This world is amazing. I never thought that I would give a speech on the most glorious podium of mankind.
This is a glorious podium. Only people who have made outstanding contributions to mankind can come up and give speeches. To put it simply, their achievements are equivalent to winning three Nobel Prizes in the time and space of Xiao Mengmeng.
I have dreamed of being on this podium one day since I was a child, but that is just a dream...
But at this moment, I actually stepped onto this podium. This world is amazing!
Looking at the countless pairs of adoring eyes in the audience, the spotlights, and the cameras of major radio stations, I felt a little bit dumbfounded.
I never imagined that the reason for me to be on this podium is to deliver a speech on how to love someone.
Love is a sentiment that existed in the early days of mankind, but in our time and space, it has completely disappeared with the development of mankind.
We don’t seem to need love anymore, and we can’t produce it at all.
We have desires, but we don’t need to satisfy them through actions. Just a small capsule can easily solve any problem.
However, with the development of the times, many people have begun to pay attention to a kind of emotion that humans once had in the early days - love. There are many research institutes in the world that specialize in this area. Human beings have invested a lot of manpower, material and financial resources, and have made great achievements.
As a result, we have even developed instruments specifically designed to test love, and relevant experts have begun researching how to make humans fall in love again.
However, I have always despised this view.
What's so good about love?
According to relevant historical records, this is just a boring and redundant emotion! It is a stupid emotion! Although many people want humans to experience this feeling again, I don’t want to at all!
How boring!
I've always thought so!
Even now, I really don’t understand why I want to give a speech as the first "successful person" in mankind to fall in love again...
Have I ever loved someone else when I was very busy?
I just don’t want to see Xiao Mengmeng sad, and I risk violating the law by tampering with her memory. I just don’t want to see her sad. What does this have to do with love?
Why after I came back, those so-called experts insisted on saying that love had reappeared in me, giving them hope!
Have all these experts been kicked in the head?
But forget it, since they are so stupid, then I will let them go, it won't do me any harm anyway.
Because I "reproduced" the greatest human emotion, so to make up for my fault, the law was extremely merciful and allowed me to be sentenced to only five years in prison. During these five years, I could still go home every holiday weekend...
This is a nice treat!
I am often invited to participate in various programs, so my prison life is extremely exciting!
Every time I'm interviewed, I make random remarks. Modern people don't understand love anyway. In their eyes, I'm the only one in the world who understands love, so whatever I say is what I say!
At the end of the speech, looking at the idiot in the audience with a look of admiration and yearning, I just want to say - idiot!
I'm just fooling you!
Love is something that only two idiots, Li Mengxue and Cheng Song, can talk about!
Brother is the most advanced human being!
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Pure Rain: Dear children, CJY wants to tell you that this article is over...
It’s been more than half a year since January 30th. Thank you all for accompanying me for so long. See you in the next post!
A new article is expected to be published this Friday!
Pure rain is waiting for everyone!
Okay, everyone, it’s all over. Stop dominating me and come up and have fun! I love you...