Lin Shaoyun shook his head and said in a sad tone for him: "You are still a Taoist priest. Why are you so big? You are like an earthworm."
The naked Taoist priest was holding a donkey face. First of all, he didn't expect that when he passed through the heavenly tribulation, there were other Taoist fellows watching here. So, wasn't he so embarrassed just now?
I really wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into it, but he found that he really had no face to meet people.
Suddenly, he hoped that the heavenly tribulation had just killed himself to death, and he would not feel so embarrassed at this time.
However, what made him even more difficult to understand was that when this fellow spoke, it was not ridiculed by his lack of courage, but to discuss it with his own thing, which was simply unexpected. It was surprising that this "Fellow Daoist" was very strange.
After holding it in for a while, the Taoist priest said, "Your is like an earthworm, I am a dragon."
"Haha..." Lin Shaoyun laughed unconsciously, bent down with a smile, shook his head and pointed at the Taoist priest and said, "You can call a dragon with that thing? Haha! I'm so laughing to death. Fortunately, I saw it,
Otherwise you will be confused by you."
Didn't the Taoist priest know his body? He looked embarrassed and grinned without a smile. He turned his thin body, turned his back to Lin Shaoyun, moved his hand a little, and looked at the black paint.
A "dragon" under a piece of hair.
Because he wanted to determine whether it was really so unbearable. He usually saw his "Aaron" and he was a very confident existence.
It would be fine if I didn't look at it. When I saw it, the Taoist priest suddenly screamed sharply.
The sound rippled around like a harsh sound, indescribable desolation.
Fortunately, Lin Shaoyun had the highest cultivation level, otherwise he would have been deafened by his sharp screams.
"No way! This bird is a little smaller and is hit like this?" Lin Shaoyun regretted it a little. He would have not hit him if he had known it.
The reason why the Taoist priest screamed so much was because he saw that thing, which really became smaller as Lin Shaoyun said. He found that Lin Shaoyun said that it was only the size of earthworms, which was considered a compliment.
Just a little bit, where is the heroic spirit of a man?
The Taoist priest tried hard to squeeze out a few times, but he couldn't even squeeze out a single tear. He really needed to shed two tears to make up for the trauma of his heart.
Suddenly, he suddenly realized that he, his legs, and his chest, had no muscles except flesh and skin.
Rather than saying that this is a human body, it is better to say that this is a dry firewood that is appropriately produced, as if a gust of wind can blow him up.
"Ah! I think I was strong and strong, but this thing became smaller and my body was full of strength, and my whole body was also shrinking. My whole cultivation was ruined like this. Oh my God! How can I live?"
At this time, he naturally knew that his body had changed a lot because of the powerful heavenly tribulation that had just broken himself into this.
The Taoist vented his anger in his heart, and still covered the important position with both hands. He slowly turned around, looked at Lin Shaoyun, and said in a pleading tone: "Fellow Taoist, can you help me, can you please
Is it? "
Lin Shaoyun was stunned and blinked, "This...this...this...to see what it is to be busy with, I can't agree to you casually."
"Forget it if you hit me with one palm." The Taoist priest said seriously.
Wow! Lin Shaoyun was so scared that he took a step back. Unexpectedly, the Taoist priest asked for death. He hurriedly reached out and waved his hand and said, "This is not possible. No matter what, I can't kill people at will, let alone our fellow Taoists, no grudges or grudges, so it's right.
Friendly exchanges." But I thought to myself: "This guy is so scary. That thing is small and I'm going to die. Wouldn't the eunuch in the palace be hung up?"
The Taoist priest said, "Kill! This is my wish. I have no desire to live. You have seen the ugly behavior of overcoming the heavenly tribulation. It can be said that I have nothing, so I am not happy in life or death.
Fear." He raised his head and sang a song: "The wind whistles and the water is cold, and the heroes will never return..."
Lin Shaoyun unexpectedly compared himself to the overlord Xiang Yu, a hero of life and death!
However, just when he was over the tribulation, he could not tell that his trembling behavior was so shaking that he could not tell where he looked like a hero.
"Hey! I really doubt this guy, is his brain broken?" Lin Shaoyun said softly, and shook his head depressedly.
Who knew that the Taoist priest had heard what he said, but the Taoist priest hurriedly said, "My mind is not broken, but my heart has gone with the wind and is buried in spring."
Lin Shaoyun's heart skipped a beat, "No way! It's still in spring? Well, I can't afford to offend you anymore, can I leave?" After that, he turned around and was about to leave.
"Don't!" the Taoist priest hurriedly said, "You haven't killed me yet."
Too bad, people always say: Don’t kill me! This Taoist priest actually said the other way around: Come and kill me!
Lin Shaoyun coughed twice, shrugged his shoulders, and looked serious, and said, "You are my parents who are good at your body and hair. If you don't care about it, you are still seeking death. Are you worthy of your parents' grace for giving birth?
This is a great unfilial piety. If you die, what will you do to go to the bottom of the earth and meet your parents?"
He spoke harshly, like a teacher who was educating his children.
The Taoist was stunned when he heard this, thinking that what he said made sense. It was better to live than die.
But after thinking about it, I felt that I had no reason to live, and my face became extremely ugly. It seemed like I had eaten a few pounds of sauerkraut, and my face was so twisted that no part was flat.
Lin Shaoyun looked at his appearance, sighed, and comforted him: "Fellow Taoist, although your thing is a little smaller, it is better than nothing. Go find some magic pills, maybe it will grow.
If you are bigger, you don’t have to be too inferior.”
The Taoist priest actually cared about his own cultivation, but at this time, Lin Shaoyun did not mention his cultivation for a while, which made him feel a little more comfortable. Moreover, he was originally a monk, and his knowledge of alchemy and herbal medicine was not just because of one Taoist dynasty.
The heavenly tribulation was cut off, and he nodded and said, "You said that's the same."
Seeing that he was not asking for death, Lin Shaoyun relaxed his heart. Who knew that the Taoist priest suddenly said, "But I want to see if your thing is also an earthworm. If you always say mine, you have to prove it.
You!" I thought to myself, "You have seen me all over. If you don't look at you, wouldn't it be unfair to heaven?"
"Ah! No!" Lin Shaoyunru was hit in the head by a lightning. She was stumbled for a moment, but thought to herself: "This Taoist must have something wrong. At least when choosing a partner, it is not normal." She hurriedly said: "