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Long Xiao couldn't help but carefully look at the small cigarette box made of unknown paper in his hand. He was amazed that it had the head of an animal printed on it. He knew this animal, it was called Bamboo Bear (giant panda), and it was printed very well. It is exquisite and almost looks real. However, some of the characters on it are very strange. I actually don’t recognize any of them. They look like Chinese characters, and they are also square, but the strokes are simple and do not seem to be Chinese characters. There are also some small winding symbols. He didn't recognize any of them. Just by looking at the cigarette box, he could already tell that they were extraordinary.
Pull out a cigarette. The cigarette butt is made of soft cotton (filter tip). The whole cigarette is as straight as a column but round as a whole, exuding an alluring fragrance.
"What a smoke!" Long Xiao praised: "Such a strange smoke is the only one I have ever seen in my life. It is countless times stronger than our dry smoke that comes from the sea!" He looked at Yang Yanrong who was snickering on the side, with a shy face. Asked: "Yanrong! Do you still have these cigarettes? You don't only have a dozen or so cigarettes, do you?"
"No! There is only this half a box in the entire Song Dynasty. Master, you don't have to look at me like this, it's true! So, you have to save yourself from smoking. You will finish it when you finish it, but you won't smoke anymore." It’s not here!” Yang Yanrong said angrily, I don’t even have to smoke anymore, you still want it? Alas! It seems that I am destined to quit smoking. Damn it, if I had known, I would have kept a few of them secretly.
Long Xiao's hand trembled, and he reluctantly put the cigarette back. After thinking about it, he took out another cigarette and held it in his mouth. Yang Yanrong immediately came up and lit it for him with a lighter.
"Hiss!" Long Xiao took a deep breath and exhaled comfortably, with a look of satisfaction on his face. Why did Yang Yanrong feel so vulgar when he looked at this master? He couldn't be an impostor, right?
Long Xiao took two puffs and then couldn't bear to smoke anymore. He thought that he should save some money on this treasure. When the time came, he would show it off in front of the three immortals. He blew lightly on the cigarette butt, and the smoke was still glowing. It disappeared immediately.
Damn it! He is really a master! Yang Yanrong's eyes were opened straight when he saw it. You must know that the highest temperature in the center of the burning smoke is six to seven hundred degrees! With this skill, Yang Yanrong truly believed that his master was really a Master. He admired the real master from the bottom of his heart, and he couldn't help but show respect on his face.
Long Xiao put the cigarette he had taken a few puffs back into the box, carefully put it into his arms and put it away. He patted his butt and stood up. The previous wretched expression was gone, replaced by the demeanor of a master. Look. Yang Yanrong secretly smacked his lips, thinking that if you never go back to acting, it would be a great loss to the entertainment industry!
Long Xiao coughed slightly and glanced at his disciple, eh! The qualifications are pretty good, and he is a good material for martial arts training. Although he is not a stunning talent, as long as he inherits my mantle, he can still be called one.
He is a master of his generation.
He moistened his throat and said sternly: "In the world of martial arts, it is called the Master's Double Skill of Fist and Sword. Which one do you want to learn first?"
"This! Master, haha, don't worry, wait until we settle down, then we can teach the disciples!" Just kidding, with a master like you here, why should I learn martial arts? Anyway, with the master here, I am not afraid anymore, who dares
If you bully me, help me beat him. Yang Yanrong quickly excused himself and asked him to practice martial arts. It would be better to kill him.
"Hmm! That's fine. This place in the wilderness is not a good place. Once we settle down, we can start teaching slowly!" How did this kind-hearted master know that this naughty disciple had a crooked idea in his heart?
I think this guy is sensible!
After following Yang Tairong for the past few days, Sang Yuchu already knew what this bad guy was thinking. Seeing his unwillingness, he knew it was an excuse. Alas! He said forget it, Yang Lang doesn't like to learn.
Martial arts is up to him!
Yang Yanrong took out the martial arts secret book that he got from Li Feiyu from his arms, handed it into the hands of his master Long Xiao, and said with a smile: "Master, please give me a review. How is this kung fu?"
"Huh? The Eight Steps of Divine Movement!" Long Xiao couldn't help being surprised, and quickly asked: "Where did you get this secret book?"
"Oh! This! I bought it from a roadside vendor. He said it cost thirty copper coins, but I only gave him ten!" Yang Yanrong told lies without blinking an eye.
Said: "Master, is this book pirated? It's not a big loss! I have to go find him."
Long Xiao had no choice but to smile bitterly. Piracy? You can imagine that if this book could also be pirated, wouldn't all the books in the world be so full? He said sternly: "As for the light body skills in martial arts, this set of magic moves
Eight steps can be said to be the best in the world!"
Hiss! Yang Yanrong couldn't help but gasped! No way, you just killed someone and got a set of classics casually? Wouldn't that be prosperous? If you can publish this book all over the world and sell it at a high price
, isn’t that making a lot of money? I imagined that the house was filled with mountains of gold and silver, surrounded by countless beauties, and for a while my saliva started to flow again.
"But!" The old man gave Yang Yanrong a funny look and said calmly: "This set of light-body techniques is only suitable for women to practice!"
"What? What? Is there any mistake?" Yang Yanrong wailed, God, you are not playing tricks on me, are you? How can there be any distinction between men and women in martial arts?
Long Xiao said seriously: "If men practice, there will be problems!" As he said this, he glanced furtively at Sang Yuchu and his disciples beside him, and quietly waved to his disciple, signaling him to come over.
Is there something fishy in it? Yang Yanrong swallowed his saliva and hurriedly poked his head over.
"If a man practices this skill, he will be desperate to save his life and become a generation of obscene demons." The old man revealed the secret without a red face or a heartbeat.
"What a good thing! This is super Viagra! All men will like it!" Yang Yanrong glanced at Sang Yuchu carefully, and said with a lustful smile: "Master, why don't you try it?"
Bah! Am I that kind of person? Long Xiao's face turned red. He didn't expect that this apprentice would actually make a joke about his master. He was so angry that he gave him a chestnut on the door.
"Ah!" The pain was so painful that tears almost flowed out, and he said reluctantly: "Master, why did you hit me?"
"Hmph! You are too underestimated as a teacher. Do I need that thing? Remember back then..." When Long Xiao said this, he seemed to realize something and immediately stopped talking, looking embarrassed!
Yang Yanrong touched the top of his head, which was still numb with pain, and smiled strangely, showing a look that every man would understand.
Oh my God! Why did I accept such a disciple? Will my reputation be ruined in one day? Long Xiao’s old face is so shameless, and the demeanor of a great man is gone.