao She's. Liao She's was warm and soft, while Mr. Cheng's was like an iron rod. But I remember Uncle Hao's chest was broad, thick, and hard.
But warm.
I have become addicted to sex recently...
Lian Cheng said in a low voice, "You didn't wash your hair, did you?"
Um?
Why did such a question suddenly appear?
"Wash it..."
I washed it yesterday...
"It smells sour..." Lian Cheng lowered his head, lay on Wen Liang's head and took a sniff.
Wen Liang sweated violently, "Isn't that right? Did the millet crawl on my head and pee at night?"
"Hahaha..." Lian Cheng couldn't help but laugh, rubbed Wen Liang's hair, and said, "Silly girl..."
Suddenly he tilted his face, said "Hey!" and kissed her on the forehead.
(⊙_⊙)
He, he kissed her head?
Whoosh——!
Wen Liang was so frightened that he ran away at the speed of a rocket.
Lian Cheng lowered his head and looked at his pants, his breathing suddenly quickened, his eyes blazing, "I'm reacting... I'm finally reacting... I'm finally hard!"
This is nothing short of the most exciting good news!
All kinds of medical treatments and various home remedies failed to show any improvement, but at this time, it inexplicably improved!
Lian Cheng quickly drove to find his andrologist.
**
On the way to Jindi's performance, Wen Liang kept thinking about a question.
Since she plans to sign up for auditions on behalf of their Chinese department, what program should she put forward that is better?
You must win with one strike!
Sing professional folk songs?
It’s not that I don’t know how to do it, it’s that I feel like I can’t be surprising and innovative in that way.
It is absolutely impossible to work alone. At this time, you must fully embody the spirit of the team.
team……
Seeing the boys from the band he had been performing with and the occasional guest dancers, Wen Liang's eyes lit up and he snapped his fingers handsomely.
Yes, she can borrow musicians like Jin Di to play together!
"Xiaochun, let me ask you a question, what kind of program, I'm talking about singing and dancing, how can it arouse the audience's emotions as soon as it comes on?"
Xiaochun had a sullen face and thought about it seriously, "Well, that's a striptease."
Boom!
He gave Xiaochun a chestnut and said, "You are causing trouble, aren't you? If you want to jump, I will strip you naked and jump on you!"
Xiaochun curled her lips and said, "Then let's wait until I have completed the sex reassignment plastic surgery before jumping in. By then we will have a proud prosthetic breast."
puff--!
All the throat tea in Wen Liang's mouth spurted out.