Proud Concubine Difficult to Train: My Palace Comes from Modern Times Xinwen Stealing Concubine: Don't Mess With My Mother, also known as [I want to eat my concubine]
Xinwen Stealing Concubine: Don't Mess With My Mother, also known as [I want to eat my concubine]
Also known as [My beloved concubine, I want to eat you]
Note: This is an article about strong women
Introduction:
"What, the princess ran away? What do you do for a living? She is pregnant with my own flesh and blood, and her belly is as big as a snowball. You actually let her run away?" The man's stunning face instantly turned to black charcoal,
The sound was as loud as thunder.
The guard looked pale and replied: "Your Majesty, please spare your life, Princess. The Princess said that if she is not allowed to leave, she, she will drink red flowers and become a young prince."
"——!"
"Damn it, even the prime minister's wife can't stand it, so what's the point of supporting you? If anything happens to her and the young master, I'll kill you myself." The man changed his elegant image and transformed into a blood-devouring demon with starry eyes.
Full of murderous intent.
The soldier shuddered and replied: "Please forgive me, Prime Minister, madam. Madam said that if she is not allowed to leave, she will imitate the immortal dance with a full belly."
"——!!"
Three years later, a young boy made a lot of money under the guise of "finding marriage for his mother" and winked at the general public with his innocent and kind eyes.
"Hey, look at the tender meat. I really want to take a bite. Come on, for your sake, I'll take your mother in. Tell me, what does your mother like best? I'll be ready."
"It's a crime!" Roudan replied with a harmless smile.
"——!!"
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Introduction
The moon is dark and the wind is high!
Whoosh!
A black shadow quickly flashed into the last glass door of the Cultural Affairs Bureau, which was about to be closed.
In an instant, the infrared ray inside was turned on by the monitor, and it was swimming back and forth in the room, doing its duty to prevent thieves from stealing.
The footsteps outside gradually faded away, and after confirming that they were silent, a shadow with agile eyelashes jumped lightly from the top of the exhaust hole.
The tiny opening of the exhaust hole casts in the weak moonlight, and you can vaguely see that the man's face is wearing "glasses" that look like telescopes. The lenses of the glasses seem to be judging something, and the directions and numbers are constantly beating.
Suddenly, the woman's slender and warm-boned body swayed, then swerved away, her movements were weird, enchanting and funny, and it was awkward to look at.
Ding! What a shock, it turns out that those are 'glasses' that see through infrared rays. No wonder this 'female goddess' puts so much effort into it. It can be seen that to be a 'great goddess' you still need to have potential.
Her movements were as enchanting and boneless as a cat, twisting and turning, and finally reached her destination.
After taking off the bag, he took out the tool with a familiarity and dexterity, and used a magnetic knife and circular saw to cut out a 30 cm circular shape from the glass.
Through the cool white light of the miniature flashlight circled on her forehead, we can see the woman's delicate outline, oval-shaped face, soft facial features, long hair spread out directly, and she is obviously somewhat feminine in beauty at night, with a pair of narrow single phoenix eyes.
She was extremely bright when she was concentrating, her brows were calm, and her movements were nimble. There was no hint of tremor in her heart. Her sexy red lips were slightly raised, and she was full of confidence.
It can be seen from this that this person is a professional "night stalker" (thief).
When it took out the 'treasure' from behind and opened the red silk scarf, what was revealed in front of her eyes was a pure gold Buddha statue of 'Sending Sons of Guanyin'.
Guanyin holds a willow purification vase in one hand and a baby in the other, with lotus flowers under her feet, auspicious clouds floating in the air, a gentle and dignified expression, and a smile on her face, which makes people feel at peace. They have to admit that motherhood is indeed full of glory, even more than the Virgin Mary.
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The red silk faded away, and the Buddha statue was shining brightly in the dark night. What is it really like? "When the Buddha's light shines, all things will wake up"!
Even she, who had always "stealed without regrets", was now illuminated by this Buddha's light, and she couldn't help but feel the desire to "do good".
It is said that this "Send-off Guanyin" Buddha statue has been passed down from the Tang Dynasty to the present, and has been passed down by Buddhists from generation to generation. Finally, it was hidden in the Central Plains and sealed by history. After being buried in the Loess Plateau, it was finally discovered by a generation of people. Now people from the Cultural Affairs Bureau are preparing to send it away.
The Buddha sent him to the West, and sent this 'Uncle' to the Tibetan pagoda to gather with the Buddha.
According to relevant people, the Guanyin Buddha's light is so bright that one look at it can turn you around, a second look at it can bring bad luck to you, and a third look at it can even increase your official rank to the third level. But the most important point is: which woman looks at it?
This child-giving Guanyin can give birth to a big fat boy with just one look.
Such a Buddha statue is so mysterious. How could it be that someone pays attention to it every night?
Well - although it's a bit scary, the word 'supposedly' is just a way of passing on Buddhism and religion to the world, so you don't need to take it seriously!
The woman compared the 'treasure' with the picture that the master gave her. After careful confirmation to ensure that there was no difference, she nodded with satisfaction. Just as she was about to put the 'treasure' into her backpack sincerely, the woman's slender phoenix eyes flashed.
He raised his eyebrows and frowned in confusion, but——
"Can this thing really give birth to a baby?" The woman raised her eyebrows with a black line on her face.
I don’t know who Master heard this from. She is a woman in her fifties, but she still wants to give birth to a child. Damn, her grandfather, this old woman really has nothing to do. It’s different if she has menopausal syndrome.
He took off the backpack and opened the link, and put the Guanyin in with quick hands and feet, ready to run away.
Pulling out two magnet steel wires from the belt and sucking them up to the sky, clamping them firmly, the goddess was about to stretch her legs and kick her.
However, people make mistakes, horses make mistakes, and one misstep will cause eternal hatred!
boom--
Due to the excessive weight of the 'Send-off Guanyin' on her body, her body lost balance and her usual flexibility was greatly reduced, causing her body to slide out of control!
"Beep, beep, beep, beep!" As soon as it comes into contact with infrared rays, the alarm sounds immediately, piercing and shocking.
Footsteps outside the door gradually approached, and several guards with flashlights waving around had appeared outside, rushing towards this direction. They all held electric batons and iron bars in their hands, their eyes were red, and they opened the door and cursed as if they were dead.
: "Grandma, it's been a month. Are they bothered? They are not tired. I am tired. Please call Officer Li quickly. Someone has come up with the idea of 'giving Guanyin a gift'. This time, I am very tired."
Break their dog legs and let them fly around."
The footsteps were getting closer and closer, and the female master secretly scolded your grandfather. It's really a bad start, and the year of your birth year is quite unlucky.
After getting up in embarrassment, she kicked the air in the air beautifully. The plate of the exhaust hole was kicked, and the steel wire was pulled and retracted. The body of the goddess had already ascended to the sky.
boom--
The door was opened, and by the light of the corridor outside, the soldiers and robbers met each other. The person who came was a plainclothes policeman. When he saw that the female thief was slowly ascending to the sky, he immediately raised his gun and shouted: "Don't move, otherwise
I'm about to shoot!"
No? Who cares about you?
The goddess gave a slender long whirlwind kick, and the miniature flashlight hit the plainclothes policeman's pistol accurately.
Bang——
A foreign object hit his hand firmly. The plainclothes police officer's wrist was immediately dislocated. His face was shocked. When he looked up, the figure of the female thief was gone from the exhaust vent!
In the narrow passage, the goddess lay on her back and squirmed like a silkworm. She quickly and nimbly climbed to the top. The long narrow passage made eight turns to the left and led directly to the sewer.
The goddess still had a confident smile on her face. You must know that the Cultural Affairs Bureau is a frequent customer of hers.
It is said that only by knowing the enemy can one be able to fight a hundred battles, and only by knowing the root and root can one cure the disease with medicine.
Stealing in the sewer is the easiest thing for a thief! As soon as the goddess arrived in the sewer, she was as free as a fish in the water, and she ran so leisurely and contentedly, so comfortable.
Although the lights in the sewer are dim, it's okay, at least I can see where I am.
As I was walking and escaping, suddenly, I heard a sharp shout from behind: "Stop!"
The man's voice was so magnetic, so rich and powerful, and it was even more beautiful in this narrow passage.
This voice——
The heroine's steps stagnated, her body immediately stiffened, and she turned her head slightly mechanically. When she saw the person clearly, her single phoenix eyes flashed a bit bored, and it turned out to be the one who looked like Andy Lau on the left, Chow Yun-fat on the right, and had Wang Leehom's eyes.
The nose looks like Takeshi Kaneshiro's, but he doesn't look like Police Officer Li.
Soldiers and thieves meet each other, enemies gather together and fall into pieces. If she doesn't run away, there will be trouble.
In an instant, the female master showed her professional skills and ran straight to the 'front line' (exit). The man behind her followed her, and her speed was not inferior.
"Pirate Mo Ting, put down the 'Songzi Guanyin' quickly, otherwise you will be dead when I catch you." Officer Li shouted.
"It's your grandpa, can't you spare me because I'm a junior? Even if you are a new official, you have been burning for a month. It's time to slow down!" The goddess fled as she ran away.
He shouted in anger and embarrassment.
Who would want to be caught by him nine times out of ten times a month, and now the person who stole the Buddha’s ‘Send-a-Son Guanyin’ was still the one being stolen? How could he still suffer from such a bad thing? Damn, it’s really unlucky!
"I warned you, I will catch you every time you steal. This time, I will definitely catch you." The man also shouted while running.
Damn it, who wants to catch thieves ten times in a month, and nine times they are about to become meat on the fish board only to be taken away again? It is really a disadvantage for promotion, and a coward!
"Hey, it's time to change the lines, bye-" the woman's tone was full of disdain.
"Damn it, you don't even bother to try it!" The next moment, a police officer from Li was moving as fast as a ghost, which was even crazier than the Olympic Games.
When the sewer ditch was about to cross, the woman pressed her watch, and the wire from the fine hole flew out like an iron hook clamped into the stone wall of the sewer, and the position was accurate.
"Bye bye--" The great goddess blew a kiss to the man who was approaching very close. Her hair was flying, she was soft and charming, her slender phoenix eyes winked at the man playfully, she had a unique style, and she took a slight step under her feet. The great goddess
It's like the "Taishan rattan" in the forest.
"You - stop!"
At the critical moment, the man's eyes changed, as sharp as lightning, and he reflexively drew out the 'flying knife' (pistol).
boom--
In an instant, the 'flying knife' came out, and there was no miss.
The wire broke, the goddess fell - -
"Ah - bastard, I can't swim!" The female goddess cried out in pain with tears on her face!
Boom——
As soon as her body entered the water, the goddess felt that her whole body was cold and she was so stinky that she felt that this was your grandfather's sewer!
What should I do? My body feels so heavy and uncomfortable. It seems to be getting heavier and heavier.
After the female master struggled in the water for a few times, her consciousness fell away. She felt that the thing on her back was weighing heavily on her and it was so uncomfortable!
Damn it, your uncle, you almost forgot that the 'treasure' is made of pure gold, how can it not be heavy? It would be weird if it didn't get crushed to death.
As a result, the light of the Buddha Guanyin flashed, and the woman fell into darkness without any consciousness. In the water, she did not forget to curse angrily: "Smelly man, I'll feed you next time if you look good."