"Scaring people will scare them to death." Mengxue glanced at Cheng Song angrily. Then, as if she had thought of something, she blinked at Cheng Song, "The second prince sent someone to monitor me again? Yours?"
Have you changed your good habits?"
Cheng Song raised his eyebrows and smiled brightly at Meng Xue:
"Since it is a good habit, how can we change it? My dear second prince, you are in danger deep inside the palace. I am here to protect you!"
Mengxue hadn't seen him smile like this for a long time, and she couldn't help but feel a little crazy!
It is undeniable that Cheng Song is indeed a very good-looking man. If Mengxue had not always had good self-control, she would definitely be a nymphomaniac at this moment.
"Then I have to thank the Second Prince for his protection." Mengxue said through gritted teeth.
"No, you are my wife in name only, so I should protect you!"
Someone readily accepted Mengxue's "praise", which left Mengxue speechless!
Sure enough, what the heck...it's easy to change a country but hard to change one's nature!
No matter what this man has gone through, no matter how he has changed, he is still Cheng Song...
"Cheng Song, would you like some banana salad?" Mengxue suddenly smiled brightly at Cheng Song. That smile was so bright.
"Salad?" Cheng Song looked at Mengxue in confusion. It was obvious that he didn't understand what salad meant.
"This is not the main point, okay?" Mengxue blinked at Cheng Song, "The main point is bananas."
Mengxue loved making salads in the 21st century, but she thought salad dressings contained preservatives and the like, which were not good for her health, so she liked to use yogurt instead. In ancient times, when there was no yogurt, she used fresh milk instead.
, the taste is not bad, the most important thing is that it is pure natural, pollution-free, and it can also seduce Cheng Song.
Just as she was talking, she took out the banana and apple salad she had just made and started to eat it happily in front of Cheng Song.
There is a faint fragrance of milk floating in the air, mixed with the aroma of apples and bananas.
"Baili Shuang, you don't have to do this! Be careful if I tell the Queen Mother about your behavior." Cheng Song frowned dissatisfied.
"Cheng Song, how old are you this year? You think you are in kindergarten, and you just report it when you have nothing to do!" Mengxue said as she happily took a bite of the banana.
"Kindergarten? Small report? What is it?" Cheng Song looked at Mengxue in confusion.
Hearing this, Mengxue stuck out her tongue coquettishly. Since the truth was revealed, she no longer felt the strong pressure she did before when she saw Cheng Song, and her whole body was on alert. As a person, once she relaxes, she can't speak.
She doesn't pay that much attention anymore, so recently she keeps talking about some 21st century vocabulary, which makes Cheng Song confused.
However, she didn't care, instead she thought it was quite fun!
Cheng Song!
Who is this man!
He knows astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom. He can find things he doesn't know. How difficult it is!
"Kindergarten is a place specifically for children with problems like yours." Mengxue winked at Cheng Song with a smile, "Small reports are meant to say bad things about others..."
Mengxue was in a good mood and boringly "explained" these boring terms to Cheng Song.
Cheng Song held his chin, thought for a moment, and suddenly said to Mengxue in a serious voice:
"Speaking of which, you have to go to kindergarten too!"
"..."
This man actually called her a problem child in disguise!
However, Mengxue didn't care much, picked up a small piece of apple, continued eating, and then said to Cheng Song happily:
"Yes! I'm going to be a teacher!"
"Teacher?" Cheng Song raised his eyebrows and looked Mengxue up and down, "Can a woman be a teacher?"
"..." Mengxue was completely frustrated, "Why not? Men and women are equal, do you understand?"
Obviously, Cheng Song didn't understand.
I saw him walking back and forth, looking Mengxue up and down, and then said very seriously:
"Baili Shuang, it's best to get rid of this idea as soon as possible. Men and women cannot be equal."
Mengxue knew that it was boring and childish for her to argue about gender equality with an old friend. In the past, she would never have said more, but for some reason, now, facing Cheng Song, her words were
There are more:
"Cheng Song, let me tell you, men and women will be equal one day! Did you know? In the history of mankind, there are matrilineal clan communes and patrilineal clan communes! In matrilineal clan communes, women's status is lower than that of men.
Gao! Later, the reason why we entered the patrilineal clan commune was mainly because of the development of agriculture, but agriculture was invented by women...in Africa..."
At the end of the story, Mengxue suddenly felt embarrassed!
She... what is she doing?
Giving a history lesson to an ancient person?
She is indeed crazy...
"According to what Miss Baili said, it was agriculture that allowed men to be superior to women, and agriculture was invented by women. In other words, it was women who realized their own shortcomings, so they took the initiative to allow men to be superior to them."
Cheng Song Children's Shoes carefully extracted the essence of Teacher Mengxue's class and concluded this conclusion.
And this conclusion made Mengxue crazy!
"Cheng Song, is there any tofu? I want to be killed!" Mengxue looked at Cheng Song seriously and said.
Cheng Song held his chin, thought for a moment, and told Mengxue seriously:
"There is no tofu, but there are bananas. You can hit the bananas, the effect will be the same."
As he spoke, he pointed to the bananas in the beautiful white porcelain bowl and gave Mengxue advice seriously.
"I would rather be choked to death by bananas!" Mengxue picked up the chopsticks childishly, picked up several pieces of bananas and stuffed them into her mouth, chewing them beautifully.
"Baili Shuang, eat slowly, otherwise you will choke."
As soon as I finished speaking this sentence, I only heard...
"Baili Shuang, next time you make this...what kind of salad, don't put bananas, just put apples and pears or something like that, otherwise, you will be punished by God."
Someone came over very considerately, patted Mengxue on the back very tenderly, and gave a very kind suggestion.
Obviously, he was very interested in this salad. Mengxue was sure of it. If it weren't for the fact that she put bananas in it, someone would definitely have used his imperialist spirit and snatched it directly from her hand!
Therefore, Mengxue made a very wise decision - to have a banana feast from now on!
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