When Cheng Song floated back from the ancient WC refreshed, Mengxue suddenly thought of an advertising slogan - eliminate toxins and feel relaxed!
He looks so relaxed!
But Mengxue is sure that he won't be able to relax for long!
Compared with ordinary laxatives, adding sweet potatoes, garlic, and green onions has another advantage, that is... in addition to causing diarrhea, it can also cause unbearable abdominal pain!
Sure enough, Cheng Song, the fox, had just sat down on the chair so handsomely and looked at Mengxue with a strange expression. When he was about to say something, he suddenly bent down again and frowned slightly.
Obviously, he had abdominal pain!
But a fox is a fox, and even under such circumstances, he still stood up calmly, straightened his clothes elegantly, waved his sleeves, and did not take away a piece of papyrus.
Mengxue stood behind him, covering her mouth and laughing secretly, with a little evil intention of succeeding in her mischief.
She was not afraid of how Cheng Song would retaliate against her. If Cheng Song wanted to retaliate against her openly, the worst he could do would be to complain to the Queen Mother!
If the Queen Mother were to pursue the matter, Mengxue would just pretend to be stupid, pretend not to know anything, and express to the Queen Mother in a eloquent manner that she just wanted to fulfill her responsibilities as a wife and wanted her husband to taste the food cooked by her own hands. How could she know?
Not good at cooking...
When the time came, she took the initiative to admit her mistake, expressed her love for her husband, added a few tears at the end, and promised that similar things would never happen in the future. Mengxue believed that the Queen Mother was not sad at all.
As for Cheng Song's secret revenge, Mengxue had already been psychologically prepared for it. Cheng Song's revenge on her was inevitable anyway. Even if it hadn't happened, I believe Cheng Song wouldn't have made it easy for her!
Recalling everything that happened last night, Mengxue still has lingering fears!
That kind of pain, that kind of humiliation, she swore she would never forget it in her life!
But she also believed that she might suffer such pain again in this life, more than once, even if she did nothing today...
The worst has already happened, so why fear the worse?
Instead of living a submissive life, it is better to let yourself feel happy!
Mengxue has no regrets at all about what she did today, which is so satisfying!
About half an hour passed, and Cheng Song still hadn't come back. The sky gradually darkened, and Mengxue was in an even better mood!
Apparently, scallions plus garlic plus sweet potatoes work wonders!
She made herself a cup of tea and planned to sip it while waiting for the second prince to come back who was about to be exhausted. While drinking tea, Mengxue couldn't help but think irrationally - what... According to his frequency, toilet paper
Will it not be enough?
Sometimes, people shouldn’t think too much!
For example, right now, when Mengxue thought about this problem, a young eunuch appeared in front of her.
"See the Second Princess." The eunuch saluted Mengxue.
"Get up." Mengxue waved her hand to signal him to get up, and then continued to sip tea, waiting for him to speak.
Basically, the people who hang out in the palace are all human beings, and observing people's emotions is a necessary skill. The little eunuch hesitated for a long time, looked at Mengxue for a long time, and then said timidly:
"Qi... Qi reported to the second prince, the second prince... he... he said..."
At this point, he paused and looked embarrassed. Although Mengxue really wanted to know what Cheng Song said and actually made the little eunuch hesitate like this, she didn't rush her and tasted it leisurely.
Tea, she believed that this little eunuch would convey Cheng Song's words completely.
Sure enough, the little eunuch struggled for a while and continued:
"Second Princess, the Second Prince said... there is not enough toilet paper, please... let you send some over..."
"puff--"
Mengxue took a sip of tea and squirted out unexpectedly. For the first time in her life, she squirted... I don't know if it was because the little eunuch was really good at picking the right time to talk, or because Cheng Song's words were so lethal. Anyway,
Li Mengxue, who has always had great self-control, Li Mengxue, who has always been calm, Li Mengxue, who is said to have remained calm despite the collapse of Mount Tai, could not control herself at this moment and burst out...
What a pity for this excellent Longjing!
Mengxue sighed, took a handkerchief and wiped her lips, then turned to the little eunuch and asked calmly:
"I know, let Ningxiang go with you."
Mengxue called Ningxiang over and told her to bring toilet paper and go with the little eunuch to deliver it to the "cute" second prince.
"Second Prince Concubine... no... it can't be done..." The little eunuch didn't know why, his legs went weak, and he knelt down in front of Mengxue, and said with an embarrassed look on his face, "Second Prince Concubine, the Second Prince ordered
Yes, I want... you to send it there in person..."
"..."
Although Mengxue knew that Cheng Song most likely wanted to punish her the moment the little eunuch asked her to deliver toilet paper, but... she was still shocked...
What a misstep!
She had thought of thousands of ways to take revenge on Cheng Song, but she had forgotten only this one!
Mengxue was holding the high-end toilet paper specially used in the palace, and she was extremely confused. Her feet felt like lead, and it was extremely laborious to take even one step. How she wished the road could go on like this...
Mengxue suddenly felt that she was very tragic. With Cheng Song's character, she would never let her give him toilet paper! Wait, wouldn't he let her wipe his anus by herself?
When Mengxue designated this plan, she only treated Cheng Song as a cunning fox, but forgot that this fox he had been pretending to be crazy and acting stupid!
A normal person would not make such an unreasonable request, but Cheng Song, he is not a normal person at all! When the time comes, if he really makes such a request, how should she refuse?
If she refuses and Cheng Song suddenly thinks that she is a fool and starts crying and making trouble, what should she do?
Do you really want to wipe his anus?
Rubbing the anus...what a disgusting thing...
Along the way, Mengxue was extremely tangled and her brain cells died. At this moment, Mengxue felt like she was trapped in a cocoon.
But...Cheng Song, why do you still think of teasing people under such circumstances?
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Pure Rain:
Some children may ask if there is toilet paper at this time?
This is a good question! According to historical records, ancient China has gone through several stages in terms of what to use to wipe away the dirt after giving birth! The first thing that appeared was toilet chips, about before the Tang Dynasty. During the Tang and Song Dynasties, toilet chips and toilet paper were used together.
The Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties were the era of rough paper! This article is a fictional article, and the specific layout is based on the Tang Dynasty, so toilet paper was already available at this time! (*^__^*) Hee hee...